OUR COMIC SECTION THE FEATHERHEADS ' NINA STAV e Q ANO GEORGE AQE COMiNO- OVeQ fcNtGUT.DEAO; / f Low Bridge W H AT f ! , \ THOSE B o o e s . ' \ OUT o f O NE HUNDRED AND T e n million q T heb PEOPLE IN THIS GREAT. . LAND / - • Tue ST a VERS l ' ' HELLO G EO R G E -. \ G LAD IO SEE ŸUH.'- / y s h - n in X s \ / B een raisin ' n e o \ j l ABOUT 0 0 ft. N O T iGLADJUH CUD COMÍ l e a r n in g to p l a v A B R ID G E AND ’NE" KNEW VoO B O G S // —A COULD ItA C M OS f WW WEH M NOW FELiY- YOOJE BEEN CRABBING ALL \ ■EEK ABOJT ALWAS'S HAVING T ö PLA7 BRIDGE AND TOO KNOW WE SI9VE D O N T W A V - 1 TUtNK 'T WAS THOUSHTtOL OF MEÿ z f OH WELL-A S \ long a s we do nt ’ HAVE To STAGGER^ T hro THAT g a m e / IM \ B R ID G E D To y death / ✓ / NOW LETS S E E - Mw S ao spades WF16 höher T han cl o e s - X spared THAT club isn ' t T hat MV thick ^ o m m u n ik j More than 100.000 p ilg rim s made the to rtu o u s c lim b to the sum m it o f the holy m ountain, Croach P a tric k , near Aghagower, Mayo, Ireland, to v is it the spot where St. P a tric k wrestled -U) days and ulghts w ith Satan before d riv ­ ing out the snukea. The p ilg rim s Included Irishm e n from Several Reasons for a ll over the w orld, to whom the spot, Vitality of Village 2,150 feet above sea level. Is hallowed, N ear large cities, o f course, rea l es­ not only because o f the sa in t but be­ ta te subdivisions In fla te the lit t le set­ cause It has been the scene o f annual tlem ents, and they grow out o f a ll pilgrim ages ever since th e F ifth cen­ recognition o f th e ir fo rm e r selves, go­ tu ry . in g w e ll along the way to becoming A ll good Irishm en know, say the i citie s themselves. B u t fu rth e r away pilg rim s, th a t St. P a tric k received the c o n trib u tin g fa cto rs to continued three prom ises: (1) T h a t every one i existence are some extrem ely modern doing penance, even In the last hour, developm ents w h ich one would hardly should not be condemned to h e ll; (2) ' suspect. T he c o u n try depends upon th a t barbarians should never conquer the a u to m o b ile ; the c o u n try people C h ris tia n s aud, (3) th a t the sea w ill ! learn th a t I t can take them away cover Ire la n d seven yeura before ■ fro m th e ir Iso la tio n nnd p rovide th u t doomsday. [ te m p o ra ry escape so necessary to a In 1010, Pope Paul V Issued u special j tra n q u il existence. V ery w ell, then, Indulgence to Croagh P a tric k p ilg rim s i w h a t need to move aw uy perm anently anil Iris h h is to ry te lls o f annual p il­ fro m a fa m ilia r uud pleasant locution. grim ages since 1113, when 30 p ilg rim s where the fa m ily fit co m fo rta bly set- perished In a jo u rn e y to the m ountain j tied? I f they wish to go anyw here d u rin g a thunderstorm . fo r a change there Is the cur. Then, o f course, ra d io Is u u other in Youth Not Only Time fluence, fo r it b rings to the o u tly in g d is tric ts a fu ll meusure o f e n te rta in to Absorb Learning j m ent, In fo rm a tio n w hich sometimes The old udage, "Y ou c a n 't teach an i bus its m onetary value, and also a bit old dog new tric k s ," has been shat­ j o f th a t so p h istica tion th a t is most tered as the result o f recent psycho­ prized o f a ll. E le c tric m achinery both logical and educational experim ents, 1« the home und in the fa rm buildings believes Dr. Charles W. H u n t, dean of makes existence more pleasant and the Cleveland School o f Education. less arduous, aud th e telephone con “ Nobody is too old to le a rn ,” Doctor nects frie n d s und relatives. H unt says. “ Modern psychology has T u k ln g these things Into account, given emphasis to th is fa ct through 1 the v ita lity o f the villu g e Is not experim ents w hich prove th a t the sea­ j puzzling. I t has su rvived the era of soned mind o f the a d u lt Is more effec­ change and mustered a d iffic u lt sltua tive than the eallow m ind o f youth. tlo n by adopting the change» Its e lf In The conclusion changes the whole as­ Head o f resisting p ro c e s s . The pect o f adult education.” U nited States is s t ill fu ii o f sm all D octor H unt says th a t the experi­ towns, and It is safe to p re d ict that ment« have exploded the notion o f W it- tld s fo rtu n a te circum stance w ill con­ Hum James, who said that Ideas gained tin u e in force fo r many generations by men before they are tw e n ty five are to come.— P h iladelphia Record. v irtu a lly the only Ideas they have FINNEY OF THE FORCE AH.MRS. OHfACN-AM 01 SAW VER LAAD ON THE btraat T he oTure da v - 01 HARDlV KWEU) HIN) WITH HIS EUZ2V HAT AN' FLORIN T iE ; Putting an A rt Education to Work ifS AN ûûlisT, D INNS' iS .M iS TH E Q FlN N E V j ISNT THAT GCAAND NOW I - 01 RAVMIM6EQ whin rat o h e a b m was w o c r k in ’ a l l HOURS TO S A V E . P E » the e v e s \. SCH O O LIN' > Driveways and Walks A dd to Home Beauty Perhaps there ts n o thing tliu t lends more to ttie appearance o f the sur roundings o f a home than neat, a rtis ­ tic a lly placed w a lks and drivew ays. C a re fu l thought given to th e ir ((lac­ ing and arrangem ent a t the tim e they are b u ilt w ill more than repay the owner In the u ttra ctlve n e ss they w ill add to the e x te rio r o f the home. E v­ e ry law n offers a v a rie ty o f p o sslb lli ties In location and arrangem ent. L ik e streets und highways, walks and drivew ays m ust be designed to meet the needs o f those who use them W h ile It Is generally desirable to have them tu ke the most d ire c t route, pleas­ in g effects can o fte n be obtained by the use o f g ra ce fu l curves. It Is fo lly to destroy a fine tree because It hap­ pens to be in lin e w ith the route of the w u lk o f d riv e w a y ; a graceful curve around the tree does not Incon­ venience anyone nnd It w ill add to the beauty o f the home surroundings. O fte n such curves can he arranged so th a t the garage Is p a rtia lly hidden behind a clum p o f trees o r hushes. In b u ild in g such curves» provielon must be made fo r th e g ro w th o f the tree to prevent It fro m raisin g o r cruckln, the concrete. B Q iD fiiTS MAYJNEV T o S in d D lN N V T o P A C iS AN N E W lt f c K .B t f r 'S lt t S .f f , I lr * Mt'S GOT A s lo o io t» up es the cotiEG F i uHtee hc paints c a r - 4 TfcUOONS ON T h e - through th e ir lives. A b ility to learn. Doctor H unt holds. Increases u n til about the age o f tw en­ ty, hut the decline Is graduul even a fte r fifty . Life Unendurable on South Pacific Island Loneliness and cockroaches made life alm ost unbearable fo r v is ito rs to W illis Island, In the south Pacific, ac­ cording to J. Itadlc, m eteorologist, <1 V lucent and It. J. Inglis, wireless oper­ ators, who a rriv e d recently nt Sydney. N. S. W „ a fte r a six m ouths’ sojourn there. Since the m eteorological and wireless stations were established six years ago, much valuable w ork hud been accomplished, p a rtic u la rly In re­ gard to upper a ir research. The ob­ ject o f tlie sta tio n was to w arn ship­ ping o f Impending cyclones, uud In th is res|iect rem arkable results had been achieved. P ra c tic a lly devoid o f vege­ ta tio n, the Island Is -PHI yards long and -’(*• wide. C lim a tic co n d itio ns do not IMTtnlt o f c u ltiv a tio n , and the Inhab­ ita n ts are compelled Io live on canned foods. Sen b ird s' eggs are occasionally utilized. T ° C u re a C o ld in one D a y T a k e L a x a tiv e BROMO Q U IN IN E T ab - . .1’he S a fe and P ro v en R em edy. L ook fo r s ig n a tu r e o f E. W. G rove on th e box. 30c.— A dv. T he permanence o f the modern M e a s u re d by E le c tric ity home Is Just as Im p o rta n t as tlie per­ Science has learned th a t the u ltra ­ manence o f a ll o th e r buildings, yet vio le t rays In su n lig h t are beneflelsl ! you seldom find anyone as much con­ In c u rin g various sorts o f human a ll cerned about the d u ra b ility o f the ma- meats. But since Ih e lr wave-lengths I te rla ls th a t go In to homes ns about are so short ns to make th is lig h t In I those th a t go In to schools, hospitals, visible, thi-re has been great d iffic u lty office stru c tu re s und the like . The In d e te rm in in g how much o f th is lig h t mere fa ct o f difference In size o f the there was In sunshine from day to I build in g s seems to have made a d if ­ day o r from hour to hour even though ference. in the pu tilie m ind. Yet homes I the sunshine appeared u n ifo rm An are everyw here acknowledged to he e le ctrica l radiom eter has been tier the b u lw u rk s o f thp c o u n try , nnd the I fected by Doctor P e ttit, a governm ent type and num ber o f homes are usually scientist, w o rkin g nt the solar oh taken as a good c rite rio n o f the sta servatory In Pasadena ( ’ i l l f T h is b lllty and p ro s p e rity o f n population makes a w ritte n record every dnv o f the u ltra vio le t content o f s u n lig h t T his det Ice Is coming Into use hv low Z o n in g G a in in g F a v o r p lta ls w here the c u ra tiv e value o f sun Am ong o u tstan d in g achievem ents o f shine Is used. the la s t y e a r o r recent years, says the Kansas C ity Tim es, are the passing o f B e tte r In v e s tm e n t enabling acts In m ore than a score of When John D was a kid. which states w hich legalize zoning In citie s and to w n s ; the decision o f the U nited was a long tim e ago, he wanted a dog. Ilfs fa lh e r. to test the la d ’s desire, States Supreme co u rt which estab suld one d n y : "John If I were Io give llshed, In a d e fin ite Bnd comprehen give way, the c o n s titu tio n a lity o f rou a hundred d o lla rs to buy a dog zo n in g ; the g ro w th o f the regional w ould yon sta-nd It a ll for a dog or p la n n in g Idea, and notable progress In put some In the hank?" “ W e ll." rep lied the precorlnus Jtdm several la rge citie s In the actual c a r­ ry in g out o f zoning nnd p lanning p ro ­ (>.. " I f yon leave It to t ie. I ’ll tuty one visions. hundred dogs fo r a d o lla r a|iiece.“ — Ext hnnge K e e p W o o d w o rk P a :n te d F ah ' that A in T A l l J - " it T o ok a l l a v a u m t No vt B u il d m c j B u ild P e rm a n e n t H o m e vÿ.catgrn Newspaper Union I Irish Holy Mountain Scene of Pilgrimage T he home ow ner who remembers th a t unprotected wood weathers an*1 decays, protects It by keeping It w ell painted a t every p o in t The tough fle xib le w a te rp ro o f film w hich <<«><] p a in t fo rm s over wood Is a needed p ro te ctio n , rew ard in g the home own er by value and appearance m ain I talned over a long period o f years. I K s T J O O D tN iS S LIC K E R ' m ore G as Sourness, Dizzinecs Heartburn or Distress after eating or drinking Not a laxative but a tested sure relief for digestive dis­ orders of the stomach and bowels. Perfectly harm less and pleasant to take. N o rm a lis e » D ig e s tio n an J S w eeten» the B re a th B ell - a n s Hot water Sure Relief » ANS FOR INDIGESTION 2 5 * AND 7 5 * PACKAGES EVERYWHERE F irs t Business Man -lly tlie way, my grandson w orks at yo u r office. Second Same— Yes. I remember h« went to yo u r fu n e ra l last Wednesday. — M ontreal Star. Coughs and Co!ds fi® « “ ? 1 * " n o y ln r , but d a n g e r o u i It n ot a tte n d e d to a t o n ce th ey ma' d e v e lo p Into s e r io u s a ilm en t. B oschee’s Syrup Is s o o th in g »nil h e a lin g In s u c h c a se s , and haa b een u se d for s lx ty -u n i. y e a rs! • I>c an d 90c b o ttle s. Huy It at your d ru g M ore. O. o . G reen . Inc.. W ood b u ry, H A IR BALSAM motcslNutdruif NtnpaHali Falling R estore« C o lo r and B e a u ty to G r a y a n d F a d e d H a ir ft«»- a m i U l » f . X « 1,» til |l B0 a t I »t u,.-,- i s i i . 1 »1, - He. W ks A P ill lu iig b engineer o t the West ingllotise <-oui|Htll> lo ir Invented a red im lrit w lilc h tu rn s black til a f e m i a - r a lu re of Ifst d< g reet F a tire n le tl The p a itit Is for list- near ts-arins and iHiter p a rts ot ruat-hlnery w lilc h sometimes run tint to tlie d trln ie tlt ot e tpifpllicnt As tlie m etal < a n eaWerfcU I . rUeaU rear aeser ler ike first bat t to it >•( sailed O i l . K H Y A I . T V A< K K U . K I I . a r t K e v in - H u n - burst Held. M o n ta n a , te r m « ISO iH « h e a c h • 100 pun haaod. balance 6 |1< lim ia U m i n t« payable e ac h c o m p le tio n p r o d u c ln * p a y l n * well. A d d re e a A I I . C a m p b e ll, O lln io n t. M o n t, EYES r bl o í ..h ti? iñ a a rra , r id in.’rT iub. • h ' i U ftia lb . M i t o , IJ Eye S-lva rrrnnvaa Irnfa* Won. re.tucoa iiillanimai. -n. • m U m « pain. WALT. A BVOVVT. S om ew h at M ix e d U p “ llo w did the wedding go o ff? " “ Fine— u n til the parson asked the b ride If s lic ’d obey her husband." “ W hat h iipia-lieil then?" "She replied, ‘ Do yon th in k Pin crazy?' and the groom, who wns In a sort o f daze. said. "I d o .'" G arfield T ea W as Y our G rand m o ther’ s Rem edy F o r every stomach and In te s tin a l IIL T h is good old-fasb- /»vl lim ed herb home rem edy fo r co n stl- CY, ^ 2 3 f i t - . u pa llo tt, stomach Ills nnd o th e r derange- tnents o f th e sys­ tem so p re va le n t these days Is In even g re a te r fa v o r aa a fa m ily m edicine th a n In y o u r grandm other's day. P la y e d S ale The house had been rn |ild ly b u ilt nnd tircupied. “ Do you find the place eoiu forta h le a nil siitist ant Ini I y b u ilt? ” asked the la n d lo rd when he enlleu "W e ll “ said the tenant, “ I a lw a ys go outside to snetize."- London T it - Bits. Favorit«* rrme < l» f« .r t h r e « S líve STAFFORD 3 «« nrratlona f.«r ' “ ' ‘J V , Uto. U TAR Coi ■ all a u n r ir t “ fYor* Fence F ra m e * H ouse T o the M rtlB tlr eye n home 1» a pic fo re w ith the house re tlie center nt Intercut, «round which group In plena Ing com position, theme o ther element» th a t create an atmoaphere o f restfu ih a rm and quiet p rivacy. ) FOP COLDS SC H O O L FO R M EN Tralal < I« BU5IMM. THADef «, PltOt EJSIOSl Enroll any liuja. ►end for hterMture. O R raO M INSTITU TE OF TECHNOLOGY k. Al.C. A. lUdg. i'ortiAisd,< Jregoa W. N. U., F O R T L A N D , NO. 53-1927. S avin g Trees an d Shrubs W hen b u ild in g a home It Is a d v ls able to make the co n tra c to r restant slide fo r trees and shrubs you wish saved. T h is m ay tie done hy Iriclud Ing s statem ent concerning them In the general co n ditions o f yo u r con tra c t w V FLORFSTON SHAM POO-M eal for neo in connection with Park* r'« Hair Ba earn. Make«the hair soft and Huffy. 60 cents by mall or at drug- kib U l Uiecux Chemical Works, Patchogue, N. 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