Page Two Illinois Valley News, Thursday, July 10, 1941 Down the W avs merry - gd - pound k JŒ Th 7 XL & 4 CORNELIUS VANDERBILT. JR. i ft Washington, D. C. In Central America MORE ON HESS—MESS' ROUGH day and a half at sea. Following the outbreak of the Tropical rain fell in sheets. An- Nazi-Russian war, European capi­ They Were That tals buzzed with reports of a Ger­ gry waves smashed against our * A Hollywood film hero had had man offer to Britain to make peace, shiny w’hite steel sides and spray five wives, each of whom had I then turn their united forces against came whirling down the decks. Low promptly divorced him. L < ■ Soviet Russia. These reports were hanging clouds sped swiftly across He was now declaring his lova not empty rumors, they were abso­ the dull skies dipping oftentimes to to the prospective sixth. scoop up more foamy ammunition. lutely true. “But I’ve heard some queer I Behind them 1* a story of the most A sailor appeared on the foc’s’le. stories about you,” said the girl. audacious and astounding Nazi in­ The already well-lit decks blazoned “Don’t worry about that,” re­ '>■ trigue of the war to date. Its open­ the night with still more lights. plied the star. “They’re only old 7 V- ing scene was the sensational Hess Word went round that a raider or a wives’ tales.” "flight” to Britain; its closing para­ U-boat might be working the Carib­ y graph the "surprise” Nazi declara­ bean trade lanes. We were lit up Called Iler tion of war on their ally. Red Russia. to assure them we were an Ameri­ “.fny knives or scusors to grind, The inner details of this brain­ can boat. And as I walked aft it mu’am?" inquired the man at the door, DJl*, “Don’t think ue have.” replied the reeling plot are not yet unraveled gave me a very thankful feeling to facetious young uife, “but can you and all of them won't leak out until see Old Glory spotlighted and wav­ sharpen wits?” the history books are written. But ing protectively. Usually flags are “Yes, if you're got any!” f A authorities have pieced it together hauled down at night at sea. but not A and it is now possible to get the in our hemisphere since the advent Quick Effect of A Hitler <8, Co. mam outlines. w “Was your lecture on economy • • • Hatred of Communist*. :<• a success?” asked Blankley. Following the victorious Balkan We slid into a tired looking wood­ “Yes,” replied Blinkson, “they •i campaign which made Germany en dock at Port Limon. Costa Rica. gave me two hearty cheers.” 1’ master of Europe, powerful militirry- It was high noon and sizzling Here 8. 8. President Polk, newest of Nazi elements, always hating the there were not the usual colored Foiling the Doc America’s ships, going down the Communists, began urging peace diving boys Instead tiny urchins Smart — You don’t look well, German soldiers load shells into a Nazi heavy tank at Grodno, ways at launching at Newport News. with Britain in exchange for a Brit­ serenaded us An experienced ship­ U.S.S.R., after capture of that former Polish city from Soviet forces, while The ship was built for the American Jacob. What’s the matter? ish-German coalition against Rus­ mate advised me to get into the very Jacob—I’ve just been to see a Josef Stalin. Soviet premier, warned his people that they must defend President lines, and will be another sia. After a bitter struggle inside last coach of the toy train which for the ever-increasing doctor, and he’s going to take the Nazi party, Hitler sided with was to huff and puff for five hours each inch of soil and fight to the last drop of blood. This photograph vessel away my appendix. American merchant marine. tlie anti-Red group and the wheels up the mountain to the mile-high was transmitted via radio from Berlin. Take away your appendix? Don’t were set in motion to line up tlie Costa Rica capital. After doing the let him do it. Put it in your wife’s British. overhand and nearly breaking my name, and then he can’t touch itl It was realized that they would neck to get down the quivering I have to be approached in such a gangplank among the first ashore, manner that they could not doubt I swung into the "center seat left­ the authenticity of the Nazi plan. So hand side" as directed, but never Hess was chosen for this mission, in my life have I sat in anything Not only was he the one man in so uncomfortable. It was way back, Germany closest to Hitler, but he hard as a mountain, and had a tuft­ was also known for his hatred of ed headrest in the wrong place. An Communism, And before the war interpreter told us that this railroad ho had had contacts with the British had been built by a British concern nobility. in 1885, and for once I was sure this So Hess, not flying alone, but ac- I was no chamber of commerce ex­ companied by several guiding aggeration! planes; and not taking off from cen­ The lilliputian engine burned soft tral Germany as reported, but from coal. There was no glass in the Norway, made his dramatic descent car windows and just as we emerged on the estate of the Scotch duke of from the dingy shade into a spectac­ Hamilton. ular view of jungle, a cinder bolted CETÎEft Hess' Message. i into my eye. I had an eye cup—but The message brought by Hess in it was back in my cabin, so I cov- VISION substance was as follows: THROUGH EYE cred my eye with a handkerchief (1> Britain and Germany would and with the other one this is what G lasses vias enter a coalition as the chief part­ I saw: breakers lapping a coconut DISCOVERED 8f ners in a new Axis; (2) Italy would I palm fringed coast on the right— LVINO PARMATO be placated with some minor pos­ muddy brown, Danubelike river AROUND 1275? sessions of France, which would be coursing down deep chasms on the This soundphoto shows scene at the new naval air base on Tucker’s Juan de Pios Martinez Mera, for­ stripped of its empire; <3> Germany left — deep dense jungle growth, Island. Bermuda, as Commander Robert lliekey of the United States mer president of Ecuador, and a would retain a free hand on the spindly trunked trees, some tufted navy read the orders assigning him to take over the base. The Tucker's leader in his country, shown on ar­ THE BETTER WAY TO TREAT whole of the continent, with Britain on top, growing so close together Island base is the first of a chain of similar U. S. island defenses to be rival in New York with Mrs. Mar­ C onstipation due to lack OF helping to establish that free hand they appeared to crowd each other formally dedicated. tinez, aboard the S. S. Santa Lucia. PROPER BULK IN THE DIET IS TO by joining Germany in conquering for breath - elephant-eared shiny­ CORRECT THE CAUSE OF THE TROUBLE Russia. leaved plants with large fragrant W ith a delicious f—----- -- The British government's answer white blossoms—rustic corrugated CEREAL, KE LL066S was to incarcerate Hess and imme­ tin roofed huts on stilts swarms of ALL-BRAN EAT ... diately notify Washington and Mos­ naked native children. At the first IT EVERY DAY A ND 4//. fjfflil ' cow of the plan. village there were two dingy shops, DRINK PLENTY The subsequent chain of event/ is one with a sign "cafeteria.” Never OF WATER . i J history. Darlan and I.aval were have I seen such miscellaneous /- A'»/?« ’ 7 among the first to get wind of the vegetation. Shiny-leaved coffee scheme, and rushed to Hitler of­ trees with bright red and orange fering complete "collaboration ” coffee berries. Oblong-leaved ba­ Tins drew withering denunciations nana plants with bright green ba­ Fruit of Labor from President Roosevelt and Sec­ nanas growing upside down. Gnarled It is not by saying “Honey, retary of State Hull. honey,” that sweetness comes into banyan trees, fields of fresh corn, Britain, which for months had the mouth.—Turkish Proverb. sugar cane, pineapples, breadfruit been trying to make up its mind trees, morning glories, giant vio- to attack in Syria, launched an of­ lets, and thousands upon thousands fensive with Free French forces to Today's popularity of wild orchids. seize this strategically vital region of Poaa'z Pills, after many years of world­ Then on June 15, British intelligence wide use, surely must At the mile high mark we cro got wind of quiet German withdraw­ lx- accepted as evidence of satisfactory use. the continental divide which sepa als of air and other forces from And favorable public This was why the rates the Rockies from the Ande French base opinion supports that of the able physicians British took the initiative in their Here the scenery became truly spe who test tlie value of continuous <1 av and night bombing tacular. The roaring Revatzon riv P an's under exacting laboratory conditions, raids wreaki ng havoc on key Ger- er cascaded down a gorge thou­ These physicians, too, approve every word sands of feet deep. 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Simultaneously Stalin aban- all the way up. border, Burning, scanty or too frequent urina tion sometimes warn of disturbed kidney doned his traditional behind the- Finally we gasped into function. You may suffer nagging back­ scenes role and actively assumed Jose depot. Barefooted Indian ur­ Joslyn of the Golden Rule ache, persistent headache, attacks of diz­ tlie rei ins as premier of Russia chins thrust white camelias into ev­ ziness, getting up nights, swelling, puffi­ I arm for hots in Franklin. N. Y., ness under the eyes—feel weak, nervous, Russia be an massing 160 divisions eryone's hands Outside tlie station all played out. for whose benefit this charily golf Oil it western border Use Doan’s Pills. It is better tn rely on we halted until a huge funeral pro­ match was plated at the Common­ a medicine that has won world wide ac­ It was at t tliis time that Ambassa­ cession snailed by. a typical Span­ claim than on something less favorably wealth Country club, presents Ty dor John Winant returned to the ish one. tn which the hearse and all known. Ask your ncsght'orl U S I. A Cobb with the Bette Davis trophy, A. at tlie request of Prime the carriages were outlined with Minister Churchill in order to give flowers, looking for all the world while the Georgia Peach indicates Piesident Roosevelt a complete fill- like floats in a mardigras. Troops of the first division are pictured as they boarded a I’. S. with his fingers the three-up score in and to deliver categoric assur­ arms transport vessel in New York, before sailing to take part in in which he beat Babe Ruth. The ances from Churchill that Britain San Jose is one of the world's joint maneuvers with United States marines along the coast of North Golden Rule Earm received the will never make peace with Hitler most picturesque capitals. Though Carolina. proceeds of the "feud” match. WNU—13 28—41 Note—The British government was the streets were less winding than so sure Hitler would attack Russia others I have been in. in past weeks, that Churchill was able to prepare they were none the less enchanting and deliver his history radio address Gay colored two-wheeled ox carts only 18 hours after Hitler invaded lumbered slowly along, filled with Russia coffee beans in burlap sacks or long stalks of green bananas. Modern ( API ! 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