HALSEY EXTEKPIUSE. HALSEY. OBEGOX. J l ’XE II. 1928
PflVlTfiY
OUR COMIC SECTION
Our Pet Peeve
L
Decidedly Poor Gueaa
Concerning Natal Day
It Isn't too late to tell thia story on
WOMAN WAS
ALL RUN-DOWN
one respected Boston citizen. A trifle
unfamlllur with American history, he
got bis dates mixed and w ill never
RAISING TURKEYS
again forget February 12. As be wus
Helped ByTaking Lydia EL Pink*
ham’s Vegetable Compound
IN CONFINEMENT driving home from church alone to
was disturbed by the thought that It
Evansville, Ind.—“ I am writing to
America’« great holiday bird 1« get­ was somebody « birthday. He tried to
tell you how grateful I M i that there
recall,
but
he
strained
his
memory
In
ting ready to atrut again In the Mid­
is such a medi­
cine as yours for
dle West Just as his proud ancestor vain. Passing a confectioner's «hop,
sale in our stores.
did years ago. The wild gobbler »as he stopped and purchased a $3 box of
I could hardly
once monarch of the feathered family bonbons with a pink ribbon around It.
drag around. I
In the woods that stretched up and Drlvtug borne, he made a low curtsy
was all run down.
down the Mississippi valley. As he to his surprised wife aud handed the
I have taken 12
disappeared from the timber, turkeys box to her, and at the same time
bottles of Lydia
planted
a
kiss
on
her
cheek.
were brought Into the barnyard and
E. P in k h a m ’s
“ Well, well," said the astonished
Vegetable Com­
an attempt was made to tame them so
pound so far and
they could be handled as chickens are lady, “ what Is all this fo r i"
“ Your birthday, darling," said he,
am going to taks
today.
it u ntil I am
But disease drove them out. Then "and many happy returns of the day."
well. My friends
“ My blrthdnyl" she exclaimed.
came the apparently erroneous theory
n hit appearance
that turkeys were delicate and could “ Why, you know that my birthday Is
and my husband said today that I sn>
not be raised successfully unless they August 14. This Is Lincoln's birth­
looking so much better and he want«
tne to continue taking it. I hope to
were given un open range where they day."
Since then he has been booting him­
help all women who are run-down
could get plenty of exercise and catch
nnd suffer from nervousness by rec­
grasshoppers and bugs. That theory self about the house every time he
ommending your medicines.” —Mas.
thinks of IL—Boston Globe.
has be«1 disproved.
V ictob N. ¡Sc ki enskzb , 44 Basel
It ta> 3»’ >v ktown that turkeys can
Avenue, Evansville, Indiana.
be successfully raised In close con- Protection Given to
llnentenL This may change the entire
Flyers Carrying Mail
system so that In the future the lay­
In preparing for night flying In the
ing, brooding and marketing season
can be greatly lengthened. Turkeys air mail service, four classes of equip­
may eventually be produced almost ment are used The flood lights are
the year around and be brought In used at regular fields to give the pilot
fresh from the farm every month In as neurly us possible the same Illum i­
the year. Instead of turkey raisers nation of the field at night as Is avail­
marketing practically all of their sur­ able In duyllghL This Is accomplished
a fte r ea tin g o r drinking
plus birds at Thanksgiving and Christ­ by a powerful u n it In addition to the
mas holiday seasons, as they do at the large field light, all buildings un the
For correcting over «acidity and
present time, they w ill be able to fur- field are flood lighted by smuller units
quickly relieving belching, gas,
heartburn, tick headache, dizzi­
The beacon lights are placed on 53-
nleh fresh ones winter and summer.
ness, nausea and other digeetive
The production of squab turkey«, foot towers and serve to guide the pi­
disorders. N ot a laxative but a
weighing from eight to ten pounds, lot and show him the location of reg­
teated Sure Relief for Indigestion.
on a year around basis may be de- ular and emergency landing fields. A
Perfectly harmless and pleasant
velo[>ed in the future. It Is at least revolving projection type of beacon Is
to take. Send for free samples to:
made possible through the use of a rti­ used. The drum revolve« with a fre­
Bell A Co., Inc.,Orangeburg, N .Y .
ficial Incubators and brooders and the quency which gives a flash every ten
N o rm a liz e » D ig e s tio n a n d
development
of
the
confinement seconds. The routing beacons are ot
S w eetens th e B re a th
method of handling the birds. Breed­ two clusses, electric and gas. The
ers w ill have to chnnge the laying electric rotates six times a minute, and
habits of the turkey hen Just as the the gas beacons flush fit) times a min­
poultrymen did with the chicken hen. ute. Both assist In keeping the pilot
INDIGESTKWJ
on his course. The boundaries of all
regular and emergency fields are out­
6 B ell - a n S
June Chicks as Easily
lined with white electric lights placed
Hot water
Reared as Early Birds 150 to 300 feet apart
Sure Relief
June-hatched chicks ore no more
delicate than those hatched during the
M is ju d g e d
early part of the year, although some
President Pratt of the Standard
poultry-keepers think they nre.
Oil compnny of New York was ta lk­
What makes them more difficult to ing about certain oil men's difficul­
2 5 4 A N D 7 5 1 PACKAGES EVERYWHERE
rear without loss In ninety-nine cases ties In Mexico.
out of a hundred Is that they are run
“ These men have been misjudged.’
over ground that has been occupied by he said. “ It reminds me of a story
broods of chicks for months pust.
A generous-benrted stranger attended
Is Foot Comfort
Y’ou'll find the June chicks go ahead a New York church one Sundny morn­
Frequently you hear people
without mishap If only you'll give ing and was so moved by the pastor's
say, “ My feet perspire win­
them a piece of fresh ground—ground eloquence that he decided to put a
ter and summer when I put
on rubbers or h e a v ie r h o t -
that hasn't been used for any kind of $50 bill In the collection plate.
wear—then when I remove
fowls for four or five months. If you
“ He was ns modest a man as he
my shoes my feet chill
haven’t much space you'll maybe find was generous, and when the collector
quickly atxl ofieu my hoes
eeem
wet through.** In every
this difficult to mnnage, but falling approached he rolled the bill up and
community thou «and» now
grass land there Is no reason why you concealed It In his fist; but as he was
DM! Allen'«Foot-Fate Is
the foot-bath daily an<|
shouldn't turn them out onto a piece about to make his splendid contrlbu
then duet the feet and
of “ turned” soil.
tlon the collector frowned down at
shake into the shoes this
sneiRentic, healing powder.
that tightly clenched fist and Jerked
Full directions on box. Trial
the plate buck and whispered coldly;
Package and a Foot-Rare W alking Poll sent
Test to Find When Eggs
Free.
Address,
Allen's
Foet~Ea«e, l.r Roy. N. V.
“ ‘No. Give It to me. sir. One hus
l a a P in c h , U se A lle n 's F oot-L a»«
Will Become Fertile Just come off my c o a t'"
A test conducted In Canada shed
P A R K E R ’S
some light on the question of how
H A IR B A L S A M
T h e M a t te r W it h I t
Ramovfgl»»ottrufT
Hu>i>aHairf alling
soon after the male Is Introduced eggs
R e s to re s C o lo r and
While old Itlley Uezzldew of Pe­
B e a u ty to G r a y a n d F a d e d H a il
become fertile. In this test five days tunia was standing near tits fence a
Ao<- Mid | | mi
PrutnrtrU.
utter the introduction of the male half rambunctious car came tearing around
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NY
the eggs were fertile. On the seventh the corner, rammed through the In-
F L O R E S T O N S H A M P O O - Id e a l fo r i i m >■
Connection w ith Park« r's H a ir Balsam. Makes the
•lay 70 per cent of the eggs were ter closure and tumbled It down on Mr.
hair soft and fluffy, so cents by mail or at druu-
tile, and the per cent of fe rtility re Rezzldew. Then the car stopped a alsta. lliacox Chemical W orks, Patchogue, N. f.
rualned fairly constant nt this figure. moment and blew up.
Another test was conducted to see
“ What In ronrlng thunder Is the S C H O O L F O R M E N
TraW w I t BUSIHISS. T Z A D U -r PROFESSIONS
how long the eggs remained fertile matter with that there dndblasted
Kb ro ll a n y th n e. Send fo r lite r a tu r e .
after the mule wag removed. For the car?" demanded the genllenion. some O R E G O N I N S T IT U T E O F T E C H N O L O G Y
V.
11.
C. A . l il t l g .
P o r t la n d , O re g u a
first four days 70 per cent were fer­ what Irritated.
tile. On the seventh, half of the eggs
“ Aw, It heered some feller call this
were fertile. On the tenth day after a spite fence,” responded old Ben W . N. U., P O R T L A N D , N O . 24. 192«.
the removal of the male all were In Bumpuss, “ and I reckon It wanted to
fertile.
take the spite out of IL "—Knnsas
C ru soe’s Is le Tunes In
City Star.
The island ot Juan Fernandes, oft
t l x western coast of Chile, which was
made famous by “ Robinson Crusoe."
N e v e r Too L a te
Cortlnndt Bleecker nodded from a Is no longer Isolated from the world
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The Island now boasts of a Ited Cii.se
window of the Knickerbocker club to
dispensary and wireless communies-
Ask your county agent about the nards a painted old lady with a gold
confinement method of growing chicks. en bob who swaggered down Fifth tloa wllb Valparaiso.
• • •
avenue In very high-heeled slippers ot
Feeding and housing of hens nre snukeskln. flesh-colored silk stockings
E xpensive U p k e e p
the most Important factors affecting and a skirt that ended an Ich or two
There are bouses In England the
above her knees.
the hatchability of eggs.
windows ot which have nevei been
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“ It Is never too late to pretend.” counted Tlieae Include Wlndsoi ensile
As a whole grain In the scratch fie sold.
and Wentworth Wootlhottse Hie York­
feed, wheat Is a very useful feed. It
shire home ot Earl Fltzwllllaia. A
cun be ground and used In the masb
Excess ot P a trio tis m
former duke nf Marlborough raid that
with good results.
“ CbniivInisin* derive* Its name from putty for repairing Hie windows of
• • •
Nicolas Chauvin, a soldier In the army Blenheim palace cost him (5<N* ($2.5(Ni>
If a turkey hen settles upon a suit­ [ of Napoleon who was ridiculed by a year.
able place to make her nest she should fils comrades for his demonstrative
not be disturbed, but It Is best to re­ I and unreasoning patriotism The term
O n e S olution
move the eggs every day, leaving a has come to he applied to any one'«
Nervous Clerk (seeking a raise! —
china egg In the nest.
excessive
enthusiasm
for
natlonnl
as
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Er—my wife and I are finding It ter­
•endancy
ribly difficult to live together on ny
All notions of the warm house should
salary.
’ be abandoned and a house built along
C hance to W in H i t E n m ity
Boss— Well, what do yon want me
< line« that w ill furnish the best shelter.
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Author s Wife— Mabel’s new husband to do—arrange a divorce?—Path­
As soon ns the ducklings are all is a censor, nnd I've Invited them finder.
hatched, pick up the hen mother by over to dinner tomorrow evening
Author—Fine
Thnt w ill give me
A dept
I the feet, hang head downward and
ruffle the feathers before dusting well an excellent opportunity to Insult
“ That fellow knows his onions.”
film.
with Insect powder.
“He was born In Bermuda."—
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Louisville Courier-Journal.
Cannibalism among young chicks
D e te rm in e d
usually starts either from Idleness >r
Patient—W ill I get w ell7
A fat man w ill always laugh st
lack of a proper ration. Be sure
Doctor—Yes. sir. You'll get well rour Jokes.
That's how he keeps
chicks are fed properly and then keep
if It costs yon $50.(100.
fat.
them busy at all times.
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Fine sand Is best for the floor of
the brooder house. The sand should
be clean, sharp and sifted for young
chicks.
e • e
Overcrowding the young chicks will
E v e r y d a y to keep them soft and
cause heavy losses. Each four chicks
smooth. Bathe with either hot of cold
«hould have at least one square fool
water and always dry thoroughly. If
of floor space In the bntoder house.
chapped, red or rough use hot w .ter
. . .
and Cuticura Soap, rubbing in Cuticura
O in tm e n t after drying, especially at
Toe picking and cannibalism are
night.
common poultry worries. The cause
Is crowding too many chicks together
tmawtt S and SO. TaU’im
leniste «arj» tree. A «klr « m
under one hover, or an unbalanced
LAUM vMwrtw«, bwfrt M Meid—. IfaM
ratio n — lack of protein and green stuff
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