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K e e p fo u r B u tte r
U n if o r m a n d
Hold Your Customers
Don't wait for your customers
to complain about the vanable
color of your butter. Keep your
butter that golden June color
everybody likes by putting a
few drops of Dandelion Butter
Color into the chum. It is purely
vegetable, wholesome and ab­
solutely tasteless. It meets all
State and National Food laws
All large creameries have used
Dandelion B u tte r Color for
years. It does not col­
or buttermilk.You can
;et the large bottles / ■"jt*
or 35c from all drug I
or grocery stores
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Young Divine Had Not
Caught On to Signals
Bishop Dickey said In a willy after
dinner speech in W aco:
“fh u rc h coughing .» usually con
demned, hut I rather like It
“Perhaps you know the story of the
theater owner who went to sleep
while a play was being read Io Idin,
and when the playwright woke him
up and said reproachfully lhal he had
been reading his play In Hit expecta­
tion of some valuable criticism, the
theater owner yawned and smiled aud
said sleep wus a criticism.
“By the same token, a young divine
said Irritably one Sunday to bis sex
to n :
“ “The congregation's coughing quite
spoiled my sermou this morning. Such
;couglis! Such volleys of coughs!'
“ ‘Coughs?’ chuckled the old man.
T hem w asn't coughs. They was time
signals.’ ”
L e ft-H a n d e d P ro b lem s
The problem of training a left-
handed [iersun to use the right hand is
not a simple problem of (raining the
hand, declares Dr. Samuel T.*(>rton In
Hygela Magazine. The normal writ
Ing» of a left-handed child would not
he to the right with the left hand hut
to the left with the left bond, tliut Is.
true c Irror writing.
It Is becoming well known that the
attem pt Io force a naturally left-
handed person to use the right hand
mny result In stuttcrlug. In some less
severe cases no stuttering may result,
hut It Is probable that greater fluency
and greater accuracy, both of writing
and spelling, might follow the use <>l
the hand which Is naturally dominant.
S C H O O L FO R M EN
TrebiM '«* BUSINESS. TRADES « PROFESSIONS
E n r o ll a n y tim e . S e n d fo r lit e r a t u r e .
OREGON
IN S T IT U T E
Y . M . C. A . lild g .
OF
TE C H N O LO G Y
P o r t Laud, O re g o n
C hinese W re c k in g T ruck
The Chinese, say scholars, hnve
contributed much to the ancient and
modern world of art.
Particularly
have their dragons In gold and green
and vnrled colors, embellished paiui
lngs and decorative motifs. But It
rem ained for an East New York
stre e t garage owner, as far as could
be ascertained, to place the Chinese
dragon to practical use first lie has
nam ed his great, green wrecking
truck, “the Green Drag-In.”
N ow adays
F o r C o ld s, C r ip o r In flu en za
E?>
and a s a P rev en tiv e, tak e L axative
BRI >MO QUININE T ablets. A S afe and
P roven Rem edy. The box bears the
S ig n a tu re o f B. W. G rove. 30c.— Adv.
E a rly Iron V essel
The U. S. S. Wolverine was the
first vessel built hy the United States
navy. She was launched at Erie, Pa­
in 1844 ns the Michigan. Her name
wus changed to Wolverine on June
17, 1005, She was constructed by
Stackhouse & Tomlinson. Pittsburgh,
Pa., bciwieii 1843 and 1844. Uar
length (h. p.) Is 104 feet 11 Inches;
beam, 27 feet; mean draft, 9 feet;
displacem ent, CS5 feet.
If He Can See at All !
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
The late Francis Grierson, the dis­
tinguished w riter who died destitute
In Los Angeles, disapproved of post­
war morals.
"M orals are turned quite upside
down nowadays," he said at a Los
Angeles reception. “In a conversa­
tion with a beautiful movie star the
other day I nodded tnwuriU an old
man and said :
“ ‘He's as ugly ns sin. Isn't ho?'
“ ‘No,’ said the beautiful young
s t a r ; ‘he's ns ugly ns virtue.’ “
Is It Your Nerves?
Bakersfield, Calif.—-“I had a nerv
ous breakdown, unable to leave my
bed. I was under the rare of a dor
tor, but was not
getting along a>
well as I thought
1 should, so 1 s ta rt­
ed t a k i n g D r.
Fierce's
Favorite
Prescription and It
It the tonic and
nervine that re­
stored me to health.
xIts soothing effort
upon my n e r v e s
was w o n d e r f u l
while taking the first bottle, but I
continued Its use until I had taken
five bottles and was then completely
restored to health. 1 have never had
a physical or a nervous breakdown
since, which proves the thoroughness
of the 'Prescription' In reaching (he
source of (he trouble and then over­
coming it."—Mrs. G ertrude lligley.
1224 Truxton Ave All dealers.
M a y b e H e C ou ld n ’t
F ath er (indicating sta tu e )—T hat Is
Sir Thomas Tiptop, my boy. He gave
big sum s to the schools.
Son—So th a t’s him, Is It? Why
didn't he work out the beastly things
him self?—Tlt-BIts.
A tender conscience Is a stronger
obligation than prison.—Thomas Ful-
ler.
M u n icipal E con om y
A boh-halreu scantily clad flap
per was m nklig her application tit
the pearly gates, and St. Peter wus
putting her through her category.
"W hat was your occupation?" he
Inquired.
•
"Men called me a golddigger " she
tittered.
“I'm sorry—hut on account of ttie
paving we can’t let you In here."—
American Legion Monthly.
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Slowing Up?
Y o u C an ’t Feel W e ll W h e n
K idneys A c t Sluggishly.
Q V E R W O R K , worry and lack of rest,
put extra burdens on the kidneys.
W hen the kidneys slow up, impurities
remain in the blood and are apt to
m ake one la n g u id , tired an d ach y,
with dull headaches, dizziness and often
nagging backache. A common warn­
in g is sc a n ty or b u rn in g se c r e tio n s.
U se D oan» Pill». Doan'», a stimulant
diuretic, increase the secretion of the
kidneys and aid in the elimination of
waste impurities. A r e en d o rse d by
users everywhere. Ask J/°ur neighbor!
60c
DOANS PILLS
|STIM l I INT D IU R E T IC « K ID N E Y S
fo ster Milburn Co. MlgC kem.Butfelo.NY
N ature Is the Art of God — Rrowne.
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THE FEATHERHEADS
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WOMEN GF
MIDDLE AGE
Praise Lydia E. Pinkham’s
Vegetable Compound
Mrs. Annie Kwlnskl of 526 1st Av»
nue, Milwaukee. Wis., w rites th at she
became so weak and
run-down that she
was not able to do
her housework. She
saw the name Lydia
E. Pinkham 's Vege­
table Compound In
the paper and said
to her husband, “I
will try th at medi­
cine and see if It
will help me." She
rays she took six
bottles and is feel­
ing much better.
Mrs. Mattle Adams, who lives In
Downing Street, Brewton, Ala , w rites
as follows: "A friend recommended
Lydia E. Pinkham 's Vegetable Com­
pound and since taking it I feel like
a different woman."
With her children grown up, the mid­
dle aged woman finds tim e to do the
things she never had time to do before
—read the new books, see the new
plays, enjoy her grand-children, take
au active p a rt In ehtireh and civic
affairs. F ar from being pushed aside
by the younger set, she finds n full,
rich life of her own. T hat Is, If her
health Is good.
Thousands of women past fifty, say
they owe th eir vigor and health to
Lydia E. Pinkham 's Vegetable Com­
pound, and aro recommending It to
their friends and neighbors.
Coughs and Colds
»re not only a n n oying, but dangerou».
I f not Attended to at once they m ay
d evelop Into serlou» ailm ent.
B o s c h e e ’ s S y ru p
Is so o th in g and h ea lin g In such ea ses,
and has I een used for slx ty -o n e years.
30c and 90c h otties. Huy It at vour drug
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W /oodbury.
o *'
store. - Q. - G. Urxen,
Inc.,
N . J.
Garfield Tea
Was Your
Grandm other’s Remedy
For every stomach
unil Intestinal IIL
This good old-fash­
ioned herb home
remedy for consti­
pation, stomach Ills
and other derange­
m ents of the sys­
tem so prevalent these days Is In even
greater favor us a fam ily medicine
than In your grandm other's day.
A gray a r o DISFIG URE. YOUR J
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L Y E S -,
L ooks /
Don’t ««perl «reni <«
them, u » “ M l T C I » E L L
E Y E H A LV E f >r « i^ e d y
relief. Absolutely safK
All (lrUgfflHlM.
H A L L I K U C K K L , New Y o rk C H j
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W. N. U-, PORTLAND, NO. 46-1927.
M akin g S a fe i S a fer
A new «life flint tins nil nlmost ho-
mini power of giving warning whould
nny nftempt be mu<]<* to* rob It baa
been Invented. Should burglars a t­
tempt to break It open by the iimuii I
methods of using heat, the m aterial
of which the »life I* built gives off a
series of loud reports.
The new materlnl Is In the form of
plates, one Inch thick, applied Inside
the safe, t ’p to the present, no meth­
od tuiH been found of meltnge, break­
ing or destroying the m aterial.
It takes from 85 to 150 flays for
salmon eggs to hatch, the time de­
pending upon the tem perature of the
w ater In which they are deposited.
11
Felix Meets an Old Flame
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Children’s)
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A f t e r th e fir s t Tneaaure» fo r fro zen fe e t,
fin g er« o r ear» C e rb o il 1« the Ideal tre a t­
m en t. I t « m edicin al o ils and antisepti«
chem ical« sooth th a tissues, a lla y sore-
*a s s and help t o p rev en t com plication«.
A 50-eent box fro m jo u r d n w f i s t is all
t h a t is required.
Y o u r m oney back i f i t fa ils t o satisfy«
S P U R L O C K - N E A L C O . . Naatm Jla. T e a a .
Keep Stooach and Bowels Right
By R irin y baby tha harrr.leea. purely
ravatabJe. infants andchildran srerulator.
WINS109TJ SYRUP
b rtn r« astooithin g.< rati/yrn< results
la m aking baby’s stomach digest
food and bowels m ^ e as
they should a t teaching
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h arm ful ingredi­
ents. Safe and
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SAY “ BAYER ASPIRIN” -
Unless you see the “ Bayer Cross” on tablets, you are not
getting the genuine Bayer Aspirin proved safe by mil­
lions and prescribed by physicians over 25 years for
Colds
Headache
Neuritis
Lumbago
Pain
Neuralgia
Toothache
Rheumatism
DOES NOT AFFECT THE HEART
Accept only “ Bayer" package
which contains proven directions.
Kandy "Bayer” boars of 12 tablets.
Also bottles of 24 and 100—Druggists.
S n tU tn Is tks t n d . M r , w Rarer M a s .fa e tu r.
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