a NTERPRI A g rc u ltu re H o rtic u ltu re L iv e s to c k A Weekly Chronicle of Local Events and Progress in Linn County Established 1912 From the Editor's P o in t of V ie w Auto Congestion in the Larger Cities. HALSEY. OREGON, THURSDAY MARCH 17. 1927 ning a car into the crowded muddle of cars in cities. Returning to the farm situation, we find that Mr. Ford, the biggest success in the auto business, has his limitations. He failed in hl® attempt, years ago, to tame the German war lord, and up to date has failed to produce the synthetic dairy products he predicted. The demand for milk, butter and cheese grows steadily fa st­ er than the population, and no oleo­ margarine has been produced that would take the place of these pro­ ducts in promoting healthy growth among the young. Nothing yet dis­ covered can take the place of the pure juice of the cow in producing healthy development of children. Our dairy interests are on a sound foun­ dation. Horae sense has points of superior­ ity over man sense. If horses were drawing all nur vehicles not one of tba latter would attempt to climb a telephone pole, butt a brick wall or navigate a roadside ditch where hun­ dred* do now. Henry Ford, since the time when, as a boy, he built a horseless carriage that traveled, has made a success at supplying a large part of the country with mechanical horses, but these are brainless and Henry has not provided brains for the men who operate them. As a result as many people are killed or maimed yearly in auto accidents as Church Notices would be in a good sized war. With the disappearance of a large Methodist—Next Sunday : 10 a. in., Sunday school proportion of the horses, and with 11, Public eervicess the decrease in number of cattle other than those of the dairy, a large 3, Junior League amount of land has been released 6:30, Epworth League from the production of food for these 7:30, public services. animals and put to producing human 7:30 Thursday, prayer meeting food, resulting in increasing the sup­ Here all will find a welcome, ply and reduoing the price. Much labor has left the farms and regardlesaof social standing. Your gone into car factories, garages, oil presence will help, and we will try production fields and other activities to do you good. connected with the new system of J- S. Miller, pastor. transportation, but more could well be spared consistently with the in­ terests of those who remain. With the fast-moving car and im­ proved roads the small towns suffer­ ed toss of trade which drifted to the larger cities thus brougnt within reach of rural folk. But a new note is now appearing in the press, which reflects the life of the nation. There is congestion of travel on the high­ ways, but more so in the cities, which are struggling with the ever-growing parking problem, and out of this Church of Christ— comes a reflex action in favor of the Preaching, 11 smaller towns. Prudent ruralists are Christian Endeavor, 6: 3UJ beginning to return their patronage Precaching, 7:30 ’ to their borne towns because of the increasing danger of accident in run­ Clifford L.¡Carey, pastor.| > «A’ ‘-A. • F L E X IB L E SU PER RAZOR Thia is St. Patrick’s day in the momin’, and begorra so 'tis in the afternoon. Will you go to Shedd tomorrow HENPFCKED holler gossip 9, evening and cheer up Chad ? Given by 1 0 m em bers P ast N o b le G ra n d s’ C lu b SCTTO BLAOt $ I0-® AMERICA' March 25, 8 p. m. CITY HALL General admission 35c Stauley Stevenson, son of our Halsey J. A. Stevenson, has had a drugstore in Eugene, ten years. Now be and his wife and another partner have incorporated to place under one control three drugstores and establish a new one, the most complete and up-to-date yet. Halsey still grows. The city council plans more street grading. Mrs. Dougherty did not die at Portland, ae erroneously stated last week, but in Seattle. She was buried in the Pugh cemetery, Shedd. Albany and Harrisburg shcool- housee, as was ours, were raided Thursday night (see school notes), so it is presumed the raiders passed through the valley in an anto. Reported to the state board of health from this county last week, 43 cases of influenza, 1 of measels, 4 of pneumonia and 1 of scarlet fever. Mrs. Lillie Nixon is ill at the home of her mother, Mrs. Hannah Cummings. Children 20c play at Shedd, which is set for to­ morrow night, one role was to be given to a character described, among other things, as “pretty,” and a girl with a Scotch name was assigned to it. Sunday morning the train from Shasta, which goes through hefe with­ out stopping but grabs mail from a hook, threw a sack where it got run over and some of the letters looked as though they had been chewed by a puppy. Henry Bergman, president of the bank at Florence, thought the crook­ ed roa’d was pleasant when he looted that institution and ran away with a girl cashier and a borrowed auto. Experience changed his mind and ho told Judge Skipworth he was glad to go to the penitentiary on a 13-year sentence (unlucky thirteen) and give all his property to the bank’s credi­ tors. Some people learn only by ex­ perience. Ethel — no, Ethyl played truant last week. Sha neglected her post of duty in the Halsey garage adver­ tisement and General Gasoline occu­ pied the camp. The general has been ousted and Ethyl is on duty and war between Brad Moss and the Halsey garage has been averted. Mrs. Matters of Brownsville is tak­ In setting the cast for the school ing care of Mrs. J. E. Southworth. W HO W OULDN'T SMILE HlAPPILY upon opening a box of these delicious candies? The ’wonderful assortment, various flavors and tempting appear­ ance of these “lumps of delight” win to us all lovers of good sweets and judges of confectionery excellence. Try them once and see if we exagger­ ate the perfection of these goods. REM EM BER That with spring cornea a hunkering for trips in your auto—bn not for blowonts on those trips or other annoying troubles—therefore you should see what we cau do for you in cur low-priced FISK AND FE D E R A L TIRES - C hristy SI»» |/'~5»TO-BLAPE $l°-° G E N E R A L R E P A IR IN G B A T T E R Y C H A R G IN G ETHYL G A SO LIN E G C MITCHELLCO.,H.Ç MANUFACTURERS. AURORA. IL L . The HALSEY GARAGE HALSEY PHARMACY F. B uford M orris P ro p rie to r p rices ? A s k us for PREFERRED STOCK That is the answer. Thi9 brand includes a largo assortment of quality foods which are sold at popular prices. We can sell you these splendid goods at popular prices because they aro produced and put on the market by modern meth­ ods and at the lowest possible expense and cost. When you buy Preferred Stock you get the good quality you want at a price you can afford to pay. h av e y o u r auto is th e tim e to o v erh au led an d every d efect in c a r o r m otor rem ed ied . D o n ’t w ait until th e spring rush. ARROW GARAGE I--------------- -- ------------------- Automobile and L^wer rate« Truck Insurance Attractive contracti Special attention to truckmen op­ erating under public service com­ mission. J. L. STUART, the insurance man. 120 S. EUaworth it., Albany. m o untain Legion lunch Tuesdays G E O . M. G IL C H R IS T ALBANY Our aim ia to please. Bell Stage Line Office Albany to San Precise« $17 SO P rom th e S chools Schoolhouse Burglarized Parent-Teachers Busy (School Reporter) W. A. Carey and wife came up held at Halsey Saturday, March 12, from Salem to E. E. Carey's la s t Sat from 1 to 4 p. m. About thirty of the local teachers met and enjoyed (Continued ou Iasi page) the program for the afternoon. Through the efforts of Mrs. Geer, D u r i n g onr our county superintendent, Dean Sul­ absence from livan of Albany college and Superin­ H a l s e y our tendent Finnerty of Albany were here property will ba left in full charge and gave the chief addresses. Mr. Sullivan spoke on the "Three of P. J. Forster. Rs in Teaching,” and Mr. Finnerty L en a J. Been4. spoke on the "Making Your Philo­ sophy of Teachlag.” Trespass Notice OMEGO The subjects for discussion a t the divisional conferences were: “The Ab­ normal Child," in the high school group, and “Tha W riting Lesson,” In (a new horse, recently purchased) the grade group. will jta n d at C. R. Weber’s Farm, two miles west of Brownsville, this season » Local numbers provided for enter­ tainment were a piano duet,"Frolick ¡ng March,” by the Misses Nellie Falk and Ruth Sturtevant, and a solo dance by Mist Fern Rossman, ac­ companied by Miss Georgina Clark. Among those present representing (Continaeo on last page) S tates P ower C o m pany D IV ID E N D PARAGON CAFE N e w s of Interest Mrs. M. M. Ward came home Mon­ The schoolhouse was robbed Thurs­ day from a visit with her son, W. J. day night by thieves who entered tha Moore, of Brownsville. science room through a window at Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Beene have the front of the building. The hasps returned to Long Beach, Cal., after were loosened from the doors of the being here at the death and funeral laboratories and one book case by of Mrs. Beene’s brother, W. A. Allen. use of a screw driver. Mr. Patton’s Mr. Beene is making good money desk was pried open and all the other building oil derricks. teachers’ desks were ransacked. Spoon River Sparks About 60c in change of library money was taken from M r. Patton's (E n ts rv rts e O orreapoodeiK ») Practicing is well under way for a desk, a comb from Mrs. Freeland’s community play entitled “The Deacon desk and several oranges from Mrs. Slips,” which will be given April 2 LaFollette’s desk in the primary room. The thieves left their footprints at the city hall. The following young people will be in the oast: Misses.’ around the ladder where they entered: Nellie and Pearl Falk, Hope Hussey, the building, a screwdriver, a box in Merwin and Kenneth Van Nice, Willis which flashlight batteries had been Kirk. Carl Sperling, Currin Miller purchased, and the orange peel. The and Charlie Bierly. Mrs. Grace Van tcrewdriver is valued at more than Nice is coaching the play. The pro the amount of damage done. And cceds will be turned over to the P.T.A. wc may add that the thieves may have their belongings by making Mr. and Mrs. W. It. Kirk and son proper identification of them. Mr. James visited Mrs. Kirk’s sister, Mrs. Forster detected the crime on going Galbraith, at Albany Thursday. to the schoolhouse Friday morning J. H. Vannice and wife spent Tues­ and called Mr. Patton and the school day afternoon with their son Merwin board, who made a thorough investi­ and family. gation immediately. The student body held its regular Miss Hope Hussey stayed with Misses Nellie and Pearl Falk Wed­ meeting Wednesday. The question of gathering papers to sell to raise nesday and Thursday nights. money for the gymnasium fund wax Wilbur Dawson and wife of Albany discussed. A committee composed of visited at It. E. Bieriy's Friday even­ Charley Wright, Currin Miller and ing. They also visited at Clifford Elsie Reynolds was appointed to in­ Babcock's Sunday. The Dawsons for­ vestigate and to find out if any other merly lived in this neighborhood. organization is doing that work. We Mrs. M. B. Harding and two child­ do not want to infringe on any one ren left Wednesday for Moscow, Colo., else’s plans, so if any other organiza­ where she wag called on account of tion has made this a practice we the death of her mother, Mrs. Brown. would be pleased if they would tell Willis, Henry, Francis and Ray­ us of it. Keith Hayes was elected song lead, mond Kirk spent Saturday «veiling er, the former leader having resigned. at J. N. Elliot’s. The six-weeks examinations were Mrs. R. E. Bierly and Ava Falk in progress Thursday and Friday. were Brownsville callers Saturday Georgina Clark did the “impossible” afternoon. by getting 100 pen cent. The fifth grade lost the spelling E. E. Carey and family visited at contest to the third and fourth grades. Henry Seefeld’s Sunday. They are to entertain the winners Merwin Van Nice and family had as next week. a guest last Wednesday, F. R. Gates Jack Blood and Charles Munger of Eugene. They were old friends were visitors at the school this week. when they lived at Lewiston, Idaho Mr. Gutes having recently come from TiMhMri' Instituto that place. The district teachers’ institute was P erch ero n S tallion A f te r th e holidays H o w to buy good quality foods at popular Hear the Henpecked Holler gossip- ers holler at Koontz’ hall next week Friday evening. Clara Cross LaFollette leading character C la rk ’s C o n fectio n ery |ookltr*cfl Lo kltfy-t I f. fro om m ih . fl a year in adv , ane,- L a u g h till your sides ache ti D a iry Po u ltry W ool N o. 3 7 The J7th regular quarterly dlvtdend of $1 75 per share on the 7% preferred atoek of thia company will paid April 20, 1927, to shareholders registered on the books at the close of business March JO, 1927. be Subscriptions for shares on tbe cash plan received prior to March 23. 1927. will entitle the purchaser to the full dividend of $1.73 per share for tbe quarter beginning tauuary 1. Outstanding partial payment accounts upon which final payuieut ia made before March 23 w ill receive dividend No. 37 on April 30. PRESENT PRICE $102 per »hare, to yield 6.86 per cent per year Orders lor shares must be in our hands before the close of business March 23 in order to avail yourself of thia dividend, but payment may be made up to April 15 for cash sales. M. V. 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