Illinois Valley news. (Cave City, Or.) 1937-current, October 27, 1949, Image 2

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    I l l i n o i s V a l l e y N e w s . T h u r s d a y . O c t o b e r 2 7 . 1949
SOON THEY WILL NEED A MINISTER . . .
/ Love You, Adore Y o u -W ill You Divorce Me?
. . . AND BEST M AN AT DIVORCE TRIALS
His Own Way
A little old lady trie d to console
the heartbroken youngster She
was unable to determ ine the cause
of his anguish so she just trie d to
als than if a ll the k id s had seen
stop his cryin g.
him th ro w her fro m the second-
“ Oh, come now ,” she urged him ,
story w indow , and if w h at she
” 1 w ouldn’t c ry like th a t if I were
said to h im w ith e re d the leaves
you.”
on the b a ckya rd m aples.
“ You can c ry as you want to ,”
• • •
he sobbed, “ I wanna c ry m y own
P a rtin g on the frie n d lie s t o f '
w a y .”
By H I. PHILLIPS
Y H U S B A N D A N D I are p a r t­
in g on the frie n d lie s t te rm s. I
am v e ry s o rry to say we have been
p a rte d fo r some tim e .” said a
c h a rm in g s ta r o f the stage and
screen the o th e r day. The m ood
was th a t o f num erous re ce n t d i­
vorce announcem ents.
W hat's be­
com e of the old-fashioned couple
w ho used to p a rt w ith the crash
of pots and pans, m u tu a l crie s of
"Sez y o u !” and a stern dem and
M
fro m the cops: "M a k e w ay fo r the
wagon. T h e y 're both a ll cut up?”
In H ollyw ood a husband an­
nouncing th a t he is through
w ith his b ride says, "sh e is a
v e ry fin e person. 1 have the
highest re g a rd fo r her. We
ju s t agreed to d isa g re e .”
A
New Y ork society g a l, endu ring
m a trim o n y fo r a couple of
years, announces:
"W e
are
both v e ry fond of each o th e r.”
W hen Jesus Saw Their Faith
W hat goes?
A w a y w ith these fo lk who an­
nounce a sep ara tion in tones and
m a n n e r o f m a k in g kn o w n a d e ci­
sion to cancel a m ag azine sub­
s c rip tio n o r change the b ra n d o f
w h ite shoe polish. L e t’ s dem and
some h a rsh words, a fe w swings te rm s! The v e ry tho ugh t is c o r - ,
and a blow by b low o f the fig h t roding. I t cheapens m a rria g e . You
le a d in g up to the p a rtin g .
V a ria tion
wish to bre ak up y o u r home? Gwan,
• • •
get in there and do i t r ig h t a w a y!
The question before the class
D iv o rc e has been a s u ffic in e t
There should alw ays be an excuse
b lig h t on the social fa b ric w ith ­
fo r divorce.
out th is nonsense ab ou t it en­
• • •
ta ilin g m e re ly a s lig h t d ro p in
YE GOTHAM BUGLE
frie n d lin e ss. I t is g e ttin g ro u ­
tin e to read of m a rria g e s being
busted up because he and she
lik e each oth er so m u c h !
It
The picture of the year was Art
m a trim o n y m u st go on the
Whitaker's recent flash of the Sonja
rocks, le t ’s c u t the business of
Heme wedding showing the kids
T e m p o r a r y A d h e s iv e
f ittin g the ship w ith loveseats
"under the tent" with expressions
F o r a tem porary adhesive—or
and assigning a flo ck o f h a rp ­
which painters strive to catch . . . . to mend som ething th a t w ill ju s t
ists to s it on the rocks and play
Sonja's new husband has failed in
be kept around and never used or
"W he n We Com e to the End of
three marriage tries, but the skating !
put in hot w a te r—try transparent
j / a r figures that if he keeps hold of
a P e rfe c t D a y ,” and " D e a r Old
nail polish. I t w orks on dishes as
Pal of M in e .”
her arm he can get the hang of it yet
w ell as glassware.
• • •
. . . . Attorney General McGrath has
HERE are phrases running through the
f
word of God
That strike the ear, that gleam to catch the
eye:
These simple words, "W hen Jesus saw their
faith,”
Ring out as clear and startling as a cry.
He saw their faith, the one thing he required
Before he granted what their hearts desired.
W hen Jesus saw their faith, the lame arose,
And darkened eyes were given sudden sight;
The dead were quickened into life again,
And hearts bowed down with sorrow were made
light
Because of that white inner burning flame
He changed the world for everyone who came.
Lord, Lord, I, too, have faith; behold the fire
That burns in me and grant my heart’s desire.
GAACf NOLL CROWELL
ceeding if the p rin c ip a ls were s till
capable o f exch an gin g te n d e r looks.
No c o u rt w ould go on w ith the h e a r­
in g if th e re were no d ir ty looks.
• • •
Fiction * RANDY'S GIRL
Vaughn
M o n ro e
w ill
have
E lla R a in e s to sing to in th e
c o lo r m o v ie he Is s la te d fo r ;
m a d e in d e p e n d e n tly , it w ill be
r e le a s e d by R e p u b lic .
It 's a
w ild w e s te r n , " S in g in g G u n s " ;
M o n ro e
w ill
b ro a d c a s t
fr o m
H o lly w o o d w h ile m a k in g It.
A N D Y S U M N E R to ld the g ir l he
loved her. She was b e a u tifu l
and he was hu m an and he c o u ld n 't
help h im se lf.
He fe lt cha grined
when he tho u g h t o f it la te r because
th a t n ig h t he had fo rg o tte n th a t he
was a po lice d e te c tiv e and she the
g ir l frie n d and a cco m p lice of the
notorious T ony Q uarles.
He had to get aw ay fro m her fo r
a few days. I t was the only w ay he
could th in k c le a r­
ly . So he ran up
- M inute to C hicago and
the re he dropped
Fiction in on the chief.
The ch ie f got sore
when he saw h im .
"W h a t the h e ll!
The dam e w ill
take a pow der on you. I f she blows
it's c u rta in s as fa r as o u r chance
of b rin g in g in T ony is con cern ed."
R andy fe lt lik e te llin g the chief
to ju m p in the lake. B ut he d id n 't.
He knew the c h ie f was rig h t. Pam ela
was T o n y's g ir l. A new one T h e y'd
been seen to g e th e r at The Lobster
C lub and the s to ry was th a t Tony
was nuts o ve r her.
R ig h t a fte r th a t the Ryegate
jo b was p u lle d ; a n ig h t w a tch­
m an and a eop shot dead. Of
eourse Tony vanished. They
c o u ld n ’t hope to fin d h im . The
g ir l vanished too j\ week la te r
one of the boys saw her d o w n at
Ocean M u ffs .
They d id n 't p ick her up.
The
ch ie f was too s m a rt fo r that.
He
sent Randy down
Y ou’ re a good
lo okin g kid . Randy, w ith a nice.
frie n d ly »nule Go down there and
play the sucker gam e. Sooner o r
la te r she and Tony w ill Join up
It's o u r only chance ”
R andy's p a rt was easy. He played
the p a rt o f a lu m b e r k in g 's son
d>wn fro m M ic h ig a n on vacation.
The frie n d ly sm ile w orked Pam ela
trusted him . She seemed lonesome
and glad to have hu n around.
Then cam e th a t n ig h t when Im ­
pulsiveness gave w ay to logic. He
kissed her and to ld her he loved
her.
Randy m ade plans. The p a yo ff
w as due to com e soon now. He had
ord ers to take both the g ir l and
I : ' . W e i! , lie d do Just that.
D ays passed.
T hey saw each
oth er once at least e ve ry 24 hours
They danced and w ent s a ilin g and
s w im and p la ye d tennis.
Randy
suffere d He was haunted by the
scene th a t was in e v ita b le
T here was a h a u n tin g lig h t in the
g ir l's eyes also He w ondered if she
too, were s u ffe rin g because the
same th in g had happened to her
G eorge B urn s and G ra c ia A lle n
have been h ik in g to r yea rs on the
a ir about b ro th e r W illie . Few’ Ils
teners knew that B u rn s' b ro th e r
W illie w rote gags fo r the show and
m anaged G eorge's a ffa irs . Now he
ta the show's producer.
e p H E N O N E D A Y he called for
* her and found w ild fr ig h t tn her
eyes.
"R a n d y ! I'm a fra id ! He's h e re !”
"W h o 's he re?”
"T h a t m an. The m an 1 trie d to
te ll you about- w hy I le ft Chicago
He he's h o rrib le ! A t fir s t he was
N 20 Y E A R S G e rtrd u e B erg has
m ade "T h e G old be rgs” one of
the best loved fa m ilie s in the coun­
try , w ith herself, as " M o lly G o ld ­
b e rg ,” its m ost p o p u la r m e m b e r
T h is is one ra d io show tha t the
c o u n try e v id e n tly cannot do w ith ­
out It went o ff the a ir in 1946. and
I
R
3
G E R TR U D E BERG
M rs
B erg tu rn e d it in to a success
fill p la y , Inst Ja n u a ry it began on
te le visio n , and soon people were
g iv in g its presence as the best rea
son fo r b u yin g a set Now it's on the
• tr nRain. on CBS F rid a y evenings
And c h a rm in g , w a rm -h e a rte d M rs
B e rg is spending her days w ritin g
and reh ea rsing , but saving eve­
nings fo r her husband, tw o c h ild re n
and frie n d s
Son e years ago Susan H a yw a rd
was bro u g h t to New Y ork by P a ra ­
m ou nt. p a rt o f a plan to b u ild up a
gorgeous loi k in g young actress in to
a star. E veryo ne who m e t h er ad
m i tie d tha t she was a ll the press
ag en t slaid Susan has gone rig h t
ahead. though not s till w ith P a ra ­
m o u n t: it's re p o rte d tha t shiit gets
$5.1X10 ii week sin ce 20th Ce n tu ry -
Fox
b, ought her co n tra ct fro m
W i iig e r
P a ra m o u n t's stars w ill be linked
w ith a kin d o f cra cke rs on the a ir
b e g in n in g
N o vem b er
14.
Three
tim e s a week, o ve r 366 M u tu a l sta ­
tion s, E rs k in e Johnson w ill in te r ­
v ie w a P a ra m o u n t sta r t o sta r
each week A la n I.a dd leads o ff
The gangster w ent down. Randy j
looked a t h im . then re m e m b e re d '
the g irl. He had to take he r too.
O f course she w asn’t a copper
B u t she w a s n 't T o n y’ s g ir l either.
She was ju s t who she said she was.
She'd been te llin g the tru th .
And
R andy was so su rp rise d he le t her
swoon in his a rm s before he could
g a th e r his senses enough to e xp la in
his own id e n tity .
VES-MDU CAM KEEP
, A S upply R ió k t «5
on the shelf
rises fast , too !
I
y e s , iTfe
EXTRA-ACTIVE
4
ALL you CO IS
SPRINKLE INTO LUKE’
WARM W ATEK, L E T .
STAND 10 M IN U T E S ,
I THEN S T IR W ELL ,
LOOK— get 3 packages
at a time. When you
want i t —there it is!
( B ib .)
3 times as many
women prefer
3 6 .------ m ater,
a
FLEISCHMANNS YEAST
b ra in
covering
39 F lap
40. Undivided
%
4
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HAVE MDU TRIED FLEISCHMANNS
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DRV yEA ST? no 5
> - \ REFRI6ERATI0N NEEDED ! )
R a nd y's lip curled . Tony Q uarles
opened his eyes and saw the g ir l j
“ H ello, s is te r,” he m anaged. "C on
g ra tu la tio n s. Y o u 're the fir s t worn j
an copper who eve r fooled me, but
I guess you were w o rth it. Baby,
y o u 're a lo o k e r.”
»
3 . H elp loosen phlegm
Mrs eers m m m ¿¡¡¿ ' z a .
He looked around, and the re she
was, s ta rin g in w ild-e yed h o rro r. |
“ R a nd y! You sh o u ld n 't have—
yo u 've k ille d h im .”
26 G ain
28. T ablet
30. Per. to blood
31. Egg-shaped
32. Expressed
ju ice o f
apples
33 G irl's
nicknam e
35 An em bank­
m ent
a g a in st flood
t
Ease dry throat tickle
2 . Soothe raw m em branes
Richard H. Wilkinson
22. Ahead
23 M ilita r y cap
24. Box fo r
s to rin g
cig a rs
25 K in g o t
Bastian
6 Independent
state.
S. E A rab.
( poss.)
6 Young
salm on
7 Seaweed
8. M an's
name
11 Chinese
name fo r
Buddha
13. W ander
15. Before
17 M usical
In stru m e n t
(Ja p .)
18 B itte r
vetch
21 M etal
G e t fa s t 3 - w a y r e lie f
1.
WHO BAKE
AT HOME
[ M S B PUZilE
ACROSS
I A re tire d
glen
5 Precious
stone
9 Am azon
porpoise
10 M asculina
11 Lost
color
12 Jason's ship
(posa.)
14 B ib lic a l
ch a ra cte r
15 Fascinated
Iti Peddlers
19 C onju nctio n
20 Coin
(S w e d )
21 French
novelist
23 Sm all
doses,
as Injections
26 Breezy
27 French
novelist
28 Fastener
29 P a rt o f
COUGHS RUIN
YOUR SLEEP?
Buy U.S. Savings Bonds!
mm
nice to me, then— I had to ru n away
to keep h im fr o m —fr o m —"
"W h a t's his n a m e?” said Randy
hoarsely.
"L a n c e y . T om Lancey. He's at
the Seaside. He called and said—”
" W e 'll go down and have a ta lk
w ith h im ,” Randy snapped.
"R a n d y ! I c a n 't! I ------”
" Y o u 'r e co m in g to o !”
She d id n ’ t un derstand R andy's a t­
titu d e , but she tru ste d h im .
They w ent to the Seaside.
Inside the door P am e la stopped.
"T h e re he Is !” she w hispered.
"O n the d iv a n re a d in g the
new sp ape r.”
It was T ony Q uarles. R andy fe lt
sick He put his hand under his
coat and sta rte d across the lobby.
Tony saw h im com ing. B u t it was
tix> late. R andy got his gun out and
shot before Tony reached his feet.
Caused by Colds
Just rub on Musterole . . . it s made
especially to promptly relieve coughs,
sore throat and aching chest muscles
due to colds. M usterole actually helps
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Separating Stuck Glasses
By
¥
Corner
B Y IN E Z G E R H A R I)
SORETHROAI
To separate two glasses which
are stuck together, dip the outside
glass in w a rm —not hot—w ater,
A P e ru via n m u m m y has been un­ and at the same tim e put cold—
wrapped at the M useum o f N a tu ra l [ not iced—w a te r into the inside
H isto ry. He is d r y as dust and about glass.
3,000 yea rs old.
A t noon today,
strange as it seems, n e ith e r p a rty
had no m in ated h im fo r the pre si-I
dency.
b
"(DID DEMONS'
GOT VH It (HIED ?
&
"to be”
30 F orm er
governor
i Mass 1
34 Teased
3? By w ay o f
38 H a tre d
39 Faw n upon
It Gumbo
42 Poker stake
43 Genuine
44 M a lt
beverage
IM»W N
1 Goddess o f
the moon
2 Bequeath,
as a fund
3 Recline
4 Young boy
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P U Z Z L E NO- t»
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\ Starts INSTANTLY to relieve
sued the A & P stores . . . . The Demo­
crats want those little bundle-wagons
Stuffing Fow l
in the chain stores to carry the cus­
tomers, too . . . . Walt Disney has the \ If yo ur aim isn’t so good when
screen rights to the life of Sigmund it comes to getting the stuffing in­
Freud, and F. X, Sancinati says the side a fow l, s tu ff it through the
title may he "Who’s A-Freud of the kind of w ide-m outh funnel th a t’s
Big Bad Wolf" . . . . Ernie Bevin left used fo r fillin g preserving jars.
a tooth in America in memory of the
British "bite" . . . . Broadway now has
a sort of tip sheet on new shows with
P r e v e n t C r a c k in g
quotations on what it costs to get a
To
prevent
the glaze on china-
share
.
.
.
.
W
hat’re
Rodgers
&
Ham-
You c o u ld n 't get a good la w y e r to
w are fro m cracking , don’t pile
ta ke the case i f n e ith e r side had an merstein First Refunding Sixes selling
fre s h ly washed cups on top of each
for?
a rm in a sling.
other. Spread them out and give
e • e
• • •
them plenty of tim e to cool before
Joe's S tar and B ig M ud dy
N o t even a gossip re p o rte r w o uld
they are put away.
won a d a ily double at $2.420 in
c re d it a ru m o r o f d iv o rc e p ro ­
No self-re spe cting n e ig h b o r­
hood w ould stand fo r a couple
b re a k in g up a home on the
frie n d lie s t of te rm s , and a sweet
“ please don’t get the Idea we
d is lik e each o th e r.” I t w ould
re g a rd such a m ood as d e fin ite ­
ly tou ghe r on c o m m u n ity m o r­
STAGE SCREEN RADIO
Keep Posted on Values
By Reading the ads
W hat is c iv iliz a tio n co m in g to,
m ates? T here was a tim e when the
m a rria g e state was re g a rd e d as
s u ffic ie n tly b in d in g to co m m a n d a
litt le resp ect and n o th in g to be
sm ashed up w ito u t a ro u sin g ba ttle,
some bro ken fu rn itu re , a few sha t­
tered w indo w panes and m u tu a l
shrieks o f "O h,
Y ea h!
I was
w arned about you three m onths be­
fo re the w e d d in g .”
• • •
Chicago re c e n tly . “I n e a rly had
it , ” declared Shudda H addim
today. "I was a t the m utuels
w indow when I changed m y
m in d .”
• • •
Prodigal
The o ptom etrist adjusted the pa­
tie n t’s new eyeglasses c a re fu lly
and said w ith a tone of satisfac­
tion, “ There, now you’ ll be able to
read w itho ut stra in in g your eyes.”
The m an looked a little doubtful.
“ You mean I ’ll be able to read
w ithout going to school?”
he
asked.
Iowa a F ur State
Last ye ar Io w a ’s income from
furs exceeded A laska’s fu r income
by more than a m illio n dollars.
AND BANNER
z
was w hether "tro u s e rs ” was sing­
u la r or p lu ra l.
The point was settled by declar­
ing them sing ula r at the top and
plu ra l at the other e x tre m ity
D o n 't le t “ C o ld D em ons” m ake
h is c h e s t fe e l so re a n d c o n ­
gested— ru b on M e n th o la tu m .
Fast, safe M e n th o la tu m helps
lessen congestion. Its vapors
soothe inflam ed passages, ease
c o u g h in g sp a sm s. F o r h e ad
colds, to o . . . makes b re a th in g
easier. In ja rs, tubes.
4s>
✓ z /
(‘fw ith MENTHOLATUM
Lips rough as a file?
lip» like that need naw Manfhoiafum Medkotad
Stick. Bring» quick relief for dry, cracked, chapped
'P>. Easy Io carry, easy to use For pocket or purse, . , —.,1
medication In stick form. Only 35«.
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