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R H IN O H A S TH E BLUES
fro m A m erica to broaden his a cq u a in t­
ance. 1 should th in k he w ould lik e
“ f j o , H U M I " g ru n te d Ranny Rhino, you, R a n n y ; goodness knows, you are
■*■A as he ro lle d over In th e m uddy broad enough.”
w a te r o f th e Y e llo w R iv e r and tu rn e d
"H o w lovely th a t is o f you, P o lly !”
one tin y ahlny eye to w u rd B ig B rig h t said Ranny, opening his m outh in a
M r. Sun w ho was Just going down be­ « Ide sm ile and show ing so m any teeth
h in d the ta ll P alm Tree.
th a t P o lly gave a lit t le sh ive r and
“ I suppose I w ig h t as w e ll get up moved away.
I t d id n 't look to her
and look f o r m y supper. It's a long •ike a good place fo r an accidental
w a y to th e nearest p la n ta tio n , but th a t fa ll.
su g a r cane Is w e ll w o rth It. M aybe
“ Yes, Cheerups showed me how to
I 'l l find some bamboo, too. N o th in g m ake M r. P a rro t do his share o f s it­
Is much fu n , though, when you can't tin g on o u r nest. A nd w h a t do you
see w e ll, now Is It? " he grum bled, as suppose he to ld me? W hy, Just to be
he caught sig h t o f P o lly P a rro t in the kin d and polite. I t sounds sim ple, but
tre e above him .
It worked. So th a t’s th e reason I can
“ W e ll, th a t depends on w h a t you are be aw ay th is m orning. I don’t have to
t r y in g to see,” crie d P o lly saucily. " I f
w o rry any more about m y fine eggs
It's a Joke o r y o u r d u ty, then I say I t ’s g e ttin g cold. Come on now, Ranny.
Mae M u rra y , th e b r illia n t m ovie
sta r, was born in P ortsm outh, Va. She
moved to New Y o rk when a ve ry sm all
ch ild . A t the age o f fifte e n she made
her firs t appearance on the stage and
became one of the most rem a rkab le
dancers. A t the h eight o f her success
on the stage she entered the pictu re s,
and her m any successes are w e ll
know n.
H. IRVING
KING
U.
A C O R N S A N D LOVE
T T M A Y su rp rise m any people to
A know th a t In c u rre n t s u p e rstitio n s
there su rvive not o n ly rem nants o f
tree -w o rsh ip , n a ture -w o rsh ip , sun-w or­
ship, m oon-worship, etc., w h ich have
been changed by the ages in to fo rm u la s
the o rig in und m eaning o f w h ich those
who use them are e n tire ly Ignorant,
but th a t also th e re s till rem ain open
and d ire ct appeals to the heathen gods
who are in voked d ire c tly by name. O f
th is la tte r sort Is s u p e rstitio n w hich Is
c irc u la te d la rg e ly th ro u g h o u t the coun­
tr y In n e a rly a il those lit t le paper-cov­
ered books de a lin g w ith dream s and
charm s w hich are so e xte nsively con­
sulted by the uneducated and, it m ust
be owned, not In fre q u e n tly "o n the
s ly ” by persons o f Inte llig e nce and edu­
ca tio n . T he s u p e rstitio n in question Is
a r ite fo r d iscovering a young wom an's
fu tu re husband.
An odd num ber o f
g irls not exceeding nine assemble and
each s trin g s on a chord as m any acorns
as there a re g irls present. T hen each
g ir l places her s trin g O f acorns In the
fire and w atches it burn in silence.
W hen the acorns are consumed each
g ir l re tire s to her bed, saying as she
gets between th e sheets:
M a y lo ve an d m a r r ia g e be th e th e m e
T o v is it m e in th is n ig h t's d re a m ;
G e n tle V en u s , be m y fr ie n d .
T h e im a g e o f m y lo v e r send.
Then th e y o u n g man whom she Is
destined to m a rry w ill appear to her In
lHAT’S IN A NAME
-------------------By M IL D R E D M A R S H A L L -------------------
Facts about your name; its history; meaning; whence it
was derived; significance; your lucky day and lucky jewel
UNA
Iris h peasantry. I t Is often p ro ­
nounced Oonsgh and has been A n g li­
cized as W ln n y.
T he pearl Is U na's ta lls m a n lc gem.
I t is the emblem o f p u rity , p o p u la rity
and a ffa b ility . She who wears It w ill
have m any frie n d s and adm irers.
Tuesday la her lu c k y day and 6 her
lu c k y num ber.
H O U G H n o t in general usage, Una
is one o f th e most In te re s tin g o f
fe m in in e names. I t means “ lim in e . "
a c c o rd in g to etym ologists, though the
g re a t and o n ly Spenser who b rought
th e nam e In to fa sh io n rejecte d th is
in te rp re ta tio n . I t Is ty p ic a lly an Iris h
( © by W h e e le r S yndicate. In c .)
nam e and 8ince It resembles “ one,"
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Spenser gave th e t it le o f Una to his
lo v e ly perso n a tio n o f th e one tru th ,
t lie one tru e u n d ivid e d church, the
guide o f the Red Cross K n ig h t.
Una Is queen o f th e fa irie s In the
co u n ty o f O rm ond. In w h ich she ap­
pears In one version o f th e s to ry o f
th e s o ld ie r b ille te d on a m iser. The
m an was amazed a t Ills ho sp itab le re ­
ce p tio n
and
e n te rta in m e n t as he
SOM E OF EACH
th o u g h t by th e a v a ric io u s squire, u n til
m o rn in g disclosed the fa c t th a t Una
bad raised the m ansion and provided r Y 'N W E E V I E DOGGS. president o f
the Sooptown Cham ber o f Com­
th e supper.
Una is m uch In use today am ong the merce, was show ing the w onders o f
the to w n to the d istin g u ish ed v is ito r,
Jazzbo, the man fro m Mars.
y
1 I I I I I I I | | | | | |.| | | | |
"A n d last h u t n o t least. M r. Jazz-
ho," beamed Doggs, ” 1 must show you
A LIN E O ’ CHEER
th a t great A m e ricnn In s titu tio n , the
five and ten-eent store. T h e re ’s n o th ­
By John K e n d ric k Bangs.
ing th e re over ten cents o r under five
4- H - i-i 111 h i ; 111 h h - i - m - m - f ; ; o r In between, and th e re ’s n o thing
th a t's not on sale th e re ."
SHADOW S
“ W e ll, w e ll! ” w e llw e lle d Jazzho—
"even obsolete w h is k y glasses and
M o SHADOW e’er can bother ’
th in g s to fix w h a tch acn llum s w ith ? ”
A ’
w«.
"E ven those,” sm iled Doggs.
A n d on m y w a y I w a lk s t r a ig h t • •
"W e ll, w e ll,”
w e llw e lle d
Jazzho
p a a t It.
U nleaa u n h a p p ily I ace
'
And th e y w ent to th e five and ten-eent
T h a t 1 u n w it t i n g ly h a v e caat IL <>
store, and D ln w e e vle Doggs radiated.
And I f
It
ba t h a t m in e 's th e * ’ “ H ere we a re ! D id you ever gee such
f a u lt
* ’
v a rie ty In y o u r life .
Look a t th a t
T h a t b rin g s t h a t a h a d o w th e re
stack o f h a ir s tra ig h te n e rs ! H ere's a
on m y w a y
Look a t a ll
I a tep aside. a n d fro m th e v a u lt « • h a n d fu l fo r souvenirs.
the p a ten t m onkey wrencliea fo r tr a in ­
L e t g o ld e n L ig h t a tre a m on th e **
h ig h w a y .
in g m on ke ys! S tic k a couple In yo u r
pocket fo r so u ve n irs!
I 'll pay fo r
And w h e n I fa c e t h a t L ig h t 1 « ■
them ! Observe
th e c o n n te rfu l o f
And.
E 'e n
h o u g h Ita r a d ia n t lu s te r **
” o rk dishes th a t flo a t I f w a te r o r g ra vy
b lin d ma.
Is sp ille d on th e m ! I>o have a h a lf
T h e s h a d o w t h a t h a th T e te d m y
m in d
■ . dozen as souvenirs.”
An h o u r la te r, a t the c o m e r o f
la le f t f o r e v e r m o r e b e h in d m e. •»
l£ , by M c C la re N e w sp ap er ly o d lc a ie > ’
M ig ht and M ain streets, Jazzlu) was
dug out from under a p ile o f oil ecell«.
+-*■■1 I i I I I I I I » ♦ ! I I I I I I I I I H
T
a dreum . T h e use o f the acorns Is, o f
course, a rem n a n t o f tre e -w o rs h ip ; an
appeal to the oak, th a t great and popu­
la r tre e god o f o u r ancestors. T hey
are offered to him , consumed by fire
as upon an a lta r.
IN—
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:STORY
( © by M c C lu re N ew spaper S y n d ic a te .)
otlmong the
OTA ULES
H ER BER T C. H O O V ER
1 1 7 H E N a m an's name is Incorpor-
V V ated as a p a rt o f th e language,
he Is tr u ly great. Nowadays, we never
say we are e lim in a tin g waste o r prac­
tic in g econom y; we sim p ly suy we ara
“ H oo ve rising .'*
H e rb e rt H o o ve r is un d ou b te d ly one
o f th e g re a te st men the W o rld w a r
b ro u g h t out.
He was horn In Iowa.
A ugust 10, 1874, studied m in in g e n g i­
neering, was graduated from Leland
S ta n fo rd , and, a fte r va riou s e x p e ri­
ences In m in in g In th is co u n try, went
to A u s tra lia as a m in in g ch ie f. T h is
led him In to China, w here be d id a lot
o f e x p lo ra tlo u w o rk th ro u g h the in ­
te rio r.
T h a t was about tw e n ty -fiv e years
ago, and a fte r these e x c itin g happen­
ings, he se ttle d In London, ho ld in g sev­
eral Im p o rta n t p o sitions w ith m in in g
concerns. T he n G erm any w ent through
B elgium In 1914, and one o f the great
problem s to he met w h ile th e arm ies
fo u g h t, was— who was to feed B elgium
and how?
H e rb e rt H oover was ap­
p o inted head o f the Belgian re lie f, and
d id w o rk so rem a rkab le th n l no one
could a p p re cia te It u n til a fte r the w ar
was over and there wag tim e to view
events In p ro p e r perspective. He pro­
cured food, d is trib u te d If. fixed It so
s ta rv in g co m m u n itie s should have th e ir
share, made sure th a t th e h u n g ry peo­
ple, and n o t the G erm an array, got the
food.
N a tu ra lly he was a p pointed food ad­
m in is tra to r In th e U n ite d States when
we went In to th e w ar. Am ong o ther
things, he c u rta ile d p ro fite e rin g ; en­
couraged home p ro d u ctio n and can­
n in g ; keeping food p ro p e rly d is trib ­
u te d ; p re ve n tin g w a ste ; and shipping
supplies to o u r allies.
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by G c o r s . M a tth e w
Adam . )
neons H rtlcies In clu d in g tra n s fe ra b le
cig a r bands, noodle silencers. Javanese
Bnkle scratehers, pocket s q u irt guns
fo r re fla v o rln g overexerelaed chew ing
gum, ru b b e r shoestrings, spark plugs,
p in wheels, um brellas. Iv o ry handled
b a rre l openers, deml tasse fo rks, dan­
delion wine, h o lle r buttons, baby hanks,
flo o r lam ps, c u rta in |>oleg and cobweb
finders.
"W e ll, w e ll! “ w e llw e lle d the semi­
conscious Jazzho. “ Such a p la n e t!"
(IB br O vorsv M a tth e w A d a m a .)
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LONG SLA YER H U N T
ENDS IN C E M E T E R Y
Ofc
ae
M cC laca N a w a e a ra t s r a d ic a la I
L
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afford«
benefit a» well
pleaiure.
H e a lth fu l exercise fo r the teeth
and a .p u r to digeetion. A long-
lasting refreshment, too th ing to
nerves and stomach.
COSTLIER T H A N BURIAL
Á S ealed
by h a n d s , f u l l o f
flavor.
tight
J
KEPT
R IG H T
Quite Different
cAsk your
Shoe Dealer
fo r
Shoes
W id o w F ln iin lg u n — P ut was such a
b r illia n t Ind th a t lie read a ll o f Shake- |
spear«’» w o rks before lie was ten year«
old.
W ldosr H a n n lg a n — Bednd and that*»
nothing , mo M ichael read them before
th a t age In th e o rig in a l G reek.— La- ■
fa y e tte L yre .
London. — S ir George G reenwood,
p re s id in g re c e n tly at a m eeting o f the
London Society fo r th e P re ve n tio n of
P re m a tu re B u ria l, said he had given
d ire c tio n s to those w ho w o u ld be his
executors to plunge a s tile tto In to his
h e a rt a fte r hla deuth so as to m ake
ivith
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Sole
for Wear
United Stette Rubber Company
Turning Bad Luck to Good
certain of IL
H e added th a t a schoolm ate o f his,
who became a great surgeon, Insisted
the sta b b in g process be c a rrie d out
as a p re ca u tio n .
S ir G eorge declared he had no fa ith
In the present so-called modern m eth­
ods o f c e rtify in g death.
M iss E m ily Akes, h o n o ra ry secre­
ta ry o f th e society, said one o f the
heat-known men In E n g la n d had once -
been placed In a casket as dead, anil 1
when about to he b u rle d was fo u nd to
he q u ite w e ll and a live . He had lived
fo r some tw e n ty ye a rs a fte rw a rd .
"W e can tu rn even o u r m is fo rtu n e s
In to tr iu m p h « ”
" T h a fa rig h t,” s a id th e Jazz com-
poser. “ I h it my fin g e r w ith a tack
ham m er and had to p la y th e piano
Just the same.
T lie re s u lt was one
of th e t r ld f f r e t lit t le syncopations you
e ve r h e u rd .” — W a sh in g ton Star.
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rountjer"
A K E up y o u r s le e p in g y o u th I
L o o k y o u n g n rl
Be y o u n g e r!
Age has lit t le to do w ith y o u r looks
o r y o u r fe e lin g s. I t's th e c o n d itio n o f
y o u r blood th a t c o u n ts !
A n d blood w ill t e ll!
I t te lls In a
h u n dre d ways. I f y o u r system Is s ta rv ­
in g fo r ric h , red blood, you m ay lo o k
and fe e l o ld a t t h ir t y . B u t I f you b u ild
up th e red blood c e lls w ith 8. 8. 8.
y o u 'll q u ic k ly see th e w rin k le s fad«
aw ay— th e gagging pouches g iv e w a y
to firm , s o lid flesh— and th e fre s h ,
g lo w in g b e a uty o f y o u th ta k e th e place
o f a s k in s a llo w ana d is fig u re d w ith
blem iabes.
R ich, red blood m eans y o u th , v im
nnd e n e rg y !
8 8. 8 h e lp s Nature
b u ild red blood-cells b y th e m illio n s .
F o r g e n e ra tio n s 8. 8. 8 . has been
She You way you lo ve ine m ore thao
k e e p in g people lo o k in g and fe e lin g
life ? And w o u ld you die fo r me
young.
lie — I ’ve n o th in g to dye.
F roah, c'e an a ln g . p u rify in g , ric h , red
blood th a t 8 . 8. 8. helps N a tu re
b
u
ild , n o u rish e s e v e ry m ugcle, o rg a n
Philanthropic Penitentiary
and tis s u e o f th e body.
T h e c r im in a l s * h a p p y « If
P lm p lca , b lo tch es e n d ,
W h o c a re le s s ly e n jo y s h lm s s lf
ilackhends d lM a p p e a r .i
W h e n hs has s q u a n d e re d a ll hla b o a rd
Rolla, eczema and ra sb e a l
T h e p u b lic has to pay h la b o a rd
i d ry np.
Y o u r face—
W
Doom ed Couple U nable to
Say F a re w e ll Before Death
Budapest, H u n g a ry .— W ith five m in
Utes to say good by before th e ir death,
a llo w e d hy th e c o u rt, M ltz l L e derer
and h e r husband, G ustav, a fo rm e r
lie u te n a n t, ch oking w ith anguish and
b linded hy tears, w ere unable to say
a single w ord. T h e y had been con­
victed o f th e m u rd e r and d ism em ber­
ment o f th e o w ner o f a sausage fa c ­
to ry, F ra n k K u d e lka . w ho was v is it-
Ing th e couple In a suburb o f B u d a ­
pest.
T he tw o embraced In a fin a l
m eeting w h ile th e p re s id in g Judge
held a w atch. "Y o u have five m in
1 utes,” he said.
“ F o u r— th re e — tw o —
one, and now no m ore tim e to hid
each o th e r good by.”
T he man and
, w ife w ere p a rte d and Im m e d ia te ly
executed.
I'o llc » fo u nd F reddy on a stree t co»
ner su ckin g a lo lly p o p he had p u r­
chased w ith p a rt o f hl» loot.
Japjack
flo u r
She Wins
Asks to Be Stabbed to
Prevent B u rial A liv e
Mrs. Harris complied.
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both In tlie house a n il in tlie church
S till lie did not see his man.
T lie d e te ctive w ent w ith th e m ourn
ers to H o ly Cross cem etery. E v e ry one
thought th e o ffice r was one o f tlie de­
ceased m an’s frie n d s . F in a lly , as the
members o f the fa m ily k n e lt fo r an in
stunt above the open grave the detec
fiv e saw a man about fo r ty years old
who, except fo r a s w a rth y com plexion
am i traces o f w o rry , was th e co u n te r­
p a rt o f th e p ictu re .
As tlie m ourners le ft, th e detective
a rre ste d t ills man. "Yes, I am G iu ­
seppe C lp o llo ," th e man said lu te r In
tlie p o lic e s ta tio n . " I was th e re when
H e— W e ought Io he very happy—
Rizzo was shot. I had a gun and I , we have so m any th in g s In common.
fired some shots m yself, b u t It was not
She A nd a fte r m a rria g e we’ll have
one o f m y b u lle ts th a t k ille d h im ."
o u r batik account th a t way, too, eh?"
T h e police say a n o th e r m em ber of '
th e band w hich shot Rizzo was a r [
Fame
rested years ago and Is se rvin g a j
L iv e s o f f o o tb a ll m en re m in d us
p rison te rm In M assachusetts. C lpollu
T h a t wo, too. c an push and shove.
Is being h e ld fo r e x tra d itio n to Massa
A n d d e p a r tin g le a v e b e h in d us
H o o f p r in t s on a n o th e r s m ug.
chusetts.
Robs for Lollypops
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Noiseless Rubber Streets
M rs. B rim s to n e ( to her long s u ffe r­
Some o f o u r s c ie n tis ts co n tin ue to
in g h u sb a n d )— John, w h a t Is th e d if ­
ference between ’’e x p o rta tio n ’’ und be m ore s p e c u la tiv e th a n th e w idest
prophets. P ro f. A. M. L o w p re d ic ts a
“ tra n s p o rta tio n "?
Detective Waits Six Years,
M r. B rim s to n e — W e ll, dear, I f you fu tu re w h ic h w ill In clu d e noiseless ru b ­
w ere on y o u r way to T lm h u c to o you b e r streets, m oving gldepaths at th e
but Lands Suspect.
w o u ld be “ e x p o rte d ” and I sh o u ld he ra te o f 20 m iles an h o u r, one m eal a
day o n ly, trou se re d wom an, and “a
New Y o rk .— W hen G iuseppe Rlzzc “ tra n s p o rte d ."
m ild o s c illa to ry s tim u la n t ta ke n In a
was shot dead in a gang fig h t at May­
fe w m om enta" Instead o f sleep. D o c to r
nard, Mass., s ix years ago, lo ca l police
Not So Good
Lo w spenks o f " o u r u n iv e rs a l lo n g in g
F u lle r — L ife Is fu ll o f ups and fo r th e fu tu re ," h u t w ho w o u ld long
were to ld a man kn o w n as Giuseppe
C lp o llo liad been am ong those who ’ downs. A t present I am In fu ll enjoy­ f o r the k in d o f fu tu re he foreshadow s
fired on him . U nable to get a p ictu re
m ent o f o n # o f the ups.
o r th re a te n s? — W e s tm in is te r Gazette.
o f C lp o llo to d is trib u te among d e p a rt­
M ille r — I c o n g ra tu la te you.
F u lle r — D o n ’t. I t ’s a case o f herd
m ents uhout th e c o u n try , th e police
- rv-
m a n u fa ctu re d one. A week ago detec­ up.
tive s received w o rd th a t C lp o llo w in
a Son-in-law o f G atano C aterasso of
Explained
B ro o k ly n .
A d e te c tiv e proceeded tc
M r. Suburbs— W hy is d in n e r an hour
w atch the house. F ate played In to his I late?
Flapjacki art always
hands In gruesom e fa sh io n, fo r C a te r '
light —never heavy;
M rs. Suburb»— I ran over to M ra
alw ayi fender never
asso died, and a ll re la tiv e s liy blood [ Nearson’s to b o rro w an egg.— A m e ri­
•oggy. Thereaaon?
and m a rria g e were summoned.
can Legion W eekly.
No other pancake
M ourners passed In and o u t o f the '
flour it blended the
house, a ll being observed by th e de- '
Flapjack way I
ALSO THE BAN K ACCOUNT
tectlve. None looked lik e Hie man In
Vour grocer hat it I
th e touched 11)) p ic tu re .
T hen came
“ Alherj rtandifae
tlie fu n e ra l next m o rn in g und tlie de­
better
fe ctive m ingled w ith the uiourncrs.
St. Louis. Mo.— F red B rln g rl gives
St. L o u is c le a r t it le to th e youngest
b a n dit on record.
B rln g rl. eleven. Im bued w ith an am
h ltlo n to e m u la te the e x p lo its o f th e
Uukoo gang and Egan Bats, p ro cu re d
a p is to l and proceeded to rob a eon-
fe rtlo n e ry store. A wom an. Mra. Rose
H a rris , was In charge.
“ S tic k 'em op,” com m anded th e In­
fa n t robber bold.
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AFTER
EVERY
MEAL
A d o c to r was ca lle d In to see v
negro who was dow n w ith influenza.
“ W hat I g w ln e to g it h l i n r asked
th e w ife .
"G iv e h im w h is k y ," the p h ysicia n
responded.
“ H ow m uch doe« It cost?”
When the d o ctor named the p ric e ot
good w h is k y per q u a rt the w ife r e
sp o n de d :
“ 1 can b u ry him cheaper dan d a L ”
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H E W H Y if
SU PERSTITIONS
a ll v e ry w e ll to have good eyesight,
b u t— ”
"O h, P o lly , please do be sensible,”
w a lle d Ranny. " I ’m serious about this,
re a lly 1 am. I go p lo ughing around
w ith these d u ll lit t le eyes o f m ine,
c h a rg in g a t th in g s and g e n e ra lly m iss­
in g them .
Even I f I don’t get In to
m uch tro u b le because I am b ig and
fo lk s
are a fra id o f th e tw o
fierce
h o rn s on my nose, s t ill I never feel
c o m fo rta b le becuuse I am so in doubt
a b o ut danger being near.”
“ Big. Runny R h in o ! W hy, I should
th in k you were.
T h e re ’s nobody in
th e w hole Ju n g le la rge r, except G ray
E a rs th e E le p h a n t. A nd w h a t you
are g ru m b lin g about I d o n 't know,
w hen you are so s w ift th a t you can
•outrun a horse. T hen there's y o u r
keen scent and y o u r tw o fine horns.
Y o u r cousin In In d ia has b u t one.
Y o u 'v e a nose te be proud of, I say."
“ Yes, I kn o w a ll th a t, P o lly, b u t
I c a n 't help I t ; I ’ m blue." com plained
lta n n y . “ You seem Jo lly th is m o rn in g ;
I w ish you could m ake me feel so.”
“ W e ll, I am happy, Ranny Rhino.
It
doesn’t ta k e good eyesight to
fin d th a t out, does It? And I 'll Just
ta k e you to th e person who made me
«o. I f you w ould lik e to go. M aybe
he can help you too.
H is name Is
C heerups, and he came a ll th e way
Jacob’s body was found a t his
desk by police w ho went to the
s ta tio n In response to an appeal
f r,,m d iv is io n a l h eadquarters o f
ra ilro a d to in v e s tig a te the
fa ilu re o f th e o(>erator to an-
sw er his call.
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E a rlie r In the n ig h t Jacobs
A hail summoned a physicia n , hut
8 had declined to leave his post.
le t's be o ff to find Cheerups,” chuckled
P olly.
Ranny was so pleased and happy
th a t he came rig h t out o f the w a te r
and fris k e d along by the Y e llo w River,
down the \ \ in d in g W ay and th rough
the T w is ty Vines, w ith P o lly P a rro t
fly in g overhead, u n til th e y came to the
lit t le cle a r place In th e Jungle w here
Cheerups live d .
by L ittle , B ro w n A Co.)
P o lly, Please Do Be Sensible,”
W a ile d Ranny.
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P itts b u rg h , I*«.— F acin g death
fro m a sudden Illness, Kavanagh
Jacobs, n ig h t te le g ra p h opera
to r fo r the P ltts b u rg h -L a k e Erie
ra ilro a d a t M onongahela, near
here, th re w on th e red signals
to stop a ll tra in s a fe w m inutes
before he fe ll across his key,
dead fro m an a tta c k o f acute
indigestion.
T ra in s on th e dl-
visio n were h a lte d fo r m ore 1
than an hour u n til a n o th e r op-
e ra to r could he sent to man the
w ire.
WRIGLEYS
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Little
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♦ Telegrapher Facing
Death Stops Trains
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A Considerate Employer
' being take» on the look
P u b lis h e r -Y o u seem lame.
H ave «nd power of youth.
j you been kicke d o u t Inueh?
Book A g e o t— A b o u t a dozen tim es.
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P u b lis h e r ( k in d ly ) — W e ll, leave y o u r
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' w ith th ia aatnpl« B ib le u n til y o u r back
gets w e ll.
Traps
Small Boy--Dad, how do they ratcb
lu n a tic» ?
F a th e r— W ith fa re pow der, b e a u ti­
fu l (ireaaea and p re tty amllea, my son.
S.SS,
W a ke up y o u r system w ith 8. fl R,
B u ild red blood and you re b u ild y o u th !
Get 8. 8 8. fro m any d ru g g le t. T h e
la rg e r b o ttle 1» m ore econom lcaL
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