ROGUE RIVER COURIER, GRANTS PASS. OREGON 1 DECEMBER 20, 1907. Obliging D. D. D. By M. M. CUNNINGHAM. Copyright, lain, bj M. M. Cunningham. Carman scowled as a tiny figure In brown linen scuttled across the lawn. Tp to more mlHeulef." he (rrowled. "Just had one spanking and getting ready for another. I hope be gets It. It's a pity I can't give It to hlra. ne'd remember It better than the hairbrush sessions be usually has." Daniel Davenport Dndley slipped round a corner of the carriage boose, and Will Carman resumed his book. The day was far too One for reading, tout bis clothes were downstairs dry ing out, and one of Bob Dudley's dress ing gowns whs scarcely an appropriate costume for outdoor exercise. He bad run down to bis partner's bungalow for the day only. He bad wanted to inn lie a base of operations against Ruth Emory, wbo was stay- "WOll'T TOO PliSAU MARRY RIM SO I - wom't srAXKKD r lag across the river at the Blesslng ton's country place. Ruth was to leave tomorrow for Bar Harbor, and unices be spoke today there was small chance ' of winning her band for another six aaontbs. Carman was no letter writer, and be could not hope to conduct aa epistolary courtship. Helen Dudley, bis partner's wife, had suggested the scheme of bis running town ostensibly upon business Just at the time that Dudley was going away. He might go over to Blessing ton's for want of better occupation, and the battle would be won. But they had not counted upon D. D. D. That Ingenuous six-year-old bad pent the early morning In bridging with branches and sod the tiny stream that cut through the Dudley lawn. Carman lind broken through the shaky bridge und lind Honked lilmm'lf to tlio knees. Mrs. Dudley hud spunked D. D. D., but that did not dry damp trousers nor muddy boots, and now Carman was sitting In the Kiiest room smoking Itnli Dudley's clears and soft ly cursing mnnll boys und other fates that kept blm from Miss Kiuory's side. Presently he laid down the book as D. D. D. came around the corner of the cHrriajre house again. The roof re pslrers had left some tar on the dirt beap. und In making up a ball of the sticky compound I. I. 1. hud smear ed bis clollies with the moss. "ticiod!" ciMiiiiiciiti'd Curman. "Now you will get spanking No. 2. Just wait until your mother Keen you." There was nut long to wait. 1). D. 1. ran to the rear of Hie house, und pres ently n succession of walls announced that the youngster's condltlou hud been discovered by Ills long suffering mother. Carman chuckled. "Vengeance whs swift, uiy boy. Toii'll wind up on the gallows yet." Carman was not ordinarily heartless, and. us u rule, he wns fond of children, but the provocation bud !een great. Mrs. Dudley taped on his door, and Carmnu answered. "Do you think," she asked, "it would hurt your hoots to put them In the oven to dry? We hud them In the sun, but they arc drying very slow ly. Hera re your oilier clothes." Cunnun decided In favor of the oven; anything lo hurry the process. Per haps, after all. he might tie in time. He assumed Ills restored clothing und shullled down to the porch lu Hob Dudley's Imtli slippers. Carman was a six foot giant, while Dudley was small and dapper There wns nothing lu the house that would tit Cnrmau On the porch he chatted w ith his hostess and found It more pleasant to talk of Hutli than to sit In a room by himself und brood over his lost oppor tunity. D. D. 1. was playing at the other end of the plur.a under the maternal eye. With the prospect of u speedy re turn of bis footwear Carman even found It possible to smile upon the youngster inlidiy Then the sonant came out bearing the boots, ami as she noaivd Ciirmun D. li. 1. made u dive for the foot wear. "I w:ii.t ui tar." lie exclaimed. "I bid It iheie whoa N'orah ran after me" Nornh dropped U.c boots on CurnuV . stockinged feet, and, -with s howl ot dismay and pain, the latter picked them up. It was all too true. . In the light boot were the dark stains tbst told bow Well the beat of the oven bad spread the "pitch. The shoe" were ruined. Mrs. Dudley was all concern, but It began to look as though all the fates were against Carman. There was not another pair of shoes about the place that approached bis size. It was out of the tjucstion to send the girl to town. The chauffeur had driven the bead of the house to the city and bad not yet returned. "It's all over," said Carman grimly. "I'll go to town In the morning In the auto. Until then It will have to be bath slippers for me, and I cannot very well propose In bath slippers. , "It Is scarcely the costume of ro mance," said Mrs. Dudley. "It Is fate," he said resignedly. "Ituth Emory will never me mine." "Perhaps It Is not as bad as that You might write, you know," comfort ed Mrs. Dudley, but Carman refused to be comforted. He knew how vain ly he had tried to frame a letter that would sound unlike a business commu nication. It was only the prospect of her leaving that had moved him to speaking. Now the chance was lost, thanks to D. D. D. Thnt evening Carman sat on the porch looking across the water to where the lights betrayed the Bless Ington's place. Mrs. Dndley bad prom ised to call on a sick friend, and Car man would not hear of her remaining at home. It was nearly 10 when a fig ure stole across the gross, and Car man rose from bis chair. "Look out for the pitfall," be warn ed. "Don't get In the brook." "I won't" came the cheery reply, and Carman started. It was Dot Mrs. Dud ley, but Ruth Emory who presently emerged from the gloom of the trees to offer her slim, cool band. "I thought that Helen was here," she said, "I paddled over to ssy goodby to ber." "She will lie home presently." be said eagerly. "Won't you wait?" Somehow, now that she was here, he bad lost his courage again. Ruth sat down and demanded an ex planation of bis warning, and he ex plained the device of D. D. D. "And you have been cooped op here all day." she cried. "Whnt a shame! It was a perfect ' "Not for me." I mournfully. "That little limb spoiled It for me." "I ain't a limb of Kutan," denied a sleepy voice from the low French win' dow. "1 am a good boy, only I am bad sometimes.", be explained as. be pat tered out upon the plana aud climbed upon Ruth's lap. "I was bad today." he added. "I got tar In Mr. Carman's boots, and I got spanked because he couldn't come over und ask you to marry blm. Won't you please marry blm, so I won't be spanked?" be add ed. "I was spanked three times to day." "Won't you?" asked Carman softly. "I want you so, dear! When It seemed that I had lost my opportunity I was nearly crazy. It was fate that brought you over. I am not a good pleader. Won't you let D. D. D. plead for me?" Miss Emory's eyes grew softly bright She, too, bad been afraid that perhaps the word thnt would mean so much to them both would never be spoken. "1 am a member of tbe Children's Aid society," she said, with a low laugh. "Perhaps for the sake of D. D. D. 1 hud better say yes." In a moment Carman's arms were about her, and he knelt beside ber chair. Mrs. Dudley's first hint that all was well wns gained as she rounded tho porch from 1). D. D.'s sleepy voice. "Kiss me, too," he pleaded. And Mrs. Dudley smiled ami went softly to the back door lest she disturb them. OVERTAXED Hundreds of Grants Petes Readers Know Khst It Means. Tbe kidneys are overtaxed; Have too much to do. They tell about it lu i inauv actus aud pains Hackache, sideache, headnrhn, early aviiintoius of kidney ills Urinary troubles, diabetes. Uriah's diseas follow. j I,. Matthews, of PJI8 Short St , I Roseburg, Ore., snys "I was troubled with backache mid kiilu y complaint ami thoutih 1 used, a gtent many rcuiedbaund spent lots ot money fori tr-t meiii. 1 could get uo positive re lief. I hntt my hack at one time and that seemed to make lue ptruianeut trouble.. 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