llinois Valley News. Thursday, February 20. 1941
Page Seven
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CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
NURSERY STOCK
300,000 fruit nn<l nut trees.
TOO
varieties.
Free 40 page catalog.
Roses, flowering, shade trees, eta.
Tualatin Valley Nursertea, Sherwood.
Oregon.
STOCK FOR SALE
By ED WHEELAN
ABEKI^E.N-A.X’Gl S B U T. E s AND
COWS
J. A. Scollard, Chehalis.
Washington.
OPPORTUNITY
HOLY MACKEREL 1
LOOK - MOGUL'S
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Grow Mushrooms, cellar or shed. We
buy. Guaranteed Market. Free Book.
Bona Fide Mushroom Co., Dept-A.
4944 Foster, Portland.
T iger . itAvt
1MÄT HORSE
Y. ALONE >
Trank fay Markey Syndicate, lac..
LAL A PALOOZA
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A Stooge for a One-Man Band
ONE OF THE I , ME-ME -
AMATEURS
I'LL HELP
NEEDS HELP
I'M VERY
WITH HIS MUSIC f MUSICAL
HIS PARTNER
DIDN'T SHOW UP-
WHO'LL VOLUNTEER?
THIS
WAY
MADAM
By RUBE GOLDBERG
DOES HE WANT ME
TO ACCOMPANY
HIM ON THE
PIANO. OR JUST
HUM THE
MELODY?
WHAT WOULD
MAMA SAYjy
same expert care used when
QUINTUPLETS
CATCH CULO
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By C. M. PAYNE
top ! what are
YOU DOING WITH
THAT OLD
« ljkirt
OLD GOLD
SELL your old jewelry and dental
gold direct to oldest and largest re
finery In Northwest. You will profit.
Speyer Smelting A Refining Co III
Medical-Dental Bldg. Seattle. Wash*
ington.
MADAM
At the first sign of a chest cold — the
Quintuplets' throats and chests are
rubbed with Children’s Mild Musterole
—a product made to promptly relieve
the DISTRESS of children's colds and
resulting bronchial and croupy coughs.
Relief usually conics quickly because
Musterole is MORE than an ordinary
"salve.” It helps break up local con
gestion. As Musterole is used on the
Quints you may be sure you are using
just about the BEST product made.
Also in Regular and Extra Strength for
those preferring a stronger product.
>OU ARE.-*
/ NOW
ADDRESSING
>
Courage and Faith
There is a courage which is
only another name for faith. Many
a battle is lost before the soldier
leaves his tent. The first step to
victory is to believe that the battle
need not be lost at all.—Hugh
Black.
INDIGESTION
MESCAL IKE
may affect the Heart
Gu trappad In th« stomach or gullet may act like a
hair trigger on ilw heart. At the tlret sign of distress
smart men mid women depend on Kell ana Tablets to
jet gai free No laxative but made of the fastest-
actlng medicines known for acid Indlgeatlon. If th«
FIRST DORK doesn't prove Bell-ana batter, return
botUu to us and receive DOUBLE Maney lUdt. 25c.
By s . l huntley
Join In Hand
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cans all!
By uniting we stand, by dividing
we fall.
—John Dickinson.
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WOMEN [,S]
HEED THIS ADVICE!!
Thouwnda of women
me helped to goHnul-
lng thru dlatrrHaprcul-
M _ gA” lur to women—caused
U*T1
by this pernxl In lire —
4S
with Lydia E. Plnk-
ham'« Vegetable Com-
pound — famous for
over 60 yeara. Pinkham's Compound
— made eapeciallu /or women — baa
helped thousand.' to relieve such
Weak, nervous reelings due to thia
^uncUona^msturbance^r^t^^^
Xgfite
By J. MILLAR WATT
WHY
INCENDIARY
BOMB
Our Best Teachers
Instruction docs not prevent
waste of time or mistakes; and
mistakes themselves are often the
best teachers of all.—Froude.
Watch Your
Kidneys/
Help Them Clean*« the Blood
of Harmful Body Waste
Your kidney« are constantly Altering
waste matter from the blood stream. But
kidneys sometimes lag in their work—do
not set ss Nature intended—fail to re
move impurities thtt, if retained, may
poison the system and upset the whois
body machinery.
Symptoms may bs nagging backache,
persistent headache, attacks of dizziness,
getting up nights, swelling, puffiness
under the eyes—a feeling of nervous
anxiety and loss of pep and strength.
Other signs of kidney or bladder dis
order are sometimes burning, scanty or
too frequent urination.
There should be no doubt that prompt
treatment is wiser than neglect, Use
Doan's Pilli. Doan't have been winning
new friends for more than forty years.
They have a nation-wide reputation.
Are recommended by grateful people the
country over. A»k your neighbor/
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WNU—13
3—41
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