The Beaverton review., May 18, 1928, Image 5

TUR BEAVERTON REVIEW
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
FRIDAY. MAY 18 . 1!>28
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Observing
A Criminal Judge, Mebbe f
in N a o e o w n
0 « 6 * Y h V MAH,
HAWS s e o ANWTMH4<y,
Junior, age three, went tn the kitch­
en, where he found bis grandpa pick­
ing a chicken. As Hie child watched,
he otleed that the hreust and back
feather* came iff easily. W hru grand­
pa started on the wlnga lie had to
Jerk the feathers rather hard lo get
them out. Th e child noticed thla ex.
tra exertion ami asked: "W hat'rha
doin’ now, grandpa, pullin' the alema
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Utilised Old Reservoir
Shortly after the occupation of Je r­
usalem by the British, water was
brought to the city from the reservoir
originally built nearly ‘J.IMJD years ago
by Pontius Dilute. Th is reservoir la
known at "Blrkelt A rrout." and Ilea a
few miles south of the pool of Siloam.
T im reservoir was repaired and en­
larged. and now ha* a capacity of IV,-
OOO.OUU gallons.
Pursuing the Shadow
THE FEATHERHEADS
By Oiborn*
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It Is common to overlook what la
Dear hy keeping the eye fixed 00
something remote. In th • same man­
ner present opportunities are neglect­
ed and attainable objects flighted by
tnluds busied In extensive ranges and
Intent upon future advantages. — Sam­
uel Johnson.
Down to Earth
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SIMMS A.
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X aa T pipe ' s SloPPED,
SAV LISTEN.
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UJtKCE KHMOHIM'MC
COULD HEAD HC5ITANT
V I P S O N THE CUSHIONED
5 A D 0 U K - H E FELT A
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Only Two of Them
SOFT BOEAT h ON HIS
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C H S Í K / Y U O D S N U A -v
"Mamma," queried on# of the chil­
dren of their mother ehortly after
tbelr father * election as governor (not
of Massachusetts), "are we all gov­
ernors now?" “ No, children," was the
prompt reply. “Just me and your dud."
— Boston Globe.
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Hands Up
p 1oV
"W ill all those who Induced some
one else to attend this meeting hold
up their hands?"*asked the revivalist.
And every woman who hod her hus­
band sitting beside her held up •
right hand.— (.lay Center Times.
Largest Fixed Star
Events in the Lives of Little A fe ti
P
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T h e Naval observatory says that
Alpha
Scorpil
(Antares)
Is
the
largest fixed star so far as Is known
up to the present time. It Is about
400,000,000 miles In diameter, accord­
ing to Hale.
Our Pet Peeve
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First Speed Law
T h e law providing for the punish­
ment by line o rtin y one who galloped
his horse on Main street, enacted In
Fredericksburg, Va„ In 1787. Is said
to be the tirst speed law.— Demon
(T e x a s ) Herald.
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Selfish Goodness
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Doing good out -f l feeling of com*
plucency is likely to result In self
shame.
Th e Good Samaritan went
across the road to the wotmded man
Just heenuse he wanted to.— American
Magazine.
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H im
p
T h e discouraging note In the case
of the New Haven woman win» left
her husband because he played a
saxophone Is that there are nppar*
ently
enough
saxophones
to
go
around.
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We come of a lung lived stock and
we're glad of that, as we’il like t<> see.
If poKoilde, if anything Is every really
done about smoke abatement.— Ohio
State Journal.
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Spare Your Effort
PO NOT A
A great deal of time Is wasted by
urging the other fellow to have com­
mon sense. If he hasn’t common
sense, he won’t get It, so let him alone.
— Atchison Globe.
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w as
T h is country Is making so much
educational progress that It becomes
an Increasing wonder where all the
Ignorance
comes
from. — Boston
Transcript.
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' R o a s t ' OU Mis ENEkAT= A u D A L O T O P O T H E R
P E S TS TO M A K E OS A P P R E C I A T E T H E
W a n t f r ie n d s w h o d r o p v i o n u s
Elephants Good at Plow
A pair of elephants, trained In the
Belgiau Congo government school at
Apl, cun do two and one-half acres of
hard plowing In a morning.
Old Forgotten Days
O nr memory goes hack to the time
when It a girl had had neuritis in her
knee she’d Imve wanted a woman doc­
tor.— Ohio State Journal.
Advantage of Reputation
How Hat most of the clever remarks
would seem If made by somebody who
had no reputation for cleverness.— Sun
Francisco Chroniv le.
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Note on Prayer
Those who believe in God. pray.
T h e devotion of those who know Him
Is called w ork— A rth u r Schnitzler In
Vanity Fair.
There’s Fun in Looking
If woman s Intuition Is so wonder-
ful, then why does she look at eight
or ten hats before haying one?— Louis­
ville Tim es.
Her First Surprise
Little G irl (to her playm ate)— Wnen
I was horn I wus so s'prised I m ulda't
[ speak for a whole year and a half I
All Right
HOW FISH CROW
(Harter— H e re ! Mere! Your fool la
liant the starting line.
R unner— No. It Isn't, It’* J«*t eien.
M y «hoe'a too hlg.
Ion* way tn thl* region." Friend— " I
can »earcety believe that." Fisherman
— "W ell, Just Ret one of these angler*
to tell yon more than once about some
tlsh lie’s rnuKht."
It All Depended
Self-Condemned
"W ha t I* that new »trueture yon
have tint np on the hill there?" asked
a en liona visitor of a farmer.
"W e ll," replied Ilio farmer, "If I
fimi a tenant for it, It'* a h,iugulo. ;
'i f I don’t. II'» a I* r n I "
District Attorney— What possible ox-
ruse (lid you fellow* have for ncqult-
IliiK the murderer?
Ju rym an— Insanity
District Attorney— W h u t! the whole
welve ol you?
Fi. i . . , u . n
" l ull g.uw iu a lu lu .i,
Popular Acclaim
THE UPLIFT
"M y hoy Josh stands higher than
III* teachers right ro w ," said Farm er
t ’orntossel.
"Ilo w do you know?"
"W hen he play* football nil the fac­
ulty applaud*. Nobody soya 'rah ! ra h !'
nt u college lecture."
Surely
Natural Query
H a ro ld— Ye*. I’m going In for phys­
ical education.
Doria— D id you fail Iu the others?
"O h , I'm so much Interested In fl*
uplift, you know ." Miss Bute— “Up
lift of the face, dear?”
Miss
Homely
(hut
enthusiastic)
Gentleman— I thought yon were 1
blind beggar?
Beggar— T h a t’s all right, guv’nor.
Gentleman— W ell, you ore uot Wind
now.
Beggar (Indignantly) — W ell, sir 1
can't a poor fellow tuke a day oJ i
occasionally?
Hospital Surgery Eliminated
Call or tend today for this F R E E book ex­
plaining the !)•. C. J. Dean
method (uscdbyusexdu-
t lv e ly )o f tre a tin g a ll
Rectal and Cotas tknrdtn.
NokoapMala
o l Pik» c u r d or to* refumkd.
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