R iveting N te r n a r y
The railroad* of (lie United Slate*,
which are famous the world over for
their speed and safety, use riveted
equipment. Only riveted steel ran
stand the strain of hurtling tens of
thousand* of miles at breukneck speed.
Bridges that bear hundreds of thou
sand* of tons of weight and withstand
extremes of hot and cold weather, of
snow and storm, are built ot riveted
•teel.
A d vice
Atchison folks have quit worrying
shout a certain man. When lie la tak
en off one road that leads to li—I, lie
Immediately gets onto another road
that leads to the same place. If a
man la determined to go to ti—I. why
waste any time on him? Take that
time and use It on a man who la wav
ering and Is less determined.—At
chison Globe.
To M ake M oney Stable
The Stable Money association was
organized to promote stabilization of
the purchasing power of money by
special understanding of the serious
evils attending wide fluctuations In
the general price level, the present-
ability of such fluctuations and the
various methods proposed for stabi
lization.
W ife ’» Rights
Taking one family with another, the
wife works as hard as the husband,
and the fact that his share Involves
the handling of the money does not
make It bis money. It belongs to both,
and what be pays over to her Is not a
gift but a matter of right.—farm
Journal.
The Changing Seasons
Along the Concrete
L o n g ett C oncrete Bridge
The new I'onchartruin bridge, In
Louisiana, la the longest continuous
highway bridge constructed of rein
forced concrete. It extends five miles
across the water, and has ten miles of
built approaches. The total length Is
approximately 13.41 miles.
Or T elephone
If. as a statistician Ima calculated,
a housekeeper walks HJO unnecessary
miles every year In preparing three
meals a day, the remedy for It seems
to be for the housekeeper to move a
bit nearer the delicatessen store.—
Springfield Union.
O ptim istic O utlook
Man's evolution, a scientist tells us.
Is a reaeticn to his necessities Phi*
encourages ua to hope that he will
eventually evolve Into a box turtle
that an automobile tire will go over
without Injuring.—Boston Transcript.
M etals T hat D e fy Rust
Copper Is a metal that cannot rust.
In its pure form It Is ductile and eas
ily shaped. When rigidity and strength
are required copper Is alloyed with
line to make hra-vs. which Is harder
and resists rust equally well.
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In oratory, affectation must he
avoided—It being better for a man hy
a native and clear eloquence t< express
himself than hy those words which
may smell either of the lamp or Ink-
horn.— Lord Herbert.
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A man who had been asked to make
his after-dinner speech as short as
possible, arose and said: “I am asked
to propose the toast of Mr. JolMnn.
and ! have been told that the less said
about him the better!"
S elf Stoppers
Many men will go Just so far and
then stop. With the prize almost
within reach they will not put forth
that last little ounce of energy and
effort.—American Magazine.
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V i¥4\fn*r
The flying fox of Sumatra, one of
nature's rarest forms of animal life,
grows to enormous size and has the
appearance of being half bird and
half animal.
Is “I t" E ffective?
We
Another good test of personality Is
to say you lost your Job and then ask
your girl to marry you anyway.—San
Francisco Chronicle.
Clancy Kids
A d va n ta g e o f R eputation
How flat most of the clever re
marks would seem If made by some
body who had no reputation for clev
erness.
Timmie Took •
Chance
G enerally B itter Lessons
Experience Is the only teacher that
can get anything iuto the head of the
man who knows It all
P E R C Y L. C R O S B Y
() by (he MfClvr« N»*»p»pr IpNlMl«
H ired to Fire
“So your boss has hired an effi
ciency expert."
"Yea, we have a lot of lunkheads
on the payroll and the hoaa la too ten
der hearted to discharge them hint-
aelf.”
SL IC K JO B
& ir ¿ c r
T h e S udden S p u rt
"Have you been working here
long?"
"Yea, ever since they talked about
letting me go."
Autelst—Got a slick Job In the urn
chine shop now, have ye. What 'tls?
W orler—Oiling the machine«.
T h en a Scream
•Tour Miss Seymour came near get
ting herself Into trouble lust night.
She started, aerordlng to tier usual
hnldt, to took under her bod—"
"Well?"
"Well, her bed at the time hap|>oncd
to he nn upper berth In a sleeping-
car."— Fallitimi«"-
L eading H im On
B E T T E R T H A N A SM ILE
She—No. - and T v e never been
kissed.- '
lie—Did you tell that to the Inst
f<! .iw you were with?
She—Y'es, but the question Is, will
I be able to tell the next fellow that?
A P u zzle
Pearl—Tea, love, I am engaged to
him, you know.
Ruby—Yes, I know. I was engaged
to him myself last summer.
Pearl—Dear Harry I I wonder who
will marry him eventually?
B locked
Mrs. Short—The doctor snye I enn
eat what I like.
Short—What a pity my pockeibovk
doesn't agree with him.
He—"A miss la better than a ndle
If you have to walk It alone.”
She—“A miss Is as good as ■ mile.'
European countries are taking up
the Industry of fur farming.
Hospital Surgery Eliminated
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plainingth* Dr. C. J Deaa
method (used by u* viclu-
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