University of Oregon Gateway to The Oregon Caves III inois Valley News A Live W ire Newspaper Published in the Interests of the Illinois Valley and Surrounding Districts Volume V No. 31 Bazaar Was A Cave Junction, Oregon. Thursday. December 1. 1911 KERBY HIGH SCHOOL NEWS By Elva Metaenger 49th State covered hills. Gable was the spark plug of the State of Jefferson, that amazing secession movement of five border counties who thought their rich mineral and timber lauds were be­ ing neglected by the parent states of Oregon and California. Gable was never what he claimed to be: “A hick Mayor of a West­ ern Coast town.” He was a smooth, cosmopolitan product with clothes cut bv a New York tailor and an acquaintance list built up from 11 years as a public relations man for Bell Telephone Company in Phil- adelphia. For the dramatics of it, he liked to pose as just a small tow n mayor. Gable probably knew that his 49th State and secession movement would never be accomplished. But hc knew the weakness of state leg­ islatures, the pin pricks of ad­ verse publicity, and he used them neatly. But death beat him to the knock­ out punch. Price 5 Cents Kerby News Notes Garden Club of General Interest Members (By E| jom — o --- He had built the 49th State of Tuesday Afternoon further enhance their treasury, magazines are Saturday Evening Cubbie Wilson had the misfor­ arrangement of red chrysanthe­ Jefferson into national promin­ mums was displayed by Mrs. E. J. which the bazaar has now in­ Post, Ladies Home Journal, Jack ence. Mrs. Sam Bunch entertained tune while playing at school, to Wilber. creased some $250. This success and Jill and Country Gentleman. fracture his collar bone last week. I think he was a man whose his­ Tuesday afternoon at her attrac- Wednesday afternoon a commit­ was due not alone to the activities Don't be too much surprised if torical importance was yet to come time home in Bridgeview, members He is at home gradually improving tee met with Mrs. Gladys King to of the members for the last four some student with a high pressure —o—- If Gilbert Gable's dreams had of her bridge club and guests, at months but as well to the generous, sales talk raps at your door in the formulate and discuss plans for Maurice Sauer and George Bour come to fruition, a new area of a dessert luncheon and afternoon loyal support of friends and busi­ near future. transacted business in Grants Pass holding the Annual Christmas the West would have been opened. of bridge. ness men and women of both Illi­ party, charity benefit tea and gift I suppose I was the last news­ High score was wone by Mrs. H. last Saturday. Visitors at school during the nois Valley and Grants Pass, as exchange, which will be held Fri­ — o — — paperman to interview him — a O. Smith; second, Mrs. M. C. well as to many of the absent mem. past week were alumni: George Mr. and Mrs. Walker of Long day, December 12th, at the Lone friendly, warm talk in a redwood I Athey; low, Mrs. R. S. Leonard. Baldwin, Bob Smith, Wendell Lee Mrs. R. S. hers and distant friends, even as Beach, Calif., were visiting a few Mt. Valley Resort. cabin while the Oregon skies | Mrs. Smith was also awarded the far away as New York and Hono­ and Ray Bergman. Leonard, Mrs. M. C. Athey and days at the home of Mr>. and Mrs. poured dark rain into the pine- 1 traveling prize. lulu. A. Boiling of Reeves Creek ranch. Mrs. Chris Wendt will be in Miss Bailey, girls athletic in ­ The bazaar was so very well or­ M rs. Walker is a niece of Mr. Bor- charge of the tree and gift ex­ change. ganized with committees respon­ structor, has chosen this years var­ ling. sible for every minutest detail of sity volley ball team. Those who On Friday evening, December 5, —o--- at the library auditorium in Grants the day that the general chairman, made the team were Donnis Sauer, Knute Lindgren of Kumfy Mis. William A. Brown, had little Betty Strong, Peggy Haberman, DON’T BE A STOOGE FOR HITLER Kamp dining room was a business Pass, Mr. J. G. Bacher of Swiss Floral company of Portland, will left to do but to look proudly on Charlene Miller, Mae Webb, Nor­ By Henry I. Harriman visitor in Kerby last week end. talk on camellias, their care and and see the ladies put it over. ma McCrady, Doris Jones, Lois --------------o growth. He will also show pic­ Such an affair is always a valuable Taylor, Heidi Sachse and Florence Don’t be deceived. Hitler has! selves, every man down there. And SCHOOL BOARD tures of the famous Kew Gardens revelation and shows unmistakably Looper. Two of these girls will be MEETING HELPS the shirkers, the jerkers and the piaced as substitutes, but nothing eyes in the United States which | the Senate isn’t much better.” in London, the world’s horticultur­ read everything that is printed in 11 Possibly Hitler’s ears in this STUDENT FUND al center, being the greatest in­ workers, and of the latter the club definite as yet. the nation's newspapers and mag­ .country heard two ladies shopping —o— has a very large percentage, in­ stitution of its kind anywhere and azines. Hitler has ears in the ' for furs in a Fifth Avenue shop. The honor roll for Kerby high deed. At a meeting of the school board in existence since the 16th cen­ Owing to the difficulties of serv­ foi the past six-weeks period, end­ United States which listen to what They were handsome ladies, if a of Kerby high school last Mon­ tury. Club members and the pub­ Americans are saying. The eyes i trifle squeezed into their expensive day evening, the board authorized lic are invited to attend this eve­ ing an elaborate banquet to such a ing November 28, 1941 is : report to Berlin on what they read. dresses One of them was buying an expenditure to match a fund ning's program. To defray ex­ SENIORS large group of people it was de­ Heide Sachse 1.0 Tht ears send back what they hear. , a coat. cided to limit the number to 150, from the student body, to purchase penses a small fee will be charged. But they don’t send to Berlin— Doris Jones “At any time but this I wouldn't an Ampro projector moving pic­ 1.0 Visitors present were Mrs. L. G. but the crowds were so large that 1.25 either the eyes or the ears—all j dream of paying so much,” she ture machine with sound equip­ Gentner, president of the Medford Louise Hammer there were 230 served before the .1.5 that they see or hear. Hitler and i said. "But my husband tells me ment for school purposes. The Garden club, Mrs. C. L. Goff, Mrs. Helen Halm doors were closed. Mrs. H. H. Wil­ 1.5 his bloody-handed fellow gang­ I might as well, that inflation will machine was ordered, but no def­ Sadie Nichol and Mrs. R. W. John­ Beatrice Marchant son with her efficient committee sters have no interest in reports be here in a few months and that inite date given for its delivery. son, all of Medford and Mrs. C. G. JUNIORS and well chosen waitresses togeth- 1.0 that America is prosperous or that money won’t be worth anything at Barbara Byrne < i with the genial dinner hostess. Eugene Brown, director from Hockett of O’Brien. 1.25 America is brave. His agents, it all." Jim Baldwin Mis. Robert Balzke and her assist- At the close of the meeting tht“ O'Brien, handed in his resigna­ "That’s what my husband says,” tion as a member of the board, hostesses, Mrs. C. G. Morris, Mrs. 1.4 may be safely assumed, wasted no Joyce Payne :m's, and Mi- Blake Miller, the Bob Wendt 1.4 cable tolls to report that thousands declared the second lady. “I want­ giving as his reason that he was John W. Smith, Mrs. James Payne treasurer, did themselves proud. 1.5 of Americans volunteered to pay ed to buv a diamond necklace, but moving from the district and and Mrs. W. F. Darger served re­ Maxine Allen Before the opening hour of the taxes for defense last March al­ he feels that he has to scrape to­ would make his home in Crescent freshments. SOPHOMORES b a.ir ladies were arriving to take io though the law did not require gether every possible dime for City. Alice Smith advantage of the early bargains. The resignation was ac­ ------- o 1.25 them to do so. They were smart taxes and that he won t be able cepted, but no appointment will Charlene Miller T a > awards were announced: first 1.25 enough not to tell their master to pay them anyway. What’s to be made until the January meet- WHAT THE LEGION Yvonne Payne foi the most attractive booth, Donnis Sauer 1.5 that countless Americans mailed become of us, my dear?” v. bl II the judges gave to the White ing of the board. AUXILIARY IS DOING in a five or tei. dollar bill with a Reports of such printed mater- FRESHMEN I- < pliant booth, Mrs. Earl Boyd, Allene Brewer 1.0 note saying, “Use this to lick Hit- j i ia! and conversations are cabled chairman: and second, to the booth I nightly to Hitler and his aides and I DINNER PARTY At the meeting Wednesday the 1.5 ler." Walter Goldsby hax ing- the largest amount of sales, They sent plenty of cables, just unit assisttd the Post to entertain nightly they are cheered by this AT ELOYDS 1.5 Rosemary Sachse tl is went to the fancy work and the same. They suoted editorials added certainty, that loathed and District Commander Victor Mer- ------------- o----------- utilities booth, Mrs. II. II. Mor- Last Thursday evening Mr. and celli with a late lunch. He had which said that the United States detested America is merely a dec­ ris, chairman. Had the tea room would crack under the strain of adent democracy. The reports are Mrs. H. R. Floyd were hosts at high praises for the work thr unit bi n included in the awards it Women Meet at the mounting debt. They quoted garbled, of course, for that is part their home in Holland when they does. Vernon Home might have tied with the first prize public speakers who said that Con­ of the Nazi technique. The re­ entertained at a dinner party. The Post and Unit recently gave winner, Mis. Phil Patrick and her The evening was spent playing a farewell party for three boys The December meeting of the gress was bungling the job of arm­ ports cabled to Hitler say that un­ a-sistant s having spared no pains to I make it most alluring, and as Cave Junction Women’s club was ing America, that the production rest is rife among the civilians and pinochle with high »core going to who left to join the navy, with Mr. and Mrs. Lew Holland, low- about 40 present. The boys hon- a r< i s ilt reached their coveted goal held at the home of Mrs. H. C. program was far behind schedule, soldiers of the United States, that score was won by Mr. and Mrs. G. ored were Buster Branham, Robert Vernon last Tuesday. Attendance that efficiency was intolerable to taxes are crushing. that Ameri­ for Cl ilia relief. W. Martin and the traveling prize and Herbert White. the Roosevelt Administration, that cans have was very good for that no faith in their Con- stormy AH the special features went to Mrs. K. C. Hamilton. The The “hope chest” to be sold just day. A delicious potluck lunch- thousand* of soldiers in the na­ gress, that the economic structure booths were attractive, foods guests were, Mr. and Mrs. Lew before Christmas will soon be dis­ tion's new armies were meditating is tottering, that inflation is so , dolls and baby booth, the eon was served. It was decided that the library desertion because of frightful con­ greatly feared that virtual panic Holland, Mr. and Mrs. Howard played at Martin s hardware. Chest iab-apple tree for the kiddies, has gripped the buying public. In Bearss, Mr. and Mrs. G W. Martin, packed with blankets, spread, pil­ :■ i .1 the two charming ladies, Mrs. would be open only on Saturdays ditions in the camps. These reports were cabled to due course, naturally, these reports Mr. and Mrs. K. C. Hamilton, Mr. low slips and other articles, each I1 w with her 100 pockets and Mrs during the busy holiday season, so E N. Cooke as the fortune teller.' for the coming month and possibly Hitler by his myriad eyes in the are broadcast to the German peo­ and Mrs. J. J Villair and the host article worth several times the and hostess, Mr. and Mrs. Harry price of a ticket. Further infor­ Were space available the club next month the library, which is United States. Der Fuehrer's eyes ple. were also alert. They heard, per mation can be had from any Aux­ Don’t be a stooge for Hitler. R. Floyd. would like to print in detail the, in the Auxiliary meeting room, will ------------ o------------ haps, two business men at lunch. iliary member. But in this there is not a hint or be open to the public on Satur ­ ■ am ■- of all other donors aside | EUGENE W. BUCKMINSTER Their conversation was about as implication that you have no right A large supply of used clothing f: m those who contributed foods, | days from 2:30 to 4:30. Funeral services were held last and shoes is on hand and anyone follows: to criticize the government. When Mrs. W O. Burch displayed a pl- ••a “You know, Joe, it's all a matter the right of criticism die*, democ­ Sunday in Grants Pass for Eugene is welcome to them by calling the fine amount of completed work for the Red Cross, in which other of favoritism down there in Wash­ racy dies, too. The point is to ! W Buckminister, who passed away first or third Wednesday at the COMING EVENTS know your facts. It is a prepost­ last Friday, November 2'ith at the Auxiliary kitchen More used cloth­ organizations had participated. ington.” 3........................... ».............................. tsJ Follo wed games and an exchange “I’ll say it is, Bill. Know the erous falsehood to intimate that home of his sister, Mrs. F. F. H'b- ing can be used for child welfare I day, December 5—Grants Pass of gifts. right people and you get the con­ more than a microscopic fraction bard. and carpet rags. Donations grate­ Library Auditorium, talk and Mr. Buckminster was 82 yean fully received at the kitchen on The January meeting will be at tracts. The Administration is out of the members of Congress are pictures by J. G. Bacher of Port- the home of Mrs. Elwood Hussey, to crush business, anyway: partic­ dishonest. It is a fantastic exag­ old at his pas-ing and has been ser­ sewing days. land, under auspices of ('.rant' January 6. ularly little business." geration to say that ruinous in­ iously ill for several months at the The series of card parties are Pass Garden club. Maybe they listened to two law. flation or crushing taxes lie ahead. Hibbard home. iti full swing and grand prizes will Saturday, December 6 — Elks’ yers in the club car of a limited It is a slur and a slander on the Surviving are his widow, Eva b< on display during the next one Smoker in Grants Pass, Public these having been given recogni­ bound for Chicago. They were young men of the armies to predict Buckminster: two daughters, Mrs. to be held, Saturday, December 13. invited. tion on the menu cards furnished prosperous lawyers, plump and well that more than an occasional sore­ H. C. Fessler of Raton, N. M., and Four former members are back Tuesday, December 9 — H. E. U. with the dinner, together with the fed and they thoughtfully sipped head will desert. Mrs. B. Mays of Stockton, Cali­ in the unit: Donnis Sauer, a Jun­ e'ing at the home of Mrs. A. lovely individual boutonnaires cocktails before dining. Criticize as much as you like. fornia: two sisters. Mrs. Lillie ior; Beatrice Brown, Zenna Jen­ A. Johnson. Annual gift ex­ made by Mrs. Nellie Wilbur. "The trouble is with Congress," < Study the grave issues, domestic Bates o' R'-d Bluff. California, nings and Carolyn Sauer, also a change will be held. Those at­ To the American Legion who so said the first lawyer, “Congre-s is and foreign, with which the Ad­ and Mrs. F. F. Hibbard of Cave new member, Mrs. W. 0. Burch. tending bring wrapped gift, gift graciously furnished the hull, and a collection of fools and knaves, ministration and Congress must Junction, one brother, Walter, liv­ There will be no social at the not to exceed 25c. to the auxiliary ladies for use of Why I know it for a fact that out wrestle. But know your facta. ing in Floridu and another brother next meeting, December 17. In­ I t ¡day. December 12 — Garden their kitchen and to every single one member of the House in a Don't spread distorted half-truths Henry of Oklahoma. stead there will be a short business club annual Christmas party and . one who gave support and assist hundred is on the level.” - ----- o which Hitler can twist into lies. meeting and later all will attend c ft exchange. Lone Mt. Valley - ance in any particular the club "You never said a truer word, Let's have all of his stooges in Harold Bowerman made a trip the P.-T. A. show at the Cave City Resort. | offers its sincerest thanks. John, they're just out for them- Berlin, not here. to Grants Pass this week. theater. Success Leader, Dies ! IT MAKES SENSE Hear Flory