Illinois Valley News, Thursday, January 24, 1936 collman Naturopathic Physician. Office hours: & A. M. to 12 noon 2 P. M. to 5 P. M. Monday, Wednesday and Satur­ day evenings only. DR. A. W. BARLOW Naturopathic Physician Suite 12, Manchel Bldg. Phone 516 Grants Pass Windows and Doors! See Valley Lumber Co. for your repair jobs Phone 47 221 W. F st. SAW FILING By Clint Hards at PUGET TIMBER COMPANY Kerby, Oregon BILL’S CAFE ‘ WHERE FRIENDS MEET” Breakfast, Lunch and Dinners 6:15 a. m. Until ------ Except Monday, 7:30 p. m. Closed Tuesdays I ■ I FRED LANGLEY WANTS TO SEE YOU! The Toggery Grants Pass, Ore. Daily Freight Service GRANTS PASS, PORTLAND, and SAN FRANCISCO Pierce Auto Freight K. C. HAMILTON, Local Agent TRACY’S STEAK HOUSE Grants Pass WARDROBE CLEANERS Grants Pass Mail your cleaning and press­ ing work to us — We will mail it back cleaned and pressed. AMMF 2/c, Route 1, Box 304, Cave Junction has recently been discharged frorp the United States navy at the naval personnel separa­ Mrs. E. Y. Taylor and daugh­ tion center in Shoemaker, Calif. ter Lois, left last Thursday for On­ tario, California, where they will Mrs. Paul Newlands of Bend is make their home. Mr. Taylor left in the valley on business and vis­ several months ago and is em­ iting friends. ployed in his brother’s liquor store. Larry Musil and L. E. Athey Mrs. H. M. Smith returned home made a business trip to Gold Hill Wednesday evening after a 10- the first of the week. day’s visit with friends in Los An­ -o geles. ocals Lt. Robert P. Kilgore of Seattle, home on a short leave, visited at the J. J. Villair home on Redwoods highway, and left today (Thurs­ day) for his home at Seattle. —o— Mr. and Mrs. M. C. Athey re­ turned from southern Californ;a last Sunday night where they spent two weeks. Mr. Athey had gone south for medical treatment. Social Security Benefits Has 699 Increase Two thousand two hundred forty eight monthly old-age and survivors insurance benefits were in force at the end of 1945 in the area served by the Eugene office of the Social Security Board, an increase of 699 over the number in force on December 31, 1944, Carl D. Monroe, manager, said to­ Harold Bowerman, A. C. Barnes, day in a statement of the activi­ ties of the office during 1945. M. C. and L. E. Athey attended Two hundred thirty four of the Masonic Lodge in Grants Pass these monthly benefits were being Tuesday evening. paid to residents of Josephine county. In giving his estimates, Corporal Bill I. Twyman, son of Mr. and Mrs. Baker B. Twyman, which are subject to minor re­ was home on furlough from Fort I vision. Monroe said that the in­ MacArthur. He leit for his base crease over the year in benefits BLESSED EVENT last week and hopes to be dis­ in force amounted to 45 per cent. “I should like to pass on a word BORN—To Mr. and Mrs. Walter charged soon. of advice or caution to these per­ Gunn of Great Falls, Mont.,‘a Theta Delta Phi, men’s National sons who are not forced by ad­ baby girl, Betty Mae Gunn, Scholastic Honorary at the South­ vancing age to retire, but who are December 26. Mrs. Gunn is the ern Oregon College, pledged as beyond the age of 65 and are giv­ daughter of Mr. and Mrs. I. B. ing the question thoughtful con­ new member Robert Wendt of Hearing, former residents of sideration,” Monroe said. “It is: Cave Junction. O'Brien, now living at Medford. Write the local office of the So­ cial Security Board. It may be J. C. Champion of the Model advantageous for you to file your Grocery left Sunday for South IRA S. HALL claim at once. The people at the Gate, Calif., where he was called office can help you. They will do Accountant by the serious illness of his mother. it gladly.” Hi plans to be gone several weeks. Monroe added that all . holders PART-TIME —o— of social security account cards Gilman Squire left Tuesday for BOOKKEEPING should guard them well. Fort Lewis where he will report and for enlistment. o- Jimmy Hines, recently dis­ OFF IN A CORNER charged from the army is visiting WITH PHIL SNORT at the home of Mr. and Mrs. Mike Nicolson. Dear Ed: There! I done gone and saluted Bill Stanfield is home on a ye when I hadn’t otter; I done short leave from the navy and is made a idol outer ya? Jest tother visiting relatives and friends in day I sed “Hi ya” to a nawful the valley. nice lady. I hadn’t otter done it on account I made a idol outer Mrs. Eddie Martin and daugh­ her. ya dassent salute a chipmunk; ter, Nancy, arrived last Thursday ifen you do ya make a idol outen from Roseville, Calif., to spend it. I’ll be derned ifen I’ll kiss any several weeks at the home of her more babies, cause thats the only parents, Mr. and Mrs. Earl Boyd, way ya kin salute a baby and on the West Side road. when ya do ya make a idol outen it. — o— Ifen you salute the American flag Kenneth Donald Morrison, ya make a idol outen it. The HULL & HULL FUNERAL HOME American Legion salutes the Stars and Stripes and they is all idolat­ ers. Don’t make no difference ifen God is in every thread of that flag, nor ifen he was in the needle and fingers of Betsy Ross when she fashioned that flag,—(and He was or else He isn’t everywhere); makes no difference ifen that flag is emblematic of all that God wants us to be, ya dassent salute it. Why, ya dassent kiss yer wife, on account it makes a idol outen her and ifen a kiss haint a salute then when in tarnation thunder is it. Why, ya dassent even kiss the hired girl, ya’ll make a idol outer her. When the sun rises in the morn the first thing it does is to kiss the mountain tops, creeps over and down in the valleys and kisses all it comes in contact with and I am wondering ifen that blamed I sun don’t make a idol out of every­ thing? The next time that Nat Wooley, Ted Athey, Howard Bearss or Maury Sauer says “hello you old reprobate” to me, I’m jest goin’ to ignore ’em. Ifen they wants to make a idol outer me they kin do it and be derned; but I haint gonto make no idol outer them ’cause they don’t deserve it and they haint the kind that makes good idols—or had I otter sed, or spelt it idle? Salutionly yourn, PHIL SNORT. -------------- o-------------- TRUCK WHEELS - 7:50s and 8:25s INCOME TAX RETURNS President's all SATURDAY, JANUARY 26 Sponsored by Illinois Valley Grange FOR INFANTILE PARALYSIS FUND Usual Good Music and Eats GRANGE HALL, BRIDGEVIEW 9:30 to 1 A. 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M—CLOSED SATURDAY The Call ol the Wild CARTOON — THIS IS AMERICA WHY PAY MORE WHEN YOU CAN BUY THE BEST FOR LESS at the Model M arlcet IOMEMADE CHICKEN TAMALES Freshness and Goodness Guaranteed for GRADE A STEER BEEF—U. S. Inspected SHORT RIBS- Thick and Meaty POT ROASTS— “Good to the Last Bite” SIRLOIN STEAKS Really Tender ELK CREEK LODGE R. D. WILHELM & SON South of O'Brien on Redwood Highway 23c lb. 30c lb. 14 c lb. SATURDAY A. M. ONLY BACON SLICED AND PIECE BACON TOP PRICES PAID FOR ALL LIVESTOCK POULTRY AND HIDES J I 9 & 9 11 9 11 9 FRIDAY AND SATURDAY We Have a Large Supply but Come Early IN JACK LONDON'S at Your Food Store (May Be Cut for Any Car) Cave Junction Motor Court STATION AND GARAGE V Something to Remember TIRES — 6:50-16 Also Other AUTOMOBILE ACCESSORIES and STANDARD OIL PRODUCTS >X SS XS RECAPPING — BATTERIES — WHEELS SEAT COVERS — SERVICE Ambulance service day or nite 210 West "A" X* a 11 9 11 9 11 9 11 9 11 9 11 9 11 9 11 9