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Illinois Valley News, June 1, 1950
LETTERS to the EDITOR
DllihciA Vglleif UeuA
May 27. 1950
To the editor of the Illinois Val-
An independent new spaper devoted to the development of the
I ley News:
Illinois Valley and its surrounding districts.
Yes, le t’s have another painless
Published every T hursday a t Cave N A T I O N AL E D I T O R I A L
tax o r Pappy pass the taxes.
Junction, Oregon, by the Illinois
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S atu rd a y June 3
Is.there such a thing as a pain-
Valley Publishing Company.
i less tax ? T heoretically the an
A e riv i U IM B II
BRIMSTONE
swer is definitely yes. A pain
E ntered as second-class m atter
Ju n e 11, 1037. at the Post O ffice
less tax is one th a t is foisted up
Rod Cam eron - A drian Booth
a t Cave Junction, Oregon, under the Act of March 3, 1879.
on one’s neighbor w ithout a f
W
alter B rennan - F o ster Tucker
fecting oneself.
Is such a tax
Editor | possible?
J. C. Abernathy
No.
Now, having dem onstrated my
S U B S C R IP T IO N R A T E S
2c worth of double-talk, I’d like to
In Josephine C ounty
NEW SPAPER
One Y ear .................................. $2.50 ay the following about taxes.
Taxes are definitely here to
Six M onths ............................$$1.25
p o 8 L IS H E R S
stay and grow. Since we are to
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utside
Josephine
County
A SSOCIATIO N
One Y ear ................................. $3.00 have them w ith us let us wring
the most benefit out of them, let
us make them as painless as pos
sible..
Lightweight, easy-to-
How are we to do th a t? First
carry O nan Electric
by having genuine representative
redwood empire NEWSPAPER PUBLISHERS unit.
Plants ranging in size
taxation, secondly by expending a
« ( » W O O D EM PIR E N l l O l l A l l O X
from 350 to 3,500
watts A.C. and D.C.
minimum of money, energy time
Pow ered by one or
and red tape in the accumulation
tw o - c y lin d e r , a ir
of
our
taxes.
but confidentially, don’t
cooled gasoline en
know how many autographs ne
Would the institution of the
gines. Complete with
A large num ber of members has — haven’t had a chance to peek ales tax be the most rep resen ta
c a r r y in g h a n d le s .
gathered at the Masonic Temple yet.
tive and painless m ethod to raise
taxes? No, most definitely NO.
Monday evening, May 29, to see
In our “ happy Pappy” corner Why? ?Because the sales tax is
the officers of Kerby Bethel No.
this week we have Harold Mock— not a representative tax.
The
Tue»., W ed, June 6
36 installed.
STANDBY
Ruth Smith, the retirin g queen, baby son, Stanley Eugene, 8 lbs. ales tax is in the same category
G
asoline-pow ered
assisted by installing Guide M ara Mother Meredith and Stan are at as the old English window tax, THE DEVIL’S HENCHMEN
p l a n t s — 3 5 0 to
“
A
untie”
Polly
H
em
bree’s
for
u
the bridge toll and by fa r a more
lyn M asters, installing Marshal
35,000 w atts. Line
W arner B axter
unfair tax than the old tea tax of
T ra n sfe r C o n tro ls
Sharon McCracken of Bethel No. few days.
Mary Beth Hughes
available for start
Revolutionary fame.
13 G rants Pass, installing Secre
Discovered a nice new flag pole
ing A.C. plants au
The sales tax is perhaps the
ta ry Norma Buckles, installing
AND
to m a tic a lly w hen
on Caves hiway — in Howard and most w asteful tax in tim e, money,
Chaplain M ary Lou S auer and
com m ercial pow er
D ortha Bearss’ yard.
red tape and interference with
installing Musician Marlene Kaiser
fails, and stopping
SHERIFF
OF
WICHITA
free trade th a t has ever been in
th
e p la n ts w h e n
installed the following officers:
Well folks, it’s kinda like I alius
pow er is restored.
Allan Rocky Lane
honored queen, Phyllis Dick; sen say: “ A shallow thinker seldom stituted.
Lyn Wilde
At piesent we have a sta ff of
ior princess, Sharon Benge; Jun makes a deep im pression.” See
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civil servants accum ulating fed
ior princess, Charlene McDaniel; you next week.
Y.T.
eral income tax, another sta ff of
guide, Carol B u rr; m arshall, Jon
S T A T IO N A R Y
T h u r»., F r i. June 8 and 9
civil servants accum ulating state
elle Benge; 1st m essinger, Deanna
D e p e n d a b le O n a n
income tax, and an infinite num
H em bree; 2nd messinger, Bonita
E lectric P la n ts for
THE
JUDGE
STEPS
OUT
ber of departm ents dedicated to
Crowl; 3rd messinger, LaVins
fa rm s, h o m e s, and
industries. Low-cost
the accum ulation of an infinite
S te ffin s; 4th messinger, Christine
A lexander Knox
g a s o lin e -e n g in e
D uncan;
5th
messinger,
Pat
Monday evening May 22 Bethel number of hidden taxes.
Ann Sothern
pow ered m odels in
Now we are urged to institute
W right; chaplain, Mae Bowerman; No. 3G Kerby, Oregon, met and
George Tobias
siz e s fro m 3 50 to
musician, Dorothy W arren; librar installed its new guardian council. a new sta ff of people to accum ul
3 5,000 w atts. Diesel
Sharyn M offett
ian, M arguerite D illard; recorder, The installing officers, who came ate sales tax. W here do all those
E le c tric P la n ts —
2, 5 0 0 t o 3 5 ,0 0 0
Are we not
B arbara Clayton; treasu rer, June from M yrtle Creek Bethel No. 18 taxes come from ?
watts.
George; senior custodian, Clair< and Roseburg Bethel No. 8 w ere: draw ing the sap out of the very
Mrs. Raymond D uffy of San
Cooper; ju n io r custodian, Beverly Mamie Wilson, M yrtle Creek, as same tree? Of w hat will it avail
Rafael,
Calif., was the guest of
♦ O N A N ELECTRIC PLANTS — A.C. M odels: 350 to 35,000
B rillh art; inner guard, Merrill sisted by Kay Colburn, associate us to bleed the tree at another
watts in all standard voltages and cycles. D.C. M odels: 600 to
her sister and brother-in-law , Mr.
Sim ington; outer guard, Jackie guardian Bethel No. 8 Roseburg. spot?
1 5,000 w atts, 11 5 or 230 volts. Battery Chargers: 500 to 6,000
Strabe and lady of lights, P atty Installing guide, Caye Akin, g u a r
W hat would the institution of and Mrs. Raymond P ro cter last
watts; 6, 12, 24, 32 and 1 15 volts.
Sue Kellar.
dian Bethel No. 18.
Installing a sales tax involve? A sales tax i week. A nother sister, Mrs. Lottie
O N A N AIR-COOLED ENGINES—M odel CK: 10 H P , 2-cyl-
inder opposed. M odel BH: 5' I IP, 2-cylinder opposed. M odel
The officers of Redwood chap marshall, Edna Ilelgeson, Bethel will involve new inspectors, col- Holbrook of N orth Hollywood,
IB: 31/« H P , vertical single-cylinder.
ter O rder of DeMolay gave a beau No. 18; secretary, Norma Colburn, lectors, checkers, clerks, new law’s ( alif., was also a visitor for a week
in April.
to
prevent
m
isappropriation
etc.
Bethel
No.
8;
chaplain,
Ruth
Mas
tifu l and impressive cerem ony in
crow ning the honored queen, Phyl ters, Bethel No. ,'¡0; music. Ruth New buildings to house all the
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above ladies ami gentlem en, also 3 '
Ann Palm er, Bethel No. 36.
lis Dick.
in
order
to
house
the
rep
o
rts;
Those
installed
for
the
coming
Past Guardian Clara Hammel
w ere:
guardian,
Mary twelve tim es as m any reports as
made and presented a beautiful te n n
Cave Junction
white satin alter eloth edged iti Lloyd; associate gundian, H enry our state income tax. Those must
purple, which are the Bethel col Lloyd; secretary, Carolyn Coving be kept filed away for several
ton; treasurer, Joan Beene; socia years for future reference.
ors.
Now to add to all the above
bility, Shirley W ells; p ara p h e r
A fter red roses had been p re
nalia, W inifred Mulvey; finance, | every storekeeper however large
sented to the honored queen by
/ h i fa t
Harold Bowerman; and publicity,, r small right down to the news
retirin g Queen Ruth Smith, and Marie White.
stand dealer on the corner becomes
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lovely corsages given to other of
Lovely corsages were presented a tax collector.
licers, the closing ceremony was
The larger stores add new para
the new council, a fte r which r e
given anil as everyone knows who
freshm ents were served in the din phernalia to their cash registers,
has attended a Bethel, it is beau
the sm aller stores content them-
ing room.
tifu l and impressive. Past G uard
selves with cigar boxes, cans with
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color musical, “ N eptune’s Daugh
ian Cluia Hummer anil Past Asso-
SHOW REVUE
slots etc.
te r.”
i iate Guardian Harold Bowerman
A new departm ent is added to
Women s
S atu rd ay
Esther Williams in the kind of
were hostess and host for the even
i v ery hookeeping system.
Two
costumes
which made her famous
Rod
Cam
eron,
with
his
t
a
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l
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ing.
new lines are added to every bill,
(swim
suits,
to you!) and Red
Several visitors from Crescent
lank physique, his strong-jaw ed, i
The Ju n io r W omen’s Garden vit; sales tax, total.
Skelton im personating a South
City and G rants Pass were piesent. club will meet T hursday, Ju n e 8,
pleasantly handsome face, fits in A merican polo sta r, aided a n i
Now everybody is in the tax
Refreshm ents of cake and ice at 1:30 p. m. at the home of Mr-. ousines-; some people specialize
to the atm osphere of the Great abetted by such laugh-getters as
to
the
cream in tlie Bethel colors was ser Roger Babcock.
n the sales tax field, finally we
Open Spaces as easily as did a Betty G arrett and Keenan W ynn,
ved in the dining room, anil a very
Mrs. II. O. Smith will be the have it down pat when notices are
great predecessor of his, William the rom antic Ricardo M ontalban
pleasant evening was enjoyed by guest speaker and her subject will I mailed to us all the tax is to be
S. H art. Cam eron soon may be and the rhythmic X avier Cugat
all who attended.
be “ Flow er A rrangem ents ’’
increased not much, just another
seen
in Republic’s m agnificent and his orchestra, set the pace for
The next m eeting will be held
Come in garden clothes.
penny, so we begin all over again.
saga of the early west, “ Brim a howling comedy of m istaken
Monday, June 5, which will l»e the
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Psychiatry is really a field with a
stone,” filmed in Trucolor, pro identities set against a lush back
of 1950
last until this fall, unless a spec
great future.
duced and directed by Joseph ground of bathing beauties, mel
ial meeting is called.
I am not a tax expert, but why
Kane and opening at the Ivy odic interludes and polo thrills.
ot ju st increase our state in-
T heatre Saturday. A drian Booth, Tuesday and W ednesday
>me tax and forget about a new
STEM’S JEWELRY
The Devil's Henchman, sta rrin g
W alter B rennan and Forrest Tuck
Noisine Around
Sergeant Daniel G. B ertron. son
ne. even if it l>e such a painless
W arner Baxter is a tingling thrill-
e r make up the cast.
W ith E dith Farlian
Cave Junction
of Mrs. I-aurn I. S heriff of Cave tax as the sales tax.
Sunday and M onday
er-diller crackling with suspense
Hello Everybody! Well here 1 Junction, currently serving with .
Stephen S. Steingart
and set amid the m urky back
T
here’s
a
laugh
a
m
inute,
a
is a fte r a pleasant vacation. Thanx the IT. S. Air Force in the Philip
Route 1, Box 386
ground
of a m urderous w ater-
song
every
o
ther
minute,
and
to all the folks who asked why my pines, has been tem porarily re- I
plenty
of
rom
antic
hi-jinks
in
be
“ noise was not in the last two is Iieved from his duties and place 1
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tween in M-G-M's latest Techni-
sue« So here goes.
on detached service for a tw enty-
W a t c h R e p a ir in g
one week training at the 6124th
"T he B est
P a rt of mv vacation was spent School Vmt, Johns n Air B:i •
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in Salem with Jimmy. He is fine Japan, to attend a rad ar mechanic
fo r l e s s
See
and sends best wishes and thanks course.
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to everyone for ull the nice cards
I'pon completion of the course,
b y L es"
J. L. N E IL SE N
und letters.
he will return to duty with the 2 Ith I
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Ammunition Supply Squadron a'
W atch m a ke r and Jew eler
Accompanying V T. to Salem Clark Air Force Base in central
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were Chester and l.ois IxH-khart I.uzon, largest American m ilitary
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ft
adio
ervice
and Y.T.'s m other, Robbie Brown
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installation in the Ear East, where
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he is serving as ammunition supply
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Earl and Hilda Magnuson made
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technician.
a trip to Klamath Falls over the
weekend.
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Florence “ T une” Strong, Mar
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Mrs. Blanche Ijickey has pi
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th a T refethen and "U ncle” Bill » n te d us with a "Boiled Arl
Dr.
F.
R.
Galida
T ycer have been on the sick list choke’’ recipe. Some people sav
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for the past few days.
you have to work too hard trying
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to get much to eat out of an a r ti
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“ Mac” McGihon has been su f
choke. but others of you w ill agree
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American Legion Hall
fering with a badly ulcerated
with me that artichokes are de
tooth.
H at R e c F r .O p e n e d
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BOILED
ARTICHOKES
Hi» O ffic e in
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Millie t Mrs. W ayne) Petsch and
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Trim
the
tops
of
artichokes
and
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children have been enjoying a
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cut
stems
off.
Wash
under
run
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vacation in W ashington with rela
ning w ater and rub wi:h lemon, I Lc rated at Highway Junction
: Sundae». Cone», Pint». Q uart».
tives.
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then put in kettle and cover with
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V . S. 199 - U . S. 99
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cold
w
ater.
Add
1
teaspoon
of
George and Edna Morey spent
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O P E N E V E N IN G S
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th e holiday with E dna's m other in salt for each artichoke anil a clove
8
I of garlic, also one tablespoon of
G lendale
By Appointment
8 Admission 75c per person
Lunch by the Ladies
I wesson oil, then boil until tender.
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“ Butch'* Hollingshead is back Serve hot with m elted b u tte r or
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from San Francisco a fte r an op- cold with mayonnaise.
‘ E ’ St.
G ran t» Pa»»r
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620
F.
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i ration on bis knee. Has a cast on | (Send n YOUR favorite recipe).
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Kerby Bethel Installation,'"
Guardian Council Installed
At Kerby Bethel
ILLINOIS VALLEY HARDWARE
SERVICE As V'ell As SAVINGS
Jr.
Garden Club
To Meet Thursday, June S
CONGRATULATIONS
GRADUATES
Daniel Bertron Attending
Radar School In Japan
Radio Repairs
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American Legion
BASH A M
R
S
DANCE
Saturday, June 3
Dentist
Cave Junction
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