The Beaverton review., January 25, 1929, Image 5

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Thera Is hardly a household that
hasn’t heard o f Castorta! A t least Ore
million homes are never without It. I f
there are children In your family,
there’a almost dally need o f Its com­
fort. And any night may find you very
thankful there’s a bottle In the house.
Just a few drops, and that colic or
constipation Is relieved ; or diarrhea
checked. A vegetable product; a baby
remedy meant for young folks. Custorla
Is about the only thing you have ever
beard doctors advise giving to Infants.
Stronger medicines are dangerous to a
tiny baby, however harmless Jhey may
be to grown-ups. Good old Castorlal
Bemember the name, and remember
to buy It. It may spare you a sleep­
less, anxious night. It Is always ready,
always safe to use; In emergencies, or
for everyday aliments. Any hour o f the
day or night that Baby becomes fret­
ful. or restless. Castorla was never
more popular with mothers than It Is
today. E very druggist has It.
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Word from Kentucky Indicates pio­
neer stock Is not running out In this
country.
Nelson Webb, direct de­
scendant o f Daniel Boone. Is the fa­
ther o f twenty-four children. Includ­
ing three sets o f twins. There are
two children by a first marriage,
eleven by a second marriage, and the
present Mrs. Webb Is the mother of
eleven more. W e foresee a regiment
o f grand and great-grandchildren.—
Louisville Courier-Journal.
T o w n H on ors G r e e le y
By Charles Sughroe
M IC K IE ,T H E P R IN T E R 'S D E V IL
A nybody W ant Som e S q u irre l P ie ?
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Greeley county, on the western bor­
der o f Kansas, is thoroughly Greeley-
Ized.
Tribune, the county seat. Is
named after Horace Greeley s newspa­
per. Horace, the other prim-lpal town
in the county, hen-s his Christian
name.— Indianapolis News.
In order to succeed a man must
appreciate the full value of his op­
ponent’s abilities.
Know nil and you w ill pardon all.—
Thomas a Kempls.
A So u r
Stomach
In the same tim e It takes a dose o f
soda to bring a little temporary relie f
o f gas and sour stomach, Phillips
Milk o f Magnesia has acidity complete­
ly checked, and the digestive organs
all tranqulllzod. Once you have tried
this form o f re lie f you w ill cease to
w orry nbout your diet and experience
n near freedom In eating.
This pleasant preparation Is Just as
good fo r children, too. U se It when­
ever coated tongue or fetid breath
signals need o f a sweetener. Fhysl-
cl ns w ill tell you that every spoon­
ful o f Phillips M ilk o f Magnesia neu­
tralizes many times Its volume In acid.
Get the genuine, the name Phillips Is
Im portant Im itations do not act the
Burnet
A M e a n t o f Escape
B LO SSO M S. P E R H A P S
Ofllce B oy—T w o meli outslile to see
im i, slr. Due l i n pool ami lite other
la stono denf.
Ilusy Editor— W ell, teli thè |«H't
ttmt Ilio denf iiiiin I n thè editor.
Barnstorm er T urn ed Sop
The |Hillce officer entered the cafe
and with great dignity announced to
a man at one o f the tables: “ Your car
awaits without, sir.”
R ig a to !
W ilm a Dick claims he’s Invented
Something he’s been offered a million
dollars fo r i
Jack— I duini he Invented some
thing 1
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n nosegay, son.” Son—“ What did It
take to make your nose gny, dud?"
"W ithout what?" retorted the rather
loud-monthed gentleman.
Old Souk—"It lakes flowers to muke
"W ithout lights," answered the cop
"Y ou r name and address, please."
G ood Om en
DAM AGED
A R T IC L E
Mrs.— 1 think our new chauffeur Is
going to stay.
Mr.— What makes yon think soT
Mrs.— He nsked where the garage
Is.
around.
JessL
In F a v or o f the R ich
G ef a H orse
Prospective Buyer— Why
this Is
highway robbery 1
R ealtor— 1 give you my word. sir.
there’s uot a highway lor miles
“ W hat do you mean by th a t!"
— "H e said t had hrokeo IL "
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Maggie— " I ’m sure I possess Charlie’s
heart." Jessie— "A damaged article In
scarcely worth having."
M aggie—
Mrs. M ultlrox— H ow can yon pre
tend to give me better bargains than
you do any one e ls e !
You charged
me a dollar a pound fo r bacon an I
sold the same thing to Mrs. Middle
class for 75 cents.
Th e Market Man— But, my dei i
madam. 75 cents was all the mooei
Mrs. Middleclass had.
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of Magnesia
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