H A L S E Y E N T E R P R IS E
OCT. 27. 1921
The Curse of Dictation
Brownsville Briefs
When Karl Hapaburg, once an coup and attempted to seise the
(Oregon Manufacturer)
throne.
He
and
hia
wife
are
now
Thr
first Calapooia Valley fair,
HALSEY ENTERPRISE to evil doers who commit crimes «mperor but now a man without a prisoners of the republic and the Since last May the typographi­ held this year, netted $115 profit,
An independent— N O T neutral— uew l- under its disguise and in its name. ; country, made hie futile attempt
officers of his army, some of whom cal union has besD backing a na­ which w ill be carried over as a
paper, publiabed every Thuraday,
Its supreme “ kleagle” declares to seize the Hungarian throne last
were captured, are accused of tion-wide strike favoring a 44-hour nest egg for next year’s exhibition.
by W m . H . A A. A. W H E E L E R .
that all crimes committed are tbe •Pr*|ig, be was given refuge in
week. A tax of 10 per cent is lev-
Justice of the Peace A. 8. Ham-
W. H . W h k k i . b r Editor.
treason, while the rank and fib ed on tire weekly pay of every un-
M u A A W h k k l k r B u iin e ii Manager work of unauthorized imitators, 1 Switzerland ou his express prom-
mill, tbe first man to hold that
have
been
turned
loose,
for
thej
on printer to maintain strike ben­ office for several years, has re­
and Local News Editor.
yet in one instance at least tbe ise not to leave without permis­
only obeyed their officers’ orders. efits.
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signed. Game wardens arrested a
charter of a subordinate klan was sion. Under tbe delusion that be is
In a town of 20,000 population man in the city without a warrant,
Subscriptions, $1.50 a year in advance.
still a monarch and that “divine But 100 of them were killed am
taken
awav
for
violation
of
law,
Arrearages. $2 a year.
J000 wounded. Their blood is oi ' where the scale is 142.50 a week which officials claim they had no
Tranalent advertising, 25c an inch, per­ as announced by tbe central au­ right’* gives kings impunity for
The prisoner con-
the
head of the “ royal” liar and tach union member sends in $4 25 right to do.
manent, 20c. No diacount for time thority of the organization.
being liars or otherwise immoral,
>er week to the national strike fesssed violating the ga ne law and
his
underlings
who
drove
them
to
or »pace
*und, or about <17 00 per mouth was released on promising to pay
Take away tbe spectacular joy he broke his word lagt week and
l a " P a id -fo r P aragraph»," 5c aline.
In addition to the above dues, a <25 fine to the justice.
slaughter.
Karl
is
a
fair
sample
No advertising disguised as news.
After-
of parading in nightshirts and pi I- I escaped in an airplane He was
each member has to pay bis terwarde he repented and Hamill
of
the
would-be
autocrat
wh<
Phone 205
'
greeted
by
an
army
of
10,000
men
lowslips and there will not be much
monthly and international union quit in disgust.
left to attract members.
The who had been prepared for the cares not for the lives of other men lues, amounting to about a dollar
H A L S E Y , Linn Co , Ore.. Oct. 27, 1921
Rev. J. W. Craig is 77 years old,
a week on top of strike assess
kleagles and wizards and imps arid
ments, making a total of about but has the contract to carry the
other official hobgoblins who ab­
BUGABOOS
$5 25 a week that each workman mails between the postoffice and
sorb the fees will probably stay on
puts up for maintaining a gigantic tbe depot and is tbe city recorder.
tbe job as long as impressionable
organization which at the present He has been a Methodist preacher
The constitution of the United
dupes can be found who will pun-
time is fighting chiefly to reduce for 59 years.
States wisely forbids federal relig­
output on the theory of creating
gle up $10 for tbe privilege of wear­
The Times was fuller of local
ions legislation. It provides for
more jobs.
news last week than usual. It an­
ing tbe sheet and pillowcase and
that religious liberty which the
The opposite result has taken nounces, teo, four special editions
16 or 17 for the 90c worth of mus­
pilgrim fathers sought and which
place.
The cost of printing has to come in the next few weeks, the
lin they are made of, and th it may
iteen driven so high that it is only first to feature thia week's anniver­
their successors, the puritans, d< •
be a considerable time, for it
done where absolutely necessary.
sary celebration at the Brownsville
etroyed and banished as long ss
said that "there is a new fool bom
The original program of labor Presbyterian church.
And it is
they held sway.
The pilgrims,
unions to get better working, liv­ lustily pushing tbe community
every minute,’’ but the ghostly
about 100 in number, came from
ing and wage conditions for their building project toward success.
klans will he suppressed if they
Hollaud in the Mayflower in 1620,
members was good. The present
The community building plans
constantly violate the law. If they
curse of the union is its propaganda were indorsed last week by the
and settled on Plymouth bay.
A
do not break the law they will do
to
constantly
limit
production,
in
­
decade afterwards, the puritans, a
chamber of commerce and by a
no harm to outsiders, nor any good
crease wages and shorten hours mass meeting Friday night at
thousand of them, came from Eng­
beyond reason.
to anybody.
which Revs. McClain and Wood-
land and settled at Boston.
Tbe
In the case above cited the print­ worth voiced their opposition.
It
two colonies were always antng-
er’s wage is really <36 25 a week, is reported that tbe latter nearly
GAMBLERS DESPERATE
instead of <42.50. The public is had a coliison with Jesse Hinman
onistic and tbe Boston bigots used
taxed the difference of <5.25 a week of the Times and the American
every effort to prevent Roger Will­
The graindealers’ combination,
to maintain an organization whicji Legion on the subject. The Polly-
iams and the pilgrims from build which spent a quarter of a million
would deny any man the right to anna club of young matrons who
iog, at Plymouth, the first Bap­ dollars trying to defeat the recent
work at the printing trade unless want a gymnasium for their chil­
tist church in America. When the legislation for the relief of the
he held a card in the organization dren reaffirmed their contribution
puritans caught Mr. Holmes, who farmers of the country, now pro-
It is no wonder that all liues of of $200 to the cause, half of which
industry are repudiating tbe was paid down.
had organized tbe church, they pises to organize for “ self-protec­
closed-shop idea with its growing
tied him to the Boston whipping tion” at Wasbiugton, which means
(Correspondence)
dictation, power and expense which
post and he was “ whipped by
to prevent further legislation to
it saddles onto employer, employe
Io
a
private
letter J. L. Bow­
strong man with thirty strokes so c irb the raiding of the country
and the public.
man, president of the Brownsville
that for weeks he could only get by forciog farmers to sell their
Woolen Mill company, writes one
rest upon his knees and elbows.” crops at rediculously low prices at
Shedd Shots
of our citizens that mill machinery
The pilgrims maintained that harvest time so that the "respect-
Harry Koousman is down from suitable to install in the local mill
tbe civil authorities had no right able” speculators and gamblers
eastern Oregon for a few days’ vis- buildings, “ after some new build­
it with his brother-in-law, W. Y. ings have beeu added,’’ is under
to make religious or Sunday laws. mty continue to roll in wealth.
investigation and may be secured
Shearer.
Church and state are divorced
in a short time. Two Brownsville-
The failure of tbe federal reserve
Tbe infant son of Ray Duncan ites while in the BrownsvilleWoolen
in the United States, as far as the binks to fiuance farmers who wish
and
wife, who has been suffering Mill store in Portland a few days
central government is concerned, to hold crops till the market is fa-
from iufantile paralysis, was taken ago were assured that the mills at
and every effort to have the decree v irable, and the cheerful loaning
to Albany Sunday to undergo an Brownsville will be operated soon.
set aside has thus far failed.
operation for obstruction of the Let us hope these predictions will
of bank funds to grain dealers so
There are laws in restraint of re­ they can buy those crops and hold
bowels.
be verified.
ligious liberty in some of the states them for the rise, led to co-opera­
Mrs. Argile Kendall baa been
Serie Dougherty, son of Mr. and
The constitution of New Hamp­ tive financing by the Harm Bureau
sick uuder the doctor’s care for sev­ Mrs. R. P. Dougherty, Halsey, re­
eral days.
shire prohibits Roman Catholics aud to federal legislation that it is
turned to Brownsville Wednesday
from bolding office, unless it has hoped may remove some of the
George A. Dannen is a proud after spending the snmraerin east­
Serie
boy these days. He took his Dur ern and northern Oregon.
been amended in recent yeais. handicaps under which the food of
hopes to laud a job for the winter
bam
heifer
to
the
Albany
fair
and
Washington prohibits the reading the country is produced, hence the
Copyri
got a twenty-dollar check as first in this vicinity.
of the Bible in the public schools. rage of the gamblers.
money.
Three Brownsville pastors drive
To be woll d ressed is an asset. Y o u r c lo th ­
Some slates prohibit ordinary work
Portland banks loaned <1,000 -
cars. The car is certainly a great
Mrs.
J.
W.
Sprenger
had
her
ing can be an asse t to y o u w ith o u t a n y e x tra
on Suuday, which amounts to re­ 000 to tbe Oregon Graingrowers'
tonsils removed, aud at last re­ aid to them in getting around
cost. W h e n we sell you an o v erco at o r a s u it
ligious persecution of the Jew or Co-Operative association to finance
among their parishioners.
While
ports she was not doing so well.
we have it p ro p erly fitted to y o u by an e x ­
the Haturday-observing Christian its 10,090 members in holding and
the car no doubt takes some away
from the regular Sunday services
p e rt tailor. It m u st fit and p lease y o u . U n­
or the Friday-observiug Moham­ marketing tbeir crop.
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HOMES
FOR
MANSIONS
it is not altogether an unmixed
less
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service
to
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main idle two days a week while
Many N e w England Pratentieus D w ell­
INTOLERENCE REBUKED
In anticipation of the anniver­
ings Are Being Divided Into
cotupetiug with Sunday-observer
n o th in g
M odem Houses.
sary celebration held Tuesday the
William de Mille writes to Rev.
in their secular oallings.
ladies of the Presbyterian congre­
The store that gives
Years ago there was an organ- G. A Breiglet of Los Angeles:
Pittsfield.
M as s — Rome
of New gation met and thoroughly cleaned
Ena,and'« tine old mansions are be the church building and put every­
square deal to every
"As a student of the Bible, I
i z e d “ God-iu-the constitution”
In« sawed apart to make modem
deny
your
right
to
foicibly
inter­
thing in apple-pie order.
customer
movement, but it failed.
Yet an
homes
One bit o f cross-cut saw
pret
the
scripture
to
me
and
pre­
organisation has now been formed
handiwork here was the successful
W. C Templeton lost one of his
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vent my practicing my own un­
division o f a twenty-room house Into work horses from some unknown
in New York to fight the constitu­ derstanding of it.
tw o apartm ent dwellings. One of the trouble.
The animal was sick but
tionality of the law which bars tbe
sections was moved to a new site.
He follows his rebuke of those
short time.
Bible from the schools of the state
The
old
W hitehead
mansion
of
who arrogate to themselves the au­
On the site of the large barn
27 rooms Is to be tom down and
of Washiugtou.
The people of
thority to dictate how others shall
made into many small houses. Its burned some weeks ago in North
Washington, like thoge of the
three huge chlmmeys alone are said Brownsville Mr. Crume is build­
i lierpret the Bible with the fol­
Philippines, are deemed inospable
to contain brick enough to build two ing a new harn, not so large as tbe
lowing sarcasm:
modest homes.
of self-government, and govern­
first one, yet quite commodious.
W e have a complete stock of the
Thousands of mansions like this
One of your supporters said re­
ment there must, if these meddlers
Edwin Sawyer, accompanied by
were built In New England years ago
cently: "The (notion picture men
National Mazda Electric Lamps at the
can have their way, have some have taken away our Sun day with
his mother and tbe nurse who had
when m aterials and labor were In
charge of his case in the Corvallis
expensive
Increasing cost of main
powers that are not 1 derived from out our consent or approval.”
standard prices. W hen in need of a
tensnce has caused many to he sold. hospital, Miss Bodine, was brought
the consent of ths governed.”
Are we so strong, then, that in
home a few days ago
It was a
new supply see us.
Oregou has repealed her Sunday a few ahdrt years all the doctrine
hard
fight
to
save
his
arm.
and at
Bushy
T
all
Enrlehts
Caddis.
laws, so the bugaboo of nnn-ob you gentlemen have been at such
Brookville.-—Leslie Reynolds, a cad­ one time it seemed scarcely possi­
pains to impart can be swept aside
die of the Carleton Place Golf club, ble to save his life, but he seems
ssrvance of church rules on Sun­ by the simple desire to see a mo­
C ro ss cP-
a few days ago. while searching for to be getting along nicely now and
day is scaring the self-appointid tion picture? Jf so you gentlemen
lost halls, saw a squirrel enter a hol­ wilt probably soon recover.
assistants of the Almighty as it hays done your work very badly.
low log. H e Investigated and discov­
Otin Stratton opened a fruit
did puritan witch burners hun­
ered that the animal had secreted 41
halls In the log Search of other hid­ house in the Hume building, South
dreds of years ago.
There were medical experts who
ing places In the locality resulted In Brownsville, last week to dispose
the location of more than 50 halls.
The Roman Catholic church is examined Btumfield aud pro­
of his surplus apples and pears af­
ter shipping three cars of apples to
another bugaboo against which nounced him undoubtedly insane,
better markets.
much money, ink and hot air have and others, quite as well attested |
.VrzZ C sZ o /e a rjc t i n s u r a n c e
Mr. and Mrs. Knuth, Plainview,
been launched ever since it was experts, who were equally positive
Pair of Pliers
visited
Friday with William Wash­
that
he
was
saue.
They
all
be­
ousted from tbe position in which
Routs Holdup Man
burn and wife.
The ladies are
lt
ng
to
the
highly
ethical
medical
it was the chief religious persecu
sisters.
Philadelphia.— One attempted
organization which will furnish
tor.
holdup foiled w ith a pair of
Dr. and Mrs. O H. Kent and
swift
witnesses
for
the
defense
if
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Now another bugaboo arises
pliers, another holdnp In which
H. A. Wilson autoed to Albany
the robber found his victim
whose proponents inveigh against one of their members it sued for
¡Thursday.
A sister of Mr». l^.nt
without money and a third that
malpractice
or
for
the
proeecution
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had just arrived from California to
that church.
It ia a case of
resulted In a highwayman ob­
visit her mother and sister, who
bugaboo against bugaboo, but none if anybody else ie. There are just
taining SA4 summed np one
The age of the g irl doesn't coant
, live in Albany.
night's banditry.
the less real is the terror they in­ ae black sheep in that profession
when it comes to caadv ; b ig and little ,
as there are among ministers or
When J M Sloan». a fo rh lre
. By appointment of Jthe council
they all love it
Tbe candies that we
spire in the ignorant aud timid,
driver, stopped to repair his car
editors.
Henry Blakely is filling the office
sell
are
made
of
pure
unadulterated
su­
Ths K. K K. bugaboo has
two men attempted to hold him
of marshal and street superintend­
gar and flavorings, and consequently no
up
Sloane pointed a pair of
thrown many otherwise sane peo­
ent,
his duties being to keep the
Senator Stanfield has just bought
matter how much is eaten there can be
pliers at the bandits, who fled
ple into fits, including editors and $1.000,000 worth of sheep.
populace and streets in order,
no harm ful effect. Take home a bos
Swift
T heir flight la believed to have
knowing that it is the purest candy
lawmakers.
It violate« the laws A Co. loaned him tbe money Mr.
been hastened by the fact that
Agitation of a better high school
made.
flloane had h it coat off and a
of the land when it peiades in Stanfield was not an enthusiaatio
for Brownsville by uniting e-veral
d riv e r'! badge worn on his vest
districts adjacent to town has been
mask in puhlio without police su­ supportar of the blit to Investigate
was plainly visible
started and the chamber of c cm
pervision, and it eats an example and regulate ths packers' combine.
tCoatiaqed on pap j;
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