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About Illinois Valley news. (Cave City, Or.) 1937-current | View Entire Issue (Jan. 9, 1941)
Page Seven Illinois Valley News, Thursday, January 9, 1941 CLASSIFIED DEPARTMENT Fun for the Whole Family WELDERS Wanted! Welders, Aviation Mr«taaica und fladio Operator». We trahi at lowest coat. Ask for Booklet M, A^t- tlw YMCA Schools, 909—4th. iW«<la. Wn. By ED WHEELAN BIG TOP H aving cwASED*REP'ANp"v)HisxtRS”ouToF “WE T en T ' &LK ‘ AiCNJ TÚRNED W S ATTfe ÑTiON TO ALTA I N/OHCCR WHY TWAT GUV J* IS ALWAYS CHASIN' US 1 OUT THE MENAGERIE \ -feNT? By GOSH.I’M GONNA -—V------------ 1 SEE N/HAT HE'S / Z D oin ' in ■ Hit Nature It Prodigal When the prodigal comes back, be glad to see him. But don’t ex pect too much from him. One secret of success is always to tind the grin in grind. It’s better to give than to re ceive—and easier to remember. / X "THERE .1 /L »VVA By RUBE GOLDBERG LALA PALOOZA Mr. Boggle Is Taken to the Cleaner’s When Leonardo da Vinci, stand ing at the edge of the precipice on Mount Albano, saw the flying ma chine of his designing crash in the valley below, he cried to the winds, so one of his biographers states: “There shall be wings, If the accomplishment be not for me, 'tis for some other. It I shall be done. The spirit cannot lie; and who man, who shall know all and i shall have wings, shall indeed be as a god.” Three years before Columbus’ discovery of America, da Vmei wrote in his notebook: “If the eagle can sustain himself in the rarest atmosphere, if great ships can float across the waves, why cannot likewise man, by means of powerful wings, make himself lord of the winds and rise con queror of space?” The question was answered, the prophecy was fulfilled in the New World to which the ships of Tos- canelli’s other pupil led the way. America may proudly cherish the little shop of the Wright brothers, which Henry Ford has made a part of his collection of significant American landmarks and which has taken on a world distinction from the "deeds of the doors” who worked there.—New York Times. By C. M. PAYNE S’MATTER POP—Soldiers Have to Think Quick So Far Pa’s a Hundred Per Cent By s . l huntley Unwanted Meddling Advice is advice when it is asked for. When unasked for, it is gen erally meddling. Sin may be ugly, but it under stands the art of beauty cultare. A man’s “reasons” frequently sound like excuses. ‘There Shall He Wings' LAUNDRY CHUTE MESCAL IKE TRUCK PARTS Heavy-duty Motor«, axels parts, bodies, tires, hoists. TRICK WRECKING COMPANT 10th & S K Haw thorn,- Port laud. Ora. Gems of Thought A MULE’S eyes are set well ** back, that he may see be hind him; a man’s are set to ward the top of his head, that he may look above him.— Phelps. There’» only one kind of /KirrUf, and that'* to have no love in the heart.—Alexander Irvine. There are occasions when it Is undoubtedly better to incar loss than to make gain.—Plaa- tus. Of all those art» in which the toise excel nature'» chief masterpiece is writing well.- Duke of Uuckinghom. By J. MILLAR WATT POP—That’s Telling Him The miser is as much in want of what he has, as what he has not.—Publilius Syrus. Nervous Restless Cranky? Restless? Can't sleep? Tira easily? Because ot distress of monthly functional disturbances? Then try Lydia EL Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound. Pinkham's Compound is famous for relieving pain of Irregular periods and nervous, cranky spells due to such dlsturhanoes. One of the moat effective medicines you can buy to day for this purpose — made espe cially tor women. WORTH TRYINCH MERCHANTS I GOES INTO STORE TO BUY ICE CREAM CONES FOR FAMILY WAITING IN THE CAR TO ONE HAND IN ORDER TO GET AT MONEY TO PAY FOR THEM SHIFTS THEM BACK TO BOTH HANDS,DRIBBLING A little ice CREAM DOWN HIS WRISTS, and TRIES TO OPEN SCREEN DOOR WITH HIS FOOT •Your Advertising Dollar buys something more than space and circulation ia the columns of this news paper. It buys space and circulation plus the favor able consideration of our readers for this newspaper and its advertising patrons. GAIN IN ORDER TO UN LATCH DOOR. GETS THROUGH, AND RE-SHIFTS CONES. CLERK CALLING HE'S FORGOTTEN HIS CHANGE GOES THROUGH WHOLE PRO CEEDING AGAIN IN RE VERSE, AND IS FORCED TO MOP HIMSELF UP WITH HANDKERCHIEF, ICE CREAM HAVING STARTED TO MELT '-w- .n.u. "Wlww ARRVR?” GETS OUT TO CAR AND finds family are OFF SOMEWHERE BUY ING PICTURE POST CARDS
