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r e v e a le d o n I 'r y s g h e ld . C a e r le o n , n e a r
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p o r t a n t R o m a n f o r t r e s s s ite In B r i t ­
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lo o k o u t t u r r e t s , a m a s s iv e s to n e w a t e r
t a n k , c e n t u r io n s ' q u a r t e r s , a n d e v e n
th o s e o f th e le g io n c o m m a n d e r a r e
n o w v is ib le .
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c o m e s f r o m u s in g I n f e r i o r d y e s .
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f o r i t , n o w , t o M a e M a r t i n , D e p t. G -143,
D ia m o n d D y e s , B u r l i n g t o n V e r m o n t
Past Turned to Account
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F r u n c e t o t n t e t p o p u la r d e m a n d , t h a t
o f “ re n t a g e n t fo r p r e h is to r ic dep o s
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o b t a in e d o p t io n s o n t le ld s s u s p e c te d o f
h id i n g r ic h a r c h e lo g lc a l d e p o s its o r
p r e h i s t o r i c c e m e t e r ie s n n d a llo w th e m
t o b e w o r k e d a t a fix e d r e n t a l.
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I w in k le ,
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a n t p r e p a r a t io n t o t a k e !
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t i o n w h ic h c o u ld b e c o r r e c t e d in fiv e
o r te n m in u te s . A n - e f f e c t iv e a n t i- a c id
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a n d n e rv o u s t h a t I w a s in bed m o s t
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tie r to r e h ’H te th e d u l
go th e t l e e r l n a * h e e l ”
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w it h
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w o n t f o r t l i a t ! I t Is a v e g e ta b le p r o ­
d u c t a n d y o u c o u ld u s e I t e v e r y d a y .
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tn c a n s m o s t. S o m e n ig h t w h e n c o n s t i­
p a t io n m u s t b e r e lie v e d — o r c o lic p a in s
o r o t h e r « o f fe r in g . N e v e r tie w it h o u t
i t : s o m e m o th e r s k e e p a n e x t r a ti* d t l< \
o a o p e n e d , t o m a k e s u r e t h e r e w i l l a l-
w n y a tie C a a to r la In t h e h o u s e . I t 1«
(T c c tlv e f o r o ld e r c h ild r e n , t o o ; r e a d
lie b o o k t h a t c o m e s w i t h I t .
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