Illinois Valley News, Thursday, October 3, 1940
Page Seven
CLASSIFIED
DEPARTMENT
Fun for the Whole Family
HOTEL ASSEMBLY
NINTH « MADISON, SEATTLE
Comfurtabla Modern Rooma
Dally Illi
Weekly 1« Up
Coffe* Shop
BIG TOP
Dining Room
ED WHEELAN
HIGH ABOVE THE ARENA', SkOOKIE
CLüNGDESPERATELV T o TME BROKEN snipe
A t the back docr . mvra nearlv faintep
AS SHE SAVJ HALS SPECIAL WIRE BREAK in TWO
'M eanwhile . two
of the property
MEN HAP MANAGE» IO THROW A
net over THE mad D og -
{gEFE BANGS WAS NEARLY H?A n T i C
SAY. YOU DUMBBELLS, KEEP
TWAT MUSIC GOING Iff DO j
YOUWIAHT US TO
. HAVE A PANIC ~
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SEE MY DREAM \
WAS RI6HT - YOU
MIGHT MANE BEEH
KILLED .". OH. MV
pARLING. VJHAT
. VJOULD I MANE
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By RUBE GOLDBERG
LALA PALOOZA —Vincent Sleeps Peacefully On
Same Biscuits
Newly Wedded Man—By George,
' Lucile; these biscuits of youra look
exactly like those my mother used
to make, 20 years ago.
Wifey—How delightful.
I’m so
I glad!
Man (biting one) — And. by
George, I believe they AR® the
same biscuits.
DON’T BE BOSSED
BY YOUR LAXATIVE — RELIEVE
CONSTIPATION THIS MODERN WAY
• When you fee! gassy, headachy, logy
due to clogged-up bowels, do as million»
do —take Feen-A-Mint at bedtime. Next
morning — thorough, comfortable relief,
helping you start the day full of your
normal energy and pep, feeling like a
million! Feen-A-Mint doesn’t disturb
your night's rest or interfere with work the
next day. Tty Feen-A-Mint, the chewing
gum laxative, yourself. It tastes good, it’«
handy and economical... a family supply
By C. M. PAYNE
S’MATTER POP— Name Your Tune to Ambrose
FEEN-A-MINT loi
Careless With Life
There is nothing of which men
are so fond, and withal so care-
: less, as life.
Read This Important Message!
Do you dread thoae “trying years” (38 to
62)? Aro you getting moody, cranky and
NERVOUS? Do vou fear hot flashea. weak
ening diary apellaT Are vou jealous of atten
tions other women get? THEN LISTEN —
These symptoms often result from femala
functional disorders. So start today and taka
famous Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable (Com
pound. For over 60 years Pinkham's (Com
pound has helped hundreda of thousands of
grateful women to go “smiling thru*' difficult
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MESCAL IKE
Oh, So They Don’t Have a Book, Huh?
ey s. l huntley
Inquire Within
Go to your bosom; knock there,
and ask your heart what it doth
i know.
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No child can be
sure to escape
BOWEL WORMS
By J. MILLAR WATT
Maybe you don't realize how oxury it to to
become Infect«! with round worm,I Your
child inay ‘ catch" the infection from other
children, from a dog, from uncooked veg»-
Cablee. from lnfeHtod water.
Ho, watch out for tlnwe warning nignato:
Uneaay atomach. Fidgeting and aqulrming.
Itchy noae and other parte. Finicky appe
tite. Biting nail«. And if you <uron «uxpecd
that your child baa round annul, etart
ualrig JAYNE'S VERMIFUGE at oncft
JAYNE'S VERMIFUGE!« the beet known
worm-eitwllant in America. Il baa been
uaed by million« for over a century.
JAYNE'S VERMIFUGE baa the abil
ity to drive out largo round worm«, yet It
taatee good and acta gently. It doee not
contain «antonln. If there are no worm« It
work« merely ae a mild laxative. A«k for
J A YNE'S VKR-M l-FUGEat any drug «tore.
FREE Valuable medical book. "Worms
Living Inalde You." Write to Dept Ml.
Dr D Jayne A Hon, 1 Vine-t-.PhUadalphta.
Foolish Sheep
It's a foolish sheep that makes
the wolf his confessor.
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WNU—13_________________ 40—-40
THE MINUTE THAT SEEMS A YEAR
JL'ST A STARTER
By GLUYAS WILLIAMS
The auctioneer held up a pair of
antique silver candlesticks.
“Will someone give me a start?”
he began.
"One dollar,” came a reply.
“What's that?” queried the auc- I
tioneer.
“Ah.” retorted the bidder, “I
thought that would give you a
start!”—Montreal Star.
Snappy Suggestion
Customer—I wish to buy an appro
priate gift for a bride—something
timely and striking.
Merchant—How about a clock?
Love Is Blind
Housewife—If you love work, why
don't you find it?
Tramp—You ought to know, Mad
am, that love is blind.
AF1ÏR INSISTING OH
PERSONAL 6'lAWftES OF Trif CLERK,
- msn A í TR WO NWiAi-ER Wtf THf WiPPINO PRESENT you have
SELECfEP will PtoffiVflY M sapped T his very afternoon , you
Jr ».I tv wui M*f TJHPiTItlY F û POC'YEN T he «DRESS ff 610 60 TO
Method
“So you’ve discovered a way to
get your husband to dig In the gar
den?”
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THE SPORTING THING
ARMSTRONG
Heart’s Envoy
The tongue is the ambassador of
' the heart.—Lyly.
That Natine
Backache
May Warn of Disordered
Kidney Action
Modern Ilf« with It« hurry «nd worry;
irregular habit«, Improper eating and
drinking—it« ri«k of expoeure and lnfeo-
tlon —throw« heavy «train on th« work
of th« kidney». They are apt to become
over-taxed and fall to filter exceee «eld
and other impurltiee from the litwgiving
blood.
Yon may «uffer nagging backache,
headache, diuln.ae, getting up night«,
leg pains, a welling—feel constantly
tired, nervous, all worn out. Other aigaa
of kidney or bladder dim rd er era IMU-
time« burning, aranty or too frequent
urination.
Try Dean*« Pill». Dean’« help the
kidney« to paaa oB hr rmful eSMBB body
waste. They have h«d more thaa halt a
century of public approval. Are recom
mended by grateful user« everywhere.
A«k pour nnjhborl
D oans P ills