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ABSENT MINDED
BARBER
THE FEATHERHEADS
“ äbave or a hair-cut?’
A L W A Y S M AKE UP
Tw o ia On«
W* h*d a One canary,
Wo also own a cat;
We have no more canary,
fiut pusa I# now quite fat.
MIGHT HAPPLN TO ANY ONE
O ff the Concrete
Meeting Man’» Need
'*Tou hut* made some wonderful ex
ploration« of ancient tombs."
“ I have.” the eminent archeologist.
"And I am Inclined to think that the
undents would have contributed more
to progress If they had paid less at
tention to private monuments and
more to skyscrapers.” —Washington
Star.
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Wage» of an Arbitrator
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Th«**«’ actors are always lighting
among themselves."
“ Meati* nothing— they always moke
Up."
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” I>l<-k and Dennis were quarreling
over which should have the bigger
half of in apple.” announced Mary,
j "hut I soon settled It.”
'"That's a good girl.” said her moth
er. "Whose part did yoo take?”
” 1 took both their parts.” was liie
"Don’t we hav* a lectura on perfecting *h# mamory »hi* morning?“
“We w tr* to hav* on* but th* prof*s*or of mtmonics m islaid hi* not** answer. "It was a lovely apple.”
and can't find them any place."
Never Saw a Locomotive
LUCKY, IF HE CAN
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Ç J & lh T O R <
Critic— You have written a fine play.
There Is one scene in particular that
even Shakespeare could not have pro
duced.
Author— Yoo flatter me.
Which
scene do you refer to?
Critic—The railroad accident In the
last act.
Served Its Par pore
The Visiting SlierifT—When I era*
last here you had a prisoner who was
on a hunger strike. l)ld he get any
thing by It?
The Warden—Sure he did. He got
so thin he slipped out between the
bars and made his getaway.
W E A T H E R FORECAST“
H A R P F R E E Z .E TÖ N/O H T
FRESH W ESTERLY WINDS
S H / F T lN O T P N O R T H
A N P MUCH C O L P E R .
DIDN’T TAKE A TONIC
She— What form him a kin*}
He— If you'll consent to n round I
think It Mould ho *<|unre.
Snappy fVork
By Charles Sughroe
CWm
MICKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL
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“ You Mij lie t r ii run down? Did
* take M tunic?’
“ No look au ambulance.** A
L e n g t h y I n tr o d u c t io n
rit# rhMtriMHn intri*Ju«-4*d u m a n
W ho war renowned throughout
» ha
r la n .
W e sig hed , as he k ep t on his fset,
A c h a i r m a n o u g h t to f a k e a seat.
A * * 4 TtdMl M i
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&»**• rr m a y
a PANAILV
O P LETTI*
man «
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Present
The
Clancy Kids
C C A N 'M
? iW H C N W £ K IT
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'A T HIS ROCK r
A Sure Sign
>Q m il S jr^
'??III must be pluuuing to bay i
tew ear.”
•Why?"
•I -ee he's lertlng hts wife olive.” —
’ ., r> body's Weekly
Ù
Timmie Hat the Makings
of a Navigator
"Th. o we came to the lovely blue
*ea. Ferdinand stood under a palm
ind folded Ills arms."
“ Is that all?”
‘Hut I was In the arms that ha
older)"— L’ lk. Rerlln
\AHEAD Of)
Fashion Notes
V^ .
Mrs. Insllle— The Indications are
but the narrow skirt will continue
’• lie worn s great deal this season.
llei Husband— I'll bet they won't he
.. mnrh worn as the men's old spring
1
-nils.
To Finish the Job
tSmear—I’retty good.
lo o t yon
Ink?
I made It for a cover de
Inn."
K rlrli Now If you could only du-
.tju a cover for the picture—
PERCY L. CROSotf
0 kf Ik* M*Ct*r« N i n a a i ■„4INM
No Sale.
"Toil'll save money buying lids cur."
assorted the onthusliistlr salesman.
"Yes, maybe," retorted the gnmehy
one, ''but I’ve about made up my mind
I'll save a great deal more by not
buying any.”
Putting Her Down
Mi*. Transit— You'll like In work
here. You'll be treated ns an equal
The New Cook—You'd belter keep
your plaee, mu'mn. I won't (ulerute
no fiinilliurity.
HOW TO REDUCE
First Hug—"Wliats the Idg Idea?'
Second Hug "I'm trying to lake nl?
m eight and the doctor nuid to run
"round the block six or eight times s
day !"
Television I
An aged Indy, evidently np from
the country, made n telephone call.
Having finished her conversation, she
left the booth. Ten minute* Inter she
returned, and once again took off the
recel ver.
"No. I didn't want a number." she
explained. "Hut I left my umbrella
behind lust now; It Is not here. I
suppose you huven't seen It?“
Call Out the Guard.
Fanil Mother (Just returned from
afternoon bridge party)—I hope you
children have been good.
Y'oung Hopeful—Yes. mummy. We
let the hath run over and we're play
ing Niagara on the stairs.
His Prsf*r*nce
"And will you hoe me us much as
tills when we are married?”
"Darling, how can you doubt me?
I've always liked married women
best."
SH ARP. W IT H ONE EYE
Smith—“ Like her needle In that rw
spect. Isn't she?"
Pity th* Poor Husband.
Widow (engaging man servant)—
Yes. I want a person who will do any
kind of labor In or about the house—
run errands, work In the garden—In
short, a man who will Immedlatelv
and without objections do what I tall
him to do.
"Ah, lady. It Isn't a servant yon
Jones— "The dressmaker Is a sharp need. Only by marrying again will
one although she has but ona eye.'4 you find what you w ant"
Easily Identified
The New Steiiog— I forgot to Initial
them letters. Shall I do It now?
The t'nrrespoudent —Don't bother
about It I'll know they're y»ur work
ty your fingerprint* which show quite
plainly.
H ig h S pirit a
The Redskin— How much for dro
wn ter?
Increase tirsbba— Well, rum haa
gone np so 11» hav« to charge yoa tea
acres a drink for It