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Illinois Valley News. Thursday, December 5, 1910
Illinois Vail ey News
*THEY ALL HAVE TO CLIMB TOGETHER”
An independent newspaper devoted to the development of the richeat
valley in the world, the Illinois Valley and it* surrounding district*.
Published every Thursday at Cave Junction, Oregon by the Illinois
Valley Publishing Company.
Entered as second-class matter June 11, 1937, at the Post Office at
Cave Junction, Oregon, under the act of March 3. 1879
M
C
ATHEY
Editor
SUBSCRIPTION PRICES
In Josephine County
One Year ......................
Sis Months ___ __________ ____ .....___ ........_ ........
Three Month* . ..............................
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Ona Year
SI SO
.75
50
done the fishin’ while the ladies
watched. Fred and Clair ketched
most of the fish while Shorty sot
[ ’round and told what he uster
I ketch. Anyways, I ketched one per
cent of all that wuz ketched. Most
of the time we wuz there ‘twus
fine weather, but the clouds start­
ed cornin’ up, starts gettin’ misty
and rainy so we hadder come home
where we found the moon and
stars a shinin’ on a summer night.
'Phil Snort.
DR. A. N. COLLMAN
Naturopathie Pliyaician
Office.
Sherman'* Camp
Cave Junction
3'.....
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Dental Surgeon
Tuff* Building
Phone 4
Grant* Pa**
$2 00
The Illinois Valley News reserve^ the right to reject any advertising
copy which i> deems objectionable. Advertising rates on applicatior
VETERINARIANS
I Cor. 7th & M Office phone 116 :
i Res. phone 245 or 577-Y
Grants Pass
:
ILLINOIS VALLEY CHURCH
OF SEVENTH DAY
ADVENTISTS
0 R E g 1 o (N
a.
Sabbth School at 9:30 a. m.
Preaching Service 11:00 a. m.
Prayer meeting Wednesday at
7 :30 p. m.
You are invited to meet with
P ublisher
—‘3
L. B. Hall
FUNERAL HOME
Mrs. L. B. Hall, Manager
AMBULANCE SERVICE
Cor. 5th & C Sts.
Phone 388
C red W ood empire
F. W. Cooper, Elder, Kerby,
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NEWSPAPER PUBUSHERS
GJ............
Christmas is just around the corner, and with it
comes the thought: “What can I do to make others
happy?” for that is the spirit of Christmas.
The only happiness we get out of life is what we
put in. Real happiness comes in being of service to
others, forgetting self and asking inwardly, what can
I do to make those close to me and others happy at
this wonderful time of the year?
We won’t have to search far for this opportunity
to be a “swell guy” to a lot of people, for there are
many whom we can help that need it, and in some
cases need it very badly.
.There are several organizations that will distrib­
ute Christmas boxes of good things to those in real
need. That is as it should be, for those baskets mean
a great deal to the reciprocants. If it was not for
them, they would not have a very Happy Christmas
To these organizations we should all help, give them
what we can to make those baskets full of good things
and best of all, full of the Spirit of Christ at Christ­
mas.
Every family in the valley should have a wonder­
ful Christmas this year, for we have so much to be
thankful for, and we believe it is the duty of every
citizen to appoint themselves a committee of one to
see that they do. If you know of anyone who needs
help, let The News, or some of the organizations that
you know about, that do this very splendid act.
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CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS
Cave Junction and the other valley towns coulc
do well this year by putting up Christmas decora­
tions, both on streets and in the stores.
If every store would enter a contest to see who can
decorate their store the best, we believe it would be
i n excellent idea. All the stores in the valley should
enter the contest, and prizes awarded to the first, sec­
ond and third best decorated stores. This would
stimulate the desire to decorate and it would help ma­
terially in the Christmas trade in the valley. What
about it. Mr. Merchant? Do you want to help this
idea? If so, let The News know and we can arrange
a c< nlest that will lx* a “dinger.”
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'I’he years have taught some sweet, some bitter
lessons—none wiser than this: To spend in all things
el e. but of old friends to be most miserly.—Lowell.
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Blessed is he who is a friend. Se shall continually
learn new lessons of faith hope and love.—Selected.
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Four sign-boards on the w..y to success: Open
eyes, closed mouth, attentive ears : nd retell.ive mind.
—Selected.
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All Type of Clock* Repaired
BRIDGEVIEW COMMUNITY
CHURCH
CHRISTMAS ( HEER
:
¡Drs. Cantrail & Dixon'
cinipniFS
Outside of Josephine County
Dr. Fred W. Gould
1 Guaranteed Work at Reason- i
able Prices
:
Sunday School 10 to 11 a. m.
Clarence E. Eggers :
Worship service 11 a. m. to 12 m.
JEWELER
Young Peoples Service 7 to 8 p. m.
:
Del Rogue Hotel Building
Prayer meeting Wednesday at QuidllHilta, IttSSIISIIlllSSIIIIIillililttlIIls**lll*t(*tsiI •••<*]
8 o’clock p. m.
tells Shorty that 1
care
OFF IN A ( ORNER
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much
about
the
highway
but
I
HULL & HULL
WITH PHIL SNORT
liked the beautiful scenery along CAVE JUNCTION COMMUNITY
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FUNERAL HOME
CHURCH
it. Shorty sed that he made that
Dear Ed :
i.nak.y
School
10
to
11
a.
m.
too, as he wuz a great land-scape
Ambulance «ervice day or nite
502 N 4th St.
Phone 334
Didja ever ketch a fish outer the gardener. I tells him that I had Church services 11:15 a. m.
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ocean? I never did ’til yisteday. heel'd all that before, as Don Mor­
I ketched one what wuz 5 inches rison sed he had done made it
KTRBY UNION SUNDAY
one way and 4 tother. This haint all, and I didn’t believe Don
SCHOOL
Wardrobe Cleaners
no tall fish story. If you don’t be­ . would lie. Shorty sed: “Naw, I
Sunday School at 9:45 a. 111.
.
wouldn
’
t
jest
azactly
call
Don
a
liar
lieve me you can jest ast f^iorty
every Sunday. All are cordially The oldest and best since 1911
Phillips. They wuz four other crit­ . but he’s goter awful nasty habit of invited.
Free Pick up by Grant* Pas*
ters what saw me do it. Here’b how tellin what he dreams.-’ When we
Laundry
(>-
gets as fur along as Hioucha
:ome:
Shorty and his Mrs., Fred Smith bridge we stops to git a drink of
Legion Auxiliary Card party
and guy what wuz named J-De- that fine water what Shorty sed Saturday night, Dec. 7. The com­
Josephine County
Clair A. Fluke, or sumthinl like he didn’t really make, but he sed mittee promises a good time. Dain­
MILLS
it, comes to My igloo and wants he done built the bridge, then ty refreshments and prizes you'll
to know would I like to go fjshin’ clum to the top railin’ and dived be proud to win.
Cash prices for Feeds and
in the ocean. Then he gods on down 82 feet inter the water. I
Seeds of all kinds
tellin’ about what a lotteri fish ast Shorty did he ever hear of a
Phone 123
Grants Pass
they wuz in that air ocean. Wife guy named Ananias, and he sed
TO
SELL
and me thot Shorty might be tell­ ■sure thing, that old An wuz his
’EM, TELL
GRANTS PASS
in’ the truth so we goes a long | pa. Then I ast him did he ever
with ’em. Fred done the drivin I know Baron Munchausen and he
HOTEL
’EM-
and Shorty done the talkin’ and sed that the Baron wuz his twin
MINERS HEADQUARTERS
itli An Ad
the rest of us done the listenin’. brother. Then I looked Shorty
615 “G” Street
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Shorty didn't really open up ’till in the eye and sez: “Shorty Phil­
Grants Pass, Oregon
we gets goin’ down the Redwood ipps, didn’t you ever hear of, or
highway tords Crescent City, down meet up with a liar?’’ and he sez:
Smith river. Shorty tells us as
F H A LOANS
“Sure; Natt Wooley, Ted Athey,
how he built that air highway, all
BUILD
NOW — PAY BY
the bridges, put in all the drains, Milt Ackeril, Jim Franklin ....
THE MONTH
Well, we finally gits down to
put in all the guard-railin’s and
Valley Lumber Co.
put up all the highway signs. I that air ocean where the men folks
West F St.
Phone 47
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