Friday, December S, 1926
THE BEAVERTON REVIEW
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'Tanlac did ma
touch good that
have bean hoostii
It whenever I could,'’
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"Stomach trouble
waa the aeat of my
trouble. Whatever I
ate did not digest.
Itwouldhainthapit
of my stomach and ferment, <
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that Moated any stomach and pained ms.
Often this trouble waa ao bad I could
hardly breathe. I wasalwsysconstipated
and loot weight foot. Of course I waa nare-
oua and at night I never slept soundly.
"Than a lady advised ma to taka
Tsnisc. I did, with wonderful result.
It relieved all etomach trouble, gave ma
ao appetite, cleansed ray system of con­
stipation and built up my strength. I
have gained 26 pounds since *-trj- g
Tan lac. And never felt better.”
Take Tan lac for better health, for
strength. First bottle shows arousing
results. At your druggist's. Over 40
million bottles sold.
F O R O V E R
200 YEA R S
haarlem oil has been a world
wide remedy for kidney, liver and
bladder disorders, rheumatism,
lumbago arid uric acid conditions.
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correct internal troubles, stimulate vital
organa. Three aisea. All druggists. Insist
an the original genuine G old liatoat.
Green’s
August Flower
la a mild laxative, and has bran la aaa
for sixty years for tbs relief o f ooa-
stlpation. Indigestion sad similar stoan-
ach disorders. A trial will c o n v i n e s
you ot Its merit. JOe and Me bottles. At
all drug gists. If you cannot g st It. writs
to O. Q. Green. In c. Woodbury, N. 1.
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W e Are Moving Ahead
first
Party — Things
certainly
moved swiftly for old Johnson; the
doctor was there only once, and that
waa the end of It I
Second Party—Tee, It’s remarkable
what progress medical science has
made lately!
F o r o v e r n ig h t r e li e f t s In A im e d e v e s » 4
s tie s s e e R om an E r e B alaam O s s a triad ,
a lw a y s p r eferred . ST2 P e e r ! Si.. N. Y . A d * .
Distinguished
"What has Senator Hokum ever
done to distinguish himself?"
"Well, he stayed home from Europe
this rear."
Golds
B y m illio n s e n d e d
H3Tt atop d i U xxw of colds every winter—
and m 14 hours. They end headache and
fever, open the bowels, tone the whole ays-
•am. Use nothing less reliable. Colds and
Grippe call fee prompt, eftaeot help. Ba
sure you get A.
Be Sure Its « A ll f i r . Price 3 0 t
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Cet Red Bag
lew «.» O f S A n : P ~ m
THE
CLANCY
KIDS
Willie’s Bath
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Of thay candy 66 fo * e
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BbddU Knew
Dr. Jetise Stddall Reeves o f the
University o f Michigan was talking at
Wllllanistown about disarmament
"Europe’s ideas about disarming."
he said, "resemble little WUlle’a Ideas
about bathing.
" ’ What are you trouncing Willie
for?’ the head o f the house grumbled.
’He’s making such a noise 1 can’t
read my evening paper.’
“ ’He mortified me to death today—
that’s why I’m trouncing him,’ salt!
Willie’s mother.
‘He promised me
faithfully that he’d give himself a
thorough cleanin' so’a I could taka
him to be vaccinated, and when we
got to the hoapltal It turned out he’d
washed the wrong arm.’ ’’
$ 4,000 PRIZES
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tuflt.
AH you h a r e t o d o la w rlta ua
in laaa th a n 11« w ord * w h a t y o u con «
r id er th o o u ts ta n d in g c h a r a c t e r is t ic o f
L iq u id V en eer, or t e ll ua a t an u nu su al
use f o r L iq u id Vanaar.
Y o u m a y w in th a Brut p rlae a f •••#
o r on a o f tha l , t l 4 oth a r prises. T h ra a
m ln en t business m en w ill a ct as
pea
C on test c lo s e s D e ce m b e r Slot.
192C.
B u t d o n 't d e la y .
O st necessary
E n try B la n k a a d fu ll p a r ticu la r s fr o m
y ou r d e a le r.
I f ha c a n ’t s u p p ly y o u
w rit# u a
D o n 't m is s t h is h i« o p p o r ­
tu n ity.
L iq u id V e n e s r la s o ld by h a rd w a re,
fu rn itu re , dru g. p ain t.
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B U F F A L O S P E C IA L T Y C O M P A N Y
I t L iq u id V sw ear B id # .
fltonshammsr— Dsn*» you thlnK Ihooo »canty cloths* tha woman waar
a.a outrageous?
Bonachlaal—Why, na. I’m for 'am. My dama makaa a party draaa out
at a coupla squirrel palta and laavaa my boar ahlna and tlgar china »Ion».
HAD ORDERED HASH
waiter ever Intend* to roine with my
order?"
Second Ditto— "(everything
cornea to him who wnlta." Klnt Ditto
—"fine»*
you're
right—I ordered
hath."
No Placo to Go
l lrat t'ufa Diner— "Wonder If that
"W hy don’t you get married T
"fteranse we can’t get any house
or flat."
.
“ Unt can't you live with your par­
rot* 10 I it tv?"
"No, hecatlae they’ re MITT living with
their parents In-law,"
8h#—t’vs told you I ran never
marry yon on aereral occasions.
He— I only want yon to marry ma
on one orraalon.
Germs’ Philosophy
"At least, we are Independent of
wealth,” said one germ.
"You are wrong." answered tha oth­
er. “ Our greatest friend la the man
who wets hla thumb on Ida tongue
when he la counting money.”— Wash­
ington Star.
"I hoard her aay. If you bought her a diamond necklaca far Chrletmaa
ana’d marry you right away."
,
‘■Pahaw I If I bought her a diamond necklace, I couldn’t marry anyona
for alx years."
IN THE DARK ROOM
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A Specter to the Good
Aaalatant—The seance la going to
be pretty good.
Medium—Tea, Jnst a shade more
and It’ll be a success.—Collier's.
Joe— So she gave you a negativa
when you asked her to marry you?”
Jim— “ Yea; but we were In a dark
room and I did a little developing,
printed a klaa on her llpa and Anally
produced a perfect picture o f happl-
nes a."
"How do you know thla la a good
ahow?"
"Simply because all the preacbera la
town auid It waa awful."
Many go out for wool, and coma
home shorn themselves.—Cervantea.
Collected a Fee
The Safe Course
Burglar—Talk about hard luck. I
broke Into a lawyer's houae last night
an' he got the drop on me an' advteaJ
me to get out.
Pal—Huh! Ter got off easy.
Burglar—Easy nothing! He charged
me flu for advice.
The Sire— You and your dog have
npset everything In the houae and
I'm going to whip you tor It
The Son—That's right. Take It out
on me 'canae you know If you licked
the dog he’d hits you.
“Have you Shakeepeare’s works
here?"
"No, madam," replied the junior
clerk, “but we have hla plays."
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