OUR COMIC SECTION
Have Kidneys
Examined By
Your Doctor
OTOTOUTlt
B u ild in c
• »«It» to Wash Kldnaya
Back Palna You or Bladder
Jack Frost, Decorator
on To P of a Pio F lof f
t he hope of the sm all com m unity
| lies in its e sc ap e from th e u n d e n t, re-
| sp e c ta b le lies ab o u t life, and In fac-
, lug intellig en tly Its own m oral uud
in tellectu al problem s, even ns It has
faced Its own p ra ctic a l problem s.
W hen hum an beings th in k us clearly
about th e ir social org an izatio n ns they
do ubout th e ir fa rm m achinery, the
day of d rift to the thougldess cities
will be over."
So said Jo sep h K. H a rt, U niversity
of W isconsin, ad d ressin g the ru ra l d e
p a rtm e n t of th e W isconsin T ea ch e rs’
association, l i e discussed th e future
of A m erica’s sm all com m unities.
“I f o u r sm all com m unities could be
com e c e n te rs o f u ctu al in te rest, peo
pie w ould not cure to live elsewhere,*'
he said.
“C om m unity In tere st cornee of a c
tu a l conditions. T h ere m ust be Inter
hete 's a
?OOL OF WATER PCWN MERE 'N
A FO REST OVER T B E R & -
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F lu sh y o u r kidneys by d rin k in g n
q u a rt o f w a te r eac h duy, also ta k e
s a lts occasionally, sa y s a n o ted a u
th o rity . w ho te lls u s th a t too m uch
rich food fo rm s a cid s w hich alm ost
p a ra ly se th e kidneys In th e ir efforts
to expel It from th e blood. T hey be
com e sluggish nnd w e a k e n ; th en you
m ay su ffer w ith n dull m isery in th e
kidney region, sh a rp p a in s In th e back
o r sick heuduche, dizziness, y our
stom ach sours, tongue Is coated, ami
w hen th e w e a th e r is bud you h ave
rh e u m a tic tw inges. T h e u rin e g ets
cloudy, full o f sedim ent, th e c h an n e ls
o ften g et so re nnd Irrita te d , obliging
you to seek re lie f tw o o r th re e tim es
du rin g th e night.
T o help n e u tra liz e th e se Irrita tin g
acids, to help cle an se th e kidneys
and flush off th e body's u rin o u s w a ste
get fo u r ounces o f J a d S a lts from any
p h a rm a cy h e r e ; ta k e a tablespoonful
In a g lass o f w a te r b e fo re b re a k fa st
fo r a few days, and y o u r kidneys m ay
then a c t flue. T h is fam o u s sa lts Is
m ade from th e acid o f g ra p es and
C a rp B ro k e W in d o w
W hen tw o policem en of W ilm lng
ton, Del., h e ard the c rash of falling
g lass they expected to And an Intrud
e r In a fish sto re th ere , but when
they a rriv e d on th e scene they saw
n o thing hut sh u tte re d p late g lass and
a nine-pound c arp lying <,n the pave
m ent. Ben W’e ln tru u t, th e ow ner of
th e store, exp lain ed th e mishap bv
suylng (h at he had tak e n th e c arp
from a tan k and w as a w aitin g th e a r
rival o f a rabbi to kill th e flab. when
th e c arp , f ra n tic in Its stru g g les to
seek w ater, gave a m ighty flap of Its
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IF STUDS’ W ould T
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PLAYiMG 6C ID G E .
I MIÔHT DO IT
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MR FEATUFRHfAD-
SbULL FINO THAT
BRID6E G COW S ?
OM YOU ¿ s '
B e tte r a five room hom e w ith some
built-in f u rn itu re to double th e se rv
ice of each room and have It u well
built borne th an an eight-room house
which Is continually culling for re
pairs.
B e tte r a home th a t Is well w ithin
| y our Income, even if It doesn't pul up
such u p re te n tio u s uppearance, than
one w hich keeps all (he fam ily mem
bcrs scrim ping a n d gglng w ithout.
It Is fun econom izing to own your
home. To a c e rta in point you a re
Im bued w ith a sense of th rift and
proud o f It. But don't p ass the “com
fo rt” point too fur. You may get Im
m ured in th e bog of disg u st over the
w hole proposition and c lu n k It over
before you have really given it a fair
tria l.
Feel a Cold Com ing On.
ve IlK O M O Q t ' I N I N E T n b -
o ff th e C o ld nnd to f o r t if y
a g a in s t nn a t t a c k o f G rlD
10c.— A d v .
N o t H ia F a u lt
B e au tifu l—o f course no town really Is
so ex tre m e as th a t—th ere Is no re a
son why It should not Insist on Its
citizens m aking th e ir g a rd en s a ttr a c
live w ith flow ers ra th e r th an leaving
All tilings m ay he possible,
them in a s ta te o f deso late neglect.
can a bald beaded su ito r tell
It m ay possibly be th a t B lackpool w ould dye for her?
has not forgotten the Im portance of
m aking th e town p lea sa n t for visitors.
But people who grow flowers nt all
a re likely goon to grow them for tlielr
own s a k e ; Indeed, a m odern law giver
m ight do m ore th an Insist upon uni
versal flower-grow ing as a m eans not
only of sp read in g beauty, but of Ini
tnnnlzlng the grow ers. T h e re a fte r the
Influence of the flow er-grow ers m ight
be b rought to b ear on m any m unirl
pal problem s. A city of flower lovers
and flower grow ers would he a d l y of
rebels ag ain st ugliness In all Its m any
f o r m s —M anchester (E ng.) G u a r d i« .,
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INFLAM ED LIDS
I t Increase! the Irritatlun.
M IT C H E L L
EYK
SALVE, • simple, de
pendable,
safe r-tn®dy.
at all druggists.
M a il k MafUl, »ew T„rfc ( hr
S io rm -D a m a g e d A u lo a
A n um ber of a utom obiles cau g h t on
th e M erldan (K an.) road d u rin g a
w ind and sa n d sto rm w ere badly dam
aged.
T h e wind h urled sa n d a n d
gravel a g ain st th e w indshields, c u t
ting so m any liny nicks on them th a t
It w as Im possible to r Hie d riv e rs to
see. At the sam e tim e Hie sa n d cut
inm'h o f the paint from Hie cars.
C h a n g e o f V ie w p o in t
"You used to be nn a ltru is tic Ideal-
‘l.lfe looks all d ifferent. I
*n serving on th e g ra n d Jury
iple of w.-eks. ’— W ashington
D emand
Isn’t T hat Like a Frosh?’
WHAT was O u C.
FRESHMAN XSXlNG-
S b u SteSEAMT 2
Children Cry for
M u c h A lik e
“ S om etim es I get to thin k in g nboul
the folks In o th e r tow ns w here I have
been," said old R iley Rezzldew . “T hey
Just p u tte r aro u n d a t tlie lr tasks, brag
glng how they put It all over eo-and
so, re la tin g th e ir sym ptom s, try in g to
get ah ea d o f the o th e r feller, etc.
H ere In I'etu r.la we a re a rre stin g and
g e ttin g arrested, se ttin g out In the
public sq u are, cussing th e legislature,
and (be like. Just about like all o th er
tow ns, lilg and little. But of course
B etunla Is the biggest little town any
w heres a ro u n d ."— K a n sa s Cltv S ta r
M other—N ever let me c atch you at
the Jam again, IVHIIe.
W illie— I trie d not to let you cutcli
me th is tim e. —S tra y S tories.
FINNEY OF TH E FORCE
wouitl give h e r baby som ething she
did not know w as p e rfe c tly h arm less,
esp ecially w hen a few d ro p s o f p lain
C aatorla w ill rig h t a baby’a sto m ach
a n d end alm o st a n y little III. F r e tf u l
ness a n d fever, too ; It se e m s no tim e
u n til e v ery th in g Is serene.
T h a t’s the b e a u ty of C a a to r la ; lta
g e n tle Influence seem s Ju st w h a t Is
needed. I t does nil th a t c a s to r oil
m ight accom plish, w ith o u t shock to
the system . W ith o u t th e evil ta ste .
It's d elicious! B ein g p u re ly vegeta-
uble, you can give It us o ften a s
th e re 's u sign of c o lic ; c o n s tip a tio n ;
d ia r r h e a ; o r need to a id sound, n a t
u ra l sleep.
J u s t one w a rtd n g : It Is genuine
F le tc h e r’s C a ato rla th a t p h y sic ia n s
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YES INDEED
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F B L ty , IT G P O W S
W O R SE A N D
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that way about it ,
BABY
Bothers
ANO StE THERE APE A LOT ÔF TOÊÊ5
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The
~ T he BLAMS QHUMP 1
ASkS M t IF TUECÇ
WAS A POLISH COPPE
O n VtE fQCCC /
S tru c tu re d P ro b a b le L ife
D eterm in atio n of the av erag e use
ful life p ra ctic a lly to be e xpected for
buildings of every principal type Is
the purpose of an Investigation |s-ing
m ade by the N ational A ssociation of
Heal E s ta te Boards.
T he work is being c a rrie d on a t the
request of th e U nited S ta te s bureau
of Internal revenue. T h e bu reau 1«
seeking th u s to ol.tuln d a ta which
may be used In d eterm ining the rules
to lie follow ed In com puting the de
p re d a tio n a n d obsolescence o f real
e s ta te Im provem ents a s allow ed tin
<ler the Incom e-tax law.
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W h e re H o m e O w n e r Counta
G en erally th e re Is little Inclination
to qu estio n th e sta te m en t th a t the
hom e ow ner Is th e best citizen. T h ere
a re m any re aso n s why he should be.
C hief am ong them p e rh a p s Is the
g re a te r In terest he n a tu ra lly tak e s
In the affa irs of Ids com m unity.
And Just as he d isp lay s an Inter
est In his city so may he lie e x |x r t
ed In nn even larg e r p ro portion to
evince th e sam e In tere st In his borne
In seeing th a t It la kepi in repair, the
grounds In o rder, th e shrubbery
rim m ed,
the
whole ensem ble a
•ource of pride.
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knows Aspirin as an effective antidote for
iw tin! rrrtant to know that there i t only one
nn. The name Bayer is on every tablet, and
lys Bayer, it’s genuine; and if it doesn’t, it is
: dispelled by Bayer Aspirin. So are colds,
>es w ith them; even neuralgia, neuritis, and
y relieved. Get Bayer—at any drugstore—
F ire -R e a ia ta n t G a ra g e a
T h e built-in garag e cun lie lumi«
re sista n t, and on every such Joli
•Milder sh o u ld m ake su re th at I.
»lug the work Hie right way.
rsicians prescribe Bayer Aspi
it does NOT affect the heart