A g rc u ltu re H o rtic u ltu re L i v e s t o c k A Weekly Chronicle of Local Events and Progress in Linn Countv Etlablikbed 1912 HALSEY. OREGON, THVRSDAY DEC 1K W 6 f t a year in advanec From the Editor’s Seven Million Dramatic Poster Tells Graphic Story Point of View Utility Investors Of Need in Armenian Quake Zone The Crime Wave, like the Poor, Always W ith Ua We hear much these days about a wave of crime sweeping over the country Don't let this kind of talk scare you out of vny partof v°ur year’s growth, the calamity howlers are always wirli vs— always have been—and the world wags on snd, in the words of Coue, “ every day, in every way, is growing better and better. ”j Fifty years ago a popular song was: “ Do yon wonder at crime? Do; you wonder? " and gave the same explana­ tion that was voiced by fhe I. W. W. a few years ago when it had a voice: “ The rich are growing richer and the poor poorer.” There is no basis of fact for it. The rich are growing ticher, and so are the poor. But the crime wave has steadily grown less since history was written. It is recorded that in fhe first generation cf men one-half of them had murdered the other half Far less thau fcU per cent of us are Cains now. Later on, all the people except one family were so wicked that they had to he drowued. Sodom and Gomorrah were even worse than Herrin, Chicago or Harrisburg, in wild and wooly lliinois of ioday, Yet of ¡the three saved for their virtue from these Dead sea cities, within a few days one had gone on a drunken spree and all had committed acts of grossest|nn- niorality. The race has improved since then We even hope we may have seen the last great war. I f so, one of the greatest forward steps mankind ever made was taken within these last ten years. And war as it has existed in so-called civilized nations had lost its most revolting features, slaughter and ranine, sack snd pillage, in captnre towns and cities. Mankind steadily improves. Napoleon said : ‘‘.an army travel» on its stomach.” So does a snage. Which lias been the greater curse to mankind? T h i financial, phvsical and mental force that have been devoted to the prosecution of Mrs. McITterson at l os Angtles might, ii differently directed, have solved the mystery of the Taylor murder and some others. Coolidge's opponents are gilding and furbishing the third-term bogey to have it ready to »ay “ Boo-oo-ool '* in sepul­ chral tones at the next republican con­ vention. Some day some party may stick a pin in that spook and let the wind out. There will lie nothing left. P repared for Fog London policemen on the boats along the Thames river are equipped with hooks and life-saving Jackets to assist In rescuing persons who are un­ fortunate enough to fall Into the murky waters during a dense fog. (Eldtorial io Casper Tribune) * More then 7,000,000 individual investors have purchased the se­ curities of electric and gas utility compauies, telephone and electric transportation companies, because of their confidence in them, says W. H. Hodge, of H. M. Byllesby & Co., owners of the Mountain Stales Power company. The safety of their investments rests upon underlying conditions, he says, amoDg which are : 1. The securities are issued by industries rendering services which save the user money, time and inconvenience. They conserve, and do not waste ; they build up, and do not destroy. 2. The investments are backed by tremendous physical plants and distribution systems, staked to and imbedded in the soil. 3. Modern gas, electric and telephone systems produce and distribute service st the lowest reasonable rates. Utility compa­ nies have held down rates during the past ten years, while costs of everything entering into expenses have advanced greatly. of influenza, 2 of mumps, 1 of pneumonia and 1 of tuberculoeia were reported from this county to the state board of health last week. Cooley & Co., proprietor« of the South Brownsville general mer­ chandise store, which has been in business 80 years,¡are selling out to quit. The stage to pass here goiog south went into a ditch last oight and a subetitwte came late. Mr. and Mre. Marks went to Portland Tavsday, ^expecting to return today. Mrs. M. M Ward had a fall last week Wednesday and was badly sbaksn up. She has not yet fully recovered from the effects of it. Mrs. C.J E- Smith arrived last week from Spokane for a stay of a few weeks. 8. B. Tvcer of Brownsville died in an Albany hospital yesterday. D a iry P o u ltry W ool Starving Children Ask Us for Help Fr^eaine in Snow Where Noah Walked Portland,JDec. 13, 1926. To the Editor: (100,000 1st- tara like the incloeed are going through the northwest region of the Near East Relief, a territory that extends from Utah to Alaska. On the returns from these letters will depend in part the future of 85,000 children now in America» care in the near aatt, and tha fat* of 1800 children taken in from the earthquake-wrecked villages. If fundi permit, wa will minis« ter to 80,000 honteloei people who face tha long sevara witter of tha Caucasus. Their extra clothing is buried under tone of debris sad etonee, now frozen into a solid mass after having been soaked by davs of rain, aleat and snow. Church Notices Thsir poultry and cattle have been killed and half the food supply of jin e Grove church : the entire region destroyed. Rev. Mr. Smith will preach at J. J. Hsndsaker. 2 o’clock Sunday. ’•-TEBB e S’ . ” Dec- 13, 1926. There will be no prayer-meeting “ Dear Friend : Once thare was at Pine Prove this week, as several H A LSEY , LINN A N D O R E G O N are attending the revival servicers »^country that little children at the Peoria Free Methodist called : * The land that Santa Claus forgot.’ Alfotis Kern of Eugene, a senior Methodist men’s conference in church. ** The land is still there, and the majoring in English literature at Portland last week report it an The Loving Shepherd Send in yonr church notice on little children too. It is the Bible« A young and nervous eurate was an­ the U. of O., after a competition in interesting affair. Mr. Hill was Monday every week if possible. nouncing that the rector would return land country—the very same land which candidates from Willamette, especially appreciative of the talk There may be no change, but the on the following Sunday. He did so where Jeans took little children in the following flowery but rather Reed, Linfield and Oregon Agri­ of Lorenzo H. King, negro orator, editor may not be ceitain of that confusing words: “I am happy to an­ cultural colleges participated, has on “ Methodism and the Negro and he does rot want to take the into his arms and blasted them. nounce that your shoving leopard will been awarded the Rhodes sclio nr- Race|” risk of publishing an incorrect There are 36,000 wistful tots— be with you noxt Sunday and will oc­ nearly every one an orphan. notice. ship for three years' study at cupy the pulpit at both aervlcee."— Mrs. f . E. Kelsay of Landax “ In biting zero weather, amid The Churchman. Oxford university, England. Pfhe Grove Points Lane county, received 50 baby dlifting snow, turned into orimson William Perry was here from chicks Feb. 110. She railed 31 by their bleed in« feet, without (Cnterarlea Uerreepoadenoa) In f e r io r it y C o m p le x Seattle .Monday, looking after the pullets and in 4 months and 5 There are two ways for a man to L. E. Eagy was a Corvallis vir- shelter, arehnddled, at this mo. days they were laying» know what an ornery cuaa he can ap­ estate of the late Mrs. McNeil. ment, little children. itor Thursday. pear to me. One la to run for office Over half a million house doorsI ** Cities and villages hays bee» Cecil Harrison of Brownsville and read the political advertisement» W. O. McNeil and wife visited have been shtpped from Oregon in 1 destroyed, people buried alive, of his opponent, the other la to be wae in town Tuesday, at L. E. Esgy'e Thursday. married and have his wife tell him the past year, most of them to j food supplies ruined and Amerlean A beet sugar factory at Salem is what she thinks of him.—Florida Mr«. Sadia Peary of Woodburn orphanages wrecked by devastating Great Britain. Tlmes-L’nlon. promised if 1000 seres of beets and W. G. Peary of Seattle are earthquakes in Armenia. A shipment of Ortgon straw­ are grown in tributary territory visiting W. G. McNeil and family. ‘Anxiously these unfortunate Cheap Seiemogreph berry plants was recantly made to next year and 8,000 in 1928 An instrument for detecting earth­ Miss Palmer and the children people await America’s response. ! Cambridge, (England. England's quakes, so simple of construction and John Arnold. L. D. Vidito, Ed c'uinate reeeuables ours, but »he are preparing a program to he Will you today please mall your so cheap that It could be Installed tn Bowers and H. W. Vincent are lias less Bunshine.J given Christmas sve and commit­ check or ccotribution f Why not every home, has been perfected by a government scientist. The instruments the only sarviving members of the tees have been appointed to get do it now, for Ufa is at stake? If La Grande had a defective tide now used are cumbersome and expeu Brownsville G. A. R. and decorate the Chrlstmae tree. you have recently sent a check, slve, and consequently there are rela walk over a flume, Leroy Bloorn- please give this latter to a friend. L. E. Arnold, the Lebanon lively few In operation throughout the The Womeu’e Missionary society quist, 4 years old, fell into the * 'Confident that your response poultryman, contemlates a big world. tlume and drowned. The supreme of the Peoria South Mdtbodist will be both swift and generous, hatchery at the county seat. court has confirmed an award to church met with Mre. E. K. Hover The W orld’e Beet Tne official cruise raisad Coos his mother of $7500 from the city. for its regular hutinest meeting Cordially yours, J .J. Handsakor, ' Northwest Regional Director, Tlie American honey bee la the county forest valuations 373,000 world's champion heavyweight hone) There are 2 000,000 ibeep in Thursday afternoon. Officers were *'613 Slock Exchange Bldg.” Last winter trappers captured Oregon, vielding-an annual return elected as follows: President, Mre. maker. Many honey producers remove the sweet stuff from the combs by 2019 Oregon beavers, worth 128, W B.’Smith ; vice-preeident, Mr». of »11,000,000. centrifugal or gravity artractora. a Every dollar received for a Minnie Githens ; corresponding 316‘ process which yields a clearer product I^N K W yearly subscription to (Continued on last page) One case of chickepox, 7 of than that which comet through the Klam ath Falls lias 11,500 the Rural Enterprise before 6 crude methods employed abroad. population and a million dollar o’clock Friday evaning, Dec. 24, monthly pay roll. will be turned over to the Near Lake Labish district, Marion East Relief. jMska the paper a county, has shipped 367 cars of Christmas gift to a friend and celery this year. help tha homeless little ones. Halser had a rocord weather - ehange this week —wind from Bermuda-London Milestone Santa Claus’ headquarters and ice English mile» are marked In soro.- an puddles Monday and Tuesday of the distant parts of the world, as and a southwest breeze and a j ( for Instance along a roadside In Ber­ for the Whole Family muda one may read on a sign promi­ drizzle Wednesday morning. | nently displayed by the roadway thia Mist Margaret Standish, who ie I Stationery . . 33c a box to $2.50 box Inscription, "London i.t/70 Miles." The mtleatnae was placed there about two still vilitiog at her great-uncle i Face Powder . . . 50c to $3.50 a box score years ago by an acUva British John's, seems to like such Hals <-y I official detailed there for service.— society as ths has encountered. I Perfume . . . . 50c to $3.00 a bottle Ohio State Journal. She is not within the age limit for' i Bath Salts....................... 50c to $ 1.75 bobs posted in the window of Mil- I M ullet1» Legal Standing Bath P o w d e r........................... $1 a box ler's barber shop, but she wear.- i The bureau of flahertea says that the her hair short all the same. mnllet la a flab. The question arose K o d a k s ........................$1.00 to 65,00 many years ago, whan an attempt was In these limes of text-book ' made to restrict the catching of cer­ Kodak Albums . 75c, $1.50 and $3.00 squabbling students of history and j1 tain kinds of fish la North Carolina, the mullet among them. A fisherman gsograpby can find much useful 1 Games-Rook, Pit, Flinch, etc. was apprehended who had caught a nformation in our serial story, | mullet. H U defense was that the mul­ $1.00 to 3.00 Bill Folds "The Doom Trail.” let had a glxsard Instead of a stomach —therefore. It was a fowl. Tha Judge Could you hear Santa Claus | 50c to $3.00 Purses agreed with him. bells jingle when you saw snow on Flashlights..............................$1.40 up grass and boards Monday morning' A ge end W eight Watches , . . . $1.50, 2.25 and 2.75 Mrs. Mary E. Windom of Many autbortUee agree that after a person passee the age of thirty he Brownsville has been divorced. Pens, Parker Duofold, $3.50, 5.00 7.00 should weigh from 10 te W per cent T R . Mode has bought and he! leas than the weight given on scales Pencils, Eversharp . . . 50c to $5.00 and the boys ar» running the as average. They explain that after that age a person has ceased to grow Mason pool hall and confectionery and does not need extra weight for aC**Peoria. building. It U, therefore, deemed un­ necessary te t a i the heart with pump Mrs. J. C. Bramwell hae a Ing blood through tlaeuee which are housekeeping job at Corvallis: not actuitly seeded. ____ ___ Halsey people who attended the C /r is tm a s ^u a a e stio n s '“W Gifts for Everybody M. V. KOONTZ Co.’ sey x h a rm a c y