WH e RE VOCR T axes H A L S E Y E N T E R P R IS E PAG B 2 HALSEY ENTERPRISE An independent—NOT rai"«d Subscriptions, *1.30 a year in advanc. Transient advertising, 25c au inch; pei manent, 20c. No discount for tint or space. In “ l ’aid-for Paragraph»," 5c a line. Ko advertising disguised as news. H A L S E Y , Linn Co., Ore FAKM-M a DE Meh. 2. 192 buttek (by Edward G. Lowry) to wdwtiea hia name as; ; neutral—new»- Newberry's has been advertised, paper, publiahed every Thursday, anJ g0 give them au equal cbauce, by W m . H . 4 A . A . W H E E L E R . o(, m „ st race j,e confined to Win. H. W h k b i . e i Editor. ! .... , ,,,, . , , M a t. A A. W h b e l k « Business Manager i millionaires . What has become »ad Local New» Editor. of equality before the law for rich CwsdaM. W«sw» I U .ic VI. W H E R E Y O U R M O N E Y GOES 1 am Indebted to the late D r. E. H. Rosa, of the United State» bureau of standards, whose analyses of govern­ Hid poor alike? This was not a ment expenditures 1 have already partisan campaign It was all in quoted In these articles, for the fol­ lowing comprehensive survey of how >ne party. the taxes you pay to the government ft is re p o rte d tliat Bill Hohen- are apportioned In expenditures. It w ill give you the clearest and best Idea zollern has been prevented from of where your money goes. For his marrying the lady of his choice purpose Doctor Rosa took the actual appropriations fo r the fiscal year 1820, “ by the violent • proteste of the amounting to a total o f $5,680,005.706, members of his family.” How as given In the regular supply bills and three deficiency bills prior to May 1, have the mighty fallen! 1820. F or convenience he divided the purposes for .w hich this money was School Emaya spent Into six groups as follow s: I By-Alberta Ko.nitz, English IV) Group L— Obligations arising from tAjulweather Lighthouse: recent and previous wars, Including This lighthouse, which was interest on the public debt, pensions, qrected jn 1878, is situated on Cap -var rlsk Insurance, rehabilitation and rou I weather, five tulles nortbwe | ure of soldiers, deficit In the opeia- >1 Newport. It is made of brie , lon of railw ays, expenditures of the uid is paiuted white, • xcept fo -hipping board, European food relief he base and a. portu > near tie and the bonus to government employ­ es to cover p artia lly the increased top, which is painted red. Ther cost of living due to the war, a total ire several small windows, which of $3,865,482,586. ire protected by iron bars. Group I I . — W a r and Navy depart­ On ' ente s th« light ouse thru ■ ments—expenses somewhat above a inaisive door Io • ted on tbe east peimarnent peace-time basis— $1.424,- *ide. At your i i >ht is a small room 188,677. Group I I I . — P rim ary governmental In thia roxut is a large desk, w b 'c h is fastened to the wall, and up m functions. Including congress. Presi­ this desk is a la-go book, in which dent and W hite House staff, courts you are required to register. There and penal establishments, departments Justice, state, treasury. Interior, are severe large red barrel», con­ of commerce, labor, Interstate commerce, taining oil, iueachend of the room and other commissions, one h a lf the There are a few rugs on the floor, D istrict o f Columbia, including all the hut there are uo chairs. necessary functions of government Next are the stairs, which am other than defense, except the com made of iron. They wind around merclal activities of Group V and the rod around until they reach tin’ research, educational and develop mental work of Group V I -$181,087,- op of the lighthouse. At tbe summit of tbe tower 225. Group IV .— Public works, including th e re is a small room iu which th»* rivers and harbors, public buildings, ight is located This casts its reclamation service, post roads, na­ light for a distance of twenty mi les tional parks and railw ay in Alaska— >n tho ocean. The globe is very $168,203,597. lazzling to look at, because it i- Group V,— Commercial or self-sup- cut in such a way that all ooiers porting activities. Including the post ire reflected in it. It is also ver ofltce, land office, Eunania cimai and highly polished. There is a small houglng corporation, which, taken to­ opening in the south side of th gether. earn their expenses. Group V I.— Research, educational globe where the keeper outers to attend to the light. In the day­ and developmental. Including the wide range of work of the Agricultural de­ time a curtain entirely covers the partm ent, geological survey, burenu of globe to protect it from dust or dirt. mines, coast and geodetic survey, bit There are two platforms neai reau of standards, bureau of ffslierles. he lop on tbe outside. Around bureau of foreign and domestic com- each there Is a railing. This light- merce, bureau of labor statistics, women's and children's bureaus, vocn touee is eighty feet it bight. The dwelling, barn and tool I Iona I education, colleges for agricul­ hops are painted the same color as ture and mechanic arts, library of lie lighthouse and all are sur­ congress, Smithsonian Institution and rounded by a white picket fence, the public health service— $57.083,661. T o ta l groups I to V I— $5,686,005,70(1. Creamery butter sella fof mot than that rnadeou the farm, parti because it is uniform io qual'l and can be depended upon a:o partly because much farm butt» is faultily made. If the buy could be assured that in taking roll of country butter lie wool- get the best country butter, li would lie willing to pay as for it as for creamery product, fo no creamery can pro luce a belt» article than the best farm butter O i the (aim, if a separator n u-ed, the chancer are belter fo good quality than when the cre»u is raised by gravity, but one wl o knows how can with proper c» e get as good cream from milk set i pans as by the use of a machine. The four principal causes of poo butter come from letting the mill set too long, letting cream slan io i long, insufficient washing aim overworking. Anyone of the this fir l will result in a butter wit the flavor of sour milk. (n th two first this is imparted to tli bmierfat before churning, and !• the third after churning, from < lt caymg particles of tuilk that bavi not beeu washed out. Many butler makers fail by in- a iffleient washing, but more by failiug to do the washing before the small pellets have been united into a inaes uiiji laborious ' work­ ing” ia needdij tu all parts of that tnaas into contact wi h wa er. Hotter should have the butter­ milk drained uff and Ire Washed »,- except on the south side, where aoon as it has concentrated f ill < there is a solid board fence. Summ ary. Per Cant pellets the size of a kernel of whest (By Grace L Kirk, English IV) G ro u p I — R xp sn d ltu ra a a ris in g fro m recant W uer should be repeatedly poured The Dog's Bath: and previous ware...|3.R66,4X2.GS8,sn VJHl in and the uiasa gently agitated When I was a child we always G ro u p I I —W a r and N a v y d e p a rtm e n ts .......1.434. i:«.67«57 26 02 until the water will run off clear. had a dog with which to pl»y. 1 h s G rou p I I I —P r im a r y go v­ After these “ kernels” have become particular one was a little while e rn m e n ta l fu n c tio n s .. 181.087,2» 41 II« dog. We called him Fenny be­ G rou p I V —P ub lic w o rks ISS.aiO.SôT 40 a »7 consolidated into a mass, thor­ cause he was so small. G ro u p V I —Reeenrch, ed­ uc a tio n al and dev e l­ ough washing requires such an Many of you probably re i.ember o p m e n ta l ......................... ST.OKi.liim 93 1.01 amount of working as breaks the him, as he liked to come to town, T o ta l ............................... S6.«a6.«K.TO6.»7 too.« sacks iu winch the minute glob­ and especially to tho confectionery, The first tw o groups together since they always cave him pea­ ules are iucased and the butler bt- amount to 92.8 per cent of the to ta l; nuts there if be would “ speak.” public works amounts to 3 per cent, coinea aalvy or greasy, and this One day I decided that Fenny prim ary governmental functions 3.2 detracts from its value eveu if the hould have a bath Why shouldn't l>er cent, and research, educntlomil he? Didn't I always have to tak • and developmental work, 1 per cent wash mg is complete. une?i Certainly he waa no better The population of the country belli,; A few dou’ts are: about 110,000,1100, tbe total budget Is Don't let the uiilk stand too long (ban 1. In my preparations I secured a about fifty dollars a year |>er caplt» before skimming. Il should be large tub ami filled it wiih warm .if wblch fifty cents a year per cup sour, but only slightly so. soapy water. I used warm water ta la expended for the wide runge of research, educutlonal and develop Don't keep the cream too long because 1 didn’t want him Io take mental work Included In Group VI cold. I put Fenny in the tub au I before churning. “T h a t Is, of the fifty dollars a year Don't wait until the mass in the you may be sure 1 gave him a g od l>er capita collected for all purposes hath. After I thot he was clean, I churn unites befoie . washing. placed him on a table, so that I a dollar and a h a lf a year per caplin /' Doctor Rosa went on to point out. Wash the milk out while the but­ might dry him mure easily. "waa spent for what Is here called While I was getting n towel iirlntary functions of government; ler is in granules. as much more was put Into puh Don's use uso much force in Fenny slipped out of the door and nearly immediately ran to his "Dixie lie works, and fifty cents a year was winking the salt iu. Work it over Paradise.'’ This "'as a g a rd e n put back Into research, educational geutly in order to leave uubroken which had recently been spaded and developmental work, to promote the little butter globules, winch and was now muddy from the ram. scientific research, to Increase produc­ tion and efficiency, to develop wealth. When our pet returned lie w»< , i ) to promote the public health and to are too small to lie seen by the , . l i t e r a l ly a la rg e m u d ball in s te a d ,^,nBerv# nur uattiril, reso u rces. T l.it naked eye. h i a little w h ile dog. I d id n ’ t ; „ very small part o f the total — too long before Don’t keep it t h in k he h ad sho w n h is g r a titu d e hardly enough to be regarded as a marketing. The perfume and fla­ to m e in a very p le a s in g m a n n e r, burden on the nation. "Indeed, one is led to wonder vor of (be best fresh butter cannot lienee he d id n 't receive m a n y m o re ¡w hether the total burden of taxation be retained more than a few week*. b a th » , le ivt yn* known I y reputation In every rilii-n ot Michigan,” and that "Mr New berry's money waa not e; orwtiun D uy P m ra il« " iu ifce nonw lo w u. T h e old g c n tiu u a u . w v ete ra n ol the C iv il w a r, end*uLvors to the y u u n g s u r w itli t h i tugniheante o f the « re a l conflict, una m an y years a l l e r w aru the boy was to rem em ber hie word« witu s ta rtlin g rtvidnessx O ptom etrist. A L tÁ N Y Harold Albro. Manufacturing optician. C H A P T E R I I . —in the schoolroom, a lew years a fte rw a rd , R ajusey w a# not -listing u1»ned fo r re m a rk a b le a b ility , vhough lua tw o pronounced dislikes were a rith m e tic and Recitations.** In sharp .o u tras i to R am seÿ's backw ardness is the precocity of little D o ra Yocum , a young lady whom in his bitterness he de­ nom inates “ T e a c h e r's P e t** Wo m ake a S pecialty o f F rien d sh ip , E ngagem ent and W edding Rings I C H A P T E R I I I . —In high school w here he and D o ra a re classm ates, R am sey continues to feel t h a t the > ir l delights to m an ife s t her su p e rio rity , a nd the vin d ic ­ tiveness he generates becomes a la rm in g , u lm in a tln g in the resolution th a t some fa y he w ould “ s h o w ’* her. C H A P T E R I V . — A t a class picnic R am Jey, to his intense surprise, appears to a ttra c t the fa v o ra b le a tte n tio n of Mias M ills K usf, a young lady o f abou t his own age and the acknow ledged belle of the class. M illa has the m isfortune tb ia ll into a creek w h ile ta lk in g w ith R a m ­ sey, and th a t y o u th p ro m p tly plunges to the rescue. T h e w a fu r Is only some three teet deep, but M Ilia ’s g ra titu d e fo r his heroic a c t is em barrassin g. H e is in fa c t taken cap tive by the f a ir one, to his great consternation. F. M. F r e n c h & S o n s « ALBANY OREG. $ Amor A. Tussing C H A P T E R V .—T h e acq uaintance ripens, ta m sey and M illa openly “ keeping com ­ pany,** w h ile the fo r m e r ’s paren ts w on­ der. H is m other indeed goes so fa r as to express some disapp ro val of his choice, even h in tin g th a t D o ra Yocum w ould be x m ore suita b le com panion, a suggestion v bich the youth receives w ith ho rror. LAWYER AND NOTARY B bownbvili . r , O regon A. Peterson “ C H A P T E R V I —A t th is period our hero gets the th r ill o f his “ first kiss,” M ills being a very w illin g p a rtn e r in the a L H e r flippancy over the m a tte r discon­ certs R am sey im m ensely, but sh o rtly a f t ­ e rw a rd the g irl d e parts fo r a visit to Chffcago. She leaves an endearing m issive for R am sey, which adds to his feeling o f m elancholy. ; s"” Einq Dress Shoes a Specialtj C H A P T E R V I I . - S h o r t l y a fte r M illa 's departure, her frie n d , Sadie Clews. In ­ form s R am sey th a t his in am o ra ta has been m arrie d to her cousin and is not com ing back, so th a t little rom ance is ended. W ith in a few m onths Ratnsey and his cloaest frie n d . F re d M itc h e ll, go to the state u n iv e rs ity . R am sey’s chief feeling being one o f r e lie f th a t he has got xway from the detested D ora. T o his ho r­ ro r he finds she ié also a student a t tbe un iversity. Induced to Join a debatin g m clety. R am sey is chosen as D o ra ’s op­ ponent in a debate dealing w ith the m a t­ ter o f G e rm a n y ’s rig h t to invade B e l­ gium. D o r < being assigned the negative side o f the arg u m en t. P a r t ly oa account of his feelings to w ard D ora, and his n a t­ u ra l nervousness, he m akes a m iserable s h o w in r and D o ra c arrie s off the honors. A brash youngster nam ed U n s k l objet ts to the show ing m ade by R am sey and be­ comes p erso nal In his rem a rks . T h e mat­ te r ends w ith R am sey, In the u n iv ers ity v ern a c u lar, g iving IJ n s k l a “ peach o f a punch on the snoot.’* 501 Lyon at., Albany, Oregon. Shoe Repair Shop Two doors north of the hottl on prepared to do all kinds o' hoe repairing. Satisfaction guar i n teed. JEWETT the COBBLER. I. 0 . 0 . F. C H A P T E R V I I I . —D o ra appears to have made a decided h it w ith her fe llo w s tu ­ dents, to R am sey's suprem e w onderm ent A ru m o r o f his “a f f a ir “ w ith the fickle M illa spreads and he gets the rep utation of a m an o f experience and a “ woman h a te r.” WILDEY LODGE NO. 05. Regular meeting next Saturda •ight. C H A P T E R I X . —T h e story comes to the «prlng of 1915 and the sin k in g of th e L u s i­ ta n ia Th e u n lvernlty Is stirred to Its lepths F a c u lty an J “ f r a t ” Societies a lik e w ire the governm ent offe rin g th e ir se b ee In the w a r w h D h they believe to be r e v ita b le D o ra, SqUttng the belief th a t all w a r la w rong, sees w ith ho rro r the s p irit o f the students, w h ich is an Intense ieelre to cajl G e rm a n y to account She s« eke R am sey and endeavors to im press him w ith her pacifist views. W. J. Ribelin Office 1st door south of school house Halsey, Oregon. Dealer in Real Estate. Handles Town and Country Property live him a call and are if he can fix oir up. s ANITARY Barber Shop and Baths First-class work guarnteed KARL BRAMWELL. BARBER SHOP Slectric Haircutting, Massngui^ and Shampooiog. Cleaning and Pressing. E. C . M IL L E R ARCHIE CORNELIUS W a TCHMAKER&Jewehi Kapert h alsby workmanship. Watches clocks a specialty. ar, orego - F. M. GRAY, Drayman. All work done promptly ai ••»«on >bly. Phone No.'209. C. C. B R Y A N T ATTORNEY AT L A W 01 New First Nat’l Rank Bid g Albany, Oregon. C H A P T E R X. Ramsey kept very few thlnga from Fred Mitchell, and usually his confl- «lencea were Imm ediate upon the otxw- !ind that gets kind of freaky when you’re ta lk in ’ to anybody a good while ’ like that. When »he’d be lookin’ away from me, for Instance, or down at the river, or somewhere, and I ’d want to start sayin’ something to her, you know, why, I wouldn’t know how to get started exactly, without callin’ her something. A person doesn’t want Io I * always s ta rtin ’ off w ith ‘See here? or tilings like that,” “1 don't see why you let It trouble you." said Fred. “ From how yoü've always talked about her. you had a perfectly handy way to start off with anything yon wanted to say to her.” “ W hat w t t h r "W hy didn’t you Just say, *Oh. you Teacher’s l > t T T h a t would— ” “Get out ! W hat I mean la. she called me ’Ramsey w ithout any both­ e r; It seems funny I got stumped every rime I started to say ’Dora.’ Some way 1 I K . cuuldfl i laad (.1, ajul u eaQaij^ <• would 'a’ Bounded crazy to call her ‘Miss Yocum' a fte r sittln' In the sume room w ith her every day from the baby class clear on up through the end of high school. T h a t would ’a’ made me out an Id io t!” • “W hat did you call her?" Fred asked. "Just nothin' at all. 1 started to call her something or other a hundred times, I guess, and then I'd balk. I ’d get all ready, and kind o f make a sort o f a sound, and then I'd have to quit.” “ She may have thought you had a cdld," said Fred, still keeping his hack turned. “I expect maybe she did— though I don't know ; most the tim e she didn’t seem to notice me much, kind of.” “She didn't?” “No. She was too upset, I guess, by what she was thlnktn' about.” “But I f It hadn't been for that," Fred suggested, “you mean she’d have certainly puld more attention to who was sitting on the bench w ith her?” ' ♦ “Get o u t! You know how it was. Everybody those few days thought we were goin’ to have w ar, and she was just sure of 11, and It upset her. O f ! cotirse most people were a lot more upset by what those Dutchmen did to the Lusitania than by the idea of w a r; and she seemed to feel as broken up as anybody could be about the Lusitania, but what got her the worst was the j notion of her country w a n tin ’ to tiglit, she said. She really was upset, too, F re d ; there wasn't no p uttin ’ on about It. I guess ih a t ole girl cer- . lalnly must have a good deal of feel­ ing. because, doggoned, a fte r we’d been sittln' there a w hile If she didn’t I llave to got out her handkerchief! She kept her face turned away from me— just the same as you're doin’ now to keep from laughin'— but honestly, she cried like somebody at a funeral. I felt like the darndest fool 1" “ I'm not laughing,” said Fred, but lie did not prove it by turning so that Ids face could be seen. "W h a t did she say?” “Oh, she didn't say such an aw ful loL She said one kind o' funny thing though: she said she was sorry she couldn't quite control herself, but if anybody had to see her cry she minded it less because It was an old school- mate. W h at struck me so "kind o’ funny about that Is— why. It looks as If she never knew the way I always hated her so.” “Yes,” said Fred. “I t wasn't flat­ tering !” “ W ell, sir. It Isn’t, kind of," Ram ­ sey agreed, musingly. “I t certainly Isn’t when you look at It that way." “W hat did you say when she said that?” Fred asked. "N othin’. I stunted to. but I sort of balked again. W ell, we kept on sitting there, and afte rw ld le she began to talk again and got kind o f excited about how no w ar could do anything or anybody any good, and all w a r was wicked, no m atter w hat It was about, and nothin' could be good that was founded on fear and hate, and every w ar that ever was fought was always founded on fear and hate. She said It the Germans wanted to tight us we ought to go to meet them and tell them we wouldn’t fight.” “W hat did you say?" “Nothin’. I kind o’ started to— hut what's the use? She’» got thnt In her head. Besides, how are you goln’ to argue nhout a thing w ith n person th n tX crying about !t? 'I tell you, Fred, I guess we got to adm it, a fte r all. that ole girl certnlnly must have a lot of heart nhout her, anyway. T here may not he much fun to her— though of course I wouldn't know hardly any way to tell nhout th a t— but there couldn't he hnrdly any doubt she's got a lot of feeling. W ell, and then she went on and said otd men made wars, hut didn't fight; they left the fighting to the hoys, and the suffering to the hoys' mothers." “Yes !'* Fred exclaimed, and upon that he turned. fre~ of m irth for the moment. “T h a t’s the woman of It. I guess. Send the old men to do the fighting! For the m&tter of thfit, I guess my fath er’d almut a thousand times rnglier go him self than see me and my brothers go; but Father's so fat he can’t stoop! You got to he able to stoop to dig a trench. I guess! Well, suppose we sent our old men np against those D u tchm en; Ihe Dutch­ men would Just k ill the old mAi, and then come a fte r the hoys snywsy .-and the hoys wouldn’t be ready, and they'd get killed, too; and then there wouldn't he anybody hut the Dutchmen le ft, and that'd he one fine world, wouldn't I t !” “Yes," said Ramsey. “Coarse I thought of that." “D id you tell her?" ‘■2^" - .