RURAL ENTERPRISE
Honor (huntti
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MRS. BASSETT
ALWAYSTIRED
5 C h ild ren A r e Born
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to C o u p le in Y ear
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Charlottesville, 111.—Hr». Les­
lie Hobbs of this city has added
five members to the Cass county
population within a year. She is
'h irty years old.
o n January .*». 1925. she cave
hlrth to triplets and less than a
year later she again came to the
front with a pair of twins.
T here are four other children in
the family.
Doctor a s . !
Discoverer o f
£
éhesia
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N ow in Good Health by Using
Lydia E. Pinkham’s V ege­
table Compound
Lansing, Michigan.— “I have taken
Lydia E
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KEEPING A RECORD
IS C R E M A T E D T O
“M E R R Y W I D O W ” A IR
S h ip b u ild e r’»
D ire c tio n »
lo w e d a t R ite».
E o l-
“Was Jack heartbroken when you
Jilted him?"
“No. lie was perfectly horrid."
“W hat did he do?”
“When I gave him back the ring hs
took a little file out of his pocket aud
made a notch on the inside."
“ What was horrid about th at?"
“T here were five notches In It al­
' ready."
London —To the lilt of »ay music.
Including strain s from H 'lie Merry
I Widow waltz, the coffin of A lexander
M. Carlisle, famous shipbuilder and
STRANGE OCCURRENCE
friend of the form er kaiser, was
taken from the chapel at the G older's
Green crem atorium Into the furnace
chamber for cremation.
The ceremony was arranged by Mr. '
Carlisle him self a few weeks ago,
when he knew his deuth was near. J
He paid in advance for his owu ere- '
matlon and had the receipt framed. |
He also settled the fee of the funeral
o rg an ist
“I have no fear of death." he said. I
“I w ant nobody to grieve. T herefore j
I have paid for and instructed th e I
organist to play the w altz from T h e
Merry Widow.' ”
There were no formal religious ,
rites, no hymns and no prayers. About 1
a dozen m ourners were in the chapel, I
Including Mr. C arlisle's duughter, the '
"How did the accident happen?“
Baroness Von Versen. In the m idst ( "Mistook a puncture-proof tire for a
of the unusual ceremony she col- ■ life preserver—and w ent down.”
lapsed.
W ith U t T o n ig h t
A r o o n d th e b a n q u e t b o a rd w e alt
D yin g S u rgeon Bara
P inkham 's Vegetable Com­
pound w henever I
needed It. W hen I
first used It 1 was
so bad I could hardly
w a l k across t h e
room w ithout cry­
ing. I was tired all
the tim e. I th in k
my trouble w as com­
ing on m s for six
m o n t h s before I
realized It. I read
of your wonderful
m e d i c i n e In the
paper, an d • • • m y husband
bought me a bottle, and a fte r the first
few doses I felt better, so kept on
tak in g It u n til I w as well and strong.
I take It a t tim es when I feel tired and
it helps me. I will alw ays have a good
word for your m edicine and tell any­
one w hat good It has done me. I
recommended It to my neighbor for her
girl, who Is sixteen years old, and It
w as ju st w hat she needed. She Is feel­
ing fine now, and goes to school every
day "—Mas. E. F. B assyrr, 216 South
Ilayford Avenue, Lansing. Michigan.
Do not continue to feel all run-down
and half sick when Lydia E. P inkham 's
Vegetable Compound Is sold by drug­
gists everywhere. It is a root and herb
medicine and has been used by women
to r over fifty years.
fU TS and SCRATCH ES
w*
Stop the smarting and basten the
healing by prompt application of
Resinol
'Mid o r a to r io s lo r y .
as many as eight painless operations
T h e m an w h o m a k e s th e r e a l h it
“H u m b u g ” a t F u neral
through the employment of th e new
J u s t te lle a fu n n y e to r y .
Marlon, Ohio.—Dr. Benjamin Mer- '
anesthetic. It w as generally accepted
In th e neighborhood th at he could do rill Rickets, sixty-eight years old, of
H is M e th o d
It. No g reat stir w as made over It, and Mount Gilead, internationally fumous
C ustom er—How Is It th a t I have
the practitio n er exerted no effort to surgeon, made this unusual death bed
not received a hill from you?
FOR FIRST A ID
acquaint the medical world w ith his request of an old friend, Dr. A. RliU :
Grocer—The fact Is. Mr. Beck, that
“I'll
have
no
m
inister,
no
priest,
no
Every day on the farm
achievement.
I never ask a gentlem an for money,
2 V JZR. C R A h T 'tJ lW
brings a new need for
In the m eantim e W. T. G. Morton humbug. Crem ate my body and sc a t­
custom er—Is th at so? And w hat do
By P R O E H L H A L L E R JA K L O N
“ Vaseline” Jelly. A pure,
sirlan recognized Doctor Long’s claim w as experim enting In th e Boston of­ ter the ashes over the graves of my you do If he doesn't pay?
mother
and
father."
I'l> to th e g a la x y o f sol
to the honor.
fice and laboratory of Dr. C. T. Jack-
safe remedy for burns,
Grocer—If he does not pay. I con­
Doctor Rhu announced th a t the un­
dlers and statesm en hon- I Doctor Long w as the son of Jam es son. He became Interested In den­
cuts, rashes and minor
clude
he
Is
not
a
gentlem
an
and
then
ored w ith places In Stat- 1 and Elizabeth W are Long, and was tistry , and made several contributions usual request will be carried out. The I ask him.—Progressive Grocer.
akin troubles. Take inter­
body
was
taken
to
C
incinnati
for
cre­
uary hall n t the nation's horn in D anielsville, Ga., November 1. to th a t science. F irst trying eth er on
nally for coughs and colds.
mation. The ashes will then be taken
capital, the Hall of Fame. 1815. He was graduated from Frauk- anim als, he extended the experim ents
to
Proctorville,
Lawrence
county,
and
Som
e
D
iffe
re
n
c
e
Chenebrough M fg . Com pany
a country doctor. He Is Hn college, now the U niversity of Alcohol, laudanum and galvanic shocks
strewn over the graves of Doctor
State S t.
N ew Y o rk
“Yes, I get $80 a week,” said th e i
Dr. C raw ford W illiamson Georgia, in 1835, standing second In had hith erto been used as anodynes
R ickets’ m other and father.
saleslady In the millinery establish- j
Long of Georgia. declared ! his class, and w ent from th ere to the In dentistry.
D octor Rickets w as known through­ I ment.
by many au th o rities to U niversity of Pennsylvania, to study
Being a dentist, he could not p er­ out the world as an authority on su r­
“How do you m anage to command
have discovered th e value medicine. H e w as graduated from form surgical operations, but on Octo­ gery of the heart, lungs and throat. He
«■a u a R M
of anesthesia In surgical th a t university In 1830 and fo r a y ear b er 18, 1848, in the M assachusetts Gen­ was born May 20, 1858, at Proctorville, so large a salary?” usked the country
FAIRO LAU M J IA X X
achool teacher.
operations as a preven­ w as employed In a New York hospital. eral hospital, in Boston, Dr. J. C. W ar- ¿ a „ reoce c u n ty . He attended Ohio
“I know hats."
This work did not appeal to him and ren, acting upon the idea of Doctor W esleyan university and took
tive of pain.
post­
“D ear me! F or $50 a week I have j
D octor Long Is the first of G eorgia's he retu rn ed to Georgia to tak e up the Morton, did perform a public opera
g raduate medical courses ut Miami to know everything."—Louisville Cou­
distinguished sons to be honored with p ractice of medicine. He settled In : tlon upon a person anesthetized with Medical college, Columbia university rier-Journal.
a mem orial In the Hall of Fame. Each Jefferson. Jackson county.
ether, and th e medical world of the Hnd the Skin and C ancer hospital.
s ta te Is perm itted to honor two of its
A fter he began the practice of medi­ E ast w as advised of IL
New York city.
T h e R eekie»» A g e
n a tiv e sons w ith statues, and on cine In Jefferson hr h young man, Doc­
T his was more than four yenrs a fter
81 suppose old Jim T ucker Is as
M arch 30 a group of Georgians, head­ to r Long became popular. He was the Venable operation. T h ere were
atlngy as ever." rem arked the form er [
ed by Gov. Clifford W alker, Journeyed companionable, and his office was four w itnesses to the rem oval of the T akea 2 0 M inutea to
resident ou a flying visit to Dlnky-
to W ashington to unveil the sta tu e cut made the rendezvous for the younger Venable tum or—young stu d en ts In
A p p ly G eorgia'a S e a l yille.
from m arble by J. Massey Kldnd, ami people of th e community, who fre­ Iioctor Ixmg'g office, but they seem to
A tlanta, Ga.—Twenty minutea a re
“Gosh, no." exclaimed the native, I
accepted by congress under a resolu­ quented It for w hat they term ed “eth er have kept as quiet about It as he did. required for an expert to attach the
O na m tnut»— that'« how quick D r Scholl'«
“Jim 's gettln’ to be a reg'lnr spend­
i l n o pad« and th e p a in of corn«. T h e y
tio n Introduced by S en atfr H arris.
frolics." They would inhale nitrous
E ventually the dispute as to the great seal of Georgia to a document.
do It aa/a/y Y o u ris k no Infection from
th
rift.
Why.
lip
even
gets
Ids
h
air
cut
T his Is the second memorial, how­ oxide gas and while under its influ­ right of discovery and the honor of Only a couple of seconds are necessary
a m a te u r c u ttin g , no d an g er from “ drop«*
a t the barber shop now ¡"—American
(a c id ). Z ln o pad« rem o ve th « c g u » a -
ever, placed In the Hall o f Fam e to ence do many ridiculous things. These having perform ed the first operation for the process In other states.
Legion
Weekly.
pressing or ru b b in g o f «ho««. T h a r a re
th e “discoverer" of anesthesia. Mas­ parties became quite a fad. Doctor reached congress. In 1849 Doctor
Tile difference Is between the seal
th in , m edicated, a n ti septic. p ro te c tiv e ,
sa c h u se tts already has pu t one there Long wished to encourage his young Morton asked congress to recognize of 1799. which the state still uses, aud
heeling. G et ■ boa to d a y a t yo u r d ru g ,
g is t « or ehoe d ea ler1«—35c.
O u t o f S e a to n
to the memory of W illiam T. G. Mor- ' friends In th eir fun, but he found It his clulm, hut S enator William G the seal of modern Invention.
fee fre e Sim ple m u Tke Sckotl Mfg. Ce., Outage
"Our boss discharged three pretty
ton, a den tist of Boston, who for a difficult to supply them w ith sufficient Dawson of Georgia, fought so effective­
Sealing wax is rolled Into thin w a­
long tim e disputed w ith Doctor Long nitrous oxide to meet th eir demands, ly for Doctor Long th at M orton's am ­ fers when G eorgia's seal Is made stenographers today."
"Isn 't It a strange tim e of the year
th e rig h t to he known as the first to With the Inadequate laboratory equip- bition was defeated. No action was ready for operation. Gilt paper, cut
u se e th e r in deadening pain in a sur- ment he possessed he found it irnpos- taken.
circular In form, th e exact size of the to be canning peaches?"
glcal operating. B ut various author!- tible to prepare this elem ent In quali­
It m ust be said. In ju stice to Doctor I die, with serrated edges, next is laid
P u t one. on—the pain is gone
ties have acknowledged Doctor Long's I titles.
COLD H O T STUFF
Jackson, th a t before he died he ad­ upou each side of the wax wafer. At
claim to th e honor, and It seems to j So he perm itted them to use Rul- m itted in full the ju stice of the claim the sam e time ribbons are Inserted
'Vise men say nothing In dungeroua
between th e w afer and the p aper
Jiave been established thoroughly phuric ether, and "eth er p arties" be- of Doctor Long.
tim es.—-Selden.
th a t the Georgia physician as early came the rage In the w inter of 1.841-42.
Dr. J. Marlon Sims of New York. disks. Tile w afer then is placed be­
«8 M arch 30, 1842, perform ed a pain­ The youtfg doctor observed th a t ether In 1877, a fte r a com plete Inquiry Into tween the plates of the die and
less operation with the aid o f sul­ seemed to m ake those who partook of , th e controversy, declared th a t Doctor stam ped tightly, leaving the devices
p h u ric ether. The monument, th ere­ It insensible to pain. One night at a | Long's right to the honor w as unmls- Im printed on either side of the soft
fore. w as unveiled on the anniversary frollc a youth slipped ami fell. He tnkahle Hnd so reported to the Virginia wax and revealed, like an engraving,
on the glided |>a|ier. This Is attached
o f th a t date.
dislocated his ankle, hut suffered no Medical society.
T his new est memorial is only onp pain. Then the young p ractitioner
The unveiling of th e mem orial In by narrow ribbons to the docum ent of
o f several erected to D octor Ixmg In concluded th at If eth er Inhaled In fun S tatu ary hall n t W ashington has state, forming what Is known as a
th is connection. In the sta te rnpitol eould make a person oblivious to pain. placed In Im perishable m arble the wax pendant.
a t A tlanta, there Is a life-size por­ It could be employed In a scientific story o f this g reat achievem ent.
tr a it of Doctor Long placpd there by way to stop pain in operations.
It Is curious th at every rival o f Doc­ P r a y e r Faila to C ure
Take without Fear as Told
a friend to honor him for his great
Among th e young men of, Iioctor tor Long fur this honor cam e to a d ra­
H it T a lk in g — F in e Doea
Hobble—(iee. th a t’» hot stuff.
«llscovery. ’As early as March 30. Long's acquaintance was Jam es M m atic end. Dr. H orace Wells, over-
In “Bayer” Package
Hager*town, MJ. — When prayer
M other—What, Bobbie?
1912. the U niversity of Pennsylvania Venable, who suffered from tum ors In c o n e by the rejection of his claim by
failed
to
cure
Jesse
W.
W
earer,
Jr.,
Bobbie—
Tills
Ice
cream.
unveiled a bronze medallion In the his neck. Doctor Long suggested he the French aendemy, comm itted sul-
G eorgian's honor. Two years before could put him under the Influence of c ld e ; Morton died from congestion of of talking during aervices in the
C a s u a l O b s e rv a tio n
th a t d ate at Jefferson. In Jackson sulphuric eth er and remove the tum ors j the brain. Induced by excitem ent over Church of God at Sample* Manor,
In r e e t t g a t lo n e b r in g
county, Georgia, w here Doctor Long w ithout pain. The young p atien t was j an article seeking to deprive him of his n ear here, member* of the congrega­
A « fa te o f m in d In ta n a e —
•bad lived and w here his first use of gam e; he consented to let Long do the i honors, and Jackson, like Wells, bc- tion took heroic measures.
T a t seldom e h o w a t h in g
T hree membera of the congregation
e th e r In a surgical operation took Job. Doctor Long adm inistered the I cam e Insane from the contention over
T h a t m a k e e m uch d iffe re n c e .
place, his friends and old neighbors anesthetic, and when Venable awoke j th e disputed honors and died In an »el zed W eaver during service* one
and adm irers had erected a marble he would not believe th at he had re- i asylum. Doctor Long himself, "In the night and brought him to the p olhe
A ll H it O w n W a y
celved relief. Tills operation was j fullness of service,” was stricken with court here. A fine of $14, which the ! "Do you never resent th e eontrnvee- .
sh a ft In his memory.
Justice
assessed,
wa*
¡»aid.
On the cam pus of the Georgia State perform ed on March 30, 1842. It was apoplexy at the bedside of a patient,
Member* of the congregation »aid (tai attitu d e tow ard your S|x*eches?“
university at Athens there Is also a followed by another as shown by the i T he discovery alleviating m an's suf th a t W eaver ta ile d continually during
“Never,” answ ered Senutor Sorghutn. j
hill
rendered
for
the
service.
This
‘
ferlng
came,
not
only
from
a
scientist
m arble tab let telling of Doctor Long's ,
services. They prayed for him, begged “T he only man I know of who ran go
bill
was
as
follow
s:
j
hut
frotp
a
man
of
large
sym
pathies
discovery, and the Republic of France
him to dsslst. and finally threatened on talking w ithout risk to provoking
has paid trib u te to this country doc- i Jam es Venable to Dr. C. W. Long, Dr. j Iioctor Ixmg loved people and h o rses, him, they »aid. but w ithout aucceaa.
’ controversy Is a radio announcer.'
1S42:
j enjoyed cards and th« theater. In bis i
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to r of the South for the p art he played
reading, of which he w as very fond.
In m aking surgery painless. They tell | Jan. 28th. Sulfuric E t h e r . . . . $ .25
Unlesa you see th e “B ayer C ross"
T h e A r t o f S e llin g
P a y a fo r V ie w
j he shared his pleasure with th e futnlly
the story, too, of the late King Edw ard I March 30th, E th er and Ex-
Secretary—Mr T erry said to tell on packnge or on tablets you a re not
T
arrytow
n.
N
Y.
—John
O.
Rockefel.
secting
Tum
or
..................
2.00
circle.
VII, who. when he awakened following
getting the gpnulrie Bayer Aspirin
Doctor Long died In attendants» on ler ha* paid $R/WiO to prevent a reser­ you he is too busy to talk to yon to
May 13th, Sulfuric E ther . . . .25
an operation for appendicitis, asked
proved safe by millions and prescribed
day.
an
obstetrical
case,
his
last
words
be­
voir
obstructing
hl*
view
from
hla
who had discovered anesthesia. Those ' Ju n e Oth. Exsectlng T u m o r.. 2.00
Life Insurance Agent—Tell him b« by physicians over twenty-five years for
In atten d an ce replied. "Dr. Craw ford ! It Is recorded th a t w ithin a few ing directions for th e recovery of the Pocantfco HUI* estate. The village w on't have to say a word.
Colds
ha* changed the *lte. with John IJ.
H eadache
Long, your m ajesty.” The king's phy-1 months' tim e Doctor Long performed patient.
N euritis
defraying the difference in co at
Lumbago
Toothache
Rheumatlstn
Ju »t an Im p r e tiio n
"The clown ml««ed the company of i Murdoch used to am use hlnyself by
N euralgia
Bain, Bain
"Did you get the num ber of th» car
P e ttin g P e rm itte d
the ventriloquist and asked th e circus . filling bladders w ith the gas and car-
New Balts. N Y —Any sum m er via- th a t hit you?” asked the traffic cop
Each unbroken “B ay er"p ack ag e con­
manager w hat had become of his rylng them with him a t night so th at Itors to the Cetakl Is who care to pet
"Look a t my back, officer," replied tain ! proven direction!. H andy boxee
he could find his way about the coun­
th
e
victim
weakly
"I
think
you'll
find
T he psychoanalyst had been called friend.
here may do so. A proposal to turn
of tw elve tahleta coat few cents. Drng-
" •Oh,’ explained the circus m anager, trywide In the dark.
in to address the W ednesday evening
off the light! on moonlight nights w as th e num ber stam ped there."—Amerl glsts also sell hotties o f 24 and 100.
he
found
be
could
make
more
money
We
can
well
understand,
ssys
a
can Ix»gion Weekly.
’ l>et m eeting” of the salesmen. He
carried li> an election.
w riter In the Journal of th e London
related many Incidents of men and selling parro ts.' "
Society,
how
frightened
w
ere
country
,
women who “w asted" th eir lives by
B e it S p o rt
T o o ttie M itu n g
T h e G a t " G h o tt”
people, and they cam e to Im agine him '
doing work to them uncongenial. O th­
Bob—W hat do you consider the
Nome, A laska.—Tootsle, an Eskimo
One
o
f
the
first
to
discover
coal-gas
ncss
to
be
some
kind
of
ghost.
ers. he said, w ere half-way successful,
woman who helpwl Stefansson and best indoor sport?
Clear
enjoying th eir work but not u«lng was William Murdoch, who. about 130
Bohette— Holding hsnds—no m atter
a«.,n
Twelve per ren t of ail people oa Amundsen. is mlss'.-.g. TI.»
th eir ability In a line th a t gave them years ago. made it by heating coal In
H e a lth y Skin
w hether you're playing cards or Irish
the highest rew ards. Then be told the a c lo ^ d vessel w ith an open pipe coo the e arth take th eir law» of life fro » »t her was when an lee cake » u car- tng love.
rylhg
her
out
ln
Lering
sea.
Mecca.
• to r y ;
J nected to IL
Vaseline
S ch olls
'ZAno-pads
“BAYER ASPIRIN”
PROVED SAFE
Using His Talent
C u ticu ra
A