P ertin en t R em arks on Iowa Woman Found Lydia E. Pinkham’s Vegetable Com. pound Always Helpful OUR COMIC SECTION v in to n , jo w a — w n e n I was seven- teen years old I had to stay a t — — — —■ home fro m school. I fin a lly had to q u it -jO.yifl,*-'*- school, I was so weak. I suffered fo r « about tw o years be- f°r® I took L v d la B. P ln kh a m 's Vege- table C o m p o u n d , ■ then I picked up ons Jo u r books an(1 read It. I bo- ' , gan ta k in g them edi- I REA 115 ■B-* ■'«’Bfflk NICE ANP WARN\ (XlSWtó THE EHJOV T rtl5 5ÇA5ON OP T he y e a r k MOST C»p ¿ T A LL __ W « PAV— AN' VAMPE R-FUL N IO H Î5 TC> S LE EP ÄJ -4 ' L clne- Now 1 am a -• ■— .i housekeeper w i t h s ix c h ild re n , and I have ta ke n i t before each one Was born. I can­ n o t te ll you a ll th e good I have re­ ceived fro m It. W hen I am n o t as w e ll as can be I ta k e it. I have been doing th is fo r o ve r th irte e n years and it a l­ w ays helps me. I read a ll o f yo u r lit t le books I can get and I te ll everyone I k n o w w h a t th e Vegetable Compound does f o r m e."— Mas. F baxk S uaebs 610 7 th Avenue, V in to n , Iowa. M any u rth , - g ir ls - in - th — e - fo --------generation a re le a rn in g th ro u g h th e ir ow n per­ sonal experiences the beneficial effects o f L y d ia B. P ln k h a m 's Vegetable Com­ pound. M others w h o took It w h e n th e y w ere young are glad to recomineffd i t to th e ir daughters. F o r o ve r h a lf a century, wom en have praised th is re lia b le medicine. F o r seven generations the N ational Household Remedy o f H olland for k id ­ ney, liv e r and bowel troubles has helped make life brighter fo r suffering men and women. Begin taking them today and notice how q u ic k ly your troubles w ill vanish. A t a ll druggists in 3 sixes. D em an d fo r R a t Skins M a y C heck the Pest Europe has discovered a scheme fo r h olding In check the p ro lific rat. Va­ rio us In d ustrie s have created a de­ mand in London alone fo r ra t eklns th a t am ounts to very n e u rly $200,000 a year, and there Is every In d ic a tio n th u t the consum ption o f (Ids m ate ria l w ill Increase. B ook-binding, photo­ graph fram es, purses and thum bs fo r ladles’ gloves are among the uses to w hich the skin s are p u t A fte r the passing o f the ra t act In D enm ark some tim e ago, the great body o f unemployed laborers took 1m m ediate advantage o f the b ill, and the In d iv id u a l rat-cateher'a earnings aver­ aged between $1.75 nnd $1.00 a day. I t Is estim ated th a t the damage by ra ts In England alone am ounts a n n ua l­ ly to m any m illio n s o f dollars, so Dial any Inducem ent to prom ote th e ir cap­ tu re should be encournged ns fa r as possible. tM E R V T H M û IS U /lW E R F D l iCopmiht, w n u t F IN N E Y O F T H E F O R C E H A A R L E M OIL BABIES LOVE MRS WINS10WT SYRUP Tk< laiaata’ tad Ckildrra’a Rsgulator P le a ta n t to r i v e —p le a s a n t to ta k e . G u a ra n te e d p u re ly e ta b le and abso lu tely h a rm lea«. \ I t q u ic k ly overcom e« colic. J d ia rrh o e a , fla tu le n c y and ■/ o th e r lik e disorder«, \ T h e o p e n published ' fo r m u la a r r e a r s on . e v e ry la b e l. v»g. F in n e y W ill P u t U p W it h S n o o p f r SuRE -THAT'S best new s SIN C E 01 G o T oh mi ? F inney — the real estate man has GöT a B uyer for i DOWN O N Ife1*1 STREET- T he andtliey ' ll RAY M E Z HANDSOME P R O F IT P a y s a a p g in t s M Y HOUSE NEXT Deo?! IT S THE Mf G eoC E l?S T u E MCG(? u DEQS flBfl Ail DruggUU People o f Prom inence Some o t Lady O x fo rd 's th u n ih n n ll sketches o f p ro m in e n t K n g lL h u ie n are q u ite clever. A b b re v ia tin g the a l­ ready b rie f, we quote from her char a cte riz u tlo n o f L o rd B irk e n h e a d : “ He liste n s to h im self, but his b ra in s — w hich are o f the most rem arkable— sometimes go to his head and he hears confused noises.” O f L o rd H e a d in g : "T h o u g h he has a w arm corner fo r him self, he has no cold corners fo r o th e r people.” L lo y d George “ loves a crow d more than h im s e lf o r his frie n d . He guesses w ith o u t puuse w hat the person he Is ta lk in g to Is th in k in g ; but w h ile they are s ta tio n a ry , he Is a movie. In spite o f an Inte llig e nce am ounting to gen­ ius, he w aylays h im s e lf." T h e C e d i fa m ily , she says, have “ m luds and m orals o f d is tin c tio n , but have subconsciously massaged away some o f the more a c tiv e muscles o f th e ir conscience."— Boston T ra n s c rip t RQ uj M aybe T h is Contain* H int for You! The B A B Y W h y do so many, many babies o f to ­ day escape a ll the lit t le fr e tfu l s ;« lls m id In fa n tile ailm e nts th a t used to w o rry m others th ro u g h the day, and keep them up h a lf the n ig h t? I t you d o u 't know the unswer, yoe h a ve n 't discovered pure, harm less C ab - to ria . I t Is sweet to th e taste, and sweet In th e lit t le stomach. A nd Its g e ntle Influence scents fe lt a ll th rough th e tin y system. N ot even a dista ste ­ fu l dose o f custor o il does so much good. F le tc h e r's C astorta Is p u re ly vege­ table, so you m ay give It fre e ly , a t firs t sign o f c o lic ; o r c o n s tip a tio n ; o r d ia rrh e a . O r those m any tim es when you Just d o n 't know w h a t i t the m at­ te r. F o r rea l aickness, ca ll the doc­ to r, always. A t o th e r tim es, a few drops o f F le tc h e r’s C astorla. T he d o ctor o fte n te lls you to do Just t h a t ; and alw ays says F letch e r's. O th e r p re p a ra tio n s m ay be Just as p ure, Just as free fro m dangerous drugs, hut w h y exp e rim e n t? Besides, th e book on care and feeding o f babies th u t comes w ith F le tc h e r’s C a sto rla la w o rth Its w e ig h t in gold I a Los Angales, C a lif.— “ I t was m y good fo rtu n e to get one o f Dr. P ierce’s books several years ago and i t has b e e n a w o n d e rfu l help to me w h ile b rin g in g up m y fa m ily . The p la in advice given Is In valuable to m others. t "T h e use o f Dr, P ierce's F avo rite P re s c rip tio n d u rin g expectancy and a f­ te rw a rd was to me th e greatest help. I t gave me stren g th , s p irit and nerve. I have also used the ‘Golden M edics D isco ve ry’ fo r a had cough and b ill ousnoss, and I t has e n tire ly rid mi o f these tro u b le s ."— Mrs. Noernh A N. Real R eyuler ISO D ltm Boss a n St. Dealers Dr. Pierce, uffalo, N. ber T. T W h is rite generntlon has B seen a num edical advice. o f fo c r h fre ild e m m onarchs. K in g A lfo n so o f Spain was horn a fte r the death o f his fa th e r and became k in g at h lrth . He sCenis to have taken h im s e lf serlouely as a k in g from babyhood nnd to have rebelled lu s tily ngnlnst his m other's regency whenever It took the form o f re p ro o f or punishm ent. M any sto rie s have come out o f Spain o f the way he kinged II around the palace In In fa ncy. In the nursery he wus corrected fo r p u llin g a k n ife In his m outh. "G entlem en never eat lik e th a t," he was told. He reto rte d, “ Pm not a gentlem an. I'm a k in g ." C h ild r e n C r y f o r H u y W o o l C o m f o r t H iit t ä in 3 14». N hecte. M ufftc lvn t fu r o n e C o m f o r t - C le a n , H n n ita r y C o lo re d W o o l — 12 2b d e liv e r e d p a rc e l - poet. W o o l C o m f o r t B a i t C o .. B o i IS K I, c h a r ­ lo tte , N . C . “ M a n u f a c t u i e r a O v e r 1b Y e a r « ” IK '' has been re lie v in g coughs due to colds f o r e lxty-o n e years. Soothes the Throat loosens the phlegm, promotes expecto« ra tio n , gives a good n ig h t's rest free fro m coughing. 30c and 90c bottles. B u y It a t yo u r d ru g store. G. G. Green, Inc., W oodbury, N. J. WHAT CAUSES BOILS Boils a n d carb u n c les a re th e re s u lt o f im ­ p ro p e r d ie t or in fe c tio n of th e s k in . I t is hard to d e te rm in e th e e x a c t cause b u t C A R B G IL w i ll g iv e q u ic k r e lie f. No e xp e n s iv e o peration Is necessary as one a p p lic a tio n o f C A K B G iL p r o m p tly stops th e p a in and con tin u e d use d ra w s o u t th e core. G e t a generous 50c box fr o m y o u r d r u g g is t. Money back it sat aatidied. S P U R L O C K - N E A L C O .. N A S H V IL L E . 7» OH YOU KNOW/ TÉQÎ2Y M c G l?U 0E (S - M U W Î- f he has T hem T w o B oys in college a n d t h q e e G ic l S . I N H IG H SCH O O L— / — 01-1,01 ” D u n m o - MRS- S N O O P - 01 vnu O n T SELL IF 01 W AS ^O U / > SAXAPW ONES A N D StoOK A L AY- LE E S / T cnn . For Pipe Sores,Fistula, Poll Evil Hanford’» Balsam of Myrrh h e a ls In f la m e d « y e s . g r a n u la t e d H it s s ty e s , e tc . S u r e . S a fe S p e e d y . 2 5c a t a ll d r u g g is ts . H a l l A K u c k e l. N . Y . C PR. STAFFORD’S UVETAR 1^1)81 fu r l RO M *and rotda. ^ rwMt. ItoVM ronK'-atinn. hoar-w- e ou arti U r­ I nu Taken In na! J » for Intlnmed rn.-n.I.rarM« of inruat and bronchial tuba«. ■ A LL A BVCXKL. New York W. N. U , P O R T L A N D , NO. 44 1927. K it ty ! K itty ! Jane — T h u t lace Is th ir t y five yenra M any n innn who believes th n t the earth revolves on Its a zls also believes that he Is the axis. 40 T I I.U - M l I.B S . f o u r F .c h o f te n v . r l c - tie s S i ; lb Ir is , th r e e e a c h o f fiv e v a rie tie s . S i ; p o s tp a id W . P . K I M B A L L . 264 E a s t T w e n t y - t h i r d S tr e e t. P O R T L A N D . O R E G O N self? © W e ste rn N ew spaper U n io n Wise B luejay M rs. K a te Holden o f Memphis tells N a tu re M agazine she was puzzled by th e a n tic s o f a bluejay flyin g m a d lj am ong the branches o f a wide-spread ln g elm . She discovered the wise b ird wag ta k in g advantage o f a heavy dew th e n ig h t before and busily k n o c k in g the m osture o ff the leaves and on to Its wings, thus ta k in g Its m o rn in g bath. on YOUR EYES/ M IT C H E L L EYE S A L V E F a n n y S p lash es H e r O a r T H E FEATHERHEAD S ' i suppose YOU would " WANT T& GO B ack ANO GAMK AT little BOYS in YELLOW SUCKERS AND FLIVVERS w « o wont listen To you T ell h o w you F a rm e r’s Tim e Saved F u T T he c o w in P P E X Y S PARLOR / S ta tis tic ia n s estim ate th n t a bushel o f w heat can now be raised w llh the e xp e n d itu re o f but ten m inutes o f the fa rm e r's tim e, as compared w ith three hours and three m inutes In 1850 y t / T m E OLD CCS2E8S OF y x i R class w il l sub P oun D S ome potato S alad a n d a DAB OF . 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