Illinois Valley News, Thursday, April 18, 1910 Page Two ey News Illinois Blossoms Frame Pacifica An independent newspaper devoted to the development of the richest valley in the world, the Illinois Valley and its surrounding districts. Published every Thursday at Cave Junction, Oregon by the Illinois Valley Publishing Company. Entered as second-class matter June 11, 1937, at the I’ost Office at Cave Junction, Oregon, under the act of March 3, 1879 Editor M C. ATHEY SUBSCRIPTION PRICES In Josephine County One Year . —. Six Months ... Three Months »1 SO .75 50 Outside of Josephine County $2 00 One Year ..... « « ? The Illinois Valley News reserves the right to reject any advertising copy which i* deems objectionable Advertising rates on application G R f G1C P ublish PER I ATI ON e »• ' k r' iS ■» * -Í * À, -S D“EMP1RE PAPER P1JBUSHERS *2' * MEETING “PROSPERITY” J growth and prosperity of our local paper. That is the reason, and the only reason that I let up on writing for a time, as I figured that maybe too much Phil Snort might be a deterrent to the success of the Illinois Valley News. I believe it is proof enough of my regard for the Illinois Valley that I have lived in it for over 36 years and could not be driven out. There is no doubt but what I shall pass my remaining days here, among the scenes and environ­ ments I love, among friends and neighbors of whom there are no better, and eventually, all that is left of my mortal self will rest in the soil of Josephine county. If this be true, is it unreasonable to believe that I would exert all my energy, knowledge and puwer for the betterment of the Illinois Valley? All who are permanently located in this valley, whose sole interests are here and wish for honest and sensible development of same, with whom I have talked, agree with me that we should con­ serve and restore to our utmost ability the wildlife that abounded here before whiteman came with their instruments of destruction. When I say i wildlife I mean both animate and inanimate. Once more i I wish to reiterate that it i is not my desire to see someone, , or anyone get into trouble over the violation of game laws, and once more I wish to re­ iterate that, if I continue to write, I shall not let up on game-hogs and spot-light hunters. All this talk about poor hungry people needing the meat is all bosh. There are none in this valley starving. One man living in the valley was fined $200 for spot-light hunting. Anyone who hunts deer with spot­ light and gets caught has no one to blame but himself; so my ad­ vice to those who have been in the habit of doing it is to quit it. One thing more in closing: any­ thing that I write will be signed by Phil Snort (L. R. Webb) and will be printable in any newspeper, and I hope there is no one nar­ row-minded enough to blame either the Courier or the News for it. I am not making these letters personal. PHIL SNORT. STANDARD OIL PRODUCTS and the Best Grease Job You can possibly get at CAVE JUNCTION MOTOR COURT K. C. HAMILTON TYPEWRITERS Sales & Rentals OFFICE EQUIPMENT and SUPPLIES GRANTS PASS TYPEWRITER COMPANY 622% E. H Grants Pass T : ......... tì I 8 I ASK FOR : : : ♦ Ì 8 i While this has no tangible connection with our Rloomlng acacia trecs forui a Framework from which the towei 2 statue of Paciflca looks dowu upon the retirih of Trca ure Islan topic of “T. N. T.” it roused in us a tremendous de­ Ban Keibel’s Francisco Bay, wlivre tlie gates of the Iftlil sei >n of the Gol sire to republish. Tlje author is unknown, but we Gale International Exposition wlll swing open with gala cerenioniea PERFECTION think this piece is a veritable gem and should be in on May 25. ■ i everyone’s scrapbook. You may want it some time. I BREAD U this is the truth, it can be anyone’s war. Ger­ KISSING MOTHER Ì A father talking to his careless daughter said: many might just as well win as the Allies. If Italy 2 ♦ “I want to speak to you of your mother. It may joins Germany and Russia and then through some 2 : be that you have noticed a careworn look upon her kind of circumstances they ring Japan in, it would At Your Grocer face lately. Of course, it has not been brought there make a war that we cajnnot stay out of, and the longer by any act of yours, still it is your duty to chase it we wait, the harder it,is going to be to stop. Of course &....................... »•»•■■ft away. I want you to get up tomorrow morning and this is our opinion. If we stay out now and the Ger­ GF.......................... O get breakfast: and when your mother comes, and be­ man group wins, it doesn’t take much imagination to 1 ¡FRENCH LAUNDRY see what would happen to us in the future. We would DR. A. N. COLLMAN | gins to express her surprise, go right up to her and I be fighting the same group all by ourselves. We won ­ kiss her on the mouth You can’t imagine how it will Naturopathic Physician I & DRY CLEANERS der what Uncle Sam is waiting for? 2 SATURDAY AFTERNOONS i brighten her dear face. Agencies In Cave Junction Besides, you owe her a kiss or two. Away back, Haynes Clothing Shop ........................... ................. 0 They are like the Apostle Paul in Wittrock’s Store, Kerby when you were a little girl, she kissed you when no that they “Come not with enticing Lew Hammer, Selma one else was tempted by your fever-tainted breath words of mans wisdom’’ but they Call: Wed. and Sat. and swollen face. You were not as attractive then as Dr. Fred W. Gould do bring the “old, old story” in a i Dental Surgeon you are now. And through those years of childish ILLINOIS VALLEY CHURCH new and interesting way. The Tuff» Building next special service to which we sunshine and shadows she was always ready to cure, Phone 4 OF SEVENTH DAY wish to call your attention will be Grants Pass by the magic of u mathcr’a kiea, th« dirty, little, chub­ ADVENTISTS F. ,. held Sunday night, Muy 12. At by hands whenever they were injured in those first Sabbth School at 9:30 a.5m. this time we will pay special honor 5TJUMMHF Preaching Service 11:00 a. m. to our Mothers. Other services in skirmishes with the rough old world. PROCESS Prayer meeting Wednesday at their regular order as announced, “And then the midnight kiss with which she rout­ 7 :30 p. m. communion service on the 1st FUNERAL HOME ed so many bad dreams, as she leaned above your rest­ You are invited to meet with with Sunday in the month. The Little Mrs. L. B. Hall, Manager less pillow, have all been on interest these long, long us. Church With the Big Welcome, Ed AMBULANCE SERVICE F. W. Cooper, Elder, Kerby. Wright, pastor. •4 years. Phone 388 Cor. 5th & C Sts. ------------ o------------ ------------ o ------------ “Of course, she is not so pretty and kissable as KERBY UNION SUNDAY Come to the H&L Cafe Sunday you are; but if you had done your share of work dur­ SCHOOL for Fried Chicken Dinner. adv. [ REDWOODS HOTEL ing the last ten years, the contrast would not be so Sunday School at 9:45 a. m. HULL & HULL Grants Grants Pass Pass every Sunday. All are cordially OFF IN A CORNER marked. FUNERAL HOME invited. “Her face has more wrinkles than yours, and yet, W ITH PHIL SNORT ------------ o —..... Ambulance service dev or aite SOLICITS YOUR 502 N 4th St. Phone 334 if you were sick, that face would appear far more CAVF. JUNCTION COMMUNITY PATRONAGE CHURCH April Fool That ’ s for those beautiful than an angel’s as it hovered over you, Community Sunday Schoo] at who thought I was never going to watching every opportunity to minister to your com­ 9:45 a. m. write for the Illinois Valley News Excellent Coffee Shop) VETERINARIAN fort, and every one of those wrinkles would seem to be Preaching .......... 11 a in. again. I have heard all kinds of Horses and Cattle my Specialty IN CONNECTION bright wavelets of sunshine chasing each other over o complaints, some for and some I DR. O. L. HOHLFELD REASONABLE RATES against my previous writings for I BRIDGEVIEW COMMUNITY the dear face. 408 South 6th Street The News, especially the letters Day phone 162—Night 538 CHURCH “She will leave you one of these days. These bur­ Grants Pass that dealt with the cause and cure 10:00 a. m. dens, if not lifted from her shoulders, will break her Sunday School of game and other wildlife de­ ...... 8:00 p. m. struction. My only regret in writ­ The Seal of Approval down. Those rough, hard hands that have done so Preaching Loyal Defenders........... 7:00 p. m. ing these letters is that I have been GRANTS PASS many necessary things for you will be crossed upon Preaching ........... 11:00 a. m. told that certain people were go­ HOTEL her lifeless breast. Prayer Meeting. Wed. . 7:00 p. m. ing to cancel their subscription to MINERS HEADQUARTERS “Those neglected lips, that gave you your first Orchestra Practice, Sat 7:00 p. ni. The News if it continued "to pub­ 615 “G ’ Street baby kiss, will be forever closed, and those sad, tired Coming Sunday night. April 21 lish my letters. There are a good Grants Pass, Oregon many people in this valley, includ ­ is a group of musical evangelists eyes will have opened in eternity and then you will from the Nazarene church of ing myself, who believe the Illin­ 0». appreciate your mother; but it will be too late." I Grants Pass. If you enjoy good ois Valley needs a newspaper, and : Awarded by the American In o----------------- I We are EXPERTS In singing and good music, you can­ it is not my intention to write stitute of Laundering after Watchmaking & Repairing not afford to miss this service. anything that retard the Passing Rigid Tests WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? Come in and See ue. 8 : : : : : : : : : : : : I I : CHHRfHES I MlllillillilllMMIIIIIHIIIIIillllllllllllllHIIIlQ ■HIIIIHHBKIIIIIIIIIIUIHUWillHItlMtllfNNilMlllilllll L. B. Hall ! (^lUtltSUIISUIUISI............. llll'IHIIIIIIl'KIUHtlllllllllll' ? : i : : : : Under the present element of chance or leader­ ship or resources or whatever one wants to call it, the war situation looks about even as far as we can see from newspaper reports. Pickup and delivery every Mon Ì day and Thursday in Cave : Junction, Kerby and Holland : : (¡RANTS PASS STEAM LAUNDRY ■Since 1900” Along the Concrete )«««««•) • «!«•«tSt I HIIKHIIII'UlIfU »1*«««« I «*»•*••( MtStllpJ Clarence E. Eggers 604 H. 6th St., Grants Pass 4 : : Josephine County MILLS Cash prices for Feeds and Seeds of all kinds Phone 123 Grants Pass ITS dXfOCTASLEi AS THE ROCKEU AT 1 HOME - MT Y0U ÓO PLACES IN A RUM&LE SEAT Wardrobe Cleaners The oldest and best since 1911 Free Pick up by Grants Pau F H A LOANS BUILD NOW — PAY BY THE MONTH Valley Lumber Co. West F St. Phone 47 Notary Publics AMY HUSSEY Texaco Gas, Oil Greases GEO. A. HICKS M. C. ATHEY LUCILE FLOYD Holland Ì