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Friday, February 18, 1927
THE BEAVERTON REVIEW
TH E W ORLD’S
GREAT EVENTS
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Claims Everyone Can
N ow Have G ood Health
small hoy, and rather en joyin g tin
noise, colored and *top|w«l this deni
onstralioe o f hls muscular power In
stead of pouring them out as though
they were canned peas, lie lowered
the lu g discreetly and allowed the po
tat«** to escape as potatoes should,
A L B E R T F A Y SO N TERHUNE
Log Angeles Husinrss M a n Suffering M onth« From
“ Much heller.“ Mlaa Johnston a«l
C'otufifHilion, Im ligettion anti Kwn-Dmcn Con*
milted, ami Nr«l found her charming
<• •» w»ei M«*e a < « ««aaay I
as she stood there with slightly puck
(Ilium Regains Health with T a n fa c
ered brow.
He forgot to object to
O l i v e r C r o m w e ll
M
r.
Harry
Franklin, a well known
the school teacher manner with whleh
I am Augoles inanulai'liirer with ««th.ee
M ID D LE AGED farmer— red sn«l
she sai«l It
“ Now. if Jou'U put the
at DIM Broadway, aaye: " M y rvpert-
sw ollen o f fare slovenly <vf «Ires*,
gasoline lu the s I kn I at the side o(
cu.«« proves that imarly svvry«*»c can
the porch, why I hat will lie all. Tell dirty o f linen, harsh o f vole# sml wo*
How liavo good h»>allh. «liter m any
your uncle that, with ihe servants fully lacking in «llgniiy was so dis­
in. nthe cl imligeetion aud e»uati|<a«
gone. I'll have to telephone him gusted with political condtthvna In
turn, nsaitha that ea«le«l hy m y Iwiug
in a ha.llv run-down ro a d lliou, I re-
later about Ihe chicken* we orvlere-1 England In the Itret half o f the Sev­
enteenth century that he de«l«tevl to
DETERMINED
gauual g-ssl health, new strength ami
I'm afrahl we shan't want them.'
•migrate to America
King t'liarlea I
taltn neivea . . . T hank * to Taulao.
N«sl understood he was being dl«
refused him and hls companions |ier-
“ liiiagme not lietitg M>le lu s a l with*
A man latent o»i emigrating stopped
missed, and picked up hi* empty po
call auffertug loan tormenting iiaine
talo *ii«'k. Aa he croased the room mission to go. In doing mv the king before a nvwa agcliCs ahnp ami read
ami the burning neiiantnai u t Imligee-
virtually signed hit own death w ap i a placard : "Situali«*» lu the East.“
he had a sinhl.-n inspiration.
linn. The pouniia enuar»l hy sluggish
He at rode eagerly Into the shop.
“ Miss Johnston. If there's anything rant and the death warrant o f "the
hvar sm l ronst»|atn>ia ravaging my
divine
right
o
f
king«
For
the
would
“ I've m ine for that allumina you're
svslent, tell me tired aud drtiggv all
C n de can do before jo u r new aerv
advertleing." Ita said
the time, with no energy lor my work.
ant* «-««me. why, let u* know
l iir l r be emigrant was Oliver t'roinwell.
It was a crucial lime lu England's
•’Then 1 turned lo T a n la e , ileter-
"Pvavli I That’ s on the alate o f af- J
might he able to get some one In Peace
he* |*«*rrved her he.Uh and strengL
mitted to give it a lair trial, l oan the
fairs— " begau the new ageut. hut >
Valley to come for a «lay and help history. Qneen Elisabeth had l-eeo
lor utany yeara. Evervoos ahould
first bottle it bellied me. \\ ithm s
succe#«led by Jaiue* Stuart, sou o f
the other Interrupte»! ;
you out."
lew
weeks
I
louml
myself
with
nuaw
taks
this wonderful tome.“
"I don't care whnee estate It's on
“Oh, <h> ask h im ' It would help Mary Qu«-en o f S co t« Jamea, "w h o
Talitar haa hrined Ih-«usami* of
energy than 1 hail known in muatha.
never
aalvl
a
lUollah
living
and
never
ITI
take
II."—
Tit
Bits.
Immensely."
Californiana. Il ia N atu re* own rem-
a line appetite, good digest»«m I (eel
edy ut*«le from ruota, trnrk* and hertw
that I could eat nails without hanu —
Ned went out. determined that It dlil a wl*# on e," was «uc resded by hi*
ton.
Uharles
I.
t'liarlea
Inherited
ar.-otdtng lo thè famnua Tanta« for­
I am so huilt up in svery way.
fairy ta les; then remembered the Mil*
should he «lone and Mary ilecbled
CHIC
mula l'he tirai houle ueuallv tuloga
“ ’ I now enjoy robust health and
tratlous fo r “ Itapunxel. Kspuiuel. lel that rountr} |«eople were really the enough o f the vile traits or hls grand­
wonderful re Ilei from paiu Reep up
work all «lay at top speed without tir­
down your hair.* The girl had been salt o f the earth. Site also decided mother, Mary Quren o f Scots, to
thè treatment ami you grow stroncar,
ing
But
I
have
not
stopped
taking
brushing her hair, and It hung about that this young tuan was decidedly too make him thoroughly untrustworthy,
heallhier, more robust.
Tania«-, h r it is the one wav I«« < ■ n
her In dusky masses. The brush was g«*xt looking, with an air linp-a-sllile despotic and Inconsiderate o f Ihe peo­
P n I nrgh'cl vour health, d o o ’ t
tiuueii good health, to top strength
still In her hand.
to <leny. How had he com * by It In p le * right*.
elider fr o m peni iirwlieeslv. begin lak-
ami energy. M y wi Is, l«*\ highly
H
r
set
aside
the
wishes
o
f
hls
sub-
j
“ W ill you please put the box on the a country general store?
ing this wou.lcr tonte now. Aah your
praise* I'anlae Kh# is inclined to tie
ilruggist far Tania« — todayl
bench Just outside the door? I ll he
deh. ale and has found that Tanlao
While site wondered, and put the Jeets. a t expressed through parlia­
m
en
t;
lev
led
heavy
ami
unjust
ta
x
es;
down as soon as I can open the door, groceries away. IMrothy Selden, who
Then Play W as Resumed
Study Railroad Systems
i When we arrived last uight. we found couhl h ate told her all about the air pursued an unp«vpular foreign p o lic y ;
In line with the plan o f Ihe Turk
Twu amali bnya In tlarfleld park
I the servants had left because It was and bow It was acquired. walt«*d at was suspire led o f conspiring against
the established religion o f England.
| l*li government to develop Its railway. were recenti y «verheard qiiarrellng
too lonely ”
the gate for the returning "grocer's
In UMk* king amt |>arllament came
Ihe Anat<«llun railway administration stuoli thelr com parative Inleflertnnl
Ned put down hls box and «at wait­ hoy."
will send a number o f Its em ployee« ik U lt h l
The i.lih-r salii
“ 1/ your
ing on the steps, lie was weary from
He drove toward her whistling. In to an open rupture, and civil war
| to study construction and repair In braln* were dynsm lle. tliere would
Oliver Cromwell —
hls unwonted early rising, lie leaned face anti figure lie was all that a swept England.
Germany. Another delegation o f work
not he eliough o* them In tilew your
farmer, legislator ami stanch Presby­
hls head against the pillar o f the lady might love, hut Ms expression
1 era now la studying western European ! hai off " Tu Ihls Ihe ym mgrr reptled.
terian— was made captain In the par­
kitchen porch and closed hls e> e*
was far from being either pleasant
\ railway administration
This w as a queer adventure— yet It or Inviting.
"Well, If your hralns were m i Ink.
He stoppe«l whistling liamentary army, lie was an eloquent
I iliere would not he rnough o f them lo
promised, at least for a time, to lie when he saw iHirothy waiting alone, preacher, hut had no knowle«tge o f
Mrs.
Bantam
(lu
her
new
feath­
war. Yet he was qnlekly promoted to
1 <M an I ."— Indianapolis Newa
d iv ertin g; and that was all one could snd a heavy frow n came to hls brow
e rs )— llow do you like my new d ress!
really ask o f anything In this life
If
Tkirotli.v swung herself Into his a cohvneloy and raised a cavalry regi­
klrs.
Huff
Orpington
-
Quite
chic.
It grew humdrum and commonplace, path. N et endeavored to keep on hls ment o f Puritans (uleknamed "Iron ­
sides"). whose powers of prayer and
or Dorothy became a nuisance, he way. but the girl was itvtermined
fc L V L K H V
A Guess
exhortatlivn were only exceeded hy
would m ove on. He I bought o f hls Ne«l halted Jenny aud waited.
their
teal
for
sla
jlu
g
royalists.
With
-
W
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n
d
f
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r
w
h
y
f
o
l
k
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a
l
l
m
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y
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newly acquired uncle There, at least,
’ So. you've changed your mind?”
*Th# l o n g g r # # n ' T * t | u «r U a U r « « r .
he had made no mistake. Whatever
"N o," Ne*l answered promptly, and | Bible In wue hand snd sword In the
P » r h « i > « l>»r*UR* w i t h o u t l (
other. Cromwell led hi* Invincible
Claude Dabbs was or was not. ha then in true country fashion proceed
B e l l - a n s
W « a ll fo a l « h u r t a n d blu*.
was a man. and he was honest. Neal ed to answer one que-iion by asking hand o f psalm singing lighting men to
Hot water
victory after victory. The king s f«v|.
admitted more than that. C. M. Dabbs another. “ W here's I'u cle Claude?”
Whan Rack Hurta Flush Yo
They Suffered
Su re Relief
bad charm.
The girl ignored it. leaning on the lowers were known s* "Itoyattsts" or
Kidney* a* You Cl san
"I am enllectm g." all* aald. "fo r tha :
“C
a
v
a
lie
rs";
the
parliamentary
army,
“ Poor fellow . How tired you must wagoti. Insolently.
“ You didn't get
suffering i«oor."
Your Rowala
from their rloae-vropi>e<l hair, being
b e !“ Ned turned as the words came across to fight.” she Jeered.
’ Yes." said the man, "th a l’i all very ;
dubhe«l
"R
oundheads."
Little
by
lit­
from behind him.
“ No. Did you und fath«-r work to
well, hut are you sure they really suf­
tle. at M and on Moor. Nasehy and else
“ Nonsense," Ned said, finding him­ gether to preveut It? I’ ve ofteu won
folk s forget that the kidneys,
fer as much as some people seem to
where, the Knumlhem!* broke «town
254 and 754 P m y Sold £vtr>wh«r« like Most
self Mashing. “ I'm not tired in the «le red."
tb s bowels, some! I uvea get slug
think r
the
royal
power,
until
at
last
In
KYtd
least. Miss— “
“ Y ou've quarreled with your charm
"Oh, I’ m quite sure." she answer#«!, j
glsb amt clogged and »»red a flushing
“ Johnston,
and
1 hope you've Ing hut capitalistic fatlmr. and arc- Charles tied for refuge to hi* father .»
Hunt Duchs With Planes
iwcaahmally, risa w* have backache
“ 1 go to their homes and talk to them
brought everything I ordered."
Airplane* have Ix-eotur such a fac­
down here w orking for your living." people, the Scotch The thrifty Scot­ for hours."
' and dull misery lo the kidney region,
tish lord* promptly sold him to par­
Ned began carrying In the order.
tor lu the tia!i»n«.l life o f Australia severe headaches, rheum atic Iwlugoa.
Neil's mouth twisted Into a relur
He did not hurry too much about hie tnnt smile. "Is that all you got alter liament (Crom well Ming largely In
(hat Ihe executive council o f Victoria torpid liver, a d d stom ach, sleep tete-
Could Do That Much
strum ertal In the “purchase ). sod he
task.
It w-as pleasant to watch In pumping C. M. D abbs?"
ha* I .a turd a pro. I..matl«..« prohibí. In* Dr. '. . n . l . V l ' s J ^ o f btodder disorder*
“ I f * a shame you don't know any­ Ihe use o f planes for taking, hunting
the clean, white, cool wltchen. this
“ And you cull yourself 'Carter'.“ wns brought back to England a prl*
You elmply muat keep your kldneya
thing atmut cooklug." tha young hus­ or killing native giu le, says the M)d
girl who was not like the other girls the girl finished ominously.
i oner.
active and d e á n and tb* tuoment yon
band
Informed
hls
bride
after
tha
he knew She had something they did
Now that the king was rapture«!,
nry Bulletin
Enterprising sportsmen
“ Bight. Ikvn t give me aw ay."
hone) moon.
"Everybody ought to ha«I la-en chasing ducks with air­ feel an a d íe o r pntn In tb* kl<tney
parliament did not know what to « 1 o
T he girl D«*lded. “ W h a t am I to
reglón begln drluklng Iota o f wstar.
know
how
to
cook.
Why,
1
teamed
with him. Cromwell ami other* sought
plan es
understaml from Hint, but that you've
Ala« get about four oun.-ea o f Jad
how myself In tlte army."
for means hy which Charles could still
seen the error o f your ways and de
Salta from any good drug atore tere,
"O b. well, 1 can warm a few beans.
nominally
reign
while parliament
Laughter mnkea w rinkle«
The
elded to Join us."
taks a lablespoouful In a glass o f w a ­
If that's what yuu mean."
should actually direct the government
face haa to he llfte«! because It has
“i* r
ter b efore breakfast fo r a few da y*
—
But they could not trust the shifty
been llfleil thousands o f time*.
“ Why this pretense?" Mis« Selden
and your kldneya wlll tben aet fina.
monarch.
So
hls
adherents
w
ere
Talk
Softly
asked airily. “ I assure you there's no
Thla famoua salta la tnade from Iba
need.
I don't mind your follow ing cleared out o f parliament, the house
"P a.” said Clarence, “ w h a fs this
Maybe Thia Contains a s d d o f grapea and Iromu Juica, co m ­
me down here. This is a refuge, a o f lords dissolved s «[«eclal court
*• 1 'double Jeopardy’ 1 see mentioned so
binad w llh llllila, and la lulended lo
Hint for Youl
haven where p«s>ple like ourselves chosen and Charles was trl#«L con
often lo the papers lately mean any- 1
Ixi« Angel««. Calif.—“ It was my flash d o g g e d kldneya and help it ln n
may find freedom o f speech, of denmed and In Jsnuary, 1«HD. behead­ w ay?"
good fortuna to gat ona o f l>r. lat* them lo a d lv lty . It aleo bal pe
ed ; Crom well's name appearing third
| thought, o f action— "
"That. son. Is what a man I* tip
Pierce s books several years ago and neutrallse Ibe a d d a In the urina so
among
the
signers
o
f
the
ileath
e
a
r
against
when
he
la
getting
orders
It hae b e a n
a Ibey no longer Irrítale. tl»us belplng
Ned looked at her. "A nd costume?'
rant.
Scotland.
Ireland
and
Wales
re­
from both hls w ife ami hi* mother-
wonderful help to to relieve bladder dlsordera.
he adiieiL
belled
against
this
drastic
set
an«!
me
while
bringing
in-law," whispered hls dad.
r*orothy laughed, secure In the fact
Jad Halla I* lncxp- ii.lv « . m a le s a
up my tamlly. Tha
that whatever Ire thought o f It. It wus Cromwell successively crushed the
plain advlea given dellghtful effarvem-ent llthla w ater
three
revolt*
becoming. It was going to l«e Inter
A Regretful Observation
Is
Inval'uabls
to drlnk whlrh everybody ahould take
Parliament s methrxls did not wholly
estlng. having Ne«l around. He must
"Eminent politicians have often i
oow and tben lo help keep tbelr kld-
mother*.
have cared luore thr-a she thought, to suit him. so he disbanded that txvly
“T b s lie* o f Dr. neys d eá n .
thuiblr Crosseil one another."
have follow ed so aoop
How had he by force and formed another composed
Ptsrea's
Favorite
“ I have regretfully observe'I the j
A wrll known local druggtet aays be
known? But she kept he*e things to o f hls own f.-h-r/ds. T w o years later
Prescription during aells Iota o f Jad Salta to fotks who
fact." answered Senator Sorghum. “ It |
parliament
made
him
sole
governor
o
f
herself and eontiuued « er p<««e. “ I'm
has sometimes ap|«eared to me that a ]
—
. . — h||# u |t on(jr lroB b|^
a worker, ton. Ned. Mrs. Mannheim— the British commonwealth with the
stntesnian cherishml an opinion that
the greatest help. trouble
title
o
f
"Lord
Protector."
He
ruled
I came down here to stay with her. as
hla best asset was hls unreliability."—
It
gave
m*
strength,
spirit
so
d
nerve
you evidently discovered —bus a «-oro- wisely and well, winning the approval j Washington Star.
I have also used tbs Uoldaa Medics
Encouraging
munlty garden, arid I. well I «1» my o f the people at large by giving them
D iscovery’ for a had cough and bill
He W ho la About lo Take It Up —
added liberty.
The noble* and the j
small share toward making It a sue
ousnses, and It has entirely rid an
Tell me. how loug dors It usually take
SHOULDN’T BE AFRAID
clerical element hated and feared him '
cess."
ot these troubles
Mr». Noemh
a man to learn lo play g o lf?
Parliament, wholly nnder hla con ,
Rsynlsr 110 N. Hitman St. Dealer*
“ D on't let me detain you." Iilnte«!
He W ho Haa Given It Up— Well, for
W rit# Dr Pierce, Buffalo. N. T.
trol. offered him the title o f king. |
Ned.
lifting
Jenny
a
reins,
fearful
that
“ Oh, G rocer!" Cams In a Strong.
• lie first five or a ll months you play
for free medical advice.
But the offer met with scant popular­
Young Contralto Voica Somewhere If he stayed lunger he would spoil her
e pretty rotten gam#. A fter that you
delightful theory o f pursuit by the ity In the nation at large. Quick to
Above His Head.
grow gradually worse.
feel the popular pulse and doubtless
discarded lover.
fearing to share the fate o f Caesar.
not have; or was It that he had never
But Dorothy still held to the wagon
Mny o f tbe other K, rl*
Ju„
Unpleasant and onnecee-
“ DANDELION BUTTER COLOR”
and he could not go. “ You remember Cromwell refused to accept the p ro f­
ary. Take a L a d en 's
fered honor.
such an environm ent? Miss Johnston Mrs. Mannheim?" she asked
every little while. The
A harmless vegetable butter color
In KBS—In hls sixtieth year— Oliver
was smiling at him now across the
Ned nodded. “ Otu yes. I remember
eaclosiv* menthol Mend
Used hy million* for .’ *» years. Drug
Cromwell died.
Hls son Klchard—
white enameled table, on which they her well, hut I’ m not anxious to renew
«rill soothe tha tiritation
stores ami general stores sell hot lira
had spread and counted the groceries. the acquaintance— under the circuui J weak, amiable Incom petent—aucreed-
•Od bring quick relief.
o f “ D andelion" for XI cents.— Ad».
ed
him
as
lord
prote«-tor;
but
anarchy
7
»
“ I don't really know where the po­ stances. I hardly think she'd care to
tatoes are kept." she said, “ so put have 'ihe grocer's boy' calling.“
at once broke out, and General Monk.
W hals Stops Liner
them In that big basket In the com er.
MENTHOL
"Oh, I don't think she'd mind. If I Cromwell's right hand man. was In­
“ la Msu«l afraid o f s m ouse?"
When a big French liner waa ap
Tou see. I don’ t know where every­ explain.
C O U O ft DROPS
O f course. It hasn’t been ' strumental In bringing Charles' son.
"W hat, that cstT”
pronchlng Havana «me night not lung
thing belongs, yet."
done. Among our own social set dls- Charles II. bark to England as king.
ago the ship suildenly trenihltul. end
"W hy not leave them where they tiix'tion* simply do n of exist, but w« A fter this restoration. Crom w ell's txxly
ev««ryone thought there had In-en a
Success in Canning
was dug up from Its grave In W est­
are." advised Ned. "T h e new cook haven't Included the village, je t ."
collision.
I t y o u 'd aucr«>«Ml.
minster
Abbey
and
behead«*«!.
The
will probably whii I to put them some­
“ I'm sure that would never do. An«l
In Ilf«’» ailvunct,
At daybreak, however, the engine#
where else anyway.”
Thin motto h*«»d:
cow , please, where la— Uncle Clau«le?" head was *tu«-k on a pole In front o f
were reversed, und tl»ere sppeered
Can
ft
1
1
your
c«n*ta
the abbey and the trunk was hung In
“ Ob I think not. Mr.-Mr.-er Dabbs.“
‘ ‘At the stonem asons, across the
on the surface a wluile. sixty feet
A
“ But Pm not Mr. Dabb«. I'm hls— bridge," Dorothy Informed him, and chains on a Tyburn hill gibbet.
l«»ng, which had beam caught In the
Open the W ay
nephew. My name's Carter, Ned Car­ for a moment relaxed her hold <>n the revulsion o f feeling set In. England
propellers and h ad -en tirely held up
was
tired
o
f
blue
laws,
purltanlstn.
ter.’’
"L
e
t's
see.
W
eren't
Damon
and
shie o f tlie wagon and st'xiped to re­
the ship.
plain dress and piety.
Eorgettlng
Pythloa the most remarkable Insep­
Silas Johnston smiled, then frowned cover Peter’s leash.
that those things had saved her from
arables o f history?"
a little, a hors«-«hoe shaped frown
n e s ’t Re IH .aaur««.
corruption, perhaps from total ruin.
that drew her delicate black brows
“ Tea, but tradition whispers that
K *»p Cola's C arb olla slv* In tha hsuss.
PRICE $1 SO AT YOUR DRUG JTOM
It
atop*
pain
tram burn or cut «»ulcklr
Ihe
nation
swung
to
the
other
extreme.
together.
Mrs. Damon wasn't to craxy about
A banker’ s son a (tracer's boy!
and heats w ithout aesra
At all good
Jt 'n /f /ui fret H o o k lft
Under Charles II gsyety. frlv«illty and
“T ry not to make so much noise
Mrs, Pythias."
d ru ggist*. Site and «0c, or J. W C ol* Co­
W hat will we be hearing nast
KOENIG MEDICINE CO
extravagance held sway, and Crom­
l l ? 8. Euolld A VS, Oak P ark. Ill — Adv.
dth the p*.tat«es, Sir. C ar'er. I don't
about Ned Carter Rangeleyf
1045 N WEHS ST CHICAGO.ILL
well was denounced as a usurper.
want my mother disturb« 1.”
So Inconsiderate
It Is hard to form a Just Idea o f
Curse on a N am e?
Ned. who had tmen lou rin g the po-
Voice Over W ire— Madame, your
Oliver Cromwell,
n e was the first
tatoe-s Into the basket ns might a
Eight men In the prime o f life have
(T O BE C O N T IN U E D .)
husband have been run over hy a
great republican, and the first Eng­
mot violent d<-nlli* during Ihe Inal few
truck.
lishman to exploit successfully a gov­
weeka at Unter Aegerl, a village In the
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unsightlv end annoying - . iro-
"G ood heaven*! On the afternoon
ernment for and by the people. He
Swiss canton o f /tig . Each timn bore
proved by owe applic ation ot
o f my bridge party ¡" —C ollier's.
Ihe Christian name Joaeph, and super­
E lephant Has M a rk e d F on dn ess fo r W a ter system
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o f l>o«*l««m that Is un*urp****d
stitious villagers are offering pruyere
L exicography
—.......— - —
| Hla aeverlly may he partially forgiven
for the removal o f Hie curse which
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nppendix.
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they are ronvliu ed haa tieen put on
Little boys do not like to have their clear and without odor, regardless of when one remembers that through
"An
appendix
Is
part
o
f
s
diction
that name.
«**r* *M«h«-d, but elephant* en joy a the time II has beeu In the animal'- J that severity alone he wa* nMe to
ary."
hold In check the many unquiet ele-
g«»«d bath now and then, «-von If they body
" T a in t, either. It’ s whst my Uncle
ment* In III* rexlm. He wa* the last
A Was>• doss •( l«r Pssrr's "D mi I Sl«<*l"
are scoured with u brick, say* the
Robert had cut out o f him."
Will ssiral VI «inns nr Ts|««wnrm . No s«.-nnd
and greatest o f the Puritan*; and
dos* r<H|ul«s«i
i n r u n at., r , y. Adv.
Pathfinder Maguxine. After a hard
"W ell, I guess may lie he swallowed
Jews P rotested Stamp A et
with hltn died the physical power o f
day's work In India Mr. Elephant, c«>n-
hls
own
words
sometime.“
Although no list o f signer* ha* been
Puritanism In England.
The First Step
ditlon* permitting, I* trotted down to
found o f the New York agreement o f
Inhal« Oliv* T w RfMl PD*
lie and purlianlsm were the strong,
a nPiirhj- at remit. There he prooeeil*
T lllle— I’ m Just over tny nend In love
( 6 f * CHOI IP. sore thrn«t,
A
ccidentally
merchant* to make all pa«t and future distasteful
medh-tne
which
alone
I, b ron «M !« ( h#<-be infla-
to enjoy hiut**lf while an attendant
with that good-looking lifeguard.
wnnm Hub on «-bon! to reumse
order* for British merchandise con
“ Green ssya he descended from ona
could cure hla country'» il<-hlllt*te.l
«■njrootlren
fuiioow i n~ur*la t«
ruhy him down with a piece o f ‘Trial»
Mne— Then why don't yon get over
m
o
d
r
lieu mot Uni
tlngent on the repeal o f the stamp art.
o f the wealthiest houses In Am erica."
"body
politic.”
Ills
treatment
o
f
Ire­
confetti." Often, In a spirit o f fun.
your head In w ater w llh him?
■A LL ft I t r o m . Now T ort
It la believed that the Jewish rner
“ Yeh I he was painting on tha se
land
was
unparilonable.
Hla
govern­
he will fill hla tnink with w ater and
chant* o f the city o f that day Jolne«l
ond story and the staging broke."
ment o f England waa almost ideal.
«quirt It, aa a boy wouid a w ater pis­
with their fellow business men. The
tol, at hls attendant or another ele­
original agreement entered Into bj
Higher Chemistry
phant. By the same method the ele­
Chronometersf Correctness
Phlla«lelphla
merchant*,
however,
"I see the druggist haa hls bead
phant also can give him keif a shower
Time measuring Instruments have
show* that the lending Jews o f that
chemist in consultation."
hath. He like* lo roll over and over city were among the signer*. They now attalneil eitrnordlnary perfection.
"Yea."
In shallow water. If the w ater Is were Mathla* Bush. David Prank*. Some je a r* ago even the finest ch ro­
O IS riO U R E y o u k *
•'Must be som ething Important."
deep enough he has b«*>n known to Bernard G rsts, Michael Grata, Joseph
Colds break In xg hours for the Billions
nometer* could not be relied u|mn Im­
Don't orporlmonl on
w ho use Hill's. Fever and headadtaa go.
"It la.
They are w orking on a
hide In It with only the tip o f hls Jacoha, Benjamin lx*vy. Hyman I.evy.
hem. mas MIT« NRI.I*
plicitly, and after traveling a few |
YK SALVR Int ep.elp
La Orippa yield* In ) days This la tha quick,
fountain drink which com bines lew
trunk ath klng out to enuble him to J r „ Hein son I^ vy and Mo*e* Monlecsl.
•llof. Absolutely Mfe
week* from land the captain o f a ship
the arientAc way to rod there danger* and
rresm and tobacco."
I.
w
breathe.
could not be certain o f hls longitude
discomfort*. Don't trust lesser helps, don't
S U M«w York a i r
When there la no watet about na­
wiit. Get back to normal at ooce.
within ■ margin of about fifteen milee
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ture enables this great beast to thrust
A Cotton Tale
w it h o w n o r o o n ly
(J. i l l , A ij V M l.T , T o t n p lo
or a«-,. Today these Instruments are
Be Sure Itk ^ | 1 t v . Price 3 0 c
We remember the time when the
the end o f hla trunk down Into hi*
Diner— What kind o f a stew la th ief Court, Di'nvor. Colo.
made so accurately that after a Jour­
M ihko lliff I*r o l lt « m i h « I . l m h t l l . » fU k t lH «
gullet and from there draw from Ills mistress naked the <-ook wlmt wa* her
W ilted — Babbit stew.
ney right round the w orld they ahow
H o o l m o iu -y rn nit o ra W r i t « f»ir fu r to. C O N -
stomach s stored supply o f w ater with day out. Now the cook ask* the mis­
R A I f l . » M C a ll fu r n »• I t ld « , D o n v nr, C o lo .
Diner— I thought s o ; I found a few
no greater viirlatlon than on « latcood
which to spray hla parched limbs and tress what 1* her day In. —Tom Mae
hairs in It — The Mutual Burlesquer.
e week and sometimes less.
W. N. U., Ban Francisco, No. «-1927.
body. Water kept this way Is always son In Collier’s
With puelraM
LIFE'S
LITTLE
JESTS £
A
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A labaster L amps
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I
J f y
M a rg a re t T u r n b u l l
•TORY FROM T M t START
Claud*
M *ln o ll*
Dabba
re ­
turn* from New Y o ik to hi*
general i r a r a r ; la Peace Valley,
Pa
W ith him com ** Ned C a r-
tar, a a ir a n ftr , whom Pobba In­
troduce« to ~Auat l.yddjr." hi*
old housekeeper, as a nephew,
la t e r
Dabba adm its to
Aunt
Id d d r that Carter la a chance
acquaintance.
veteran
ot
tb*
W orld war. whom h* had met
la New York aad taken a Ilk -
la c to. Carter tell* that he has
broken with his fam ily and hls
Aan.ee because o f their ultra
■write le a n in g s
W ith
Dabba
Nod visits Clover H ollow
They
alvnoet run over a d oc b elon g­
ing to a Ctrl whom Carter a p ­
parently rscocnlseo
Ned de­
livers a grocery order, and In
hls absence the g i r l , Dorothy
Beldae. says that she know s
Ned a last name to be R angeley.
and that ho Is the fam ous b an k ­
er's son.
CHAPTER II~Coatinued
By tlte look In the girl's eyes, he
knew that he had said the right thing.
■She apparently forgot Dabbs' exist­
ence aa she stood there turning the
situation over In her mind.
“ Quarreled with papa and down
here leading the simple life with a
I>oor relation.“ she mused. “ What a
situation for the high and mighty
N ed! I congratulate you, Mr. Dabb*.
It la evident that Ned has seen the
light and com e over to ns.“
“ 'C sT I don't think l understand. "
“ Joined the workers, the Intelligen-
sla. the Bolshevik! o f Am erica."
“ Not If I know N ed!”
Miss Selden looked at him, as one
It oka at the poor o f understanding.
Plainly she felt that any really up-lo-
dtde information would he lost upon
Tubbs. She searched her mind for
some expression used In the dark
ages before the war.
“ D on't you understand," she began
a radical. What you would probubly
Socialist."
Dabbs said nothing.
Disconcerted. Dorothy, unused to
planting seed in ground totally uncul­
tivated. began a gain : “ A radical Is—
well —a radical is one who believes all
men should be equal—"
“ They are not." Dabbs Interrupted,
"snd they can’ t be. Men aren't born
equal, no matter what the D eclara­
tion says. Nor If you start them equal,
do they stay so. Girl, the very best
one can do is to try and give every­
body an equal chance, and then watch
the holes they land In.“
“ The w orld belongs to the workers."
Dorothy began loftily.
“ Sure. What's your trade?” Dabbs
demanded.
Dorothy hesitated and was lost.
“ I—* she began.
Dabbs looked at her sympathetical­
ly. “ 1 guess you're living on that *un
earned Increment' the rest o f the
I 1 A i-e e liev i 1 /itw oM I l e a esa* a a* ,-1 -A ----- *___
Clover
Hollowers live on and despise
so And I guess you've got more o f
It than some o f the others." he added,
raking In comprehensively, but not o f­
fensively, her expensive p!aying-at-be-
lag-useful garments.
“ Well, I’ m a
grocer," and he shouldered his box
and turned away. “ If you’ll excuse-
me. Miss Selden. I'll move along. The
grocery business Is sorts exacting In
Ita demands, and I'll be going on down
the road to the stonemason's. Mind
telling my boy, Ned. to pick me up
there when he passes?"
call a
CHAPTER III
Ned. Jenny and the wagon were
standing In the driveway o f the
Green’s form er residence. The sign
on the gate posts Indicated that this
place was called “T he White House."
Ned found It a charming place. The
hid stone house was a real hit o f pre-
revolutionary
Pennsylvania.
The
vriginal outbuildings had been torn
down, but enough o f the old stone bam
had been retained to make a practical,
yet picturesque, garage.
Altogether a wonderful old place, in
which everything that was ole) was
Used. There was nothing new, made
to look like an obvious afterthought
All were blended Into an harmonious
whole, agreeable to the eye, and testi­
fying to the skill o f the arch itect
As he Jumped down from the wagon
seat, Ned thought perplexedly that he
bad forgotten to ask the name o f the
people who lived here. How would he
know which box to take out? This
Ilfllculty was solved for him by the
fact, discovers«! Immediately he ex­
amined the contents o f the watron, that
all remaining packages bore the name
"Johnston." This was evidently not
the usual liouae-to house delivery, but
• special trip, mainly to the Johnston
house
Shouldering the bog containing the
bundles, be Walked to the kitchen door
and knocked In hls best grocery boy
manner. There was no response. He
knocked again and waited.
“ Oh G ro ce r!" came In a atrong.
young contralto voice somewhere
above hls head
Ned shifted the box a little to en
able him to look upward.
From the rear hall window a girl
leaned out.
Ned wondered why he
•hould Uduk o f extreme joutli and
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