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million ‘t.n'uies are nyver wiUioui I t I t
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tliere*« Htiunat dully nee<i o f It A oom-
foff. M id nnjr-nlitht m ay Amt A>u very
tlr t»l»fii»:-th* re,i n bAttfk la the housET*
Jnnt it fe tf drops, • and that colic o r ”
constipation la r "lk 'v a (l; <*■ garrhea
r a c k e d . A ToitetubUi iw otioct; a baby»
remedy meant f o r young folks: Pant aria»
Is about the only thing yon have ever
heard doctors advise giving to Infants.
Stronger hiedlrthea lire dangertiua to »
tiny Baby, however haniBek* ttie y tn a j.
be to trrown-ni»*. Oood t>iiF Piwrtofla I'
Rctnemlier the natne,- nrnd remember
io b u y i t It JMiyaspare yOu a sle*b-
lees, anxious night. U la akwuy* rea d y ,;
alw ays sate to ti**; la »moftp-nulrs, 0 *>
for everyday a lim e n t* Any hour o f the
day or night that Baby becorrwy fre t
ful, or restless. Castorla was never
mdfe j*opulaY with mothers than It Is
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about a eceaain- iPgtslivtor h o ted ' f< r
h l^ re a d y nit. One day while,Jo e»«g-
versajUon with an official o f tug,,locals
telephone cori.riany the latter c.en-^
tfo'ned fhat he knew o f a young wom
an who wanted to get a Job as secre
tary. on T T h «. H ill,”- as the ewjrttof hi
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“ I'm sorry, hut . I don't know o f any—
thing.” the solon advised, but. as an
afterthought: “ Why don’t you give
her a Job yourself— In your Wrong
Number departm ent!”
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Public Benefactor
Dr. George Washington Carver hat
to his credit the discovery o f more
than two hnndred uses for the peanut,
more than a hundred products derived
from the sweet potato, as many aa
sixty from the pecan, potash and
stock feed from the chlnaberry, fiber
from okra and furniture (tain s and
varnishes from various vegetables.
MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL
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Who can remember when the girl
was pretty well fitted out to go away
to school with a couple o f blue skirts
nnd thiee middle blouses?— D etroit
News.
V A A S ' IF I DID.
NOUD SO TO SLEEP
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(U tC E AUD WARIAÌ
A H ero W anted
"W h y did you never marry?”
“ I could not love a man who wa.»
not brave,” said Miss Cayenne, “ and
n. body has had the courage to pro
luse to me.”
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Standards D iffer
Salesman—That car’s worth
Its
weight in gold.
Customer (an convlnced)— Must bo
considerably heavier than It looks.
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Some Day Timmie W ill be
An Expert Accountant
By PERCY L. CROSBY
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H savy Downpour.
“ RI o I rp has loia o f rich relatives,
hasn’t she?"
“ Yup."
“ What aro they doing about her
wedding?”
“ She expects a m otorcar shower.”
HIS A N S W E R
Bliasful B a ch s lo r
Yonngmnn (In art museum)— I won
der why Victory Is represented ns a
woman?
»»d o n e — I t ’s plain to be seen you’re
not married.
who has Just proposed to
I, receives his answer I
Mother Bu%y
Grocer— H alf a pound o f rashers
and some eggs on trust till your father
comes home? And why doesn't your
mother come here herself?
Child (Innocently) — She's trying an
other shop 1
Sweet Search
Mother— How did you ever manage
to get your hands so sticky?
Son —I've been looking for the
brooch you lost, mummy.
Mother— Where did you look?
Sou— In the strawberry Jam Jar.
Could Bo W o rt*
“ That
hoy friend o f yours
Is
cracked." said her dearest friend.
"Oil. well, 1 ran stand him as long
ns he Isn't broke," yawned the other
one.
Optimistic
Julia— Renee surely Is optimistic.
Jan—W by?
Julia— She’s christened her little
daughter Marigold, hoping she will, I
suppose.
A C H IC K E N SU R E
Political T riclu
Ward Heeler— Mow did he happen
to get the women s delegation to swing
with him?
Senator— Promised that he would
put through a bill that the women
didn’t have to give their age when
they voted.
In thu Distant Past
What do you think o f Brown's
Jim— “ His w ife's quite a chleken
they say.” B ill— " l i e ’s hen pecked, I
know."
She Is as prelt.v as a fairy tale
'Ah, you mean once upon u time.’
“ Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vege
table Compound puts new life
into me and makes my work in
the store and in the house
easier. I took several botdea
before my baby came and am
always singing its praises to my
friends. I recommend it for
girls and women o f all ages. It
makes me feel like life is worth
living, my nerves are better
and I have gained pep and feel
well and strong.”— Mrs. A R.
Smith, 8o8 S. Lansing Street,
S l Johns, Michigan