Jla lse v E n te rjiriflç J T a ta i^ û rç g o n ^ M ^ ^ W
Figure It Out
day afterroon viiitori at the J ‘ n Odorous Onion Liked
Be l Hand uniting a~d
What should one really talk about i
Sayer hon e.
Genius O fien Linked I f you talk about yourself, you’re
by All W orld Races
Mr. aod Mr*. 0 M. Rankin a. d
Onions seem to be almost as old as I Are great writers necessarily sf- ' conceited. If you talk about your
Mrs. Grace VanNice and Betty the hills. They are mentioned In the ( flitted with bad handwrlti g l A business, you're a “ shop talker.“ If
you talk too much, you're a bore. I f
Jean
aud Jimmy were Sunday af* Bible as one ot the things longed for , Trench paper put» the quvstiou. But you haven't any tiling to tnlk about,
Tbe mid-jr ear meeting of the
by tlie Israelite» In the wilderness and _ (here seems to be no hard and fast t
you're uninteresting, i f you tnlk about
bond of director» oi the C hildren’» ' teruoon ca'lers at the W. R Kirk complained about to Moses. Herodo . rule.
your buby or your club affiliations,
The
writing
of
"lc
to
r
Hugo,
one
o(
,
home.
(us says that In his time there was j
farm Home was held July 7th,
his publishers said once, •‘resemi.ied j you’re a pabbitt. If you talk about
an
inscription
on
tbe
Great
Pyramid
Mr.
and
Mrs
Andy
Chnslenseu
and was a very interesting oce. A
stating the sum expended for onions, a hattlefieid on a piece of paper.” the people. you're a knocker. If you tulk
tour ol inapectiou of the ground» and children of H arri»hug and radishes, and garlic, which bad been ty [«setters who succeeded in dc lpher- sweetly about a friend you're n log-
arid building» was m»de and every hid ward M 'Elvoy of Portland were consumed by the luhorers during Its ing Balzac v ere often desperate, and roller. I f you talk about art, ywn re
one Is said to have gone crazy after a highbrow, and if you don't talk nt
lb’.og was found iu excellent cou- ' visitors at the L. R. Falk home erection, as 1,600 talents. Ancient pic­ hours of vain effort.
nil, you're a high hat ¡—New York
tures show priests holding onions In
|Sunday.
lion, the garden» thrifty and poul-
Robert Louis Stevenson was even Graphic.
their hands at tbe altar.
Early explorers. Including Colum­ worse. No printer ever could wake
try and dairy held on a paying; Mrs. Mary Biorly and Mr. and
bus,
brought onion seed to the New out what he had written. Stevenson
I
Mrs.
William
Pence
aud
eons
Ly-
basil- The repainting of the cot
world. New Englanders were raising had to assist 1“ copying what he had
D an a C. R ossm an
i
mao
aud
Richard
of
near
Rowland
tages and landscaping the grounds :
them as early as 1634, and General put down in the first place. Sydney
'
were
visitors
at
the
R
E.
Bierly
Bmitli
could
not
decipher
his
own
Sullivan,
in
1779,
in
his
raid
against
has given the Home a much more
«
n s
—.a»,..—
— »
'■
the Indians in central New York, de­ handwriting after twenty-four hours.
home Sunday.
a‘,tractive appearance.
On
the
other
hand
certutn
English
many onion fields belonging
H. J. Falk and family, Kenneth stroyed
It was decided to proceed with
to tbe savages. Nineteen states now writers like Arnold Bennett, Thomas
the erection of the girls’ cottage, VanNice, Chris Falk and Charles produce large commercial crops of Hardy and H. G. Wells, write legibly
even eleguntly. But It should not
t j be named in bonoi of Mrs. Ada Bierly enjoyed a picnic dinner on onions. Texas scents up the whole and
Gulf of Mexico and the eastern side be forgotten either that none of these
the
banks
of
the
Calapooia
Sunday
U .rub, and plans will be carried
of the Atlantic with her onion-laden three started out on a writing career
forward at once eo as to complete with swimming as the chief pastime vessels bound for New York.—Peter in youth. Arnold Bennett was des­
Lady Assistant
R. Sterling In National Republic tined for the bar and served ids time
it this fall. This will make the of the afternoon.
Alt c alls an tw ered day or n ig h t
in a lawyer's office. Thomas Hardy
Magazine.
□
Mr. and Mrs. H. L. Straley aud
t. -.'nth cottage of the group and
P hone 255.
H alsey. O regon
began ac an architect, nnd 11. G. Wells
eou
Leroy and Charley Straley and
started out In life as a dry goods
w 11 permit thn cate for twenty-
family drove to Salem Friday eve­ Weather Has Little
clerk.
three more girls.
Influence on Tides
During the past year the major ning aud while there attended the
Contrary to popular belief, especial­
improvement's have been th j new Capital theater where they witness ly that long cherished by many sea­ Drab Colorings Not
ed
the
ueiv
vitaphone
pictures.
Popular W ith Romans
Utility building, made possible by
men, tides do not exert any Influence
The old Roman conquerors of
on the weather, according to mete­
Matheson legacy, the construction They report a pleasrut t.me.
of the weather bureau, Britain had a keen eye for colors ac­
Mr. and Mrs J. H. VanNie* and orologists
of poultry houses and an adequate
United States Department of Agricul­ cording to analysis of excavations of
brooder house to care tor about daughters, Ellen, R jbeita and ture.
the Latin settlement nt Colcliester.
As a matter of fact, close observ­ Eng., made by the Essex Archeolog­
3000 little chicks; 120 acrss of the Edna, drove to Cottage Grove Sun
have discovered that certain ex
ical society.
j
farm are under cultivation, with day to attend the eamp meeting ers
No unornamented walls for the Ho- (
treme weather conditions affect tbe
»uch crops as alfalfa, corn, oats, te in g h e ld there. Mr». VanNice tides to some extent Tides ebb and mans, but brilliant colors of green, i
barley, with 31 acre» in »trawbar a id Elien remained there for tbe flow at every point on the coast with red, yellow aud blue. Their wall pi#»- (
regularity. Nevertheless, the ter was colored and highly tinted.
rie» and more than ten acres in week while the others returned clocklike
w-eather continues to be fa ir or foul, Even the floor» were colored, for one ,
home that evening.
_____ irrespective of those tides. On the room has been found with a red j
garden.
floor. Mosaic floors hn\e been
The dairy herd consists of 20
Mr. aud Mr». W. A. Falk and other hand, conditions of very low paved
barometric pressure and very strong discovered which are done In black,
cows, providing an abundance of Eon Rawleigh spent Sunday at the winds from favorable directions cau»e red, yellow and white "tesserae,” or
good, fresh milk for the children, D. F. Burdge home near Dever either unusually low or unusually »mall cubes of clay and stone. The
11 heifers and five heifer calves. While shoeing a bor=e recently Mr. high tides, as the case may be. Tilts »madness of the tesserae and tlie tine
the influence of the weather on the workmanship of the pavement, ac­
There are 27 pigs and over 1400 B irdge wus crowded against a is
LOWE BROTHERS
tides, and tbe weather is not the re­ cording to experts. Indicate that tlie
chickens, which will h e lp to a o ite m a 'g .r aud hi» arm was broken. sult of any tidal Influence.
work was done In the early period of
FLOOR EN A M EL
the Roman occupation of England.
Even
wtien
there
is,
as
meteorolog
gives a beautiful last­
the food problem.
T e injured member is reported to
A Roman rubbish pit was one of the
understand, a very Insignificant
ing finish that is easily
The Matheson endowment fund be getting along a» we'l as can be lsts
outflow of air from a region Into finds ot the excavation. Among the
kept clean . It d ries
has been established fro n a part expected.
debris were found hundreds of whole
which the tide Is rising, or a corre
or nearly whole pottery veskels. Ex­
overnight. Especially
of the legacy left to the Home by
sponding Inflow of air as the tide sub
Mr. aud Mrs. J P. Templeton sides, this does not constitute a slg perts say they date to the time of
Mrs Rachel Matheson of Salem.
recommended for kit­
the Emperor Trajan, A. D. 98-117.
This will be increased as other drove to Corvallis Sunday to visit nifleant feature of the weather.
chen floors. Also for
funds come in thus providing for the former's sitter, Mrs. Enoch
Old, but Green
kitchen walls, wood­
a future maintenance fund.
Thompson of Brownsville who was
In Bad Company
Chauncey M. Depew, ot a reception
work and for all in­
The baxaar will be held as usual at the General hospital in that city
When a vote is to be taken on some In his New York home, criticized a
terior floors. Come in
a t tbe state fair tm s fall and con­ following au operation for an io- Important measure a congressman who June-December marriage after his
and get a color card.
cannot be present "pairs” himself usual crisp fashion.
tributions for this will be grate,
"Old John Bullion Is a healthy
fully received. All such articles wa rd goiter. They however were with some representative who would
Ao obligation.
as
the invalid, vote "aye” to tbe congressman's "nay," chap," a banker had observed. "He’ll
are to be sent to Mrs. Jennie Nunn disappointed
Before you paint, see us.
live to a green old age. old John w ill."
cure W C .T.U . headquarters, 201 although reported to be getting or vice versa.
"Humph. He'» reached it already,”
Once a Democratic member of the
South Commercial St., Salem.
along nicely, was not allowed to see
house received a tetter from an active said Mr. Depew. "1 met him down­
visitors. Ou tbe way they stopped politician of that party in Ids district, town last week, and he told me he
S p o o n R iver Sparks
H ill & C om pany
at the Albany hospital to visit calling attention to the fact that he just married a chorus girl forty two
was reported in the Congressional Rec- years his Junior who loved him for
Mrs.
Rupert
Leonard
and
infant
Halsey, Oregon
( E n te r p r ia . C orrespondenc»)
ord almost every day as being "paired" himself alone."—Pittsburgh Sun.
eon.
Mrs.
Leonard
was
Bessie
with a Republican.
The VanNice combine is working
Tbe Enterprise $1.00 a year.
“ I don't doubt your loyalty to the
at the A. H Quimby farm this Templeton before her marriage, a party,”
read
the
letter,
“
but
1
tldnk
the
daughter of Robert Templeton o,
week.
boys would like it a good deal better
Brownsville. This is the fir.-t child
Mildred Cook of Salem ha» been in the Leonard home u»d aleo Mr. i f you paired with Democrats Instead
of Republicans."—Harper s Magazine.
the house guest of R oberta anNice Templeton’s first grandchild. Mis
Leonard and little soo were dis­
the past week.
Pressing Business
Mr. aud Mr». G. J. R.ke and missed from the hospital Tuesday
“ ‘I want to speak to Mr. Jones,’
a
id
are
now
at
th
ir
home.
Harlie and James Rike were Sun
said the voice over the wire.
CHILDREN’S FARM HOME IS
TO HAVENEW BUILDINGS
F U N E R A L
D IR E C T O R
lbany^/)irectory
ALBANY FLORAL CO. Cut Flowers
and Plants. Floral art for every and
all occasions.
Flower phone 458-J
EAST
ALBANY
BARBER
SHOP
Charles R Goltra. Proprietor
Member of Master Barbers’ Association
Specializing in Ladies’ qnd Children's
Hair Cuts and Bobs. Work guaranteed.
1029 East Second St.
Albany, Ore.
ALBANY STATE BANK — We tovlte
your business. Savings and commercial
accounts Capital, surplus, undivided
profits. $100,000.
EASTBURN 8 GROCERY
4th and Lyons Street
The place to buy good groceries at the
right price. On the corner, plenty of
room to park Albany
FORTM1LLER FURNITURE CO., fu r­
niture, rugs, linoleum, stoves, ranges.
Funeral directors. 427-433 West First
Street, Albany, Oregon.
IM P E R IA L
For
easy-to-elean
kitchen floors
‘‘I ’m sorry, sir, but Mr. Jones is In
conference," the private secretary re
plied sweetly.
And at the same moment Mr. Jones
was In deep conference with a friend
nt Merchant and Bishop streets. Hi
declared, very confidentially and not
for publication:
"Yeah, It's sure wonderful how
quick they cafi dig a big hole in the
ground like that. 1 see they’re put
ting In the foundation already. Won
der how tliey are going to get rid of
that water, though’ "—Honolulu Star
AV»
Bulletin.
Egg Mash,
Growing Mashes,
Developing Scratch.
o. W. FRIIM
Grain
Feed
Quaint Nickname»
That schoolboys—and schoolgtrls-
are so addicted to the bestowal of
nicknames la in accordance with race
development Backward races be
stowed nicknames to the exclusion
of patronymics. When I lived in Ma
delra says a correspondent to an Eng
llsh paper, I knew peasants who bad
forgotten what their real names were
—if they bad ever known them 1 There
were among my acquaintance, Cab­
bage Soup. Five Farthings, Mr#
Blackbird and Hot Water Jug, be­
sides Miss Codfish and Sweet Potato.
The reasons why these names were
given were unknown, yet somehow
they all undoubtedly fitted 1
• —
som e t e m p ^ c o ld
veniences of having the most modern of
refrigerators—a Ger.eral Electric.
Come in and see these unusually
quiet, simple, roomy refrigerators.
As a special introductory offer, we w i l l in»taH the
General Electric R efrigerator of >o u r ,ch° ! ’ À Ì . and
$10.00 down, the balance may be paid m a year an
a half.
M ountain states P ower company
The Muse
J
"Going Into commerce, eh V
••yet,” responded the poet. I <1
rather celebrate good beans than s
bum spring.' j-LouIavUla Courier-
. Journal.
.fiX
RO8COE AMES' HARDWARE
The Winchester Store
FARM LOANS
At lowest late of interest.
REAL ESTATE
INSURANCE
Prompt service — Courteous treatment
Win Bain, w ith Lane County Abstract
Company. Albany
I f you enjoy a good meal
And know a good meal when you get it
You'll be back for you 11 not forget it.
PARAG O N
CAFE
Legion Lunch Tuesdays.
GEO. M. GILCHRIST
ALBANY
Ticket office Bell Lin n Stage.
Albany to San Francisco, $15
A lb a n y B argain H ouse
New and Second Hand Furniture
Highest prices |>aid for all kinds
of Junk. Wool, Hides, Furs. Pelts,
Cascara Bark.
Albany, Oregon
F ish er-B rad en
F un eral D irectors
E m balm ers
Lady Assistant.
Phone 95.
Albany, Oregon
C all At
D aven p ort M usic H ou se
For New and Second Hand Pianos
Pianos for Rent.
Albany,Oregon
H ask in s & T alb ert
Sears' Orocery
Albany
Creamery Association
; M anufacturers of
and Buyers of Eggs
A Farm ers’ Co-operative
Creamery
Lacquered Silver
Refrigerator
F ir s t
LINN BUTTER
The bureau of standards says that
the lacquer on sterling silver, when
it Is wearing off, should be removed
by a solvent, such as a lacquer thin
ner or butyl acetate. I f the objects
are discolored, they should be cleaned
with a silver cleaner and washed and
dried carefully, avoiding finger marks
on the surface. The stiver may then
be relacquered with a clear lacquer
for silverware told by most lacquer
manufacturers. A fter lacquering the
objects should be dried at 100 to 120
degrees Fahrenheit for 30-45 minutes.
Time and money might he saved by
taking the articles to an electroplat­
ing plant or to a Jeweler.
GENERAL ^ELECTRIC
W est
A Service and Cash Store
Ask lo r prices
Grain Sacks and Twine
Hay
209
JENNINGS' AUTO TOP SHOT Auto
trim ming, seat covers and winter in -
closure».
202 E. Second. Phone 418J
N. L. Jennings. Manager.
C-
== i)
CAFF.
Harold O Murphy, Prop.
Phone 665
We Never Close
E. L. Stiff
Furniture Co.
422 W est E ir st S tr e e t
A lb an y, O regon
Complete Home
Furnishers
An Announcement
M i NERHAPS you have seen the H arvester Company s an-
■r nounerm ent of their new McCormick-Deering Spreader.
We now have one of these 1928 models on d.-play a t our
warehouse, all set up and in readiness for your inspection.
The new McCormick-Deering is N E W -w ith new features,
new design, new ccnveniences-all this for the Purpose of
providing you with low-cost, time-saving spreading perfor­
mance over a long period of years. It is the kind and type
of spreader you have always wanted to o w n - » simple, prac­
tical, sturdy machine. Let us show you its fine points.
S ch u ltz Bros. W arehouse Co
Fayetteville.
P-O. Shedd, Oregon.
Phone Shedd 8F23
Universal & Ccicnial Ranges
J
The Eyes ot Your Family
When you guard the eye» of your
family by having them tested
regularly you ai» at the aame
time ttiauring their future eye­
sight.
r>o why neglect having
one made1
Sight Quickly and
Accurately Corrected
The sooner your eye trouble» have
attention the better ofi you are.
Hye troubles in their infancy are
easily corrected and often avert
serious trouble. You w ill find our
service and prices in a class by
themselves.
Harold Albro,
Jew eler a n d O p to m e in a t,
313 Weit First Street Albany, Ore