GLOBE, Albany ^ ^ lb a n y j^ ire c to ry a lb an y baking co . Red Grange * 405 W e « F irs t B U T T K R -N U T B R E A D IN ‘ One Minute 99 to Play The greatest athletic contest ever filmed and played hv Am- eric»'« greatest athlete—the pic­ ture you have wanted to see all this time—You’ll fairlv gripp your seat. p in 't Miss This One Cows for Sale EDITOR AND PUBLISHER Albany Floral Co. Wedaesday, Nov. 24, 1926 Cut flowers - *• and plants. Floral art for every and all occasion,. Flow er phone 458-f. I1UPLKX GARAGE. Advertising, 20c an in c h ; no discount for tim e or space ; no charge for com­ position orciauges. EUSTBURN’9 GROCERY More Than One Side to Every Question L ' 129 E. Second. Bert Adatus, Prop. Storage. Washing. P o litb ing , General iubneating day aad N ig h t Service. *-A 4 th and I.yons Street The place to buv good groceries at the right price. On the corner, plenty of room to park. Albany. Lolita Cafeteria and confectionery 1-3 Home cooking. Pleasant surround­ Two fresh pure-bred Jerseys with papers. P. A- Pehrsson, K 1, Halsey. Garage, Service Station for Sale ings. Courteous, efficient service. MZe make our own candies. W . S. D uncan . F 3RD SALES AND SERVICE Tires and accessories Repairs K ibk - P o l l a r M o to « Co. The Waterville garage and ser­ EVirtmiller Furniture Co., furni- vice station will be offered for sale, r ture, rug,, linoleum, stoves ranges. Funeral directors. 427-433 west First Nov. 27, to highest bidder. Make street, Albany, Oregon. me an offer. G- 0. Thomson, EMNTEL WRECKING CO- Waterville, Oregon. r W h e n in A lb a n y Call at the S p e c ia lty S hoppe 31« W. Second St. for hemstitching stamped goods, fancy work, etc. a36 West 1st Used Parts for all cars F rank g . will , je w e l« 326 west 1st street Por wonderful values in sparkling gen:,, gold and silverware of very best quality ides and fur 9 tanned to H Purs. Order. Cash paid for Hides and Q. B. Ogden. East W ater Street olman ur savings department. A l b a n y S t a t e B a n k . Under government supervision. V 1A RINELL0 PARLORS I” (A beauty aid for every need) St. Prancis H otel. W inifred Rose, Prop. Oregon J^OSCOE AMES~HARDWARE A lb an y C ream ery A ssociation T he Winchester Store GEARS GROCERY l 1st it A and O Ferry W. O. Church. M g r Buy where you D ollar buys more Manufacturers of LINN BUTTER a n d B u y e rs o f Eggs - Highway Garage - Waldo Anderaon and Son, Props. F a n n e r s ’ C o - o p e r a tiv e * D ay a n d N ig h t S to ra g e C re a m e ry Atwater-Kent - Strömberg Federal W. L. WRIGHT K o lit« Radios 1st and Baker Sts. Loral Agent for ALBANY Chevrolet Motor Cars D. C, Rossman, Salesman H a lse y, O re g o n t t a year in advance Arrearages. 12/-,c a month OREGON. FARM LOANS at lowest rate of interest. Real Estate Insurance Prompt service, courteous treatm ent. W u ' B a i n . RoomS, First Savings Bank builning. Albany Next Sunday evening —according to announcements—the pastor at the local Methodist church will take for his subject, “ Is Christian­ ity a failure?” No doubt the pastor will prove that Christianity is not a failure In this the writer will agree, provided he does not confine ids version of Christianity to the narrow path through the scriptures that Methodist ministers are wont to confine their teachings. No, Christianity is not a failure, though the intolerance, bigotry and positiveness of some preachers that their beliefs are absolutely the only ones worthy of consideration, have made a failure of some preachers, and of some members too. There are some 800 religious denomina­ tions in the world today, yet some little preachers have the ego to be­ lieve that all who do not subscribe to tbeir particular dogma are on the wrong road and will not reach their desired destination. We sometimes wonder if it never oc- cured to some of these single track brethern that possibly they, them ­ selves, might be wrong and at least one of the others right. Country Dailies Find They Are Handicapped The two Bend papers, both pub­ lished daily, have been consolidat­ ed. This is the result of attempt­ ing to publish two city newspapers in what might be termed, a good weekly town of 10,000. Bend is large enough for two real weeklies to flourish and pros­ per but not large enough for one small daily to make a howling suc­ cess, financially speaking. As a rule a small daily published in a town of 10,000 or less is on the ragged edge of bankruptcy. A six or eight page paper is not large enough to cover their town, county, state, nation and the world, and consequently they can only skim lightly over the surface of the real news and the people who want to know of all the current events are forced to read a metropolitan paper consisting of from twenty- four to forty-eight pages or more and all for practically the same m mey as the six page daily. Verily, the small daily is a “ flat tire.” The printers get the tnonev and the publishers get the experi­ ence. $29,686,214 in Dairy Products and Eggs Shipped Out of U. S. W hat the Fairy Told Three M arried W omen Published Every Wednesday, B y H ubert L. A lmox N o v . 28-29-30 A RURAL ENTERPRISE T hree women once w ent to the M a r­ riage Fairy. T h e first woman said: "M y hnsband la not very charming or entertaining, bat he la proud ot my beauty, and sends me abroad In furs and satins and Jewels. H ow long w ill It last 7“ And the fa ir y answered: " It w ill last till the next panic In W all street, when your husband w ill lose his money and put a bullet through his head.” And the second woman s a id : “I do not care fo r w ealth or luxury If I can be adored. And I am. I have been married fifteen years, and my husband still thinks me the loveliest woman on earth. H ow long w ill It last?" And the fa iry answered: "You have a l­ ready had It longer than nearly aU the most-loved women. I t w ill last for eighteen months longer, and then cease quite suddenly, you w ill never know why." And the third woman said : " I don’t seem to need w h a t most women need. W e are poor, and I n ever had a really beautiful dress In my life . B ut I don't care. M y husband never pays me n great deal of attention. I don't re­ member that he ever complimented me In his life. I sit w ith him In the evening a fte r m y w ork Is done. And I f by chance he meets my eyes and smiles, I am p erfectly happy. H o w long w ill i t l M t r And the fa iry an­ swered: “I t w ill last t ill the day of your golden wwddlng. and then longer still. Do you re a lly w ant I t fo rev e rT ' — Kansas C ity Times. W om en in U. S. T reaeury T he assistant treasurer of the U n it­ ed States Inform s us th a t In the spring o f 1862 M r. F . B. Spinner, treasurer o f the U nited States, prevailed upon Secretary Chase to p erm it him to ap­ point a woman to cut and trim United States currency. This w ork was then done w ith shears In the hands of men. H e appointed Miss Jennie Douglas, and. as he a fte rw a rd expressed tt, "her first day's w ork settled the m at­ te r in her and In woman's favor." On October 9, 1882. the follow ing woman employees were appointed: Mias F a n ­ nie L. H alstead, Miss Annie York. Miss B elle S. T ra c y , Miss Elisabeth Stoner and Miss M a ry Burke. These women were the first fo r whom con­ gress regularly made an appropria­ tion. H a y C a fe te ria Service u D a iry products and eggs valued at .«29,886,214 w ere exported from the U nited States In the year ending June 80. 1926, according to a state­ ment on the export situation Issued by the Sears-Koebuck A gricultural Foundation. Canned m ilk topped the list, w ith eggs second, cheese th ird and butter fourth. T he principal ex­ port m arket fo r these products proved J Pianos For Sale Tv | | Some Good Used Pianos and Organs o f Good value A fine Stsndard Make Piano for $150.00 Another Marshal and Smith for $195.00 W e d o n ’t use any trick s to 'sell P ianos. Just com e in a n d look over o u r goods, w e will please you if you w ill call on us. -T E R M S ’ DAVENPORT MUSIC HOUSE, 409 W LEE G. DAVIS, Proprietor ' ts « a n - R o e b u c k A s r ic u lt u r a l Cyy P o o n d a tla a ) O u r hay crop furnishes one of the lnrgest cafeteria services In existence, according to the Sears-Boebuck A g ri­ c u ltu ra l Foundation. Seventy-eight mutton tons, It Is expected, w ill be produced In 1926, a large p art of w hich w ill be cons'umed by cattle. According to figures put out by the D ep artm en t o f A g riculture, 51.4% of this am ount w ill be eaten by cattle, 44 .6% bty horses and the rem aining 8.8% by sheep. T he amount o f hay eaten by hogs Is very slight, only a small frn c tlo n of one per cent o f the a lfa lfa crop. As In the case o f other feed cro ps, most o f this hay Is con- sumed r ight on the farm where it Is grown. (j9 ro c > x c e r T h e s e M a s h e s G iv e R e s u l t s O. \Y. 1 R V M EGG M ASH Good Luck Best in quality, lowest in price. „ v r many satisfied users. Our Oregon Maid Dairy f you »rill find will meet with egually as good success as o ur Luck Egg Maeb. This excellent 20 per cent Proti en dajry ft «d has within two months become one of the lear’j Og sellers from our Eugene store. Slacked on the floor’ü„ ide three ) Mding commercial feeds it is now going five gr >ck„ to one of a (j the others com- bioed. The proof ot tba pudding j, in th (. eating. ( jive it a Trial J. L STUART, T. J. Skirvin Seed (° Phone 400 D E LB E R T STAR R Funeral Director and Licensed Emluilmer A S S IS T A N T Brownsville, Oregon Modern Barber Shop Tuesdays Agency Hub Cleaning Works A B E ’S w For Your Older Hens— “ T h e Insurance M an ” Laandrv sent « ■ J r ia n g J e A ll k in d s a t Lo w e st B ates. W e spe cia l ixe in A u to an d T r u c k in s u ra n c e . LA D Y 1st Albany For Your Pulletts— INSURANCE L O Ellsworth St.. 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