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M ICKIE,THE PRINTER’S DEVIL
Most folks forget that ths kidneys,
like the bowels, so met lutes get slug­
gish and clogged and need a flushing
occasionally, else we bare backache
and dull misery In the kidney region,
severe headaches, rheumatic twlng
torpid liver, a d d stomach, sleepless­
ness and all aorta of bladder disorder*.
You simply must keep your kldneya
active and clean and the moment y«w
feel an ache or pain in the kidney
region begin drinking lota o f water.
Also get about four ounce* o f Jad
Malts from any good drug store here,
take a tablespoonful In a glass of wa­
ter before breakfast for a few day*
and your kidneys will then act One.
This famous salts la made from the
a d d o f grapes and lemon Juice, com­
bined with littila. and Is Intended t*
flush clogged kidneys and help stimu­
late them to activity. It also helps
neutralise the a d d s In the urine so
they no longer Irritate, thus helping
to relieve bladder disorders. "
Jad Balts Is Inexpensive; makes s
delightful effervescent llthla water
drink which everybody should take
now and then to help keep their kid­
neys d ean .
A well-known local druggist says he
sells lots o f Jad Salta to folks who
believe In trying to correct kidney
trouble while It Is only trouble.
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Discussion Went On,
b u t W ise Man Slept
"Sleep." said the pessimist. "U but
foretaste o f death—that divine
nciM-ntlic tor which we poor mortal#
yearn."
“ Sleep." said the chemist, “ la caused
by rucli an accumulation o f toxins that
all organic activity must be suspended
or minimized [lending their elimination
through chemical change."
I “ I Sleep!" said the poet, fervently.
"Ah. |M>ppy and mandntgora and all
the drowsy sirups— "
"Sleep,” said the business man. “ if
I cun get a good solid eight hours of
It. makes me show up ut Hie old desk
feeling like a —er—fighting-cock!"
“ Sleep," said the philosopher, "I s a
phenomenon which—"
The wise man sat In the corner and
mid nothing. He was talking a little
nap.— 1.os Angeles Times.
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SulRcie.-t Evidence
Mrs. Hassaway — What was the
cause of their argument, so shortly
after they we:e married?
Mrs. Listen —He asked her to make
doughnuts as large as auto tires, as
he sr.id site would rulve the rubber
shortage.
,
“So I T ook M y—
Etc.
“ funvernation." say* a well-known
professor of English. "Is among the
waning arts." As more golfers make
holes in one. the fault Is being
edled.
“ WORTH WEIGHT
JN G O L D ”
By Oaborn*
THE FEATHERHEADS
Verdict of Woman Who
Tried Pinkham’s Compound
Tully, If. V.— “ It hurt me to w»!k
or sit down without help and I frit
sick and
My
mother-in-
law took Lydia
E. ,'in k h a m ’ i
Vegetable Com­
pound and she
induced me to
take it. I am
now on the fourth
bottle and have
also used Lydia
E. Pinkhrem'e
Sanative Wash.
The
medicines
♦hat will do for me what the Vege­
table Compound and Sanative Wash
have done are rertainly worth their
weight in gold. I think I have given
them a fair trial and I expect to taka
two more bottles of the Vegetable
Compound.” — Mas. C habies M o »
g a s , R. F. D . ) , Tully. N. Y.
W e Believe It
PROBABLY WORN OUT
The explorer W«( describing one of
hie" narrow escapes to n crowd of
people.
“ I grubbed hold of the Hun's neck
rolled over and over, and— ”
Voice— And fell out o f bed I
per—"Ik> you think it could lie worn
out already. M ae!"
Out o f F ather’• Control
Visitor How nmnv controls have
you on that radio set?
Host —Three—my wife, son and
duughter. -Capper'» Weekly.
F ort!
"H e rliilma hla wife wna Intrnctnhle.
Tour lordship, ao he heat her Into aub
Jectton with a golf du b."
"In how m a n ; strokes?" asked the
Judge.
Defined
H opper—"Their new baby
never cites any more." Second Hup
Flint
"W ho was this fellow Pan?"
"W hy he was hitif man and half
gout."
"Ah, a husband."
SAFE TO INDULGE
Talent
“ Your daughter
plays
'Beethoven'
wonderfully."
"Yes. and she only plays from the
cheap sixpenny copy. It Is wonderful
how that girl can make something
out of anything."
luslnn. Jim." Jim— "Don't worry. Hill
I'ui not the marrying kind."
A Testimonial
Wife— What shall I put In Anna’s
testimonial—I can't sn.v ahe stole.
Hu-bond -S ay ahe carried all be­
fore her.
The Reason W h y
Old Man—Can you give my .daugh­
ter the luxuries to which she hus been
accustomed?
Young Blood— Not much longer
That's why I want to get married.
R otten
“ Was that new crime play reads- j
tic?”
"Very.
All the actor* murdered |
their parte.”
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