CHANCE MEAT MARKET.!
A Long Distance Charivari
EDUCATION PAYS
1
Perhaps our readers will re­
member th at we told them last
F O R T H E IN D IV ID U A L A N D F O R T H E S T A T E '
week that we were going t<
A Persun with No Eduoatioo has but One Chance in ISO,030 to R ender
shivaree (that outlandish “ chan
D istinguished Service to the Public
vari’ is too much for us) th<
W ith Common School Education ___ 4 chances
GLENN- C H A N C E .
newly wedded couple, Charles
With High School Education________ 87 ch a n ces
Poole and bride, in this issue ot
W ith C o lleg e E d u c a tio n .......................
800 ch a n ces
the Enterprise.
NOW IS THE TIME
Are You Giving Your Child His Chance?
Perhaps some who have never
to get a new mowing machine and binder. McCormick or Deering
we handle
THOSE STATES ARE WEALTHIEST THAT HAVE INVESTED MOST
repair* lor all makes of machine* by order but try and keep on hand
had
any experience in a news­
all repatrt
IN EDUCATION
or Deering and McCormick machinery
¡lav tools here w ire cable
is the tiesi paper shivaree will wonder how
by te»t a* it has been tried. Harpoon Porks an.l pulleys
it is done. Of course we can’t
I
I have for sale on e se t o f second han
Through a “ Liberal and practical E ducation" prepares the Young Man
light WO I beat on tin pans and cans nor
make night hideous with our
and Voting Woman for Useful C itizenship and Successful Careers in
h a rn e ss .
ACBICULTIRB
BNGI'EBRING
MINING
HOME KCONOMIC*
howls
through
a
newspaper,
nor
1 6-inch Feed g rin d er. Tin's outfit at a bargain.
j COMMKUCE
PHARMACY
FORESTRY
V O C A T IO N A L K 0 0 C A T IO N
would we do so if we could, but
The t raining includes physical Education. Music, E nglish, Modern
Com e in and see w hat we have.
we can make a person feel ju st
’ anguage, Art, and the O ther E sssentials of a Standard
as uncomfortable in our way as
Technical college course.
Come In Early A nd Get W hat You Need any hand of calathumpians could
F A L L T E R M O P E N S S E P T E M B E R 2 0 1820
T U IT IO N IS F R E E .
FOR INFORM ATION W R ITE TO
with their tin horns, blunder-
busses and hideous howls, if we THE R EG ISTR AR ,, Oregon Agricultural College. Corvallis, Ore.
cared to do so, but we don’t.
We can pat them on the back
and say pretty things to them
just as well through the papi r
THE BIG DISH
as if we were talking to them
OF ICE CREAM personally and perhaps better,
and pass all kinds of compli­
we serve will prove none too big ments upon them deserved or
for your appetite a fte r you once undeserved, and praise them up
taste it. In fact you’ll wish you to the highest heavens if we
could find room for more, Try cared to do so, but we don't.
some at home for dessert, The
We will just give a few facts
way the family will enjoy it
and let it go at that an j close
matte your heart feel glad.
with a Sara Neighed, (serenade.)
The groom is well known in
this community in business, reli­
gious and social circles and has
the esteem of every one so far as
we know.
He may have ene­
mies, most people have some,
even editors have been known to
nave them, but if he has we do
not know about them. He has
Screen Doors, Screen
built up a good business in his
It ta k es jiou back to tke long a^o
line
and we have not heard of
Door Sets, etc.
The
new process by which FLaVo'FtoiJr is milled n ta ia s
any other undertaker burying
the
essential
healthful qualities and the nature-flavor
A complete assortment
any body in this community since
we came here.
of the wheat. It is delicious and snowy-white with all
of f ishing Tackle, G ar­
His bride is an estimable
the old tim e ta ste and rising q u a litie s.
young
lady,
the
daughter
of
Mr
den H o s e , Nozzi es,
Try it and notice the difference...........Order a sack to-day
and Mrs Wm Curtis of Lebanon,
formerly of Halsey. They are
Sprayers, \ alves etc.
jovial people and the 'editor has
had several friendly bouts with
Mr Curtis. Their daughter E th ­
el is a trained nurse and has the
name of being a good one. She
For Sale by M. V . Koontz Co.
has many friends in this com­
munity and we are sure they all
wish her joy in her new venture.
Undertaker and nurse go well will be a s’ usual. Brother Phil­ him an understanding h e n t that
lips will he with us at 11 a m he m ight discern between g x d
w together. The nurse looks after with a message from The Word. and
bad.
the people in sickness and is well
w qualified
to take care of them in It is so long since he has been
May th at be the prayer in our
_ w death. Most undertakers adver­ with us at the morning service hearts
today.
xlz
that we are sure we may count
tise
lady
assistants.
We
do
not
A nyone w ishing to buy c h ea t seed. 1 have .Mz know who would make a better upon every member doing his or And God gave Solomon a wise
and understanding heart; He
aW
to be present.
lim ited a m o u n t free from sm ut.
$ assistant than an undertaker’s her The best Endeavorers
gave
him great wisdom. We
are very
«ÜC wife who is a nurse.
m
ight
tsk ourselves some per­
I will exchange for o a ts if d e sired .
tfz They will make their home in much alive and will meet as usu­ sonal questions.
W hat occupies
Brownsville, and we extend our al at 7 p m. The topi; is “ The most of my thoughts? What
congratulations and benediction. beauties and wonders of God’s possession would make me hsp-
D\ S
deader,
MZ We close this writeup with our
piest, and what lack causes me
sa r a n r i g h k d .
I William Robertson.
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.
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A ♦ U
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most
discontent day by day?
At 8 o’clocx the union service
\lz j Chas Poole thought he wanted a wife
W
here
am I living? W hat are
\l/ To help him pull hi* load through life will be held in this church when the accepted ideals of polite so­
i
•‘To
meet
him
with
a
pleasant
Smile
U f
Bro Clemo v. ill bring us another
And thus his weary hours beguile.
of his helpful sermons.’ Ihese ciety today? For what did J e ­
“ To sew the buttons on his pants
union meetings have Lad a very sus labor and sacrifice? Where
And thus Ins c imfort to enhance,
beneficial effect, giving the pas­ may we get wisdom? Nowhere
To brush his clothe*, tie hi* cravat,
tors an opportunity to reach but w here Jesus got it: by living
And d > such little things as that.
•ionie whom they otherwise iu daily, constant companionship
“To wash and iron and scrub the floor
with God.
would net. and making it possi­
And each dav do it o ’er and oe'r.
says the Good Judge
The receipts of the League
ble for many to gain a hel ful
1 hree tim es a day to cook his meals
rom the ice cream social last
No m atter then how tired she feels.”
thought
from
the
sermons
they
I yo u w ill find h ow
would ordinarily miss. During Saturday night amounted to
fo listen in patience when he growls,
nv eh m ore satisfaction a
Io keep on sm iling when he scowls.
the few weeks that remain of about $35. The net balance will
lii e of this R eal Tobacco
To share his sorrows and hts joys,
this arrange nent let every one b< expended in a worthy cause.
$ •' s you than you e v e r
And he the m other of Ins girls and bojs.
“how their appreciation by their
Miss Ruth Green of Creswell,
go’ from a big chew of the
She noi. oulit thought t'w ould be grand A tte n d a n c e .
w
’ell
Known here, was a welcome-
or in ary k ind.
I o always have at her command
Church Reporter
■uest
a t the Sunday services.
2 I’ - g°°d» ric h , real to-
some one to love, some one to scold.
— -
She
le'urned
home W edmsday
Some one to care lor her when old
bn co taste lasts so long
M ethodist (h u rc h Notes
I noon after a visit with G ertrude
'Some oue to brush away her tears,
you d o n ’t need a fresh
Porter.
Dispel her sorrow, caltu her fear»,"’
ch v n early as often. So
SUNDAY SCHOOL
Buy
her
dt*Mea.
toy
with
her
curl»,
it costs you less.
The business of the fourth
Beginning of Solomon’s reign.
\n d be the father of her hoys and girls
A i ' m an w ho uses the
quarterly
conference was tra n s­
The fear of the Lord, that is
C hristian Church Notes
Kt d T o b acco C hew will
acted
on
Wednesday evening
wisdom; and to depart from evil
tell you that.
with Dtst Supt Jas Moore in the
is understanding. Job 28 : 28.
“ Summerslump” has not hit
King Solomon was a young ! chair.
Put n/> in tut» styles
the Bible school very badly if man only 20 years of age when
The services next Sunday will
\ \ -B C I JT is a long fine-r it tobacco
the attendance of last Sunday is he began to reign over Israel. be as usual with the union ser­
R I C H T ( I T is a short-cut tobacco
any criterion. Keep up the good He realized his ignorance and vice at the Christian church and
: work.
W e y w ttn -B fv ta n C o m p a n y .
danger of leading his people un- the serm on by Brother Clemo.
»rk Cdy
i Next Lord’s day the services I wisely. He asked God to
Church Reporter
We have'opened up a M.av M arket in the building
formerly occupied by the Halsey Meat M rket and
will try to accommodate the j blic with all kinds of
meat. T P Patton is helping us for a w hile
O regon A gricultural C ollege
G. W. MORNHINWEG
<1^2^ flo r id
•re*
fe) \ \ tnembrance
CLARK’S
CON FECTION ERY.
Cross & White
contains th e
old time flavor v
of the wheat ben^N
I h n p stn Bros M illing Co.
Cross & White
CHOPPING EVERY DAY.
$
$
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