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A woman en tered a P a ris hospital
the other day to Inquire about a p a­
tient whom she believed had died.
Assuming the v isito r to be a relative
of the patient, th e head n u rse was
happy to be able to Inform her that
the sick man w as convalescent.
"Oh I” exclaim ed the woman, w ithout
registering an y p artic u la r pleusura
“You say he Is better?"
•Much better, yes. You ure a rela
tlve
“A relntlve! Not a t all, mndame.
The concierge w here your p atien t live«
promised me his u partm en t.”—Le F i­
garo U ebdom adalre, Paris.
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that tests automobiles
S-P-L- A-S-II through the bath tub goes
the General M otors car. O ut onto the slip­
pery road it dashes. On go the brakes!
ÎH E fA M lL 'l OVER-
N O TRO UBLE
W hat is the reason ior such torture of an
innocent automobile?
WHAT / COOK 'EM ?
NOT ME , I WANT
TOUME AWHILE-
PIP yOO READ APOUT'
worth
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The answer is that the engineers at the
General Motors Proving Ground take nothing
for granted. They want to know what happens
when a car ploughs through water. They
insist too on measuring, with special machines
which they have built, just how quickly the
car can be stopped and just how much pres­
sure of the foot is required to stop it.
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Much Confusion
THE FEATHERHEADS
“Having any trouble these days
meeting expenses, Hill?"
“Meeting ’em? Why man I run Into
’em every tim e I move."
Altogether General Motors has 136different
tests by which cars are proved as they never
have been proved before; nothing is left in
doubt. All of which means that you arc buying
doubly assured safety, reliability and comfort
when you choose a General Motors car.
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SUCH IS T h E PgtCE OP
a family sulk i — SvPPerj
"Y e s , S ir"
AT A SWELL HOTEL A N bT H lR b
HOW T ickets Tb T h e T hea T sc —
T w o fla p p e rs w e re fla p p in g
O ne w a rm a fte rn o o n ,
If n k lr ts g ro w rrruch s h o r te r
T h e y ’re b a th in g s u its soon.
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“I don't think so much of the cook­
ing at th is hotel,” complained a to u r­
ist.
“We have a French cook,” respond­
ed Toofus, the F o rt Mink philosopher
and guide. "Viva la F ra n c e !”
“Vive la F rance, but darn these
eggs,” said the tourist.—Louisville
Courier-Journal.
GENERAL
M OTORS
CH EV RO LET » PO N TIA C » OLDSMOBII.B
OAKLAND » BU1CK » L a SALLB ’ CADILLAC
G EN E R A L MOTORS TRUCKS
YELLOW CABS & COACHES
FRIG W AIRE— The Electric Refrieerator
DELCO-LIGHT Electric Tlanti
Costly Correspondence
"I see th a t a le tter w ritten by John
Adams has been sold for $585."
“T h a t’s nothing. A le tte r of mine
recently brought $10,000.”
“Indeed?"
"Y es; to a girl who sued me for
breach of prom ise."
Im p ro vem en t
“W hat Is your boy Josh doing?"
“Studyln' In college," answ ered
F arm er Corntossel.
"Is he m aking progress?"
“Some. Ills handw rltln ’ h as become
more firm In his letters ask in ’ for
money 1"—W ashington Star.
N IL
T im e to P a rt
N othing to F lag H e r D o w n
Phillips mid hl* wife Imd always
been repuled to lie the happiest of
married couples, so when Mrs. Jones
heard that her friend was suing for
divorce she was astonished.
“You say Ida chief fault Is Ids ab
sent-mlndedness?" t-lie asked Mrs.
Phillips. “ You should try and endure
that, dear."
"I did us long as possible," replied
the latter. “Hut when lie shook down
the player-piano and threw m music
roll Into the furnace, that was going
too fur.”—H ardw are Age.
A rditli. age live, was being taught
some ot the rudim ents of rending by
her moi her. who explained that coin­
ing to a period ill the end of a sen­
tence meant for her to stop
A few
nights Inter, at the dinner table, she
was chattering away with no notice­
able likelihood of there being any
pauses, when her mother asked her
why In the world she didn't stop talk ­
ing. She replied: "I guess, mother,
I don't see aa.v tierlods."
On« application nt Roman Eye H alo in
will prov- h o w g o o d It I, tor «or« i - im . Costs
mix 15 cents. 372 Pearl ï t „ N . V . A d v .
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People who make fools of them ­
selves never fall to attracl attention.
A Medal for the Sassy Thing
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
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Li.
F red—I am paid for w hat I know,
and not for w hat I do.
F an n ie—D on’t you get any »alary?
T o n a lity
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SHE WAS IMPECTINENT,//
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THATS WHAT SHE
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A few friends drop in on Pa Buzz
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AS THOUGH I HAD To
HAVr A CrtAQGE ACCOUNT
! TO get that snip of a g ir l
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His Predicam ent
Mrs. Downing —Why are you bnth-
Itig Jour head In eqlil filte r?
H er lluslaiiid To keep awake. I've
called the doctor for my Insomnia and
I’ll feel like n fool If I'm asleep when
he gets here.
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A v o c a lis t in flin g in g
L IT spray clears yo u r hom e o f m osquitoes
and flies. It also k ills bed hugs, roaches, ants,
and th e ir eggs. Fatal to insects but harmless to
m a n kin d . W ill n o t stain. G et F lit today.
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H e r v e r s e s to th e sk y .
I ’m n o t s u r e If s h e ’s s in g in g .
O r s t a r t i n g In to cry .
O ne T h in g on H e r M in d
Bride (on th e tr a in )—W hy have the
lights been turned on?
Bridegroom— We are coming to n
tunnel, dearest.
Bride— But w hat Is the use o f tun
nels If they tu rn on the lights?
T a k in g Chances
Borelelgh—Is th ere any d anger of
that dog of yours biting me?
Mr. S m art—Well, he m ig h t; the
man I got him from said he w as a
bore hound.—B oston T ran scrip t.
T hen She’ll K n o w
F irst Young L ady—Since 'e took
'er to the ten n is m atch she thinks
there's nothing like 'lm.
Second Young Lady (viciously)—
W alt till 'e tak es 'er to th e zoo!—
London Opinion.
The
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DESTROYS
- ' I was R eturning a coat
1 BOUGHT LAST WEEK AND I
suppose iT was T he T im ie ST
B lT soiled but she was s p
JUST KEPT HALOING
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Ants Bed Rugs Roaches
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CALLED HEC NAMES AND / f f ,
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is obtained by using
Cuticura Soap
V
V ie w p o in t
“M ercy! H ere It Is th e first of the
month. D oesn't ren t day come around
sw iftly?"
“T hat depends on w heth er one 1»
the tenant or the landlord.”
w ith ih t bleu It bettui’
Foep
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Daily, assisted by Cuticura Ointment
when required. It keepa the pores
active, the skin clear and free from
Irritations and the acalp in a healthy
halr-gTowing condition.
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