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About The Beaverton review. (Beaverton, Washington County, Or.) 192?-1941 | View Entire Issue (May 25, 1928)
R iveting N te r n a r y The railroad* of (lie United Slate*, which are famous the world over for their speed and safety, use riveted equipment. Only riveted steel ran stand the strain of hurtling tens of thousand* of miles at breukneck speed. Bridges that bear hundreds of thou sand* of tons of weight and withstand extremes of hot and cold weather, of snow and storm, are built ot riveted •teel. A d vice Atchison folks have quit worrying shout a certain man. When lie la tak en off one road that leads to li—I, lie Immediately gets onto another road that leads to the same place. If a man la determined to go to ti—I. why waste any time on him? Take that time and use It on a man who la wav ering and Is less determined.—At chison Globe. To M ake M oney Stable The Stable Money association was organized to promote stabilization of the purchasing power of money by special understanding of the serious evils attending wide fluctuations In the general price level, the present- ability of such fluctuations and the various methods proposed for stabi lization. W ife ’» Rights Taking one family with another, the wife works as hard as the husband, and the fact that his share Involves the handling of the money does not make It bis money. It belongs to both, and what be pays over to her Is not a gift but a matter of right.—farm Journal. The Changing Seasons Along the Concrete L o n g ett C oncrete Bridge The new I'onchartruin bridge, In Louisiana, la the longest continuous highway bridge constructed of rein forced concrete. It extends five miles across the water, and has ten miles of built approaches. The total length Is approximately 13.41 miles. Or T elephone If. as a statistician Ima calculated, a housekeeper walks HJO unnecessary miles every year In preparing three meals a day, the remedy for It seems to be for the housekeeper to move a bit nearer the delicatessen store.— Springfield Union. O ptim istic O utlook Man's evolution, a scientist tells us. Is a reaeticn to his necessities Phi* encourages ua to hope that he will eventually evolve Into a box turtle that an automobile tire will go over without Injuring.—Boston Transcript. M etals T hat D e fy Rust Copper Is a metal that cannot rust. In its pure form It Is ductile and eas ily shaped. When rigidity and strength are required copper Is alloyed with line to make hra-vs. which Is harder and resists rust equally well. M ade A u d ien ce Sit Up Bv Charles Sughror M1CKIE, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL (MS 9 VOVlUft A aw AV« UA6 MIU4 W A 0 0 6 , MICKiC »MOW u is r < a CMAuea to 6 c t o u t row uo-miuo • litr c u "TO tm <* AO *4 -ma CMieAAo -riMas 'MOMR WAUTCP Fort POO>. 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ID M A X I A POOR M A S V R PO R WCU, WAITS TW» [ MAU A i n « about rr OOOOKIMO, ATI* ■ JAÄKJOM ssa MOT BV A OARU SlÄHV ! IP » CAUT I R a rm e iA v u u ru s m e a c t s c r o i a . A lio i p i VReAT HIM s w u . A M ' t . ------- ■ / i Stirring Plea —i ] «OVX SMART) CHICAGO IU. ” A man who had been asked to make his after-dinner speech as short as possible, arose and said: “I am asked to propose the toast of Mr. JolMnn. and ! have been told that the less said about him the better!" S elf Stoppers Many men will go Just so far and then stop. With the prize almost within reach they will not put forth that last little ounce of energy and effort.—American Magazine. r MJMAAJ • U» Wl ACg*»UI- H a lf Bird, H a lf A n im a l V i¥4\fn*r The flying fox of Sumatra, one of nature's rarest forms of animal life, grows to enormous size and has the appearance of being half bird and half animal. Is “I t" E ffective? We Another good test of personality Is to say you lost your Job and then ask your girl to marry you anyway.—San Francisco Chronicle. Clancy Kids A d va n ta g e o f R eputation How flat most of the clever re marks would seem If made by some body who had no reputation for clev erness. Timmie Took • Chance G enerally B itter Lessons Experience Is the only teacher that can get anything iuto the head of the man who knows It all P E R C Y L. C R O S B Y () by (he MfClvr« N»*»p»pr IpNlMl« H ired to Fire “So your boss has hired an effi ciency expert." "Yea, we have a lot of lunkheads on the payroll and the hoaa la too ten der hearted to discharge them hint- aelf.” SL IC K JO B & ir ¿ c r T h e S udden S p u rt "Have you been working here long?" "Yea, ever since they talked about letting me go." Autelst—Got a slick Job In the urn chine shop now, have ye. What 'tls? W orler—Oiling the machine«. T h en a Scream •Tour Miss Seymour came near get ting herself Into trouble lust night. She started, aerordlng to tier usual hnldt, to took under her bod—" "Well?" "Well, her bed at the time hap|>oncd to he nn upper berth In a sleeping- car."— Fallitimi«"- L eading H im On B E T T E R T H A N A SM ILE She—No. - and T v e never been kissed.- ' lie—Did you tell that to the Inst f<! .iw you were with? She—Y'es, but the question Is, will I be able to tell the next fellow that? A P u zzle Pearl—Tea, love, I am engaged to him, you know. Ruby—Yes, I know. I was engaged to him myself last summer. Pearl—Dear Harry I I wonder who will marry him eventually? B locked Mrs. Short—The doctor snye I enn eat what I like. Short—What a pity my pockeibovk doesn't agree with him. He—"A miss la better than a ndle If you have to walk It alone.” She—“A miss Is as good as ■ mile.' European countries are taking up the Industry of fur farming. Hospital Surgery Eliminated Call or send today ha this FREE book cx- plainingth* Dr. C. 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