Illinois Valley N ews, Thursday. June 13. 1946
Classified Department
FARM S AN D RANCHES
TILI AMOOK D airy Farm . 14? A :
3 b u lla . 9 y e a rlin g s . U c a lv e s ; 58 a
b a rn . 5 -u m t m ilk in g m a c h in e , tra
o !h e r e q u ip . elec, g r a v it y w a te r.
M . L e o a n if , M c 4 a - L lev r r d a le , L
M .P hillip/
CROSS
TOW N
Imaginary Interviews
BOBBY
SOX
President Truman and His Mom.
M o m —W ell, H a rry , you sure do
look a ll fra zzle d out. W hat on
e a rth ’s happened to you?
H a r r y —W hat hasn’t! Gosh, m om ,
I som etim es w ish I had never le ft
the fa rm .
M om —I trie d to get you to stay,
son. I w arned you about those c ity
folks. You could have been a pros
perous fa rm e r today w ith no w o r
ries.
H a rry — Shucks, m om , a fa rm e r
has his w o rries.
M o m —Yes. but he doesn’t have
Roland Coe
H e llo , m a —m y team ju s t tra ile d me to B u rk e 's drug
store fo r nine ice cre a m so d a s!”
By Ernie Buthmiller
T H IS
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I T IM E
,
PUT ENOUGH S YR U P O N
I T - - A N D G IV E M E P L E N T Y
OF ICE C R E A M --A N D L O T S r
OF N U T S A N D -------------------
, CHERRIES, ¡— 7
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OH, M A K E YOUR O W N W
S U N D A E - - 1 GIVE U P /
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MUTT AND JEFF
By Bud Fisher
W H A T ! FoR PRACTICE.!
I'M STU D YIN G
for ? i 1 TO BE A
HELP/
help ?
SOUND EFFECTS
I MAN ON THE I
A R A D IO '
MÉO*/
MÉOW
LITTLE REGGIE
ioSH LOOK Y
IF WE ONLY
IT ALL THE
A BOX-
iWHEELS >J WE COULD
f'
make a \
WAGON ! )
S
By Margarita
f COME ON, S T IN K Y ,-
TH fR ES NO-ONE HOME
AT MY HOUSE '
)
( T H IS IS M Y O A P '5 1*
DRESSER!
JITTER
By Arthur Pointer
M ont — I w ish I could te ll tha t
a w fu l John L e w is w h a t I th in k of
h im fo r the w ay he’s tre a te d you.
, W hat did you eve r do to m ake an
| enem y o f him ?
H a rry — N othing. F rie n d o r foes
1 are a ll a like to John.
M u fti—And th a t ra ilro a d m ess!
It's te rrib le the w ay they a ll gang
up on you, son. W hy don’t you te ll
'em a ll to go to th u n d e r and come
; back to M isso u ri fo r keeps w h ile
yo u 're s till able?
I la r r y — A P re sid e n t c a n 't w a lk
I out.
M om — I t seems th a t everybody
else can. W h a t’s a ll th is about you
| seizing thin gs to rig h t and left?
I la r r y — I t ’s ju s t a fig u re of
speech. I seize m in es and ra ilro a d s
| th e o re tic a lly , th a t’s a ll.
M om — You look as if they had
seized you, and NO T th e o re tic a lly .
I hate old M rs. G ufaston m ore than
ever.
I la r r y —Who is she?
M o m —When you were a baby she
said you m ig h t g ro w up to be Pres
id e n t!
I la r r y — M aybe she d id n 't know
w h a t it m eant.
REG’LAR FELLERS
'
you
V
GOT NO
GOLF CLUB5,
, 50 F»OW kJN
\ >0U FLAY 6 O Í F
m u r e to w n h ig h w a y fr o n ta g a o f
f t . J u s t 2« m i. w e s t o f S te v e n s
< S 'u n u n it. d o in g b u s in e s s o f
e rle s . beer, ga« s t a t i o n a m t
It ro o m , w it h 4 -rtn .. la rg e mod*
liv in g q u a r te r s In re a r , V e n e-
b lln d s th r o u g h o u t S te a d y In -
n fr o m leases A r e n ta ls , a ls o
a ge and
lo ta
In c lu d e d .
Poor
l i t fo rc e s th is sale. T h e re a re
e rotta o p p o r tu n itie s A d e v e lo p
1« *n p ro g re s s . Se th is f o r a
C a ll O r o tto 9 5 , o r w r i t . Boa
J r o tto . W a sh .
By Gene Byrnei
< WHAT COULD
PIN H EAD DO ON
A GOLF COUR.br
ANY W A Y S ?
HE b TOO DLWI&
T CADOV *
s
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BOY-
W HAT A
ÖW AT’
D IE S E L . T R A IN IN O
R e m o d e l y o u r m im i fo r
m en m u u t he tr a in e d f,
h ig h p a y Job,. In th ia I
e x c lu a lv e n ie l hud w i l l .
p re p a re q u ic k ly f o r i
aucceaa. N o tim e lo s t,
f o r v e la , o f W o r ld I
c ú m p le le I n fo r m a l Ion ,
e 'l io n w r it e T R A C T O S
S E R V IC E , 406 P anam a
la n d 4. O re.
M A C H IN E T U O I, d U K I ‘ 1,
b o r in g m a c h in e ., b o rla
u n d m i llin g m a c h in e , hi
In g m a c h in e s , tu r r e t a
la th e a , p la n e ra , m u ll
r a d ia l d r ill« , m e ta l hi
a m i li In c h pip.- I lo ,-.oli
S p u l «ale« aitoo N . W .
L A M E T T E IR O N k
P o r tla n d , O r».
O W N E R — 80 a., b e a u tifu l si
Inc. 66 a. c le a r, 16, u t in
14000. 17 a p ru n e s . 1 a.
p e a rs , c h e rrie s , 7 a. u a ta ; h.
a. c rim s o n c lo v e r, w e ll ||
b a rn , c h u rc h , s c h o o l, s to re ,
d r. G ood w e ll, 2 c r e e k s , 11
< it y
H a rd s u r f, rd >200 a
1«. M u e lle r , R t. 3, boa 54.
C ity , O re.
M A C H IN E R Y
IM M E D IA T E D E L IV E R Y
I t E l’ R IU F R A T IO N K y h I p M E N T,
K al«s Ar H e rv ic e . H o m e lo c k e rs , b o t
tle c o o le rs , re a c h in b oxes
M ..rtt
eit»eM E v e r y th in g In r e fr ig e r a tio n
P O R T L A N D R E F I I O B R A T ’ ON C O .
1518 N. E K i lli n g s w o r th . P o r t la n d ,
.O reg o n
TM
thanks in to rre n ts,
tric k le
A cup of coffee’s s till a nickel
S
O N E o f O re g o n 's m o s t m o d e rn , b e s t-
k n o w n p o u ltr y fa rm s , n e a r ly 5000
tra p -n e s te d b ir d » , b u ild in g s , e q u ip
m e n t; b oo ks in t ip - t o p shape. I f y o u
w a n t a r e a l g oo d p a y in g c h ic k e n
ra n c h , .-a ll M r . K o c h , M U 408», o r
M r E ll io t t . O A 5406.
S P R IN G D A L E
20 a c re s c le a re d . In
a lf a lf a , c lo v e r, g ood s o il f o r b u lb s ,
p o ta to e s , f r u i t . N o ro c k s W a te r lin e
t h r u p r o p e r ty , good b ld g , s ite s and
m a c a d a m rd V E a i 18 o r O A 5406
C E N T R A L R E A L T Y CO.. G ra n d
C e n tr a l M k t. B ld g . 8 0 6 8 E . M o r r i
son, P o r tla n d . O re.
Ine«
I and 5 f i
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I , im a am t
M am — See here, H a rry , w h a t's
l - e r l l l l i e r H pre a d cre , S ii I l f s t a t i o n
j th is s tu ff in the papers about you
a r y P o w e r C u lt« , H e a v y H o ly S p rin g
j re fu sin g a pardon?
T o o th H a rro w « , W la e o n « ln K u g ln « .
3 Io 22 IIP , It o ilo v e r S c r a p e r «
I
I la r r y —W hat do you m ean, re
and r, f l . I l.u o io , I o ii l t - E D S H O R T ,
fusin g a pardon?
P a r m k O a rd a n T r a o to r r . 5831 P ir a t
A ve. S o .. S e a t t le . W a a h
M o m —I t says you w ant a second
1 4 -A C K E N — B e a ut. <
te rm . T e ll m e it a in ’t so!
v ie w , f ’o r b e tt. O r.
I la r r y —Gosh, m o th e r, you told m e
t It '«I a ttic . f r p l . m l
h a th , » reek >•«.*. Oil
j to go to W ashington and plow a
O < 3840, E D N A 8
s tra ig h t fu rro w , d id n 't you?
1 S T A T O . 9530 R.
3840. WW 6938.
M o m —I d id n ’t say a n yth in g about
AUTO PA R T S
an eig h t-ye a r fu rro w . Just be sen
•■built Nhock a b s o rb e r» ,
sible, m y boy, and com e hom e to
re a r C he v . O ld s . H u lc k .
M isso u ri w here people love you,
38 C hev. k iii'i't t a n d a m
i " 1 w . s h in p ro m p t 1 1
w here they know you fo r the fine
A U T O W R E C K T H O . 10/
B o , S e a t t le . W i»«h.
m an you are and where nobody
w a nts to scalp you e ve ry few
» T R O U T 1 B A R O A I N S
6 G ro c e ry .Sturea
m inutes.
T a v e rn
I la r r y —T h in k how I'd look it 1 .Some good courts
F i l li n g s ta tio n on
q u it the W hite House, m o m !
y *>** ? acrew
o f la n d . L a rg e i
m ia ll ra nche»
M o m —T h in k how yo u ’ll look if
S'line have fre e r;
S ’ r o u t R e a lt y
W n rw ie . O re g r n.
you do n 't, m y son!
G ive
.
T H E m o a t in tb a W e s t f o r R a b b it
R a b b it S k in s
O v e rh a u a a r. E
S e v e n th A v . , S p o k a n e, W a sh .
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l
JE F F WHAT y I ’M v
ARE You T slamming
i D o iN G ? I THE DOOR.'
'3c to 55c E A C H p a id fo r w h ite ( f r y
e r* r a b b it » k in s . A ll tim e re c o rd
h ig h . F re e b u tc h e r in g in s t r u c t io n s
S h ip to B. E. L u c e . W a rre n . O re g o n
TOR SALE
F r a n k C o le m a n 's S tr a w b e r r y p l a n t
fa r m . A m o n e y m a k e r w it h e s ta b
lis h e d b u s in e s s . T h e fa r m o n w h ic h
th e s e n s a tio n a l n ew b e r r y T h e C o le
m a n 's P re s id e n t w as d e v e lo p e d . A
m an n o t a fr a id o f w o r k s h o u ld ba
a b le to e a rn e n tir e p ric e o f fa r m on
one y e a r's c ro p . T h is y e a r 's p la n t
in g a ll done, R eason f o r s e llin g
o w n e r 76 y e a rs o ld a nd w a n ts to
r e tlr - P ric e > 13.000 T r a n k C o le m a n ,
1335 N o r th w e s t R oa d . B e llin g h a m .
W a a h ln g to n .
Is n ’t yo u r a n k le fe e lin g any be tte r yet, G a rfie ld ? ”
NANCY
I W A N T A JO C E N T
V A N IL L A S U N D A E r
A N D D O N 'T r—
BE S T IN G Y
,
L I V E w h ite r a b b its 4 to 6 (aba 24c.
W a n t r a b b it s k in s , im u lt r y a n d ve al.
K u b y A C o m p a n y , 935 8. W T r e n t,
P o r tla n d , O regon.
R K O IS T K K K I) B ro w n
A n n i.- » B a r b il i« . .1
o f t h a t gra n iti-« ! o f
n r ld g e S w la « I l« ll y
«How tin I r lirp i-d ln g .
T o le d o . W a a h.
Safer D riv in g C am paign
R em em ber this
When a t the w heel:
You needn’t be
A super •’heel.”
S c o t c h < o ll ie p u p s ,
I“ a u l i f u lly m a rk . «I
bh
T e l. K l ic k it a t
P . L u d i u m , W a h k i*
SOT BAD A
KX A
NEW CLOÔ -
EH, FELLCRS
M IN D IF 1
GO THROUGH 1
A T R IE
BRANCH
Bear this in m in d
By h ill and d e ll;
A ca r is not
A lung range s h e ll!
J-I*lt S A L E
F i v e g li.n l
d l f f i r i n l . Ia in -le d . n il p
»I - • |i'i» l|ia iil H a r o i
G r a n d v ie w O reen to o u ee,
W aah.
M I N IN O M A C n iM E K Y
•reste d h l p I» < » s I* F < • T I N G
LS a n d A M A l d i A M A T I )RH, s tc
W W O ib e o n , 119 M a r k e t I t . ,
F r a n c is c o , Cal
A good m an y m en whose w ives
are not any too good a t baking w ill
w elcom e any d riv e to e lim in a te
p a strie s w ith meals.
FOOD D R IV E ( A S l A I T
Three de cker sandw ich,
Y our e x it begins;
T hat e x tra slice covered
Some te r r ib le sins.
VIRGIL
G O S H -TH IS iS
A PCM GB. F U L
e o w -
J
f
WONDER IF X L
CAN pull it balk
ju s t - a - l it t l e
V - - F A f iT H 6 ß -~ >
TH A I WAS A PtCULiAR
&.RD — LO O K E D >
A L IT T L E L IK E 5
—
O U R S O N -.
S n r fn - r fle ld .
O ra
I lo n g y e a r lin g H h n rl-
« o f « i-r» Itt-a h h - a a « ;
a i v h .Ilm In d iv id u a l«
1, O r a n g a v illa , Id a h o .
in e y say th a t eve r since E the l
M e rm a n scored as A nnie O akley in
th a t new m u sica l o f B u ffa lo B ill's
day she w o n 't eat a n yth in g but huf
fa lo steaks.
• • •
B ro o klyn becomes 300 years old
next m onth. Some o f its a rte rie s c e r
ta in ly look it.
HlldDbrand.
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£ 9 0 M tin
St
S P E C IA L
CANCER OF THE SKIN
»«♦•».«! w ith raidlvm o n ly
No »urgery!
LESS
TO O TH DECAY
SILENT SAM
C S D IM
T A B L B T S h a v . I,.-«« He-
riH-ans o f k f ' p in g c h ild r e n s te e th f r e e
fr o m o r d in a r y d. c a y . <m« ta b le t a d a y
g iv e s th e t r o w in g c h ild th e p r ^ t l e a l
• m o u n t o f F lu o r in e a n d V ita m in s
a nd I> to g u a rd a g a ln n t to o th d. a y
so c o m m o n w it h c h ild r e n fr o m 5 to
18 y e a rs .
O n« m o n th 's s u p p ly o n ly
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o r s ix m o n t h ’s s u p p ly fo r | 6 0«
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