Tîalsey Enterprise. Halsey, Oregon, May 31, HALSEY ENTERPRISE Published Thursday at Halsey. Oregon H F and A. A LAKE Publishers Entered at the postoffice at Halsey. Oregon, as second class matter. t l a year in advance. Arrearages 12Sc a month. Stops when time expires unless continuance Is ordered. Advertising 25c an Inch; no discount for time or space; no charge for composition or changes. Announce­ ments of entertainments, food sales, etc., whose object is to raise money, charged at regular advertising rates Announcements of religious meetings, not exceeding four inches, free If copy is received before Tuesday. er wild, just as girls and older folk« are supposed to be. 'fo bear the pessimists tell it, nearly everybody is on the down grade This being a quite widespread belief, it is re­ assuring to read a bit of news from Odenville, Alabama, where the boys of the high school have or­ ganized the Liu Ibergh Science club Its object is stated by the boys to be “ to develop more interest in science and actually prove it by experim ents.'’ Members Fay a small m onthly fee for the pur­ chase of apparatus aud books. Meetings are held weekly. This is a due idea and worthy of imitation and it shows that all boys nre not thinking of jazz aud modern ac­ complishments. If tris High Honor Arithmetic, history of education, psychology, methods in geography, mechanical drawing, domestic art, course of study for domestic art- Thursday Afternoon Grammar, geography, stenography, American literature, physics, typewrit­ ing. methods in Language, thesis for primary certificate- Friday Forenoon Theory and practice, orthography (spelling), physical geography, E ng­ lish literature, chemistry. Friday Afternoon School law, geology, algebra, civil government. Saturday Forenoon Geometry, botany. Saturday Afternoon General history, bookeeping. I dna Geer, Linn Co. School Supt- The famous yacht, America, the first winner of the cup which bears its m ine, was built in New York by Gaorge Steers and launched in March, 1851. Achievement Day last Saturday was a succers from every angle The event, dedicated to the ad- counsellors, playground vanceraent o, sducat.ou in every direc (eiders of Boyg and Gi,l U niversity of Oregon, Eugene— S p oon R iver Sparks b ran ch vital to a farm community. swi(Iimi„g iu9Uuclors, and George Belknap, of Moro, graduate is somewhat a holiday all its iDterested iu . qu„ ic sports atudent in philo phy at the Uni­ ( By Special Correspondent) versity of Oregon, haa been ap­ being free from the glamor of the (o fy gg Red CfWg Miss Doris Howard who taught pointed Sage fellow in philosophy carnival usually imported for every ,i(e Hayerg of llfe. „ virg examiners at CurnelJ University for next year, school here the past term, visited holiday gathering held now .d a y . (o k , beir bags and it was announced by Dr. George at the W. R Kirk home a few days Rebec, head of the philosophy de­ The parade of floats, baud, I e„ lrain for Corvallis where a Red and Saturday left for her home in partment here. This is regarded as dustrjal clubs, and livestock was Life.g aviug Il)gth„te w,ll be one of the highest honors that can Yamhill couuty for a week’s visit well made op and presented. from June 8lh to 17tb be conferred upon philosophy stud­ with her parents before going to At the school bouse were the ex- ¡nclugiv# Tbjg ig ouo o, teil iucb ents, and it is usually only given grandparents’ home where she ex- after a year of residence study in hibita of the handiwork of puplie ... , , n . pects to help in the harvesting of Cornell. of the school*, and 4-H clubs. tional Red Crops will conduct Mr. Belknap, who was a journal their strawberry crop. Good, claan sports were indulged , is.-n major during the first part of . . . . . . ,, , 1 throughout the country during the The L.R .and W A Falk families in by noth young and old; here h , . . , , , , his university career, has won high . ,, ... i ; su m m er, three being scheduled for distinction iu scholarship. lie is tiio little fellows with box'ng , _ ‘ b spent Sunday afternoon at the C. L. a member of Phi Beta Kappa, shot- gloves were working furiously at the Pacific coast. Falk, Jr., home. astic society, and Sigma Delta Chi, ,b« ‘ manly a rt,’’ taere girls doing Mrs. R E.Bierly, Doris Howard, national journalism fraternity. A tractor at Wilbur, W ashington, their best to add points iu a volley L nellaand Ardella Falk motored ball game while at a m other place I put to 21 acres of grain in 4J hours, Q u estio n n a ire Show s to Albany Wednesday. on the school grounds father aud s*id ^e a uew record. Iractor A rt In terest in State John Sayer took a truck load of aou ware oppesiug oneauolher in a outfits in Montana have been run- household goods belonging to J. D. hotly contested baseball game and umg steadily for three shifts, not University of Oregon, Eugene.— Dickman, to Seattle, Washington, mother on the side lines cheering . even stopping for lunch where spare People In Oregon are interested Friday, Mr. Dickman has traded in art, it is noted as a result of a Some who live in the cities who, rivers were available. Machines survey completed by the extension his 160 acre ranch here for a 15 so profoundly pity thoee of rural [ ure getting one jump uhead of the division of the University of Ore­ acre poultry and cherry farm near gon. A questionnaire was sent re­ districts because they fear they are, weather man. Seattle. The farm machinery was cently to a number of people in­ m issing something in this life, ! terested in correspondence courses, sold at a sale Monday. A professor declares the shark asking them to list subjects they should have had tha opportunity Mr. and Mrs. J. P. Templeton to have met this happy community wav the first of our ancestors to believed should be added to courses r.ow offered, and 21 per cent of i were guests at the J. N. Hunter have a face. Ollier characteristics gathering. those replying asked for more In­ home at Holley Sunday. also appear to have bean transm it­ struction in art subjects, such as Miss Ellen Van Nice returned to Roys of the pre ent generation ted to some humans. architectural drawing, history of art, design, illustrations, interior her home in Salem a fte r having are popularly supposed to be rath- decorating and similar phases. There This is (lie season when father was a wide divergence noted in other takes a few furtive glances at the lines of study requested. This is held to be especially aig- clothing store wiutiows and then i ificaut nt this time, since it is gets the old Palm Beach pressed. planned to erect the Trince L. The greatest difficulty around a construction job is to tiud parkiug space for the laborers’ cars. C a lifo rn ia n s bent on a voca tio n are headed toward Oregon, Boys and Girls M ak es old furniture look new again I LOWE BROTHERS NKPTVNITB VARNISH STAIN flow» in to a ll the old c u lt, tcratchea and mark» and renews the beauty o f old pieces. I t stain« am i varnishes at one stroke o f the brush. And it dries overnight. Just the thing for floors and wood­ w o rk, too. Anyone can apply N ep tun ite Varnish Stain ami be sure o f good results, l u l l directions w ith every can. Stop in and get a color card. Before you pa in t, see us. Hill & Company Marvin Wallerstedt, 13 year old of Coldridge, Neb., set his own leg when it was broken in rough play and escaped being a cripple doc­ tors say. Little Jackie E o m b s, 4 years old of Hollywood, has played alvini in g role in wore than 40 motion pic­ tures. Isobel Sulbnch of T erry . N. Y , has been selected as the liest all- around Cam pfire Girl in the l u i t - ed States. Elizabuth liilueg.irde, ugrd 11, of Chicago, cam s into an estate cl ♦600,0 (0 received aft.-r her father's death for a pump enginv invented by him. ITHE BUSINESS OF GETTING WELL By Thomas ARKLE CLARK. Dean o f Men. University Illinois myself, and In what various and curt ous ways they had found relief. “It’s rheumatism th at’s the matter with you," Bland said to me. “We all get It as we grow older. Now I had the same thing. What you need Is inas sage, and then soak a red flannel cloth In turpentine and bind It about the Joint and you'll be nil right In no time. Now try It; It's simple, but ef­ fective.'• “There's a man over in Ohio who will fix you up,” Grogan suggested. “A wonderful m an ! He isn’t a doctor, but the way he can straighten out trou­ bles like yours Is amazing. You ought to see him.” “What you need,” Blake said to me —he had heard about my trouble and came a long way to see me—“is n osteopath. You know they may not be regular doctors, but they do know all about bones and joints and things. I was In an awful fix with my k n e e - worse than you are—and I Just went to an osteopath. You don’t need to tell anyone who's treating you.’’ “It’s your tonsils," the next friend suggested. “You’ll bave to have your tonsils out,*’ and the next one thought it was probably my teeth or gall­ stones, or a bad digestion which was at the root of the matter. All sorts of lotions and medicaments and appli­ ances were suggested to me, no two alike, and no two persons giving the same advice. It is a complicated business, this business of getting well, and one which every other man knows far bet­ ter than you do yourself. personal ex­ I have had too busy a life to “enjoy poor health.'' If I have not felt well at times 1 have said very little about It, have gone about ruy affairs, and the trouble has cured Itself. Not that I want to give the Impression that I do not be­ lieve In Illness—there are active germs in the world ready to pounce down and conquer the susceptible, I know, and glands and organs and curloue ap­ pendages In this complex body of ours which are sure to get out of order. I have Just been lucky. The germs have looked me over, have shaken their heads and passed on to a more savory victim. I have not often consulted a physt- clan. Occasionally I have submitted myself to his bands to be thumped and tested and examined to see that everything was working as It should. I anr told that 95 per cent or at least some high percentage of people who are III would get well whether they consult a doctor or n o t Of course, they would suffer longer and more severely, but they would finally come around. I had a slight Injury to one of my Joints a few months ago which did not yield readily to treatment, but rather grew worse. I had the most ex­ pert advice on the matter that I could get and followed i t It was the ad­ vice of sympathetic and wholly un­ selfish friends which Interested me most. X had never before suspect­ ed how many people had been In the same cltuotlon as I now found spent a week with friends and rel- Wives here. C A. Sias, pastor of the Church of Christ at Halsey, was a dinner guest at the R. E Bietly home Sunday and with them drove to Eugene where they attended the commencement exercises at the E. B. U. in the afternoon aud guests at the Sias home in the evening. The J. N. E lliott family moved to Brownsville Monday having purchased a restaurant from Mrs. B. Talbert Their place on the 0 . W. Frum farm has been taken by Mr, and Mrs. Seymour Fitzmorris from Harrisburg. Mr, and Mrs.G. J. R ike an d E » rl Ringdorf returned Thursday from a very pleasant trip which took them to Medford where Mrs. Rike attended the annual convention of the Music Teacheru Association of Oregon while Mr. Rike and Mr. Ringdorf enjoyed the beauties of the southern Oregon city. After the convention they drove to the coast reaching Winchester Bay the first day where they experienced the exhilarating sport of clam dig­ ging. A trip on a fishing boat and visiting the fish packing plant at Reedsport were enjoyed. M r.Ring­ dorf is from the East so this was very interesting to him. They re­ ported a verv nice trip. Campbell museum of fine arts on the campus at Eugene in the near future. This structure will be fi­ nanced by popular subscription, and a large part of the funds have al­ ready been subscribed. It will be one of the finest art buildings in •he United States, and will house the Murray Warner art collection as well us other art collections and tbjec ts. T E A C H E R S ’ EX A M IN A TIO N Notice is heieby given that the county superintendent of Linn coun­ ty, Oregon, will hold the regular ex­ amination ot applicants for state cer­ tificates at Albany as follows: Commencing Wednesday, June 13, 19?8. at 9:( 0 o'clock a. in . and continu­ ing until Saturday, June 16, 1928, at 4:00 o'clock p in. Wednesday Forenoon V. S. history, writing (pennian- -hipl, music, drawing. Wednesday Afternoon Physiology, reading, manual train­ ing. composition, domestic science, methods in reading, course of study for drawing, methods in arithmetic. Thursday Forenoon Do Your Cooking h«' ing a It's like M aid at no cost BEAUTY KNOCKS AT YO1 R KITCHEN BOOR I EEP that school-giri com­ K plexion" and similar slo- - 4 gans have for years been of preserving one's good looks. Strangely enough the workshop of the home— the kitchen— has been overlooked. TUSSING & TUSSING LAWYERS is offered at the low- Halsey aud Brownsville Oregon est price ever set on a range of this high quality BO BBIN G BAR BER IN G BA TH S A N D SHAMPOOING I r The Eyes of Your Family W ith o u t a T ire Care Make it a habit to buy SEIBERLING T ires here regularly. With Seiberlings and our thorough inspection your tire troubles are over and you can drive with freedom for we guarantee no trouble except that of puncture. Buy Seiberlings and Be Happy. A r r o w G arage, Electric Range Will Grace Any Kitçhen! 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Ask about our attractive rooking rate M ountain Harold Albro, Jeweler and Optometrist, ’to West First Street Albany,Ore Isn't it silly how some people think? Radios, cars, fashionable clothes BUT an out • of - date kitchen! The New H 0T P0IN T ALI.-WHITE Porcelain Enamelled Agent Hub Cleaning Works Albany Laundry Every Tuesday E. C . - 0 suggesting the wisdom and ease Halsey, Oregon The G abarre school ot New 0 :- leans boasts of I t pairs of twin*. HAVE hot had much I perience with Illness. Let Beauty in! states piU filA M IS I ► Let your o ld ra n g e' I £ help pay for the* P ower C om pany NEW