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PAG E 2
DEC
21, 1922
LOCAL TALENT W INS
H A LS E Y R A IL R O A D TIME
Pirate Chief Wooes School
m istress
Last-Minute Gifts
For the Kiddies
TE BANK
North
Somh
No. lR, 12:01 p. n,.
24, 5.50 p. ni.
jjo , 23 11 2 9 ,
n . 5 j o p;¡
At the Rialto theater Tueiday
H alsey, Oregon
evening "The Lore Plratea of
*••**» • poeta
Hawaii," an operetta presented br
Doll Buggies
Bee corner j.
'D avenports
Rugs
the Halaey 8tudy club and high
Doll Beds
C A P IT A L A N D
SU R PLU S
Rockers
Baskets
school, wat plaved to a large and
Velocipedes
enthusiastic
audience.
1 Tables
Trays-
,*t aed
Commercial and Saving» accouno Solicited
The play carried the epectatori
Kiddy Kars
Pedestals
N ut Sets
from the realization of the foggy
Wheelbarrows
Oregon weather to warm perfume-
Pictures
Chests
» 1 . A lt— a ,
1 .»
f “
Desks
’* le .i breeze» of the southern seas
i
Returning
Bedroom Suites
Mie» Primer (M earle Straley),
V .'iiii,’
a *
..
Chairs
Dining Room Suites
teacher of a private school for
hen
a
stranger
sees
a
newspaper
from
Brownsville 10:15
t ;15
BI «ckboards
girl«, captured a whole pirate crew
'Cheney Phonographs
Hare, H a la e , to Albany, 50c ; Io brow.»
your town he judges the town by it.
»in g le h a n d e d .
T h e p ir a t e chief
vine, 35c
(B all Bond) aud his crew were
It profits the town to have a good and
IK j/Zziy y o u n m e r r y C h r is t m a s ,,
SU N D A Y M AIL HOURS
exceptionally good in their role at
prosperous-looking papea issue from it.
The delivery window of ,h,
soDgatert. Pearl Pehrsson, playing
H
al«ey
postoffice is open Sunder,
the part of Dorothy Dear, the
Vo'uTan h H “ ake. “ ? " f r PaP,r
H * lM y
DOB’‘ -TOn
‘ « to t
ro® 9-15 to 9:45 a. m. . nd h - g
daughter of a plao» a ion mauager,
»ou can help us to do it«-*
attending Mi»» Primer’» school ’
to 12:35 and 4:45 to 5.00 p m. "
By becoming . subscriber if you are not one.
indulged in a yr uthful love a fn .’r
U
U
’L
b0W‘ng
the
E n terPri.’ e to your neighbor' and inducing him to
Third and Broadalbin. Phone 95
with Bnly Wood (W iljim Van
>noe), a lieutenant from the U. S
By keeping your »nbeenption naid in advance
PAID-FOR PARAGRAPH
Albany, Oregon
S Teuce-aee, woo at first wai taken
captive by the pirates and later ar
retted them.
¡Admittance Here 5 Cent
The real love affair e f the play
a Line
P o tte r Points
keep peace and good will wa« the pirate chief making love to
Miss
Primer.
Th*
antic»
that
be
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Mlsa i rimer. J h ^ D t ic i
Mr». Mailer »pent • few days in
. . . W hat’« • scrapper?” Go i
of tha S pirit of Chrlatmaa w a n t throogh v hil > aDtioine the
Albany last week visiting with her Eatenca
Should Ba Retained Through*
la h v nlrf m a irl ■»«>.. »« a
» l _
_
»he Ktalto tomorrow night »nd a«
th y old maid would put tbe moat
mother,
Robinaon Crueoe will be th»re i
out tha Year.
subtle of lover» to »harne. Then MORE DREADED THAN SHARK
delight the young people »nd aver]
Mat» Smith »pant a lew days in
the chorus oi Hawaiian girl» war
..........ARK
’ WAY VICTIM'S EGG body will laugh at Felix Yo
NNUALLY,
the gplrlt of
Canby last week ou buaineea,
bled
Hawaiian
melodies
with
ap-
Chrlstma» descend» upon
Larger Species of Devilfish the Moot
know Felix, don’t you? Ha’ll l,
Mr». Hsnry
Elmer Muiueon and wife spent
the world. F o r a little space propriate costume-.
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there,
nine live» and all.
Formidable Inhabitante of
Fact Concerning Cuokoo Hae
la»fc Thursda y with Dick Duncan
the enmities and animosi F. English played the piauo ac
the Ocean.
in Brought Out by M o v ln g -P I»
a n l wife.
companiment.
ties, the tria ls and annoy
tu re Photographer.
Dr. E. W. Barnum, dentist a
ances of workaday life, the sorrow»
The operetta was a decided sue-
The larger species of devilfish are
Ted Porter was a Corvallis visit nnd anxieties are forgotten. H um an
Hotel H alsey every Tuesday an-
ca»»
from
an
entertaining
and
or Saturday,
undoubtedly the most formidable in
The moving-picture ¡photographer, Friday.
ity, prosperous, turns Its thought» to
financial standpoint.
habitant»
of
the
sea,
not
excepting
humanity
in
suffering,
and
seeks
to
it
seem?, has made a most interest
Homer Sai mon and family were
The high «chool and the Studv
Old paper», 5c a bundle. E
bring to those in w ant and In distress
the
sharks,
and
as
they
are
often
ing
and unexpected diricovery about
Albany visitura Satnrday.
terprise office.
least -- a fragm
ent vi
o f me
the spin
spirit which club thank the people for the aup
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, - at - -----
*•«»«**»cui
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«..I throughout
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swimmers in the middle depths of I the habits of the cuckoo. What
Whai we
port they gave
George \gorkinger and wife M abroad
the land,
the ocean they are rarely seen by Jínew í)efore> sa5'8 Country Life, was
Then memory turns back to old
anent Wad aeoday with Frank
Narutowici, tbe new preside
The Unseen Gneat
friends, perhaps almost forgotten In
man, and are for the most part P “ 4 01 e cucko° laid « l«-ge number
W orking» a nd ftinily.
of Poland, hat been assassinatei
the. rush o f the year's affairs, kindly
There will be an unseen guest known by pieoes of enormous arms, p eFg«;more than twenty have been
Among th e Albany visitors Tuev.
" nd pleosant recollection»
day trom th is vicinity were Ernest art the mind. One turns n atu rally to this year at Everym an’« Chrieimae generally seen floating on the aur- l^ ^ h u tB d to one bird. The hen
Abraham
and wife. Me.damo» I th£ greeting and the g ift as a means table. He may be unseeD, un face when a cachalot is harpooned, chooses the nest into which the
Willie and Henry Abraham, P.
expressing the Joy o f Christmas heard, unfeit. even—but he will be and by a few stray fragmente cast •leans 3» put her own egg, and the
H. Freerkx in and wife and daugh which Is in the heart, and on each of there just the n m e.
up on the shore. There are, how Rests its variably belong to birds of
One of the vast army of refugee» ever, a few cases in which a whole
ter France» , Mrs. Lawrence 2im - ua is Impressed anew the thought that
•ne apeijies.
it
Is
more
blessed
to
give
than
to
re
a haggard woman, a pale, emaci
merman. D ¡ok Duncan and wife
animal
has
been
captured.
Now the H-.vwgrdpner
photographer ror
for w
the
ceive. giving not only m aterial gifts, ated child, a bent, decrepit old
_
- T ----- '•“t'-u-cu.
I -----
e
aud Ed Zit amerman and wife.
hut friendship, kindness and good w ill
tw
o
fishermen
in
Plumpers
pass,
I
•
“
em®toi'Taph
found
some-
mnematoiTaph
has
out
some
man, ahivaring, starving, dying,
And then, when the b rie f holiday
T h e r e w r m no school at Harmony
infom ation.
in the isles of Greece today, is which is located about half way be- thing to add to that information,
Tuesday oi i account of the teacher, season Is over, when the Christmas your gueat, my gue»t, claiming a tween \ ancouver and Victoria, B ' Eecord‘*
Record,* stow that the cncl™
cuckoo does
^ o“ P*r°7 Snl“ h °* Albany, being greens have disappeared and the righteous ahara oi Chri«tmas C., were almost capsized a few years not, as waa originally supposée t, lay
world Is again In Its 'drab working
clothes, the spirit o f Christmas van abundatioe and eheer, even though ago by a giant octopus, or squid, her egg in a hedgerow and then
H a n r-
|h
|
dnn
ishes. Again the suspicions and Jeal we cloae our »tea to him, or «hut , which reached over the side of the ca’.'ry it to the nest of her victim,
Hal»ey Christian Church
dar
;
ousies and envy show themselves. • our hearts to hia pit*ou« appaal I J boat with a huge tentacle, fastening before laying her own egg she tiu'ces
Again we forget the old friends and
A ps k fr ,
onto one of the seats within a few into her beak one of those that are
Church Announcements
THE F/R S V CHRISTMAS CARD submerged under the pressure o f the
'nclie- of one of ti e fishermen The already in the nest, lays her egg in
Church
of C - ¡at:
i business o f today.
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ure.tm-o then thr™ all its weigh t the place it occupied and then flies
First D A co rat.d Yulati^» « „ . t m , w „
One cannot keep alive always a hol-
downward and an upset was avoid ed off, not with her own, but with her
10, Bible -cbo'il, \\ H. Rubai
Mad» for Sir Henry Col»
J'lny spirit. I f that were attempted,
CURIOSITY OF INSECT LIFE only by the quickness of one of the victim’s egg in her beak. That egg- »pn, superintsndent.
the
work
of
the
world
would
never
be
In 1848.
6:80, Junior and senior Christii
men in seizing an oar and sev.yrin„ •he later eats. Hitherto it has al
none. It is not desirable to attem pt
a(g ways been supposed that when the Endeavor services.
C a ta rp iii,,. Found
N#w z # a |a n - the tentacle, which remain® /
JNG LIRH N O T E S A N D Q UKR
to keep w ith us fo r more than a few
• Lord’s Supper.
Sermo
Bale to Change From Anim al
tached to the seat while the -yctonus •uckoo is seen flying with the egg in
IBS hnn the names o f three days each year the spirit of Christmas
The Group Around the Churi
to Vegetabla.
vanished in a pool of black iJujd P
men who at one tim e or an Jollity and good cheer. T h a t Joyous
her beak it is her own egg, which she C h ild .”
other have been credited atmosphere would lose Its zest were
ia going to place in the nest of an
In looking through some old boxes
7:30, Sermon, "The Wife Men.
w ith
designing the first we to try to live In It for long.
Christmas card. W. C. T . Dobson has
ether
bird.
R
But perhaps the underlying spirit of
Lester Jones, pastor.
of mine a day or two ago I came
«■Mu.- claim to making the first Christ Christm as could he kept alive more
■cross, among other things, some
mas card In 1H44. but John C. Hornley constantly to our hearts
BUROENED WITH ODD NAMES Methodist:
Perhaps tbe
vegetable caterptllars and thought
made a Chrlstinns card for S ir Henrv love and friendliness, and the tend
Sunday School, 10.
<W e In 1848 and la te r began the puh ency to forget Injuries nnd rise above
♦hat yon might be interested in hav
to m e of These Inflicted on Colonial
Preaching, 1!,
tlcHtlon of such cards.
tha pettiness of life which manliest
Children W ould 8»om to Be
ing some of them as curipg. As far
Junior League, 8,
But there Is nothing particularly themselves ot Yuletlde. could be re-
i C
the L im it.
as I know, there is no other place in
Intermediate League, 7:30.
new In the origin of picture» sent to talned beyond T w e lfth Night and made
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the world where these can be got,
Epworth League, 7:80.
remind friends of some particular a part of our dally lives until next
' Given names of colonial children
and only one or two places in New
Preaching in the evening.
event. The custom was very old In Christ mas.
wore often strange.
One Richard
China, from which country so manv
Prayer meeting, Thursday, 8.
Zealand, one of which is liamaku.
W c need not exchange gifts or
custom» came to be known as very old greetings. w e nped not go about w ith
Gridley had three children : Return,
The natlyM. theory jg
fhe c<ter_
Rev, C. T, Cook, Paslor,
*ri»-i
a fte r they were established In Europe holiday Jollity In our countenance».
Be.Veve and Tremble. Edward Ben-
pillar lives on the rata tree, eata the
the Chinese laundries pictures In But we can keep and cherish ond aug
MD
A BEAUT/
11*« children were named True-
seed of this and dies from the effect, knife." y out,lc<a » « B in g a patent pie
M d and hlack used to be fam ilia r to ment by dally use tbe Ideal of pesc»
Brownsville Briefs
graiw.
Reform, Hoped For. More-
the man going for hla weekly wash and good w ill tow ard men, which la
falling off the tree to the ground,
,
“
I
’m
not
Interstad."
They were Chtnsee New T ear cards
rnerny and Restore. The children of
the essence o f the Christmas spirit,
where the seed germinates and, while
(By Ralph Lawrence)
elrV,OU WHI *” '*’*•»'
the
which remained on the walls until the and by so doing make the world a bet
Richard Clap were named Experi
germinating, changes the caterpillar
Mr.
Poor, Mrs Waters' {son-in-
<‘" IDe ar<,und- But the ter place In which to llv e .-M llw a n k e e
ence., .Waitetill, Preserved, HopestiU,
from animal to vegetable. Thia
This
• • l e of Christmas card» as a buainee.« Sentinel.
law, is Still very ill at a hospital
B R IT A IN ’S V a O K B N U IS A N C E
Wait .Thanks, Desire, Unite aid in Portland. He was injured in a
came In about IM S or 1840. The Am er
theory has a good many points in its
•
’W W -
ican made card» some years later have
c*r acoident and pneumonia ds-
favor, whether correct or otherwise;
>lM ita 8moke nuisance
Ir f.
i ° r ‘ “ touUudn* quality and
Mtdam
Austin,
an
early
settler
of
velcped and he has been lying nnS
there
is
a
big
caterpillar
found
on
ju«t the sa/ Qe „ American citiek had
artistic design Into Christmas card
printing.
When the Mistletoe Hangs High.
the rata tree; these vegetable cater until Ye akee ingenuity w jTad t he N tiraganettt, had lfl children. conacioui for several days. M '*
the
hangs
On New Vest's day Jap»ne»e mer . . W h ile
. ,h
* mistletoe h«“
K« high. It
pillars are never found under anv probletr, by inventing amoke-con- T htir names were Parvie, Picna, Waters was called to hie bedside
S atuidsy night.
. bants send thetr patrons cards w in , Ln, ' * . , ‘ u n^e,, th * '« k i n g poaal-
other
tree than the rata. The rata sumu- g devices. The other day Lord Piersus, Priem ue, Polyhiu», Loia,
greetlngs of the »-«»on. An M a h J a t . !
° * CUlBtl° n
Letticji,
Avis,
Anstioe,
Eunice,
Mary,
Mrs. Hszel Moyer came down
»tart» a« a small vine which climbs
eF ton addressed the house of lords, John, 1 Elizabeth, Freelove. AU lived
«ymboltsm is used In conveying tha
from
Creswell last Friday and
NOT HARD TO GUESS
up some other tree in the hush , jing to convince them that it was
messages, HIIU
and when
It 1 1
It 8
wurn 1
to b0<eventy, onefc) be one hundred stayed until Monday, taking tbs
(usually one of the pine specie») and
known the stork 1» supposed to live a
•mperative that something be done
train from Halsey home. She was
thousand j e a n and the tu rtle ten
eventually kills it; go that the litt? ' to lessen the eoot nuisance, aaying •a d tn*n.
down on business, going down to
thousand, their significance on the
■Verj-
common
names
were
these:
«prout from the head of a eaten-
that in the city of Manchester
curds Is readily understood; they sav
Deliviti ance, Temperance, Endur Albany Saturday. Shs reports
lar might easily be the start of s ‘ f
alone $250.000 is annually added to
the Moyer estate settled at last.
o the recipient, "W e wish you . long
ance, patience, Silence, Submit, Re
tree, although I have never
.rh ° Pn*
» " '• ‘■stlnglv
the people’s laundry bill by the use
T h e se \e > th grade pupils are
caterpillar with a sprout 0”*
thi> of soft coal and that England and joice, ¿Comfort, Peace, Joy, Faith,
1*1 *T
* " symbol Of good fortune:
collecting
a barrel ot canned fru it
ri r
®ne child which arrived !
the fan means Increasing good fortune
than a foot long.—p.
J 14 more Scotland are the dirtiest countries
to »end to the Albertina Kerr
The seven gods of good fortune oc
McDonald,
After
ike
father
had
died
in
a
snow
ia Adventure Maganr .
of Europs.
nursery at Portland for Chriatam»,
cupy prominent places on the New
rtorm -twas called Fathergone. A
Quoting statistics, Lord Newton
, - F*
T h ,y , r r E b l,u. happi-
Leon Turner spent the week «nd
r a is in g b u ffa
n
fcahy 1 >erfl\on a ship was named Sea
neaa; Dalkoku. prosperity; Benten
•aid that 300 tona of soot fall every '
wO FOR FOOD
with bis folks here. He is fro
born.
music; Fctel, charity; Olrn, long life ;
McCoy. Leon ’’ditched’’ hi» F01
year on each square mile of London,
hukuroku, good luck, aud Blahs mon
t ■T. Cnsee, oonvieted of an a week ago without injuring bin
enough to build a pyramid four
protection against evil.
»•in buff,' Q T I7 ' 4ure raa-v “ «¡n- tunes as high as the dock tower of •ffs ’ûBe «gait et e 9-year-old girl in self, and came up to repair tha ca
Weatern
/
PurP<*«- A the houses of parliament.
Mrs. Cynthia Gray of this pin
t a n e county, appealed on the
1 000
« packer now has a herd of
need away at tbe home of I »
aery / -A*“ an|mola on 25.000
The jawbreaker president of Po « to u o d th a t the law under wbieh »ughter in Hillsboro Monday.
th< v i * 1 d Kr8M rountry between land who was assassinated has woman «»t in the jury wee invalid.
Mrs. Lawrence eotert.aftxd b«
J ! * Yakima and Columbia riven; been succeeded by e worse o r , Th« at ipreme court decide» It valid
grade at her home on North .Mail
‘ S o J th V /’u h ,° Ught by tr,ln frnm — U ojolechoweki.
street Friday night. They had 1
A 0? ’ th* pr,oe P*’d
«jrfcse* federal__trade cotnmiesion anow fight, played g am e« am
The W illam ette U. drive for a
C aller-W .ll yon plea«, »how me c e r i a m ' ^ ^ ” ^ ,
J “ r * fund of 11.000,000 w „ over,..;,, has Use ed a com plaint against the pulled taffy, leaving for hom<
c photograph of the ladv w ith for the
. . . J ? ‘ • • ’»ughterwi ennbed, the figures being $1,2; i f. com bination of all the whole- about tan o'clock after haying bai
eale pspur dealer» of the Pacific a very enjoyable time.
t?i)0,000 who advertises for a hue-
band ?
fo prevent compe tition
'
—Scientific American
Matrimonial Agent—Oh, now
<a ptiCw.
HALLS
F O R SALE
pm ought ta bs able to imagine how «, FaVT , oUbuekle hai got hia
John K
FLORAL
and MUSIC SHO
•he look, without a photograph with
«200,oco
Staadieh
perdón’ fnom Will Ha-rw. bnt n t
b
ill,
fro
m
,u
:rv
G
w
d
«arrice
aad prompt delivery C
•r
V«lILn>.5
bille
from
a
car
in
front
of
ouch a dowry as that.
attempt to throw tom cn rj,e movie
* Halsey.
»he m.’nt in Denver Monday and
♦ l j month» old
For the Growm-ups
$35,000
Albamy
Brownsville «SSi*
Staire
Caij*
F is h e r - B r a d e n
THE ENTERPRISE
S
A Merry
Christmas and
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J e r se y H e ife r C nlfi
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•L’- a
sr¡rr¡£
-
J. C. S tamdmh .
H»l»ey. Oregon
<aD* kand.‘a
«»« » p eliti an automobile. They
killed .on» man end one of them
' was ahi t in the cheek.
CUT FLOWERS and
FLORAL DESIGNS
Albaay
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