Page Seven
Illinois Valley News, Thursday, September 5, 1940
Fun for the Whole Family
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BIG TOP
By ED WHEELAN
1< Krprinia Ba
OOOEN, UTAH
HOTEL ASSEMBLY
NINTH & MADISON. SEATTLB
Comfortable Modern Rooms
Hally Si tS
Coffee Shop
Weekly St Up
Dininc Room
homelike rooms
from ‘2 50 per day
with bath. Broadway
and Salmon Streets
By RUBE GOLDBERG
LALA PALOOZA —A Terrible Strain
Here’s Laundry Bag
That’s Streamlined
By RUTH WYETH SPEARS
By C. M. PAYNE
IJE.IOLD this modern version of
an old-time laundry bag. It is
made of sturdy ticking in crisp
red and white stripes. It hangs
flat against the wall with ivory
rings over brass hooks. It closes
neatly with a zipper and may be
opened with one hand. The zip
per is applied in a curve to make
an ample opening, and the bag is
held in shape with a board in the
bottom. Surely you will want one
of these and will want to make
one or more for gifts. Christmas
is not so far away, and here is
something for a man, woman or
child.
Everything you need to know to
make this bag is given in the
sketch. These directions are not
in any of the booklets, so be sure
to clip them. There is also an in
teresting laundry and shoe door
pocket in Book 4.
An easy-to-
make garment bag illustrated in
Book 1, and twin pockets for a
pantry door in Book 3, solve the
problem of what to do with clean
and soiled tea towels. All these
closet accessories make grand gift
and bazaar items.
“What? WORMS in
my child?..Never!
Don't bo so sure, Mother!
By J. MILLAR WATT
POP— Snoring Again
Yem, right now, crawling round worrna may
bo growing and multiplying inside your
child without your even knowing ill
Thia naaty infection may bo * caught**
•airily, everywhere. And the outward wigna
ar© very mifdeading. For example: Squirm
ing and fidgeting. N tme-pick Ing, and scratch
ing other part«. I neatiy stomach. Finicky
appetite. Riling nail«
If you ©ven flu pert that your child ham
round worm«, get J A Y N K’S V ERM I FL'tiK
rig lit away! JAYNE'S is the beat known
worm exiMillant in America. It is IxM'ked
by modern scientific study, and has been
used by millions, for over a century.
JAYNE 4 V hl: Mil I <.E has th© abil
ity to drive out large round worms, yet it
Caat4W g'HMl and acta gently. 1> does not
contain santonin. If no worms ar© there it
works merely as a mild laxative. Ask for
JA^ Ni SVDI Ml I I <J h any drug store.
FREE! Valuable med leal book, "Worms
Living Inside You.” Write to Dept. M-t,
Dr. D. Jayne & Son. 2 Vine St., Philadelphia.
WNU—13__________________ 36 40
We Can All Be
EXCELLENT QUALIFICATION
\ THE SPORTING THING
' armstronc
“Are you an expert accountant?"
asked the prospective employer.
“Yes, sir,” said the applicant.
“Your written references seem all
right, but tell me more about your
self.”
“Well, my wife kept a household
account for thirty days. One night
after dinner I sat down and in less
than an hour found out how much
we owed our grocer.”
“Hang up your hat and coat,” di
rected the employer. “The job’s
yours.“
• In bringing us buying Information, ai
to price* that are being asked for
what we Intend to buy, and a* to the
quality we can e>pect, the advertising
column, of thl* newspaper perform a
worth while service which level us
many dollar, a year.
• It I, a good habit to form, the habit
of consulting the advertisement, every
time we molie a purchase, though we
have olready decided |ust what we
want and where we are going to buy
It. It give, us the most priceless feeling
In the worldi the feeling of being
adequately prepared.
Bachelors, Look Out!
• When we go Into a store, prepared
beforehand with knowledge of what I,
offered and of what price, we go o,
an espert buyer, filled with seif-confl-
dence. It I, a pleasant feeling to have,
the feeling of adequacy. Most of the
unhoppmes, in the world can be Itoced
Io a lack of this feeling. Thu, adver
tising show, another of It, manifold
facet,
sbow, Itself a, on aid toward
making all our business relationships
more secure and pleasont.
Mrs. Neighbor—I've been looking
for my husband for two hours.
Spinster—That's nothing.
I’ve
been looking for one for 20 years
and haven't found him yet.
Life and Hope
“Can’t the doctors extend any
hope at all to the relatives of that
very rich man?"
“No; they say be is likely to live
for years."
EXPERT
BUYERS
“1 don’t care if there is a race today, I need my ironing board! *
$ H H < s s I $ $ $