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ev e r c o a te d to n g u e o r f e t i d h r e a t b
g n a ls n e e d o f a s w e e te n e r . P h y s i-
T o E n g la n d b e lo n g s th e h o n o r o f
p r o d u c in g th e f i r s t p h o to g r a p h , b y u t i l
Iz in g th e o b s e r v a tio n s o f o n e K a r l W i l
h e lm
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(1 7 4 2 1 7 8 6 ).
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c h e m is t, w h o w a s th e f i r s t to In v e s t i
g a te th e d a r k e n in g a c tio n o f s u n lig h t
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f i l le d
I n t h e s a m e t im e I t ta k e s a d o s e o f
SO' d u t o b r in g n l i t t l e t e m p o r a r y r e l i e f
o f g a s a n d s o u r s to m a c h , P h il l ip s
M l Ilk o f M a g n e s ia h a s a c id i t y c o m p le te -
i y c h e c k e d , a n d t h e d ig e s tiv e o r g a n a
a ll 1 t r a n q u lllz e d . O n c e y o u h a v e t r i e d
T h e r e a r e m a n y c le v e r p e o p le w h o
h a v e o n e v e r y d u l l s id e .
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s e e m to be a b le to fin d o u t t h e ir o w n
f a u lt s .
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0 0 0 p o u n d s o f fis h , a n d th e fis h e rm e n
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