HALSEY EN T E R PR ISE , HALSEY, OREGON, OCTOBER
Salts Fine for
Aching Kidneys'
W h in
I, 1928
OUR COMIC SECTION
Back H urt* Flush Your
K idneys a s You Clean
Y our Bowels
Erents in the Lires o f Little Men
M ost fo lk s fo rg et th a t the kidneys,
like th e bowels, som etim es get slug­
gish and clogged und need a Hushing
occasionally, else w e h ave backache
a n d dull m isery In th e kidney region,
sev e re h eadaches, rh e u m a tic tw inges,
to rp id liver, acid stom ach, sleepless­
n e ss and all so rts of blad d er disorders.
You sim ply m ust keep your kidneys
a ctiv e and clean a n d the m oment you
feel an ach e o r p a in In th e kidney
region begin d rin k in g lots of w ater.
Also get a bout fo u r ounces of J a d
S a lts from any good d ru g sto re here,
ta k e a tablespoonful in a glass of w a­
te r before b re a k fa st fo r a few days
a n d y our kidneys w ill th en a ct One.
T h is fam o u s sa lts Is m ade from the
acid of g ra p es a n d lem on Juice, com­
bined w ith lith la, and Is Intended to
flush clogged kidneys and help stim u ­
la te them to a ctiv ity . I t also helps
n e u tra liz e th e a cid s In th e urine so
th ey no longer Irrita te , th u s helping
to relieve b lad d e r disorders.
J a d S a lts Is Inexpensive; m akes a
d elig h tfu l effervescent lith la w a ter
d rin k w hich everybody should tak e
now and th e n to help keep th e ir kid­
neys clean.
A w ell-know n local dru g g ist say s he
se lls lots of J a d S a lts to folks who
believe In try in g to co rre c t kidney
tro u b le w hile it Is only trouble.
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E d w s n l A. N eylun, exalted ru le r nt
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“ I uni ufriild o u r a irm en uud our
autom obile ru cers ure try in g for Im­
possible records—Im possible nnd d e ad ­
ly records. T hey rem ind me of a
atory.
‘‘A tra m p w as com plaining th a t he
had e aten nothing for th re e du.vs,
w hen a n o th e r tra m p called him down
“ 'Aw, qu it y e r co m plainin’. A pal
e' m ine, old lled fu ce L eary, w ent for
52 d a y s once w ithout food o r d rin k .’
“ ’Gosh I
W hy, th a t busted th e
w orld record. How did it happen?
suld th e flrst tram p , fo rg ettin g his
own h a rd luck.
•• ‘R edfuce got locked up h a rd and
fa st In a box c a r w hat w as left in a
lonely place ten m iles from now here.'
“ ‘Gosh I I guess m ost guys, before
they could go 52 d a y s w ithout fond or
w ater, w ould h ave laid down nnd died.
•‘ •Sure,’ said th e o th e r tram p.
"T hat’s w hut old R edface did.
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H olland Longest Tunnel
H ard W ork
"A lgy says he does an aw ful lot of
bruin w ork.”
•‘I believe It. T o m ake w hat little
be has work m ust be aw ful."
Physician’» First D uty
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F or the physician th e re Is only one
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"H ow do th e colo-s run In y our new
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“T hey d o n 't,” rep lied th e loyal sa le s­
m an.
An expedition has sailed from New
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th e region of th e A zores, seeking the
supposedly lost co n tin e n t of A tlantis.
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Ju d g e Ben II. I.lndaey, th e cham pion
of m odern youth, sa id a t a d in n er In
D e n v e r:
•'But o f course youth Isn’t ulw ays In
the r i g h t An old-fashioned fa th e r
com plained to his d a u g h te r th a t he
d idn’t like th e d a rin g way she dressed.
“ ‘Oh, don't you?' said th e girl, and
she blew a choking cloud o ’ c ig a re tte
■moke Into th e old m an ’s face. ‘W ell,
dad. let ne tell you th is— 1 d re ss to
plense myself.*
“ ‘But It tak e s.’ he p ro tested , cough­
ing and w aving th e sm oke a w ay —‘hut
It ta k e s so d a rn little to please you.*”
London has Its Blacktvull and Koth-
e rh lth e tunnels, Glasgow Its th ree tube
h a rb o r tunnel and H um burg Its twin
tu b e E lbe tunnel. Rut none of these
Is as long us the H olland tunnel In
New Y ork,—A m erican M agazine.
PASTOR KOENIGS
N E R V IN E
To Cool a Burn
O ld-F ashioned Father
25$ AND 7 5 t PACKAGES EVERYWHERE
T ully, N. Y.—" I t h u rt me to walk
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sick and weak.
My
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tak e it. I am
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medicines
The
m a t will ao r o r m e w u a c cue ,
table Compound and Sanative Wash
have done are certainly worth their
weight in gold. I think I have given
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tw o more bottles of th e Vegetable
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ca . x , R. F. D. 1, Tully. N. Y,
T h e KW-foot schooner P a tric k nnd
M ichael, w ith Cnpt. J. A lexander, h a s
sailed from St. Jo h n . New B runsw ick,
for H udson's hay w ith a p a rty of 20
ex p lo re rs u n d e r th e com m und of J o h n
E dw ard Leckle, of V ancouver. T h e
expedition Is hacked by th e N o rth ern
Aerlnl M inerals E xploration. Ltd., In
an a tte m p t to prospect, scientifically,
th e no rth c o untry to d iscover Ju st
w hat m ineral w ealth It contnlns.
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