24 Hours Ends
COLDS
A“common cold" may result in grippe
or flu. At the very first sign, go to a drug
store and get a box of HILL’S. Take
promptly. HILL’S breaks up a cold in
24 hours because it does the four vital
things at once—stops the cold, checkr
the fever, opens the bowels and tones
the system. Red box, 30 cents.
OUR COMIC SECTION
'S s S S S s i *
V E R Y day find you lame, stiff and
achy? Suffer nagging backache.annoy-
¡ng headaches and dizzy spells? Are
kidney secretions too frequent, scanty or
burning?
E
Our Pet Peeve
H IL L ’S
C aacara - B r o m id e - Q u in in e
Sluggish kidneys allow poisons
to remain in the blood and upset
the whole system.
^0. '
Quickly Relieves
Rheumatic Pains
7
Ni^C/ik 1 Ooan i Pills, a stimulant diure-
/ /
«1 qjf A
increase the secretion of the
Jr .
. *7 IW w » kidneys and thus aid in the
elimination of waste impurities. Are recommended every
where. Ask your neighbor!
T o -P A y
Doan’s Pills
12 Day»’ Free Trial
To get relief when pain tortured
Joints and muscles keep you In con
stant misery rub on Joint-Ease.
It is quickly absorbed and you can
rub It In often and expect results
more speedily. Get It at any drug
gist In America.
Use Joint-Ease for sciatica, lum
bago, sore, lame muscles, lame back
chest colds, sore nostrils and burn
ing, aching feet. Only 60 cents. It
penetrates.
V
Mayor Thompson of Chicago, con
gratulated on the 65 per cent crime re
duction that he effected In three
| months, laughed nnd nnswered:
“ Why, boy. It’s enough to make us
all as conceited as the tllra star. Isn’t
I It?
"A millionaire, you know, married
n film star, and he found he could
never drag her away from the looking
glass. There she'd sit, hour after
hour, day after day, looking at her
self. ’Gosh,' he said one night, ’stop
looking nt yourself, for goodness'
sake. If I was as conceited as yon
| are I’d—’
“But the film star Interrupted him.
“ 'I’m not conceited!’ she shrieked.
Me conceited I Why, I don’t think
I'm half ns beautiful as I really am.” '
—Detroit Free Press.
Joint-Ease
LEONARD
EAR OIL
deafness
Á tA U J)ruggiste
CCWWtetit, W. K P )
Garfield Tea
Fortor-Milbum Co., M fj. Chemirt», Buffalo, N . V.
Small Wonder Charge
SC H O O L FO R M EN
TnWa, 1« BUSINESS. TRADES w FSOFESSIONS
Made Her Indignant
E nroll an y tim e . Kent) for lilv r s tu r e .
n am e and A ddress for 12
r i \ E , E , , i a y tria l tu b e to p ope L ab ora
to ries, D e s k 3, H a llo w e ll, Maine.
^
A S tim u lan t Diuretic to the K idneys
At all dealara, 60c a hoi.
F IN N E Y O F T H E FO R C E
“First Aid—Home
Remedy Week” Coming
F inney Substitutes Successfully
Was Your
Grandmother’s Remedy
O R EG O N IN S T IT U T E
i . M . V . A. B ld g .
OF T E C H N O L O O Y
F o r t b t n d .O r
S m a ll I n v e s tm e n t In M ir e e L i f e In c o m «
FIG FARMS IN ARIZONA
SUNSHINE AND OPPORTUNITY
G reat C oolirigt D am Irrlg a tlo a D istric t
S m all In v ea tm en t— F iv e Year« to P a y B a ra
a FIG FARM From u IteNponaibla
nnd F u lly ITiiaitretl C om pany
(C o n serv a tiv e e s tim a te s o f retu rn s)
INCOM K SECO ND Y E A R ___ 8100 per acre
IN< «»ME T H IR D YEA R
8250 per acre
INCOME F O l’RTH Y E A R ___ 86 '0 per a cr e
INC« »ME F IF T H Y E A R ........... 8758 p e r acre
( In.T easin g rn p klly u n til tree« m u ture)
T h ree y ea rs ca re w ith o u t ex tr a co st and
a fte r th ird y ear fa rm eared for and crop
m ark eted on p erc en ta g e basis If desired.
MARKET UNLIMITED
F u rth er p a rtic u la rs from
K.
I J L I . I F . (Hi N O R T H ( I I I R ( I I
T IT B O N . A R IZ O N A
P A R K E R ’S
H A IR B A L S A M
Bemoves Dandruff Rto|t«H slrPaU |M
R e s to re s C o lo r a n d
B e a u ty to G r a y a n d F a d e d H a h
8i "Oat I>ruifk’t»u.
H • « 1 ■ u » . i >i. » h N y
n ik
I
FLORESTON SHAMPOO—Iiteil for n u In
uith Vurk<-r s Hair Balaam. M akestha
The National Association of Retail connection
hair soft and fluffy. 50 cents by mall or at drug>
Druggists is urging greater advertis sists. llisco x Chemical Works, Patchogue, N. Y.
ing publicity for “First Aid—Home
Remedy Week,” fixed for March 18-
24. This "sales baby,” dedicated to
the druggists of America by Sterling
RELIEVED
Products (Incorporated) Is seven
. . . QUICKLY
years old this month. It has scored
Carter’s little Liver PHIs
six successive triumphs, and Secre
Purely Vegetable Laxative
tary Samuel C. Ilenry, In urging the
move th e b o w e l« fre e fr o m
general adoption of the nutlonal
P * in a n d u n p le a s a n t a fte r
effects. T h e y re lie v e th e s ystem o f c o n s r ip ^
slogan, “Fill T hat Medicine Chest
ih»n pois o n s w h ic h m a n y tim e s causa a «‘ »nr
Now,” sa y s: “Unprepnredness Is sel
a n d acid c o n d itio n I n th e s ys te m . R e m e m b e r
th e y a re a d o c to r ’ s p r e s c r ip tio n e n d c a n b e
dom, If ever, due to willful neglect,
g iv e n w it h a b s o lu te c o n fid e n c e t o a n y b o d y .
A l l D ru g g is ts 2 5 c a n d 7 5 c R a d P ackages*
but generally attributable to thought
lessness or lnck of foresight.”
CARTER’S ESi PILLS
With the nld of "Little Johnny Ad
vertising,” the sponsors of this na
L e st a n d Less
tional merchandising campaign, which
Is really a drive against needless suf
Mrs. Christine Frederick of New
fering, hope to induce householders York, author of the epigram, “Tha
I to be better able to cope with sudden woman of today Is no longer a cook,
Illness and unforeseen accident.
she's n can-opener,” was talking
about modern fashions.
“We older people complain about
New Jail
Ralph Clark, uge six. accompanied them," she said* “and yet we have
his father to Indianapolis recently. less and less to complain about every
They entered the city on Road »1 and year. Where It’s going to stop—“
Mrs. Frederick shrugged, then sha
were driving along the cunul toward
continued:
Meridian street.
“A young girl went Into her moth
The steel frame of one of the new
I buildings at Fairview attracted Ralph's e r’s bedroom the other evening and
I attention nnd lie said to Ills father: growled:
“ ‘Fin dining downtown tonight, and
I "Look, daddy 1 I guess they are build
ing a new Jail. It takes n big one I can t find my new dinner gown any
for Indianupolis, don't it, dad?"—In where.’
’“ Look again, dear,’ her mother
llanapolis News.
said. 'Maybe you've got It on.’ "
BILIOUSNESS
For every stomach
und Intestinal UL
This good old-fash-
toned herb home
remedy for consti
pation, stomach Ills
and other derange
ments of the sys
tem so prevalent these days Is in even
greater favor as a family medicine
than In your grandmother’s day.
Are You Listening In?
The 8UN8MT-DYTINT Singers are broad
casting a program of original songs, duet*
?.n<l .
over Columbia Nation-wide
Radio Htation* at 6 80 p. m every Thursday
L'we) bvgtnningThursday. M archi
•6.U00 Prise Content for uners of BUI-------
and DYTIN'l Is now in fu ll swing. Prises
announced at each broadcasting from 16
Radio Stations.
m)t BUx* BCK8HT
I’YB» *nd DY TINT (the new 10c Tint) write
and let us know.
Send 8c stam p for ’ COLOR NKW8,” a new
4 paae 4-oolor publication—It contains fu ll
particulars of this Interesting contest.
Remember: BL’NSHT DYM8 and DYTINT
should be In every home where people lore
eolor. Write today J Address Dept R.
N orth A m e r ica n D y e C orporation
M t. V ernon, N .Y .
P IS O S
./» 'c o u ç h s
No Such Combination
Q m c À R o l i e f ! A p lea s an t, effe ctive
• w u p — 3 5 c a n d 6 0 « rite s. A n d a x -
t e m a l l y . use P IS i Y S T h r o a t a a d
“I want a servant girl who is hon
est, sober, Indust -lous, nnd neat.”
"Then, madam, you had better take
four."
Chest Salve, 35c.
Jokes nre like nuts—the drier they
are the better they crack.
It Is much easier to be critical than
to he correct.
For Wounds and Sores
T r y H A N F O R D ’S
B a ls a m o f M yrrh
to
year nsasg tor tbs
F rg k ritU if sot m i r i
A ll Right W ith Her
In the campaign to obtain the 1928
Republican national convention for
Kansas City this year, Arthur Hard
grave, president of the chnmber of
commerce, sent messages to members
of the National Republican committee,
asking suggestions.
Through an error one was sent to
Mrs. Frances O. Farley of Wichita,
L‘emocratlc commltteewoman for Kan
sas.
This wag her reply:
“Acknowledging receipt of your wire
of the 24th. Respectfully advlre that
It will be all right with me If the Re
publican party falls to bold a national
convention thia -year.”—Kansas City
Star.
C olds C ost M oney
T H E FEATHERHEADS
Felix W as Coaching Freddy—
SAY “ B A Y E R A S P IR IN "
and
IN SIST I
Proved safe by millions and prescribed by physicians for
Colds
Pain
Headache
Neuralgia
Neuritis
Toothache
Lumbago
Rheumatism
I DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART |
/ r to to /tT M to / that •
n tfe r o r /r o m colds lose*
“ Rayer’’ package
which contains proven directions.
t h r t day»' ftm a f r o m
• o r * tn a pear.
FORTIFY
YOURSELF
AGAINST
COLDS,
GRIPPE
Tone off
y o tn U d y
KUh
DR. PIERCE’S
GOLDEN MEDICAL
DISCOVERY
A D D m U n. Liquid m T .U ,« .
w . N. u , PORTLAND, NO. 10-182»
8T^
Amirta la tX. u .a. —„rt
of
H l J v ’ Bayer” boxes of 12 tablets
At.-, bottle« of 24 ao<l 100—Druggists.
Barar Manafa.tar. ot NoooMeUcartlMt.r of BatlartkaeM
C are F or Your H air
W ith Cuticura Soap
A nd C uticura O intm ent. Before
sh a m p o o in g anoint the scalp with
Cuticura O intm ent, letting It remain
on over night w h en possible. T hen
shampoo w ith a suds of Cuticura Soap
and w arm w ater. Rinse thoroughly. A
cle«':, healthy acalp m eans good hair.
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