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LUMBER, SHINGLES,LATH
TILE AND BRICK
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FIRST
METHODIST
Preaching every Sunday at 11
a. m. and 7:30 p. m. Sunday
School at 10. Prayer meeting
Thursdays at 7 p. m. Ladies Aid
Wednesdays at 1:30. Class meet
ing first Sunday o f each month
¡at 12 m. Bible Study Class every
Wednesday at 7:30 p. m.
Rev. J. D. Cain, pastor.
Valley Lumber & Supply Co.
Yards at HALSEY. SHEDD AND BROWNSVILLE.
CHURCH OF CHRIST
W ar Em ergency Course and Certificate
K L :ngrr
D cease.
Mn—Sny, tills in're »tale of Wyotu»
OREGON NORMAL SCHOOL
Ini; must he a turrl de onlienlthy plac<‘.
P a — Whut m akes you think that, Sa-
Owing to the scarcity o ’ teachers the Oregon Normal School m anthy ?
Ma—Why. ole 5i r. Perkins hail a let
w ill offer a War Emergency Course of twenty weeks outlined by.
the Superintendent of Public Instruction. The course will begin ter from her uncle a n f ljie says him
with each of the terms commencing Nov. 16. 1918; Feb. 8, 1919: anil his wife have both hail the liullol
and A pril 12, 1919. The Superintendent of Public Instruction will ever since they moved there in 'CD.
consider it equivalent to the Teachers' Training Course and issue i
certificate upon its completion valid to teach in the elementary
grades fo r one year.
S. P. Schedule for Halsey
No. 15. due 12:48 p. m. flag stop
No. 17, due 5:50 p. m., reg. stop
For detailed information address
An Exception.
"A yellAw streak never pays,"
launched out the guy who wus full of
NORTH BOUND
bromides,
“(III, doesn’t It? I mil nfrnld you No. 18, due 11:20 a. m., reg. stop
would have a hard tithe to convince n
gold miner of III.'' tru th of th a t state No. 24, due 2:38 p. m., flag stop
m ent," wild the menu old Joy-killing No. 14, due 6:05 p. m., flag stop
feller.
R egistrar Oregon Normal School
W ANTED
ENQUIRE ENTERPRISE O FFICI
HIGHEST PRICES
NOTICE
Bible school at 10 a. m. Preach
ing set vice at 11 a. in. Christian
Endeavor at 7:00 p. m. Preach
ing service at 8:00 o’clock p. m.
Choir practice Sat. p. m. at 8.
Pre-prayer service Sunday p. m.
at 6:45. Ladies’ Aid Thursday
p. m.
Rev. Linden Leavitt, Pastor.
Injustice.
She Is only live, hut she has a phi
losophy of her ow n.
"Tilings aren't Just right,” she said
SOUTH BOUND
solemnly to a neighbor. “ When I get
sick they give me castor oil, and when
m other gets sick pa brings lee cream No. 23, due 11:07 a. m., flag stop
home to her.”
This Course w ill be open to those who have had two years c
more of high school work or 'is equivalent and who are at least
eighteen years of age.
Second Hand Furniture ÏI í-ííl
quantity
EPISCOPAL
CHURCH.
How and When.
“Do you like your steak rare?”
casually in<|Uired liis friend, ns they
were on the subject of high price of
not being hungry.
“Yes, I like It rare hut get It rare
ly,” was the answ er.
Explained.
‘ A sailor in lime o f w ar simply can .
fall asleep at his port.”
“Why not?”
“Because a man-of-war m ust keep
a wuke when on the w ater."
Judicious Optimism.
“Are you an optim ist?”
"Yes. But I don't believe
so careless and happy ns to
busy pessimist a chance for
of the argum ent."
Ike always
thought
—a man was foolish to buy
plug of the Gravely class
when he could get a big
plug of ordinary tobacco
for the same money. But
one day B ill gave him a
chew of Gravely—just two
or three small squares.
Then Ike got the pure, sat
ON B A R G A IN DAY.
I t goes fu r th e r—that's
yon
can get the good taste o f this class
o f tobacco unlkout extra cost
PEYTON BRAN D
Real Gravely Chewing Plug
each, piece packed in a pouck
F-B GrtA>4£LY T p BA C Í O .
U N IO N
M EA T
Cream, E ggs and
I t w ill be :.o Your Advantage to See us First
WE QUOTE PRICES ON V E A L
L. W. BYERLEY, Local Agent
Customers coming after hours will receive attention by calling at my residence
L ittle
A m ericans
Do’your
b it
_
> «
Eat’Corn m eal m usk-
Oatrneal- C om fla k e s-
Hominy and rice with-
niilk^ E a t n o w h e a t cereals.
¥^ave n o th in g o n y o u r p la te.
A D M IN IS T R A T IO N
A ll tools “ Sanitary Sterilized’ ’
Safety F irst—Let Chiropractic
Remove the Cause.
E . C . M IL L E R
Elmer C. Gipe
C. P. S taflord
CHIROPRACTOR
Notary Public
THE ALBANY CHIROPRACTIC HEAETHORIUM
at 806 W ashington St., Albany, Ore.
B. T. Sudtell
A uctioneer
HALSEY,
Livelihood.
Portland
Oldest and Most Responsible One-Price Piano
House on the Pacific Coast
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W right & Poole
UNDERTAKING
EMBALMING
Phone 1ST H arrisburg Oregon.
Experimenting.
lie a q u ariu m ?'
“Because I wns nfrnld the tu rtle
might eat them .”
"Why, there’s no tu rtle In there.”
"Well, Johnny put his Iwnt In the
aquarium and papa said It turned tu r
tle."
WM. S. R IsfE Y
THE
HALSEY STATE BANK
I. O. O. F. BUILDING
H A L SE Y , O R E G O N
Capital and Surplus $27,500
C. II. KOONTZ. I’rcs.
I). TAYLOR, Vice-Pros
B. M. B()N I>. ( ’a^bier
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O regon
The Only Difference.
Boston Child— is heaven like Bos
ton. mamma?
Boston M other—Q uite so. child—
only Boston Is growing more rapidly.
Too Much.
Prospective Buyer—Is there hot wa
ter In your bons«1?
O w ner (gloom ily)— Yon bet there Is.
Tiy an Ad in the Enterprise '
'»i slwiiy« In It.
NOW
OVERHAUL YOUR MACHINES
and do not wait, as wo cannot rely on shipments of
any kind. Therefore order repairs early.
JU ST RECEIVED
A b arrel of No. 6 Dry-cell Batteries
M achine Oil and M otor Oil
“ Wolf Head”—best by test.
Cable
LAW YER AND NOTARY
B rownsville , O regon
Col. A. W. Lawson
AUCTIONEER
Phone 55FJ5
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Oregon
Had Something, Anyway
Jim —I envy the man who sang the
tenor solo.
Maud—Why, 1 thought he had a very
poor voice.
Jim —So did I. but Just think of his
nerve.
ORDER REPAIRS
Amor A. Tussing
Brownsville,
.
In terest paid on time certificates of deposit
We in\ ite your banking business
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An Authority.
“Does thnt man know anything about
:he Industrial conditions?"
“I should say he does. He knows so
much he can make a living lecturing
on thent Instead of doing any regular
so rk him self."
Do not say it is impossible—that is what they told Marconi.
Attorney and Counsellor at Law
A lbany
Paradoxical Enterprise.
“T here are some queer ways a b o rt
building operations."
“llow do you mean?"
“ When n man w ants to expand Ills
t ulltllug for business rensous, he culls
•n a contractor.”
to 10 CUSICK BANK BLDG.
OREGON
Frank K irk, Representative
Halsey,
Ore.
Phone 166
“Why did you take these fish from-
Sherman, Clay & Co.
McCully Bid.
P IIO N E 206'
D own T own O f fic e s , R ooms 5
T b s w orld owes you a living, »on.
By m eth o d s clean an d rig h t.
Som etim es by w ork tt,n ia y be won:
Som etim e» y o u 'v e got to light.
Poultry
B arber Shop
Office at Telephone Office
Gentlem an—Er-w here can I find Ihe
«Ilk counter?
Floorw alker—Third battle to thy
•Ight.
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CO.
Catarrh Cannot Be Cured
w ith LOCAL, A P P L IC A T IO N S , a s th e y
c a n n o t re a c h th e s e a t o f t h e d ise a se .
C a ta r r h H a lo cal d ise a se , g r e a t l y i n
flu en ced b y c o n s titu tio n a l c o n d itio n s,
an d in o r d e r to c u r e It y o u m u st
ta k e a n in te r n a l re m e d y . H a ll’s C a
t a r r h C u re is t a k e n I n te r n a lly a n d
n e ts th r u th e b lo o d o n th e m u c o u s s u r
in é e s of th e sy s te m . H a ll's C a ta r r h
C u re w a s p r e s c r ib e d b y o n e o f t h e b e st
p h y s ic ia n s in th is c o u n tr y f o r y e a r s It
is com pos- d o f so m e o f th e b e s t to n ic s
k n o w n . c o m b in ed w ith pom e o f th e
b* s t b lood p u rifle rn . T h e p e r f e c t c o m
b i n a r o n o f th e I n g r e d ie n ts In H a ll’s
C a ta r r h C u re is w h a t p ro d u c e s su c h
w o n d e rfu l r e s u l t s in c a t a r r h a l c o n d i
tio n
s rid f o r te s tim o n ia ls , fre e
F . I. C H E N E Y A CO., P ro p s., Toledo. O.
A ll D r u g g is ts . 75c.
H a ll's F a m ily F i l l s f o r c o n s tip a tio n .
Laundry Every Week
Cleaning and Pressing
W e beg to announce to the peo
ple of Halsey and vicinity that we
have arranged with D. H. 1 al-
madge to act as our agent here.
If you will tell him your Piano
wants they will have prompt and
careful attention.
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HIGHEST CASH PRICES FOR
V H IT IO
In being
give the
the h ist
•
isfying Gravely taste. R
lasted so long, you can’t
tell him nowadays that it
costs him anything extra
to chew Real Gravely.
• • • •
1 bave just ntHI feet of cable loft, so come earl\ as it
won't last long and it is all that I can purchase
‘at present.
G. W. MORNHINWEG
IM P L E M E N T STO RE
A. PETERSON S II PRACTICAL
O E .M A K E R
5tH Lyon St.. ALBANY, ORB.
O r. W . J . S h e l t o n
1)R. HAROLD E. JACKSON
D E N T IS T
II G II CLASS WORK
Bully G uaranteed
Appointm ent by Phone or by Mail
B rownsville
O regon
Get your butter wrappers at
the Enterprise office.
DENTIST
COM >1 '( 'I IV E AX EST 11 ES IA
404-405 First National Rank Bldg.
Albany,
Both Phones
Oregon