PAGE S • • • s o • R U R A L K N T K ftP K I.S K w « « « I t A c » •» < •••« £ G L O B E ¿LL-M Sunday — Monday— Tussday • May 3 —4— t * A P R IL 299, 1925 Paid-for Paragraphs DANCE Halsey Opera House fence and anchor posts. C. E. Quimby, care W. Dykstra. Yew D O U G L A S . ,, M c rv M acLEA N in N e v e r b a y D i e INN M ay 2 • If Laughing hurts you, don’t come A. Old papers for sale at 5c a bundle at the Enterprise'office. © A 2-reel comedy £ Musio by the line i h TORRANCE T u c s d a ) , M ay 2 B ig Carnival Dance at IH A R L fiY ’S 5 TUMBLE S a t ’d a y N i g h t , AUNT with ( J Murdock at Albany Reconditioning Shop Raybestos Hi-speed Brake Service Station 212 East First si. Albany the lk a tir r u j . Murdock, “ the white M ahat Hhuo» « t m a , " bus been astounding people Goes them all one batter in laugba © all the week at the Globe theater, Dancing every Saturday and Albany, by the way he answers all Wednesday night kiuds of questions banded up to Halsey Railroad Tfme him from the patrons of the place N orth South Here is a sample of his work: The funniest motion CURB ON JAPANESE UP How to Get Most Value Q — W ill the San Francisco N° ' re i n « “• “ *■ N o ' 17' 12:v* P- picture ever made u *• “ *• 33' p- (Continued from page 4) Canada to Consider F urth er Im m igra From a Good M ale Bird man ever keep the promise he X 4:25 p. m. J i, U ; 3 4 £ made me? V. M P. tlon Restriction. The inale la more than h alf the poul , No. 14, due Halsey at 5:02 p. tn ,t n, dlum hands and feet; skated well A — He will not, as he has B u S n e I » “ * - « « , from s o itt try flock. An Inferio r hen w ill pro O ttaw a.— W h ile Canada w ill not of danced well, talked well. Read the 3e HalMy Happenings fend Japan, there are evidence« that book« you had read, a companion duce poor chicks from only her own learned of your deception. Nos. 31 and 32 stop only if flagged the Japanese Im m igration question ae able girl. Loads o f money but never egg», but an Inferio r male w ill produce true to your busbaud, or you will Inferior chicks from all eggs laid by realize the seriousness of your UnA J1d 3w' 33 and 34 rnn bet’f«vn Pori •poke of it. Traveled, H e r hand affecting the Pacific coast la again to (Continued from page 1) land and Engene only met yours firm ly— and it was Just a every hen in the pen. says D. J. T a y mistake. P as«ug er, for south of Roseburg ,houl, come up for discussion. hand A t the contact no current d art lor, poultry specialist, Kansas State ‘ This is forest week. Halsey Q —Can you locate my brother? 1517 l ° Eugene and there ‘ """d» Persistent demands from members Agricultural college. ed through you, sending Its shaft with has no forests. L. T . A. of parliam ent representing British Co *i7 *erel 'lS Wn7 i.1i * •*“ * * me* t’ , r i ‘n a little zing to your heart. j The selection of a male to head a A.— Your correct initials are V. 181 P. H. Freerksen and wife lumbia constituencies for fa rth e r re- 18, 17, 14, 34 and 33 in order named. But when Paula showed you a book flock of pallets requires a knowledge C. This violates one of my rules were Albany visitors Saturday. st ruction of Japanese Im m igration Into her arm, as she stood next you of what his ancestors did In egg pro- this country w ill, It is now understood, ductlon. H e should be a good stand as to answering your question, t Standish and Mi's form the basis of an investigation by would somehow fit Into the curve of ! srd-bred male from a high producing even if you had a brother, which Outgoing Mail yours and yon were conscious of the L. C. Merrian were in Albany a sub committee of the cabinet. feel of uer soft «Urn side against you | family. I t is preferable to select a ■ you have not. A t the Halsey postoflice mail Friday. Friday will be Murdoch's last day H e knew many girls. T here was a male whose mother, grandmother, ' The chief m atter for Investigation close going north at 11:50 a. u a ” »< ’ Stevens°n and wife Is the charge, freely made by the B rit distinct type known as the North great-grandmother« and older ancea- I at the Globe. The afternoon ap- and 5:20 p. tn. Shore <lrl. Slim, tall, exquisite; a tors have been trapnested and have F r i d a y 8 BaSS W e r® psarance will be for ladies oulv. ish Columbians, that the Japanese are Going south, 11:10 a. m. am little fine nose, a high, sweet, slight shown a high percentage o f yearly egg not strictly adhering to the restrictive 5:20 p. in. ly nasal voice, ear rings, a cigarette, production records o f over 200 eggs. agreement between the Canadian and lancheon at Huyler's All these girls To Brownsville, 6.20 a. m. am The Lebanon straw berry fall Japanese A male having consistently high rec Miss Amanda M itzer filled government». looked am aslngl, alike. D irk thought • ords In all ancestors w ith high-produc 12 tn. Morning stage to Browns Will be June 5 and 6, weathei the Methodist pulpit morning talked very much alike. T hey all ing sisters la better than a male with ville goes on to Crawfordsville permitting. Colorado Seeks Authority In Parks. spoke French with a pretty good ac a much higher record mother, but rec and evening Sunday. HoHejt and Sweet Home. Night Howlers SYD CHAPLIN J So Big dad J. W. Clark is painting and overhauling a t the residence on his farm near Brownsville. Rev. Joshua Khamis, a refu gee from Syria, will speak at the Chuich of Christ Sunday even ing. f reda Koch and some friendi from Portland called on Hans Koch and wife Sunday a fte r noon. Washington. D. C . ~ T h e right of states to exercise police authority In national parks was argued in the su cent; danced Intricate symbolic ords of sisters and others poorer ac dances; read the new books; had the cording to Taylor. same patter. They prefaced. Inter- Look to the male bird to furnish larded, concluded their rem arks to a higher degree of excellence than the preme court In a case brought by Col orado against the auperlntendent oi each other with, "M y d ealt!" It ex females. Any Improvement Is largely pressed, for them, surprise, sympathy the result of his superior qualities. -he Rocky mountain national park amusement, ridicule, horror, resign«' Only one male need be kept to each ‘Jpectal stress was plaaed by the state tlon. "M y d ealt.' You should have ten or fifteen hens. upon what It termed the monopoly seen her! My deeah ¡ " - h o r r o r Their granted for the use of the highways slang was almost Identical with that Good Silage Keeps W ell to a transportation company. Com M ed by the girls working in Ills office She« a good kid." they said, speak^ Plaint was directed against regulations When It Is Transferred of the secretary of the In te rio r to be Ing In admlrutlon o f another girl. They That good silage can be successfully In a dav enforced by the superintendent of the made a fetish of frankness . Mr». 0 B. Btalnaker of Cor park The « a te held the park roads h i m , • V ,r’ one ta,1“ ‘‘1 I” ».ream ing transferred to another silo If neceg. was proved at the Ohio experi vallis was with her parents, T. were necessary connecting links o! haudllnes the, knew It was necessary sary ment stutlou as an outcome of a Ore to red Ink their remarks In order to I . Patton and wife, here last atate highways. which burned a large live-stock barn gel them noticed ut all. The word Wednesday. rot was replaced by garbage and gar and two wooden silos in connection No Relief Asked by St. Paul Road with It. leaving the silage unprotected. bage gave way to the nltlm ate swill Mr. and Mrs- Frank »Zimmer The silage thus exposed was trans W ashington. D. C . - I n a statement One no longer said "How shocking!" man of Albany were dinnei regarding the receivership of the Chi but. How- perfectly obscene'" The ferred to empty and p artia lly filled guest« of Mr. and Mrs. Ed. •ago, M ilw aukee A 8». Paul railroad words, spoken In their sweet d e a r •llos, being blown Into them through • silage cutter. Three men In the silo ¿immerman Sunday. the Interstate commence commission voices, fell nonchalantly from their did a thorough Job of tramping *iPS AU Very f,‘a rl‘‘ss and un declared that no form al application for Mre. Josie H eckter and financial re lie f ever was fU«d with inhibited and free That, they told In filling one of the silos w ater was daughter Rena of Albany called I* In behalf qf the corporatloft prior n i ; W7 h thr T ' n tl,lnB Suntetlmes added at the rate of one pound to on Henry Abraham and family to Its announcement of in a b ility to D irk wished they wouldn't work so every thirteen pounds of silage- no w ater was luUl.-d; to the silage In’ the bard at their play. They were for Sunday afternoon. meet obligations. The commission ex ever getting up pageants and plays other. Tha -silage from both silos On if / ° U. a., e drivinff an auto plained that proposals looking to re and large festivals for charity; Vene which has since been fed, was of ex and drunk, keep out o f AHwinv lie f had been discussed by President tian fetes, O rien tal bazaars, charity ceil «nt quality. I t appeure from observing these or they may fine and jail you Byram of the road w ith some 6 t the balls In the programme performance tests that, i f the original silage was commissioner«, but that the action had of these many of them sang better under a new ordinance. put up tn good coudltlon, that la, not acted better, danced better than mo« not been followed uft. Mrs. Cecil Quimby and little too m ature or dry. It may he trans- professional performers, but the whole thing always larked the flavor, some ferred without additional water to an daughter are visiting her par Court Suspends Packers' Decree other silo when occasion demands. ents. Mr. i,nd Mrs. A. W. Dvk- W ashington, D. C .- lp d e fin lte sub how, of professional performance On these affairs they lavished thousands « I? '- J Cecil went home to Alsea pension of the operation of the con u avern uivss Op B o d y T r Collins. in costumes and decorations, receiv sent decree by which the big five meat Cave City, K y.— The body of Floyd ing In return other thousands which Miss Ruby Schroll planned to packers agreed with the government they soberly turned over to the cause Collins, trapped In an underground to divorce themselves from unrelated return to Halsey »bout this time lilies of business was ordered by the they found notldng ludicrous In thia. cavern at Sand Cave the past tw< Spasmodically they went Into busi month«, was brought to the surfact to reside, but she writes that B strict of Columbia supreme court. and brought to this place. Collins w a -| ness or semi-professional ventures, de she has decided to prolong her fying the conventions. Paula did this, trapped January 30 a fte r he had dis stay at Rex. * Governments to Survey 8t. Lawrence too She or one of her friends were covered a new cave. H e met slow " ushlngton. D. C.— Agreement be forever opening blouse shops; starting « 5 ^ u ' V „ e a tc h a n d w i f e - M is 9 death while rescuers worked v a in l, Beuhth Miller, H. C. Davis. E. iween the Am erican and Canadian U tfte Shoppes; burgeoning Into tea for days and a nation prayed that ht b. I en and and H. Zimmerman governments as to the scope of the rooms decorated In crude green and might be rescued alive proposed Investigation of a Jolgt board vermilion and orange and black • an were at the county seat one dav of engineers Into the project of a St noundng their afflllatlon with an ad Recess Applontment Polley Dropped early last week. These adventures Lawrence w aterw ay was anaounced vertising ageni^. W ashington, D. C -P r e s id e n t Cool blossomed, withered, died. They were FriJnv u P arker and by the state departm euL ■dge has practically abandoned the the result o f post w ar restlessness. I” rank Hadley, with carloads of Policy o f making recess appointment! Many of theae girls had worked In- K ello gg Favo rs W o rld T rib u n a l. young people attended the Ep defatlgahly during the 1017-1918 pe of postmasters, allow ing instead tb. W ashington. D. C. - S e c r.ta ry of riod; had driven seVvice enra, nun- worth league at Grants Pass, fillin g of vacancies by appointm ent o: State Kellogg, in an address bore be- •god ambulances, nursed, scrubbed, r n d a y to Sunday. acting postmasters by Postmaster fore the Am erican Society Of Intern a conducted canteens. They missed the 1 We Oregonians find * fault Honal Law. declared him self unreserv excitement, the aattsfactlon o f achieve Oeneral New. with the copiousness of the »'By In favor of submission of all In ment. C alifo rn ia V o te . J-Cent Gas Tax. (Penunuoo eq o x ) spring rains, but they have cer ternatlonal disputes to an Internatton Sacramento. C s l.- T h e bill In crea. , tainly l>een good for spring «I tribunal. Kellogg did not refpr lug the gasoline tax to 3 cents pei Have Tools Ready " heat much of which was sown specifically to the world c o u rt “ I am gallon passed the assembly by a voto d ,* r ee of «“ ‘-cess In home gar where fall grtwn was winterkill h ea rtily ln « v o r of a Judicial tribunal of 42 a y e . to 34 noes. T he raeasur, to which nations may present their dening «nd also the amount of nh-ns ed. M. H. Shook and daughtet Mirtle camo up from Portland last week. The Shook family are remaining in Mrs. Dean’s house for the balance of the school year, while M. H is in the commission business with nis father in Portland. Attomoted Jailbraak Thursday, H9 Sheriff Richard was preparing to lock up the prisoners a t the county jail tor ,t h * n»*ht. H arry T. Ramsev, held for burglary, jumped on him and he and another prison- er had the sheriff down when . date Prohibition Officer Duck worth appeared, knocked Ram- Bey senseless and put an end to tne insurrection, , R »!in Somers, Holley moon- i Liner, was one of Richard's as- ba lants and a third is believed to have ticen Ehrenreich. a chronic defendant in the courts Ramsey has a lone California criminal retx.d. problems and th e ir International dis put es.» he said. The state board of control has re m ilted to the city of Astoria approxt mately *28,000. representing the first h alf taxes for the year 1*26 paid by the property owners of the municipal tty. Under a law enacted at the 1923 »'•salon of the legislature atata taxes paid by property oWnert of Astoria were to be rem itted to the city over a oerlod of aevan veer« Questions are being asked of other railroads In this state to detannine If there la any opposition to the ap plication of the Oregon. C alifo rn ia * Eastern railroad, known better as the Strahorn line, to the Interstate com mere« commission for the right to extend Its line to l-akevtaw from near K lam ath Falla, the system head quarter«. . - .v ^ n n a lr e s from all American Legion post« In central Oregon will Join In an attem p t to make the Me Kensle highw ay acrosa the T hree Slaters divide passable before the la tte r daya of June, when the state convention o f the legion wist be held In P rineville. T he legionnaires plan to co-opt rate w ith the bureau otf pub •s_ ure derived from working la «he den Is largely determtosd by the kind rev,nM . h ’' ? ' Th' >»bnr »■>Ing hand tools Is large «n,l a r - nexpenslve. Look over t h . «,UJ to rn .r IO° ° “ h,*,“, • nd r'P«H' them If ne,e».ary. In selecting xew tools pmrtlculsr roll condition, should »>* kept m mind, as all t,>ot. will n„ , work under all conditions I f your « ,r den I . one-flfteenth of acre or larger In slM rou , llouW h>ve wheel hoe. Mr. and Mrs. Frank Workin- ? ‘T u awd ch,ildren «P«nt Sunday \ t 'th W orklHffer’s parents, Mr and Mrs. P. H. Freerksen now goes to the governor for signs ture. Nsval Base at Victoria Burns. V ictoria. B C . - T h . shore shed and p a « of the Jetty at the Esquimau naval base, which housed the Cana dlan n a v y , P , ci „ c n „ , amm unltlon torpedoes and other supplies, was gut tod by a »100,000 fire. It takes about «lx pounds o f seed core to plant an sere. This mean» that about sixteen ears for each acre to be pionted are oecesaary. The Enterprise one year for one dollar The Paper will Stop Coming at the end of the term uuless the subscription is renewed. The money will be used in making « better paper for the subscriber during the life of the subscription not in ' 10p r° V 1 f “ r th e b e n ,-lit o f s o m e b o d y elne the next 5 ear. Cutting Out W aste Credit is waste. Bookkeep. ng and collecting consume time, and time is money. Some debtors d.e, some move «w .y, some go bankrupt nai P ^ o n s . Those Who pay Jl.oO cover then© loaies. A l]£ H " n County Farm er »», the Enterprise can have it on trial 25 weeks for . 25 cents In |L a t hWiI1 T P C0“ in* t0 hi,D WbeD the ,im * « P i t « unless he orders it continued. One or two copies might not gtvs . fair idea of the work t h . p .p e f is domg b„t fter 2 5 . weekg, acquaiDtanoe p p r .b; ; * " tlD r or not It is wort*, J i a year. " ► tr lT W ,t C“ h t0 ■Cb° ° l P°Pik " h° P^cure these o7 n ' i ’ tiOn8 ,r ° ° ' iD coU n t; Write or call for particulars. Those whe have farmed fifty rears k . . . i thing everv u>ar at , ' y sre baTe learned some- C»»»V’ X T i ,„ ,“ . 7 „ “ .T .’ " „ L 1" » „ te “ T h e Enterprise’ win continue to imprOve a, f.st « r.ce,pt. from it. patrons make improv.m.nt p " Lmn County Farm Feature« •„ to be given™ ™ caiures Will given prominence. Everv farm« for him to kuow. continue • Pr°fR»b)e T h . paper w il|.lgo C4rry0‘ I,M ° n W,U ‘ P P --re g u ls rly . g o s s iX in 'e t o u i y X w h e r e * 1 n ’ W’ # ° d g ° ° d - n ‘ t u ^ W. A. Brock and wife visited Brownsville Friday. Orego. new, in b r i.f p .r .g r .p b , ! -u i X . . r .n " b . f X J .' T h ’ b Ì‘ , b * " ' B - f . f t . m e n t . o f important world s y .n ,. Daddy s svenlnV fairy t . | eg cost you a cent I am h.-.. . . I ■» v . K. it won't W " h a v e . f u l l lin e o f T u b e » * '’ ,' y ° U T Î * ' W‘ " ’ d Gas and Oil All work done in t h - • cfei* orl®i - Vuion •ped alile in' all makes of car« ? ' • ?h<M’ " ' ,u,1y «“ «ranteed. I ing motors sud batterie» I w m t" k’r’ ’ It TO» o.,d „„ p"o„" P PAPM AN L v . un«,. H a ls p v Join the Lucky Daliar Class making a better p a p e r sey—-a credit to the community