OUR COMIC SECTION
The Doctor
In fair weather or foul»
zero nights or ra in y
days, I h ave alw ays
found that my car starts
instantly and performs
perfectly w ith Cham»
p io n S p a rk Plugs—
they’re dependable.
C h am pion X —
for Fords
60/
C h a m p io n -
Car» oth er
than Ford*
75/
CHAMPION
SparfÇPlugs
TOLEDO, OHIO
EY.’ S HURT?
For burning or sesly lids,
and to relieve In.'ismnn-
tlon andeorenMr.oec Mitchell
Fyu Salve. iu*eordfna to dueo-
tiona. S o o th in g , h ealin g,
B A L L A BUCKZL
1«T W a v erly Flaoe
Rev Tori
Callouses
FINNEY OF THE FORCE
Dear, Dear Me—This Younger Set!
Bell-Ans Halts Over-Acidity
Quick, safe, sure relief from I
painful callouses on the feet. I
At ail drug and jKoe stores
This Widely Used Sure Relief Can Be
Depended On Every Time.
TtZ Scholl's
Q in o -p a c iS
IIow disagreeable, how exasperat­
ing, how em barrassing to be a sufferer
from gas, belching, heartburn, sick
headache, nausea and other digestive
disorders. BEI.L-ANH for Indigestion
Is n harm less, pleasant Sure Belief.
Tested by over 30 years' use. 23c and
75c 1‘kgs. a t all drug stores, or send
for free sam ples to Bell f t Co., Inc.,
Orangeburg. N. Y.—Adv.
Splendid Oval Rug
Woven for Theater
W hat Is considered the w orld’s larg ­
est oval rug was recently completed
by an American company for a popu­
la r New York theater. It w as a che-
nile rug 1 Inch In thickness, 41 by 58
feet, oval In size, w ith one seam
lengthw ise In the fabric. T hirty-three
hundred pounds of surface yarn were
dyed and 1,300 pounds of backing
spun for the rug, which, when sheared
and completed, weighed over tw o tons.
As a central ornnm ent the rug design
has the letter It, symbolizing the name
o f the th eater m anager. T his letter
Is surrounded by m otifs fram ed from
the microphone. The central o rn a­
m ent Is supported by four shields dis­
playing musical Instrum ents and mo­
tifs derived from light, the spectrum
and tnovle reels. T hese a re embodied
in a large oval punel through which
nre dispersed various anim al forms.
T he outer field Is surrounded by a
heavy border. The main field Is
woven In tones of crimson and gold,
the panels In blues, tuupes and com­
plem entary shades.
C a lifo rn ia Leads
n five states of th e Union twelve
irs Is th e low est age nt which a girl
y m arry w ith the consent of her
rents, according to Liberty. Thhse
tes are Kentucky, Louisiana, Mnry-
id, M ississippi and 1'lrglnla.
She H a d n ’t Seen I t
Please, mn’am ." said the beggar,
“I've lost my rig h t leg."
"Well, It Isn't here," said th e wom­
an, slam m ing the door.—New York
Times,
Sugar Be Praised
Dr. Woods H utchinson finds health
In the sugar howl habit. Pitying our
forefathers, he says they obtained
tlielr carbohydrates, not In gnnulated
sweetness, hut In cannon-ball dump­
lings, loaded with chunks of fat,
spices and sour prunes, which they
called plum pudding. Small wonder,
he says, those dumpling eating pio­
neers awoke with a head like a con­
certina, and a mouth like a lime kiln.
A lle n ’s F o o t-E a se
M u s t Sign A rtic le s
G irls M a r r y a t T w e lve
W. N. U., PORTLAND. NO. 26-1927.
C alifornia produces more electricity
Russia’s “ Sunday C o llege’’
by the use of w ater power than any
Itussia’s first "Sunday university"
other state.
New York Is second,
Washington third, MontHim fourth, for peasants has Just opened in the
town of Gorky, In While Itiissln,
Alabama fifth and Wisconsin sixth.
w rites the Moscow correspondent of
the C hristian Science Monitor. The
A noint th e ey e lid s w ith R om an E y e H al-
Ham at n ig h t and see how refresh ed and
Sunday university Is an established
otu en gthened your < y e i sr e In (h e m orning.
Institution In tile Itiissln» cities anil
Send now to J72 P ea rl St., N. Y. Adv.
might be compared with university ex­
tension courses In America. Its pur­
Gladstone D ock Largest
pose Is Io give broader education to
The new (Hailstone doik nt Liver­ wage earners who are unable to carry
pool cost between $35,000,000 and on th eir studies on week days. The
$40,000,dOO and Is the largest In the p» usant university will offer a two-
world.
year course of Instruction and will
specialize In agricultural subjects.
It Is n self-RiifHclent and lonesome
mind th at thinks It can get along
Many a woman studies tier glass t
w ithout religion.
the neglect of her heart.
A s in g le floss o f Dr. Perry*» " D ead Shop*
w ill « p e l W orm s or T ap ew orm . N o sscon fl
(loss required.
372 P e a rl S t., N . Y. A dv.
A law has Just come Into effect In
South Africa m aking It Illegal to pub­
lish any report or com m ent concern­
ing public affairs w hile a political
campaign Is going on, w ithout the
nam es of the w riters.
THISWOMAN r
FOUND BELIEF
The coliseum b.v the light of a full j
moon. P erhaps there are few more
beautiful sights In the world. More­
over, It Is a loveliness which serves ' After Long Suffering by Taking
nmre than an esthetic parpose. for this
Lydia E. Pinkhatn’s V ege­
monument of ill th at w as glorious In I
table Compound
one of the greatest civilizations the
world hag known Is now above all | In a little town of the middle West,
F or four
things a trysting place on moonlight was a dlscouragsd m woman.
onths she had been
nights.
In such poor health
Any one who w alks down the Corse
th a t she could not
stoop to p u t on her
In Itome on a moonlight night ano
own shoes. Unable
turns to the left past the enormous
to do her work,
white m ass of th e Victor Emmanuel
unable to go out of
monument Is sure to meet on his way
doors or enjoy a
many a couple strolling arm In arm.
friendly chat w ith
all In the sam e direction. They stop,
her neighbors, life
seemed d ark Indeed
usually, In passing the Roman forum
to Mrs. Daugherty.
to look for a moment or two at Its
Thou one day, a
fantastic ruins -like so ntuny desolate
booklet w.n left a t
ghosts of a vanished p a st—and then her front door. Idly
she turned the
go on, under the high arches of the pages. Soon sfcs was readlug w ith
coliseum and across the arena, losing quickened Interest. The little booklet
them selves finally In the friendly shad­ was filled with letters front women In
conditions sim ilar to hers who had
ows of Its protecting walls.
Here they may look across. If they found better health by taking Lydia E.
's Vegetable Compound.
care, to w here the moon has lighted P lnkham
“I began taking the Vegetable Com­
for them a vision of unforgetable pound.” Mrs. D augherty w rites, 'an d
beauty, softening the harsh outline« after 1 took the third bottle, 1 found re ­
that centuries of time have hewn out lief. I am on my eleventh bottle am i
I don't have th a t trouble any more,
of Its once perfect symmetry.
P arties of Americans come by, with and feel like a different woman. I
this guide, who points up to where recommend the Vegetable Cotnixiuud to
everyone I see who has trouble like
the tiers of seats rose high In the mine, and you can use these facts as
a ir; where vestal virgins sat to enjoy a testim onial I atu willing to answ er
the slaughter of gladiators and the any letters from women asking about
nmrtydrom of hundreds of C hristians; the Vegetable Compound."—Mas. Eu.
where the em perors m arched proud­ D auohcbty , 1308 O rchard Ave., Musca»
ly to th eir box amid the wild acclam a­ tine, Iowa.
Are you on the Sunlit Road to Bet»
tion of the m ultitude, only to pass
ter H ealth?
on, leaving some dim memory.
As the tourists go the guide can
still he heard for a moment or tw o ;
Keep Stomach aud Dowels Right
"H ere were the dungeons In which
B y giv in g baby th e b srm l-ss, purely
C hristian m artyrs were kept.
Here
V sgstaU s, iuf an W and ch lk lrsn 'srsgu lat1 .r.
the cells w here wild beasts were
MRS. WINSLW3 n W P
starved three days th at they might
brings utonlB hlng.«ratifylnfr i m l t t
he fam ished when let loose."
Anil
to m aking bfcby'B atomach (togeat
here now w here the gentle breeze
food and bowels move aa
seems freighted with the sighs of
thay should at teothintf
tlm«. Guaranteed free
unhappy phantom s come back to haunt
from narcotics, opi­
again the scene of tlielr m artyrdom |
ates, alcohol and all
or trium ph, 2,000 years later, Jack
harm ful IngntdU
j ants. S a fe and
ami Jill sit together In the light of I
satisfactory.
the moon.
gives com forting re lie f
for Tired, Aching, Swollen Feet.
THE FEATHERHEADS
When your feet hurt, are tired, sore or perspire,
shake into your shoes Allen's Foot-Ease, the
Antiseptic, Healing powder for the feet. It
takes the friction from the shoes and gives im­
mediate relief. Makes stockings wear longer, too.
They Compromise
W r ite A lle n ’« Foot-Eam -, LeK ny, N . Y ., for
a Frte Saagla.
S old a t a ll d r u g a n d to ile t g o o d * c o u n ter«
Let ’Em R ip
Pa Know s A ll
"How do you tune these Jazz Instru­
ments?"
“You don't.”
“Pop, w hat’s a philosopher 1"
"A « hap who's too hard up to worry
about It, son.”
T ake n day off occasionally and your
year» will accum ulate more slowly.
T here nre »till many m inisters who
practice w hat they preach.
0 gx« t—i ton,
*
T hnre h ln 't bad luk In the whole
world to ruin enny one mun, not If
he will flte It out on th a t line.—
Josh Billings.
ptllowRil
In conversation Is about the only
place w here you hear real extem pora­
neous speeches.
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Green's
August Flower
or Ind ig estio n , Dyspepsia, «to.
Itlls v e s Distress a fte r Hurried
• eale or O vereating.
Being a
entle laxative, It keeps the dl»
estiva tra c t w o rk in g n orm ally.
Pa B u zz fa ils to m a k e a" h om er”
LIT spray clears your home o f flies and mos­
quitoes. It also kills bed bugs, roaches, ants,
and their eggs. Fatal to insects hut harmless to
mankind. Will not stain. Get Flit today.
F
30c & 90c. At all Druggists.
6. CREES, Inc. W 000B U R Y , N. J.
CARBUNCLES
Carboil draws out the core
and «Ives quick relief
C A R B O IL
A t All DrujXnt» — Monsj beck iusrsntae
DESTROYS
Flies Moaqaitoes Moths
Ants Bed Bugs Roaches
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t,,n stru ction a n d its spe­
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Old Coliseum Turned
Into Trysting Place
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