« FAG E 2 HALSEY E N T E R PRISM HALBRY ENTERPRISE Bt— N O T M B t r a l— M w a sR « s a ir c rr T karaSar W aa. H . W H E E l.E R listions. 11.H a year In advanoe. Advertising, 20c an inch ; no discount for Um« or apace ; no charge for com­ position or changea, h T a l4 -fo r Paragraphs,” la a llaa « a advertising disguised as m w i AUG 1 1*23 T. J. SKIRVIN SKXO MERCHANT tiou rstnrns. They usually try to harmonize irreconcilable elements. Tbs feet of their images are part of iron sod part of clay. What cohesion can be expected between the 90-cent wbeatgrower and the $!2-a-day bricklayer in a farmer- labor party? A ll kinds of Feed New and second grain sacks. Sack twine. Clover seed. Chop­ ping done to suit Prices right. f. L SUFF Furniture ( Exchange HALSEY STATE BANK Best and largest line of Halsey, Oregon Used F u r n it u r e , Headquaters tor Camping Outfits FLO UR Golden L o e f....32.00 Good used F R U IT J A R S 5Oc a dozen White Mountain 2.15 while they laat C A P IT A L AND SURPLUS $35,000 Commercial and Savings accounts Solicited 422 West Firat at., Albany, Oregon. HALSRY. Linn Co.. Ore.. Aug 2. 192.1 m ilitary airships in a hope each PRESIDENTIAL PUZZLE to become stronger—more fright­ OUR PRESIDENT’S ILLNESS President Harding was ill when be passed through Oregon Satur da» and people in towns south of here were dieappointed when be (ailed to appear as the train passed. Ilis trouble was then at tributed to ptomaines from crab aaeat or from eanued goods eaten in Alaska. Arrived in San Fran, sisoo ths more serious symptom ol a weakened heart was announc 'd. B / Monday evening pneumonia had been adde I to tha list and be was a pretty sick man, though he and Mrs. Harding aud phyaiciaos give oot optimistic prognostica­ tions en Tuesday, when this page is alosed. Let ns hops the outcome may justify them. DON’T DIG UP LOGANS A nation-wide straw ballot in­ ful— in this respect than the dicates th a t Henry Ford is the other choice of the people, without re­ The land forces of Great B ri­ gard to party, for president. tain, France and Germany are A similiar ballot four years less now than before the war, ago would have revealed Her­ while those of the United States bert Hoover in the same light and Russia have been increased The republican and democrat­ The figure in this country was ic leaders are as much afraid 86,500 in 1913 and last year it of Ford now as they were of was 187,000. Hoover then. Each p atty then Mr Harding and Mr. Ford was afraid th a t if its party did have each failed in efforts to not nominate the popular idol prevent war. And Mr. H ard­ the opposition would, and would ing’s failure has been the big­ elect him. ger of the two, for Mr Ford Mr. Hoover removed the moved oqly as a private citi cause of their fears by announc­ zen and Mr. H arding as the rep­ ing th a t he belonged to the re resentative of the most power­ publican party. Then the dem­ ful of nations. ocrats could not run him for Mr. Ford has tried, and aside th e office and the republicans from the peace move, he has would not. Nobody witbont a string co him could have their nomination. The bosses had no assurance that Hoover would not favor the league of nations, and with a president favoring it noth ng could keep the American peo pll out of it after the smoke screen of their campaign of falsehood hio blown away. They could not maintain that soreen indefinitely It cost them $1,000,000 to keep il up u n til election, $1,500,000 ol which they had to borrow, and they had the deuce of a time for a year or two raising money to rspay the loan. gang in control of his p arty to Senator-sleet Msgnue Johnson the only scheme th a t had ever things a revolution threatens as a seemed to promise the elimina­ result of the agricultural dspres tion of great w ars—the League sion. Woodrow Wilson thinks re­ of Nations. He m ust needs of­ ligious depression contains the fer us a substitute, and he same threat. The 1. W. W. think promised us an "association”— tha revolution will come because not a "league”— of nations, “ the rich are growing richer and which should prevent war. He the poor poorer.” Cossns of Mich­ has been unable to take a step igan thinks it will be caused by in th a t direction. The W ash­ prohibition. Jefferson Davis once ington conference is proclaimed thought it would come because of as his triumph. W hat did it the abolition movement. We hive do ? It resulted in an agreement alwaya been threatened with revo­ for the reduction of the num ­ lutions but we haven’t had any ber of battleships, a fter battle­ since that which started in 1776. ships had proved to be more of an impediment than a help to Rebellious Oregon farmers at the nation owning them. In the last election—rebellious against the face of modem methods government by party—put dirt the battleship had become a farmers in the governor's chair and aome of tba legislative seats. Now back number and the nations they threaten to make a United were only too willing to agree States tooslor sod to put Henry to scrap some of them. Mr Harding has been unable Ford's name on one or more tick to m aty an agreement to lessen ots. Henry isn't a dirt farmer, but he has mads the most popular the number of a r 25 J- W melted Into tears. Some confession we got out of her I That's how I got hold of a lot of things I been telling you. Seems ’twas you tipped her off that she'd better get out of town.” I ! Why, I didn't see her last eve­ ning.” He laughed. "No, but yon tele­ phoned the police, from Mrs^ Catter- box'a and she told Mrs. Bosley as a piece of neighborly gossip. I came around to hnnt up Mr«. Guesle and was Just In time to catch a glimpse of her taking a taxi. I'd ha' caught her at the station If the darned engine e f the car I ’d rented hadn’t stalled on me a block away. Golly, I was mad I" I'm sorry for 'em both.” declared Mrs Penfield thoughtfully. "Folks that mix np their Uvea that way ain’t real­ ly grown up. But. oh. Uncle Jerry. I can't be thankful 'nough thkt I'm go­ ing to get that money bark. You can't Imagine what a weight It lifts. It was R o o g a , Harrisburr. a small matter compared with Thad, but—" •Thad 1 What'e tbe matter with ThedT' he reiterated. w . L. W R IG H T Briefly ahe told him. Mortician & Funeral Director He shook his head. “I f you want to Haleey and Harritburg raise that Lettie kid, C ar'llM . you'll Call D. T x v io a , Hateey, or have to train some of the recklessness W L. m i g h t , Harrisburg out of her. She had a narrow eecape. Our men raided that Kveridge street house last night, hunting for the plant, and the woman tried to get away. They shot at her. She—the ain't ex­ pected to live. . . . There, there, Any aad all doge over S months old »’ar’llne, don't get white over danger must have licenses at once Males. $1 ; that's past It ain’t likely to happen females. $2 All owner« not haring li- again. Prohly Thad came In and saw censes in a few days will be fined Boaley take the money, and Bosley H. M. Moo a a Deputy Sheriff. wasn't running any chances of being Albany. Oregon told on till he could get out of town Then some of his cronies would have turned Thad loose again—only we stopped the plan by calling a halt on all their doing«. Cracky, I got to he going. I want to see if I cant land Second st. oppcwite Haleey Garage a Job somewhere on tbe strength of Short orders at all hour« up to 11 p. m this." The doorbell rang sharply Mr« Dog Owners-Notice Dad's and Main's Restaurant Square Meal, 50c Ing her fiat, flashed Into her mfhd. Mrs. Sanders wss going to live with a consto in Sonoma county and help take care of a large family of children. Mrs. Penfield eonld rent that flat. It would be the pleasanter because a friend had lived In I t There would be conveniences, a more satisfactory num­ ber of rooms. She would keep up her laundry work, but under fa r easier con­ ditions. There would be school hooka, clotties, plenty to eat, a fund slowly growing In the bank. Oh, everything would be different— and safer. Per­ haps U nde Jerry would— She broached the subject to him as he came around the house from a fly­ ing trip to the loft— Uncle Jerry with the new position with a private de­ tective bureau, and with twinkles more lively than ever In his kindly eyes. "Wfe could give you a room, Ujicle Jerry. We could take the dining room for—” , f’eaflelJ found a Kao; her neighbors The« color came up In his bronzed face. “ Well, I — I don’t know, Carllne,” he stammered. “I t ’s bully of you to think of It, but—but I hope I can't— that t s — well, we'll talk it over.” He tramped rapidly out of the alley. "WY>I1, I sure wonder what he means," thought Mrs. Penfield In sur- : prise. 1 She watched. Uncle Jerry went np Miss Hnpgood's steps. « "Oh-h-h!” she breathed. She ceased 3 to wonder. CH APTER X X I "W hat’e the Matter W ith Thad?” In the driveway, discussing the news­ paper accounts of the raid and the ar­ rest of five suepecta. Eagerly they In­ vited her Into their comparison of ex­ citing events, feeling sure that through Jerry Winston's Intimacy with Frank Bosley she would have many Interest­ ing details to contribute. But when ahe merely listened and added nothing, they were surprised. Incredulous, even resentful. From hour to hour further Items were unearthed, dragged Into the small community, and shared gener­ ously In sn Impromptu council of all tbe tenants. The Bosleys had not been popular; their downfall had therefore a satisfying element that lent peculiar piquancy to everybody's version. Blood was a-tlngle with keenest stimulation; the air was cloudy with exclamations. Nor was there any perceptible dimin­ ution the next day— or the next. And scarcely had the driveway gossip thinned a trifle when Mrs. Penfleld'e thoughts were given a vnstly different turn. Mr. Crashaw came to Interview her. He had seen Mrs. Weatherstone; he had seen the hangings. He offered Mrs. Penfield a hundred dollars In cash and a small block of stock In his laundry association In exchange for her formu­ la and a certain amount of supervision until Its use should he mastered In the various laundries of which he had charge. “It will mean," be told her, "about a thousand dollars a year— more, as the business grows— but you cun be as­ sured of that amount.” It seemed a fortune to Mrs. Pen- field. She had difficulty In tempering her Impetuous delight Into a seemly business attitude. To have a steady Income, aside from her nsual earnings, would mean a different Ufe for the children. After Mr. Crashaw had gone, she began to plan exactly what that life should he. For one thing, she would surely be Justified In giving up the management of The Custard Cup, which was rapidly precluding other duties. With significant Juxtaposition, the feet that Mrs,, Sanders was leav- A Chance for Another. "Mis' Penfield!" “Tea, come right In, Mra. Wopple. I only got to finish washing out this— " “Oh. I can’t stop. Mis’ Penfield. I just heard thia here'story 'bout your movin'.” “Yes,” said Mrs. Penfield happily. 'T m going to move tomorrow Into Mrs. Sanders' flat. Ain't It fine?" Mrs. Wopple shook her head In be­ wilderm ent " I don't know. Seems like you’re ployin' a trick on us some­ how—you been so kinder poor and low-down and ev'rythlng. Josiah says he don’t think it’s fa ir for folk« that've been poor to fnddenly come into money. 'Stead of lookin' down on 'em, bee got to all of a sudilen look up and—” "Oh,” luughetT Mrs. Penfield, "tell him not to twist his neck on 'count of me. I ain't coming up very far." “It's quite a change." sniffed Mra. Wopple. "Why, you’re goln' to be as good as any of ns, ain't you?" Mrs. Penfleld'e brown eyes danced. “I wouldn’t go so far'« to claim that. But I'm glad to have more rooms for the children, and things more home­ like. I t ’s wonderful to have an In­ come. Didn't seem as If there was any way for it to happen." 'Folks say It's from a laundry," ««g- geated Mrs. Wopple. T e a —a formula I'd worked «mt far washing colored clo'es and silks and—" *‘J put starch In tbe «rater," insinu­ ated Mrs. Wopple eagerly. Mrs. Penfield smiled. “ T ls n 't starch.1 It's a mixture I never heard of any­ body's using." "It's strange how smart you wan. and didn’t any of us a'pect It," re­ marked Mrs. Wopple tartly. “ Me. I think of lota of things, hut of course I never tried to sell 'em. Jodlah earnin’ big money tha way he does. I don't have to.” “No, surely not," agree« Mrs. Pan- field. genially. Mrs. Wopple turned to jo. •Wen. I'U run In Just as soon's you get year apple boxes moved. I ’U want to see how you're gettln' on. And say. Mia’ Penfield, even If your stock goes up, yon won't never forget what dose neighbor« we been, w ill you?" "No, Mra. Wopple, newer," prnnffsad Mrs. Penfield warmly. Amusedly she admitted to hettaelf that Mra. Wopple had not been for wrong about the apple hexes, which had served the fam ily for mult I famous purposea during the months that were past. I t waa different now—or Would be tomorrow. Mra. Penfield hafl de­ cided to purchase a few pieces rff fu r­ niture, to he paid fo r In install menta and to form the nucleus of a. reel home, reel In appearance ax w e ll as In spirit. She wss about to set forth on this errand when a_ man in Uvery turned The Big Dish of Ice Cream we setve w ill prove none too h i* for TOnr appetite after yon once taste i t la fact you It wish yon could fin.l room for more T ry «one at home (or dessert The way the family w ill eojoy it w ill make your heart feel glad. Clark’s Confectionery