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Illinois Valley News, Thursday, January 9, 1941
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When the prodigal comes back,
be glad to see him. But don’t ex
pect too much from him.
One secret of success is always
to tind the grin in grind.
It’s better to give than to re
ceive—and easier to remember.
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By RUBE GOLDBERG
LALA PALOOZA Mr. Boggle Is Taken to the Cleaner’s
When Leonardo da Vinci, stand
ing at the edge of the precipice on
Mount Albano, saw the flying ma
chine of his designing crash in
the valley below, he cried to the
winds, so one of his biographers
states:
“There shall be wings, If the
accomplishment be not for me,
'tis for some other. It I shall be
done. The spirit cannot lie; and
who
man, who shall know all and
i
shall have wings, shall indeed be
as a god.”
Three years before Columbus’
discovery of America, da Vmei
wrote in his notebook: “If the
eagle can sustain himself in the
rarest atmosphere, if great ships
can float across the waves, why
cannot likewise man, by means of
powerful wings, make himself
lord of the winds and rise con
queror of space?”
The question was answered, the
prophecy was fulfilled in the New
World to which the ships of Tos-
canelli’s other pupil led the way.
America may proudly cherish the
little shop of the Wright brothers,
which Henry Ford has made a
part of his collection of significant
American landmarks and which
has taken on a world distinction
from the "deeds of the doors”
who worked there.—New York
Times.
By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP—Soldiers Have to Think Quick
So Far Pa’s a Hundred Per Cent
By s . l huntley
Unwanted Meddling
Advice is advice when it is asked
for. When unasked for, it is gen
erally meddling.
Sin may be ugly, but it under
stands the art of beauty cultare.
A man’s “reasons” frequently
sound like excuses.
‘There Shall He Wings'
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Gems of Thought
A MULE’S eyes are set well
** back, that he may see be
hind him; a man’s are set to
ward the top of his head, that
he may look above him.—
Phelps.
There’» only one kind of /KirrUf,
and that'* to have no love in the
heart.—Alexander Irvine.
There are occasions when it
Is undoubtedly better to incar
loss than to make gain.—Plaa-
tus.
Of all those art» in which the toise
excel nature'» chief masterpiece is
writing well.- Duke of Uuckinghom.
By J. MILLAR WATT
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The miser is as much in want
of what he has, as what he has
not.—Publilius Syrus.
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I
GOES INTO STORE TO BUY
ICE CREAM CONES FOR
FAMILY WAITING IN
THE CAR
TO ONE HAND IN ORDER
TO GET AT MONEY TO
PAY FOR THEM
SHIFTS THEM BACK TO BOTH
HANDS,DRIBBLING A
little ice CREAM DOWN
HIS WRISTS, and TRIES
TO OPEN SCREEN DOOR
WITH HIS FOOT
•Your
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Dollar
buys something more than
space and circulation ia
the columns of this news
paper. It buys space and
circulation plus the favor
able consideration of our
readers for this newspaper
and its advertising patrons.
GAIN IN ORDER TO UN
LATCH DOOR. GETS THROUGH,
AND RE-SHIFTS CONES.
CLERK CALLING HE'S
FORGOTTEN HIS CHANGE
GOES THROUGH WHOLE PRO
CEEDING AGAIN IN RE
VERSE, AND IS FORCED TO
MOP HIMSELF UP WITH
HANDKERCHIEF, ICE CREAM
HAVING STARTED TO MELT
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"Wlww ARRVR?”
GETS OUT TO CAR AND
finds family are
OFF SOMEWHERE BUY
ING PICTURE POST
CARDS