Friday,
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TI IK BEAVERTON RKVIRW
7, 1928
Nature’» Refreshing
T o r my part, I often take ray trouble*
Into the woods— and leava them there.
Em erging. I have a sens* that nature
has pillaged me of a lot of useless
luggage, not the least part of which la
one's natural but wearisome se lfe s-
te> nt. . . .
Into th* heart may coma
a hush a little stiller than the silence
of the forest, a music deeper than that
of the sea In the yellow pin«!«.— A rch i
bald Rutledge, In “Children of Swamp
and Wood.”
The
Double
Cross
Famout Natural Bridge
The Italnhow bridge is located w ith
in the N avajo Indian reservation. In
San Juan county, Utah. The bridge
Is 300 feet above the w ater and it*
span Is 270 feet. The bridge Is unique
among the natural bridges of the
world In that It Is not only a symmet
rical arch below, hut pres«'Uts a curved
surface above, thus having the ap-
pesram-e of a rainbow.
Makes Life
Sweeter
Child ren's stomachs »our, and need
an
anll-arld. K eep their systems
»« eel with Phillip« M ilk of M ag n esia'
When tongue or Ire«H i tells of acid
rendition— correct It with h spoonful
Following a Swallow
o f Phillip«. Most men and women have
been comforted by this universal j
A French fan ner who had fed a
sweetener— more mothers should In
sw allow repeatedly attached a note to
Yoke Its aid for th eir children. It is a the bird requesting any who found
pleasant th in * to take, yet neutralizes It to do likewise aud grant the bird
more arid than the harsher things too It» liberty. After six months the bird
often employed for the purpose. No came back with a note »ent by a boy
household should be without It.
living In Martinique, one of the West
P h illip s Is the genuine, p re scrip
Indies, showing that the swallow had
tlonal product physicians endorse for flown tw ice across the A tlantic.—
general ns«'; the nama Is Important. Health Culture.
"M ilk o f M agnesia” has been the U. 8.
registered trade mark of the Ch arles
Plenty of Salt
H . P h illip s Chem ical C o. and It» pre
It's too bad other things are not as
decessor Ch arles H. P h illip s since 11*75,
plentiful as salt. If all the salt mines
give out here Is still to be bad out
of the sea waves about a quarter of a
pound of salt from every gallon. In
cubic miles of salt this amounts to the
generously expanded figure of 4,419,-
SO». I.et the hens lay. We’ll alw ays
have the seasoning for the eggs.
P hillips
Milk
o f Magnesia
Opportunity Came at
Last to Timid Swain
England in Hawaii
H aw aii is a detached territory of
the United State« A small strip of
Long had he worshi|>ed her at a ground on which the monutm>ut to
distance, but shyn«*ss prevented him
Captain Cook was erected in 1874 is
proposing. Then, one evening for the | B ritish terl.ory. having been presented
sweet sake of charity, a theatrical
by a sister of a native king. The mon
performance took place. In which the
ument Is at Kealakekua. and marks
charm er was ¡«-ailing lady and more
the spot where Cook w as killed In
adorahle than ever.
Afterw ard the j 1779.
shy adm irer drew near his love, made
valiant by the sight of her beauty
Ancient Civilization
"You are the s ta r of the evening r
Chinee*
traditions carry the story of
be said, as th«>y stood alone In a cor
civilization In eastern Asia back to
ner.
about the year 2852 B. C
The story
“ You are the first to tell me s c .”
begins with a legendary ruler. Fuhsl,
she said coloring prettily.
who Is said to have been,the organizer
"Then," be retorted promptly “may
1 claim my rew ard as an astronomer?” i of society In the time when the peo
ple lived hy hunting snd fishing.
She looked puzzled.
“W hat rew ard?“ she asked.
Prehistoric Fishing
, “ Why. the right to give my nnra.1 !
Preh istoric man fished with flint
to the star I have discovered." saUI
hooks and used thongs or rnw hide
the young man. speaking boldly a*
for line. One type of book was needle
l a s t — K an sa s C ity Star.
like In shape. A fter the fish sw al
lowed the hook the caveman by a
Jerk on his line turned it crosswise In
the Osh’s mouth.
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Every Reader of This Article
"Pins and Needles ”
“ P in s and needles” are caused by
tbe free circulation of the blood being
hindered in some w s j. When the
pressure Is eased the heldup blood
rushes <>o and hits the sides of the
veins. That causes the tingling.
More ihan forty years ago. In a small
way. good old Pasto r Koenig oegan
the manufacture of P asto r Koenig's
Nervine, a remedy recommended for
the relief of nervousness, epilepsy,
sleeplessness and kindred ailm ents
Old English Possession
The remedy w as made after the for
mula of old Germ an doctors. The sales
Nassau. New province, Baham a Is
were small at first, but soon Increased,
lands. was founded hy the Kngllsh in
and another factory w as added to meet
the Seventeenth century. It wus de
the Increasing dem and
Today there
stroyed by the French and Spanish In
are Koenig factories In the old world
17113 and rebuilt in 1718. It is still
and Pasto r Koenig’s Nervine Is not
an English possession.
only sedd throughout the I'nlted States
but I d every land and dim e.
Balloon’s Height Limited
'Die m anufacturers want every read
There 4s a limit to the height to
er of this free ofTer to try the old
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They will
which a balloon can ascend. The bal
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loon rises because of the buoyancy of
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the air, and as the distance from the
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earth Increases the atmosphere be
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A d d re ss: Koenig Medicine Co.. KM” i
Favor Was Appreciated
North W ells street. Chicago. »Illnois
K ind ly mention your local paper.
They say cuuiles.t is a dying amen
ity. On the o r er hand, a gabby gen
W heel P u zzle Solved.
tleman in K an sas C ity recently con
cluded an unusually long conversation
A twenty-year puzzle— how to make
as follow s: “T h an k * for listening.”
buggy wheels to turn forward instead
of backward on the screen —lias been |
solved by John Nick elans. The sol u
School’s Long History
tion w as found to he in painting oul
T h e oldest boarding school in Eng
groups of spokes, which, give* the ap
land Is cnnsideri-d to be til. Peter s
l>earunce of greater space between and 1 school. York, which was founded In
perm it* the camera and the eye to
627 and liecame a hoarding school un
follow them correctly A wheel iti the j
der Albert the W ise about 740.
films lias appeared to turn backwards I
because the »(Mikes were not limed t«'
Even Wiser
the hundreds of separate pictures or,
Samuel Johnson said to himself
the film.
that he knew nlmoxt as much c l s ix
teen as he did at fifty-three: hut he
didn't claim lo have understood all he
knew us well.
Unkind Statement
ft has been confirmed that light
(ravels IWJMO miles a second. When
it strik e s a human skull, however. It
loses must of Its velocity.— New York
Evening Post.
By Force of Habit
“ Hands up !” growled lite toogh
bandit. “Go on. you butti,” replied
the former second lieutenant, "you
salute flrs-. *— Detroit News.
Mankind’s Governor
WHAT DR. CALDWELL
LEARNED IN 47
______ YEARS PRACTICE
A physician watched the remit« of
constipation for 47 years, and believed
that no matter hov/ careful people are ol
their health, diet and exercise, ronstipa
tion w ill occur from time to time. Of
next importance, then, is how to treat
it when it ri mes. Dr. Caldwell always
was in favor of getting aa close to nature
a* possible, hence his remedy for consti
nation, known as I)r. Caldwell's Syrup
Pepsin, It a mild vegetable compound,
It can not harm the system and ia not
habit forming. Syrup Pepsin is pleasant-
testing, and youngsters love it.
l)r. Caldwell did not approve of
drsetie physics and purges. Ke did not
believe they wero good for anybody’s
system. In a practice of 47 years he
never snw any reason for their use when
Syrup Pepsin will empty the bowel« just
as promptly.
Do not iet a day go hy without a
bowel movement. Do not sit and hope,
but go to the nearest druggist snd get
one of the generous bottles of Dr. Csld-
well's Syrup Pep«in. or write ''Syrup
Pep-m.” Dept. I.H, M-iuticclio. U iiroi*
for free trial bottle.
The cerebrum, or more narrowly tht
gray m ailer of the cerebrum, Is usual
ly regarded as the sent of conscious
ness in the human brain.
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A . E. T H O M A S
Cop>ri«he. B>- IXvM. Mc «si and Ci
W . N. U. Scow«
T H E S TO R Y
Jim S tanU y, Nrw Y ork bu#t*
nr»» man. or d e r « his desk nudl*
phon# taken to hi« horn«. Intend*
In« to finish hi« d icta tion there
K ollo W aterm an, hla partner,
cornea In. Both are In lo v e with
D on a C olby.
Stanley propoeee
to*.«!ng a c oin to determ in e w hich
ahall first p rop ose to Doris. W a
term an w in». .Nina M organ. W a
te r m a n « se cre ta ry and mlstreaa.
ha» ov erh eard hia con v ersa tion
with Stanley and resents W a
term an *■ plan to desert her. W a-
term « . »a y s he la penniless and
nuiMt m ake a rich m arriage. He
u rges Nina to tel) D oris that
Stanley has w ron g ed her (N in a)
D oris adm its to her fa th er her
Interest in both men, but ta un
able to d ecid e w hich to m arry.
Nina tells D oris her story , e x a c t
ing a p rom ise that D oris will
n -t tell the sou rce o f her In
form a tion D oris la con v in ced o f
S ta n ley's d u p licity and la bro
ken hearted, realisin g that It Is
Stanley she
loves.
W aterm an
p rop oses and D oris a ccep ts him
Stanley a c c e p ts th# situation,
and as a w edding present g ives
his share o f the business to W a
terman.
He arran ges w ith his
secretary , F rank W ilson, to take
ch a rg e o f hia other business In
terests.
He Is g oin g to India-
D o n s tells W aterm an part o f
Nina's story and he prom ises to
"try** to find the girl Frank W il
ton . aw a re o f W aterm an s c r o o k -
e-Mess. leav es his em ploy. T h »
latter b eg in s to im portu ne Doris
fo r m oney.
CHAPTER VIII— Conlinued
Nevertheless, she was Intelligent,
and there came a time when with the
best will In tbe world »lie could no
longer shut ber eyes to the fact that
all was nut well with her husband. He
did. it is true, manage occasionally to
make good come of the auiount which
she advanced him. but on the whole
the balance was heavy on the wrong
side uf the ledger. HI» luck, as he
called It. ran pretty steadily against
hint, tils nerves played hint false wllh
Increasing frequency. Ue found him
self drinking in the middle of the day
a thing be had never done before in
all his life. Occaaiona-My Doris saw
him a little the worse for wear. She
thought little of th is: Hie was no
prude. She had made up hur mind
that she would have no wrangling with
her husband, and In view of bis grow
ing Irritab ility, she feared that any
reference to this matter would pre
d p ltate a quarrel.
Bitterly she regretted tbe absence
uf Stanley, for she began to suspect
that his had been the Influence that
had kept her husband straight fur
tear*.
She believed lhai If Stanley
had nut gone aw ay, things would have
cootiuued well.
“ I wonder.” she raid un* evening at
dinner, "when Jim'« coming back.”
W aterman started slightly.
Stun
ley's name had nut been mentioned he
tweeu them for months. “ I have no
Idea.' he said.
“ I wonder If that confidential man ot
Ms— what «Was hie nnme?”
“ W ilson?"
. “ Ye*. Wilson. Do yon know bis ad
dress?"
“ No. I don't. W hy?”
“ I thought I would write and ask
him.”
“ W hy?
W hal difference doe* It
m ake?” He spoke with a touch of
asperity.
It was clear that the subject no
noyed film, su she abandoned i t ; hut
she did not put the thought from her
mlhd. ami I he- next day she telephoned
to W aterman'* head clerk for Wilson's
addre-s got It, and wrote him a note
In response. Wilson appeared at the
Waterman apartment at three o'clock
of the next day.
"Forg ive my asking you to come
here In the middle of I he buslnes* day
Mr Wilson hut I could no! very wed
find atiotlie tout free | am anxious,"
said I'oris. “ for certain reason*, tn
know when Mr Stanley Is returning."'
“ I am sorry I cannot tell you." re
plied the secretary.
“ Haven't you heard from him?”
“Oh ye*. I got a cable when he
lamb’d at Yokohama.”
“ And that is a ll? ”
“ Ahodutely all.”
“ lie has hurled h l’.iself. hasn't he?'
“T h a i. Mrs
Waterman, wus Ills
Jdea I think.” He decided to expert
meiit a hit and added. “ I have some
reason for thinking that when Mi
Stanley went aw ay he wasn't quite
tmppy "
I'lm ractefistlcally
the blue eye»
widened Just a bit.
“ Iteally,” slm
"aid "do you kuow why?"
"Not positively, but I could make a
ftlesi’."
“ Do you mind guessing for my lien
eftl?” »lie asked
"You know I am »
very old friend."
’T in sorry hut It is s«i vague a
guess and tout lies on so intimate s
matter, licit I scarcely feel Jusilfied
in enlarging u|xui It."
.suddenly her old affection for Mian
ey revived. Complicated with it, list
m is an abrupt realization ot a fad
of which she had ta-en dimly con
»etous for rr-me time Ihe fuel that she
was Intensely worried ahoill her bus
’•and
Under the spur ot these tula
<lod emotion*. *lie sa id :
'Mr Wilson I wish very much that
Mi Stanley would come back.”
“I wish so. too."
' Yon see I s|Muik *o frankly to yon
.nowing more or less of the Ultimate
r*l thin* Hi-»* have existed between
you and Mr .Stanley
I nav* heard
him *|<eak more than one* of your d*
votlon and your loyulty to him.”
“ You may count upou that. Mrs.
W aterm an.”
“ I am su r* of it. T h a i's why I am
so frank.
1 know that you ar*. or
bav* been, intim ately acquainted with
tbe details of the bustneoi In which
mv husbuud and Mr. Stanley were en
gaged, and that yon w er* for s«m>*
time lu my husband's olfio* after Mr.
Stanley went aw ay
I have been a
little worrlttd about that business In
the last few weeks. IV rh a i» my s u e
ry la unnecesaary, but I hav* been
thinking that mayhu nty husband, out
of a mistake« sou»* of klndnem» to me.
has not Cold me everything that I
should Ilk * to kuow.
T h e ra hav*
hceo time* when I felt that things
w orn not going well with him lo Ihe
Street, so , perliti.i* It Is becuus* of
ray wish to be reassured that I am
asking y .o to tell me In strictest con
tldcnc* what you know about It."
” Uul Mrs. W aterm an,” objected W il
son, “It h.
been som* month* aloe*
I left the office.”
“ 1 know that,“ she answered, “bul
were things quite welt titer* when you
le ft?“
“ F ra n k ly ,“ said Wilson, “not alto
gether, to my way ol tbinkiug.”
“ Do yo u .tu lu d going into particu
lar»?”
Wilson reflected
How much should
h* P* Jus tiled In (elllug her?
He
decided to compromise.
“ No, certainly not," he said. “ It was
merely tbal Mr. W ateruiau had era-
'..irked upou some operations in the
Street which did not appeur to Bie ex
actly conservative.
Uf course I am
ready to admit I may bav* been Influ
enced by the fact that 1 wus su r* they
were operation* Mr. Stuuley would
not ha-e approved
You see. my bust
ness education bu* heen entirely In th*
bauds of Mr. Stanley.“
IVirla did not press the point fur
ther
She bad a susplclou that wtl-
sou was nut telling all It* knew, bul
she was sure that so far as he bsd
goue ue hud said what be thougbL
He had confirmed tier suspicions.
T hin gs w *r* not well with Iter hus
band lu the Mifigri.
“T h an k you, Mr Wilson," she said,
"for your frankness.
T hat la all I
wished to know.” Aud she added de-
tensively. ‘I wished to know whal you
have told nte because I wuut lr every
possible way to be of help to " ' J bus
baud.”
“ I understand.” he answered.
Wilson departed with mixed emo
tions.
Ii was n<>t (lie first lim e he
had seen Doris LVIby. He had gone
to ber more that once ou various tula
sions for Stanley iti the old days. Il
hud alw ays thrilled him to look al
her.
Il thrilled him still. She wus
more beautiful ttmu ever, he thought,
und (he anxiety which sot so J e s r ly
upon her -audit, brow added Just now
to the fascination which she had al
w a:» had for bitu
II wus clear to
Wilson also, that Waterman w as In
the process ot being found ouL
He
was not aw are, as yet. (hat Ihe man
was In iMissessioti of stolen goods, b jl
he knew perfectly well that he was
a humbug and e fraud. And now. It
appeared, hia unmasking was ap
proachlng.
He could not repress »
sense of satisfaction.
At that very moment, at the rto**
of hurdle*», W a tern.tin tuif alone It
hia office, lie wa* reviewing his grow
ing perplexilitrs. Il was not a plea*
unt process, und Ills gloom was no:
ut all dispelled by the voice of the of
flee boy who opened the door at that
moment anil s a id :
“ Mr. Brumfield asking for you. s ir .“
Hrontfleld wus one of the lust people
In the world he wished lo aee. It I*
True that ah >rtly after hi* marriage
by the simple process of borrowing
front I'eter lo pay I ’uul. he had dls
charged his obligation to tbe gambler
and bavin» done so had sworn s sol
etnn vow that he would never enter
that hall of chalice again
But that
vow like many others, had neon bro
ken
H is luck couldn't alw ays tie bsd
be thought and be was due to w i n -
overdue.
In thla he wa* In error
His unlock., streak continued and the
eotisequerce was that shorlly
he
found hlmsell heavily In Brumfield'»
debt once more Here catne til* crerl
Itor again
He sighed heavily ns he
told the hoy to bring him in
Bill he
fore the door o|tened to admit hi* vis
Itor he w.ts again his usual smiling
self
•'Gome In. come In Brumfield." he
milled, as to a welcome guesL “ How
are you? Glad to see you ”
"I hiipfiened to be passing hy.” said
Brumfield
"and. Ihe market having
rinsed I thought I would drop In for
a chat ”
“ Very good of yon. I am s u re "
"B y the way." went on the gambler
“ I'm sorry I haven't seen yon at my
place of la te "
“ No.“ admitted W aterman “fact I*
I didn't. wl«h to come there again nn
III I was tittle to square things up w llh
you ”
,
“ And when will that he, dn you
think?"
“Oh very soon I hope.”
“ Your hope ts mine also."
They
smiled together, a little grimly per
Imps, ami Brumfield went on “ You
couldn't make It an» more definite
than that. I stipiKise?"
“ IVell no. not nt the moment.”
“ Sorry.
I eonld use money Inst
now
Yon see. a number of gentle
men w llh whom I do business seem In
have hud a run of bad lurk of In i* *
“ Do I understand Hint von complain
of rtint
grinned Waterman
“ Not altogether.” admitted Hie nth
er. "but yon see their had lin k seem*
not to have heen eon fined strictly to
their dealing* with me
I'm a benev
oleril person anti I'm nlwuivs sorry to
hem »hat anv of my friends lmv>» had
hiol lurk with other people limn my
se ll "
••«Julie er mprebensltile.” admitted
Waterman
" If yon eonld see my hook» you
would elenrly understand why t rtn-1 It
neepssnry to annoy von —which he
lievp nte I sincerely regret to he
obliged to d o "
"I share yotir regret Mr Brumfield
—In fart my heart bleeds for you
"Gome now.” returned Brumfield
with Irony “you musfn'l let It worry
vou l»n mm h Your sym piirhetlr heart
will he Ihe r,|in of Toil If you keep on
like this
Well I must he getting on
1 have one or two other visits to make
III the Immediate neighborhood."
“O f a »¡.xMlxr c**«ruder?”
"Y es, l am sorry to say."
“ W ell, g oal hunting ”
Itroinfivld »lulled and departed with
• w av* of lilt slick .
W llh bis departure. W aterman's as
sumption or cheer departeil also. C a r*
returned and sat d arkly upon his brow,
lie was not deceived by Brumfield'»
arltanlly. lie knew perfectly well whal
It uieanL
It mcanl that sum* way,
somehow. It* must very shortly pro
duce the ilx ty thousand dollars whleb
he owed Ihe gamblsr, or els*-—. It w as
not a pie»*« til proattect.
-Confound the fellow,” h* thought.
“Gomes In her* covered with diamonds
to duu in*.
Diamonds I”
The word
slru ek him forcibly.
“ Diamonds 1“
lie got up and took a turn about th*
room.
Suddenly It* could think of
nothing el**. “ Diam ond*— heaps of
diamonds. U ra l“
JO minutes
C H A P T E R IX
"My dear tleueral,” said Mr. Colby.
”1 really cannot understand how such
a w la* old f» i aa you ever «'am* lo b*
Involved In Ibis transaction !
From
Blhe very Drat II wa* obvlouriy wild
speculation.”
"M an,” announced lb * General, “ts a
speculative anim al. T h * Instinct for
taking a chanc* la aa old aa ilia hu
man race.“
“You mean th* Instinct fur getting
something for nothing, don't you?”
“G all It what you Ilk*. Il amounts
to the same thing. E v e ry man *nJoy*
a gamble, even yourself.”
“ And how," Inquired th# law yer, "do
you mnk* me oul a gambler?”
“ W hy." replied th# General, “eaay
enough. Every tlin* you go luto court
to argue a case you're dealing with
chanc«."
"» cu lly I I should have thought that
a few triflei like Justice, experienc*
and Intelllgenc* w er* the governing
element«."
“ I don’t say there Isn't something In
those things, but (he element of
chanc* enters Into every case you try
Just the same, and you know It. It
maker a lol of difference to you what
Judge la trying your case. It make*
a lol of difference to you whether Ih *
opposing counsel Is an able man or a
boiiehend
Chance, again. It makes
■ difference whether llte Judge slept
well the night before. More chanc*.
There's a lot of luek atmu' your Jury,
too.
Sometimes you want an Intel
ligent Jury and you get a stupid one.
Sometime# you want dumbbells and
you get smart Alecks. Don't tell nt*l
Every time you try a case you lake a
chance, and I suppose that's how you
satisfy your particular liking for a
gntnble."
T he lawyer and his client were
lunching at Ihe (op of a Broadway cliff.
In the beautiful g rill room which wae
Ihe feature of the Law yers' club Geo-
• ri«l U n M U 8 A.. Retired, was a
florid, hearty man of aeventy one or
In o who. though still In full posses
sion of all his physical and menial
faculties, had been relegated to more
or less private life a few years pro-
>l»u»ly hy the operation of the age
limit law. He hud taken the precau
tion when quite a young soldier of pro-
ildliig for his old age by m arrying a
rich wife.
She hud died some ten
«car* before, and It was concerning
ilie niiinagemenl of her property, wltlcb
he had left entirely tn the General,
lull he w as now conversing w llh hi*
• ounsel.
“ As I wus saying, Alexander, "he
wrnt on." you should cultivate (be
»porting Instinct ouislde of your own
profeeslou. Il will rattle your bonce
a bit. Now there's your soo-ln-law;
lie s got the right Idea, lie 's a busi
ness tuao from teo to three, eod after
ihai he’s a »nortmnan. though 1 must
say the Iasi time I saw him he didn't
secm to tie having any the best of the
tin k
Hy Ilia way. do you ever go to
HmmflHd'S?”
“ No,” said Colliy. "not since I w as
s young fellow and Brumfield used to
run a place at Sturntoga II was rather
■umislng in those day*.”
“ Everything was more amusing In
those days." sighed the General. How
ever. our friend Hrotnfleld Is still grat
ifying Hie human propensity for tak
ing a chance, even ttiongh Ills stage
setting la not what It was.”
“ E r — you say." Inquired Colby css-
unlly. “ my son-in-law didn't seem to
he having the best of luck last time
you saw him there?”
“ W ell. no. Alexander," returned the
soldier, “ he wasn't what you might
cull eiiilng 'em up. But I didn't stny
to see the finish. I quit about two-
thirty a tn. I'm not as young as I
w a s !”
“ But really.” said Mr. Colby, “get
ting back to business, this rpeculative
transaction of yours."
“Oil d —n It." said the Generul, “let
up. If I didn't play around a little I
should go mad. Idle myself in Ihe calf
of Hie leg and die of hydrophobia. II
It wasn't for people like me whal the
Ii— | do you think would heroine of
iieopie tike you, I should like to
know?'
Descending to his office ten stories
below, Mr. C o ll* kepi two m illionaires
waiting fifteen minutes while he con
sidered the cure of his soti-ln law. He
I iiii I been somewhat disappointed hy
tils daughter's choice, but true to his
announcement to Doris, he had unt
voiced that dlsuppoIntmrnL
He hud '
made up Ids mind not to Interfere
elthei In her choice of a husband or
in Iter relations with tint I husband,
once she hail acquired him.
Never
theless he kept his eye* wide open, ac
cording tn hi* custom— for while be
knew llte [lerll of unwise Interference
I iet ween husband and wife, lie wua der-
teriidned to he in a position to help
Ids daughter If the tl-ne should ever j
come when she should ask IL
ITO HR CONTINUED |
Too Rough
She didn't understand football
“W hy did I hey knock that man down
ns soon ns he touched the b u l l f she
asked.
“ Becnuse fie was trying lo get »
gititl,” her brother explained.
“ But Isn't the object of the game
to get goals?”
" Y e s ; hut he w as— you see he's mi
Ihe other side. He was going t|i<
wrong w ay—that Is, toward Ihe w ring
goal.”
’ Well I don't see why they shoulo
knock him down to tell him that
Everybody
makes mistakes. ’— .Mi,n
treal 8lu f.
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movement.
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via the Panama Canal and Havana
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than this new h n e r - t h e Firgims W ith her great
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N ew Y o r k C a rry in g F irst snd T o u ris t
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