WHEN THE GEESE GO FLYING. When the gene K0 Hying northward where the clear blue waters are, When you h ar ihr m. like old ladles blithe ly fcnMipii.f ftfur, When thty punr on (1pptiir, flapping up KJl:.tl it.t- fl?ntlr.g iky, Laughlr.ff kii driurce at you, at you top to wutrh thtm fly, How tl.c- u.C, wild longing haunta you, how tin old tctnvv Hut In view Where the vorld wa wide and peaceful ana tut i:n.ple frUnai were true. When the geese go flying northward where the takes, klsatd by the sun. Ia ugh in glad anticipation, oh, for free dom and a aunl Oh, to (ting away ambition and go journey ing atar From the forge and the markets where the weary people are To go stumbling throuich the briars and across the hills attain. Caring nothing for the future or the things mat worry men. There la som thing sweet and luring In the mllnw breess that blows Down among the old gray stubbles where they stand in slanting- rows: There U something In the murmur of the stram that hurries on Through the rttvhei like the whisper of a spirit tnat is gone Like a whiupertd Invitation to go roam' Ing free and far, When the gevse go flying northward where the sky-blue waters are. -S. U. Klser. In Chicago Times Hsrald. TWO IN AN AUTO By William Perry Brown. iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiOTmmttattmiiiiiiiiinmif (Copjrttfkl, WW, by AuUore BjullMto.) uggeiWd Eikrldge, VOLTAIltB baring gone lama at tha hurdle, tha day before, hla mat ter waa taking a morning walk Instead of a ride, when ha met Mlm Neurit in an auto. II, rained hla hat and evinced a disposition to atop, whereupon the lady gave the steering gear aueh a vigorous twiat tlmt tho machine aeenied determined 1o chase Kokridge off the aidewulk and over the fence. "Stop me!" ahe railed, but lie fore he could move ahe had accomplished the feat herself with n aiiddenncaa thut nearly sent her over the dashboard and Into hla ready nrnm. "The thing si-em tender mouthed," aald he. "You're too hard on the bit." "It'a my firnt trip ulone," ahe ex plained, turning the auto in a Jerky, hi'Hltntliig way, aa the power wna nervously applied or abut off, until he drew up beside the curb in ortho dox fashion. "Ureat fun, though, thia thla " "Motoring," tentatively. Illll 1 .-It , muionngi neiena glance waa pitying, though her accent hinted at aeorn. "Woes It look Ilka a atreet car? To mobe la now the correct form, ao Mr. urandall aaya. "I auppoaa he haa put you on to thla new electrlrfail," anid Kakridira. eve lug tho apluk and upon automobile ua II It were a peraonal enemy. 'Tut ma on!" Helen', glance aa wall aa tone were harmoniously contempt uoua now. -jiow alangy yon grow ihon In aHHiimed surprise; "You aoem to be walking. Where la Voltulre?' Where 1 suppose Itosiimond la, In the paddock." Itoaamond waa Mini llearat'a favorite riding pony. "While you and I moduli 'mobe' In your liorsu leaa, I auppoae I may be allowed to mope on foot." Helen looked up and down the ar enua, at the vacant arat by her, then at mo gloomy young nnyi on the aide walk. Mr. Crandall la In the olty," ahe responded, demurely enough. "Ho limy be 'motoring' there for what know- icorge!" ICakridge, interpreting Helen', man ner rather than her worda, had avuted himself bealde her with a celerity thut nearly look Her breath nwuy. ."Hang Crandull," he exclaimed. briskly. "You are not to be truated in one of theaa thing, alone. Start up, iviiy. Hut Helen had recovered her dignity aa well ua eoinpoHiire, and her tone be came corrciipoiidliigly chilly. crowd, Mr. Kkrldge. One need room to work these levera satis- ructorlly, ua you ought to know." "I don't know thut 1 ought to know anything "Yet you prrauma to advine me, who nave oei-n taking leaaona two weeka." "Under Oanilall," Ueorga could not neip interpolating. "Under Mr. Crandall, whom aeein to wish to aee hung." I oon t want to aee him, hung or miming; or near ol hlin. either." .iri (lenrga waa about to add, "unlria he la hung," but he nipped hi, underllp jimi iii tune. lly thla they were aplnnlng down the avenue and into a road lending to the wide stretch of ocean bench that ribbed the aeawurd aide of l.oou I., liind, not uullku a aeetion of Home Hrohdlngnngluii race coiiraa, with a chorua of nuiiiiiier aurgea instead of ahnutiiig crowda aa the natural en vironment. Helen, reading jenloiiay under ull thia antl-Crundnll surliness, grew tenderly aolf -complacent tin ahii endeavored lo alow down to a more conversational KBit. Then a per turbed look euiae into her eyes aa ahe fumbled at the levera. "What cuu be tha matter uowT" aba bogan. "What ahnpely hunda you have, Nallyl" Interrupted Kakridge, rather Irrelevantly. unil aeemlngly olilivlouaof the fact that they were tearing along towarda the ocean lit a l iiiuiwuy pitca. "t)h, dearl" ahe coiuplitlued. "Why won't the odioua thing turn?" They were leaving Uie road and ploughing right on over the low aand dune that lined tha Ix'aeli. "Huch a fooll" coin inued Ueorge, diverting a dreamy rye to where one of Heleu'a atnull, atrnpp.d driving allppera waa vainly prc.su,,. l smoothing- whieh khe auppuaed would con Vol the application of the tuutiyB mmm TI dinner tlm an K 77 J It tlmeli&aTood Vu4 ;? 'I ... . - " W I VU.'II 1 , U'o.l.HV ,.' 'iili.-.i-i U VAll.Kl'.lV dftfrnrrlAiJ i"UV 'V ; ' Thry ,lv, a lleht rlcb anil tirlu llnnL f'o odor, i Mcrrwbcio, i What do the Chltdrn Drink? Don't giva them - coffee. Have you tried lha new food drtnk called Uraio-O? It it delicious and nourishing and take. the place of coffee. The mora Grain you giva the children the more health yon diitribute through their system Orain-0 ia made of pure grain,, and when properly prepared (ante! like tne choice gradea oi coffee but coda about -i ai much. All grocera aell It. 15c and 25c BEWARE OP THE STRAP. 7 The aeorta are a Poaalkle loaree le la (treat Cara, you power to the wheela. "Nelly." he aud denly exelnimrd, "I love you!" He aeized one of her hands and preased it rapturouxly. "I cun no longer " "Mr. Kukrldge!" ahe cried. "Don't you aee where we are going?" "If Crnndiill wlna, I don't cure where we go. Ah, Nelly, Nelly, Nell" "Let me go! Are you going etark, at.-iring mad?" ' "Then It la Crandall," groaned Oeorge, dropping hand and hope ap parently together. "Crnndull and thia Infernal auto. I wlah he was in It and we were out of it and it wna taking nun where we eeein to be going." Ho gund apathetically at the Ben while Miaa Hcnrat, aeriotisly alarmed, watched their progrean towards the hiaalng wavclcta crawling up the aand a. ltlght and left the broad beach opened grandly out, witty here uud there a rottnije along the duuca and a dlatunt hotel fi tingu long iron pier outlined ngnliiat the horizon. There were sundry aalls far out at eii; a few bather, and an occhhIohuI prom enuder dotted the aanda here and there. "Why don't you help tue?" urged Helen, Imploringly. "What'a the uaeT Call on Cran dull." "If he were here be would help. Something nmat be wrong." "Kverythlng ia wrong." Thia irloora- lly. "If Crandull rcully were here now would you er " "No, I wouldn't. Help me to atop It, pl-e-a-a-e do!" The Inat low annd ridge hud been panned and they were gliding over the smooth, hard, wet bench toward the water, hskridge furtively did some thing with hla foot, unaecn by Helen, and the auto stopped. "Hove I reolly no hope?" he naked, luguhrloiialy, aa ahe sighed in relief. "After all my month, of devotion " "Montha!" Her roay lip, curled In credulously. "Six weeka ago I hardly knew you oh, (leorgel why don't it mrn aa well aa atop?1 "1'erhapa It needa Crandall, being iritiKiiui mncnine." "You're Just dreadful to-day!" Hcl en. Indignant, waa about to leap out wnen MKruign ngiiln mude a furtive move nnd the unto again aturtcd for wnrd like a thing of life. Khe waa throwu hitek Into hla arme ana tier eyce sparkled angrily; but fear once more Imeaine dominant, for the machine aped toward the aea aa If determined to drown them both. "I I'm going to Jump," ahe crlod, nervously. "And break your pretty neck? No; let'a drown. It'a enaler." Kakridge folded hi, arm, as if to await the inevitable. "Crandall will hypnotise another girl, and " "I wiah he waa here to manage thia auto." I "I don't. If you won't have m . ahnll not have hlin." The hla, of the Incoming tide mingled with hia tonea. "We will die together." Miss Hearst shudiUred; yet. hud ahe been afoot, clad in her lateat love of a bathing gown, ahe mlirht h hvii on. Joyed the liquid swirl thut now licked The connection between the microbe and the atreet car atrap baa frequent' ly been discussed and t leaat one in stance haa proved somewhat distress' ingly that danger ia likely to lurk in the piece of leather which helps to sup port so many women during the rush hours of the dny. It was to protect a fresh pair of white glovea that New York woman, compelled to stand held her handkerchief inside the strop while going to the theater a short time ago, says the Sun. On her way home she was again compelled to stand, end onoe more the handkerehie came be twnen her glove and the leather. Whether It was after that or during the evening at the theater that she once thoughtlessly put. the handker chief to her face ia a detail that bhe doex not recall, but two days after ward a pain on her lip became ao Intol erabie that she was compelled to see a doctor, who found her suffering from Incipient blood poisoning which It waa already too lute for him to prevent The most that he could do wna to watch her carefully through a long at tack of lllnexa which at one time threatened to end fatally. He attributed thia to some poison oils substiinoc which had passed to her handkerchief from the strap, nnd that wus hia diagnosis t he moment he heard the story of the ride on the cable car. She fortunately recovered, and lirr physicians think that the present dis figurement to her face which resulted from the necessity of an operation w ill not be permanent. The case has con vinced this physician, who is a man of considerable experience in surgery, of the dangers thut lurk lu the street cur strap. WHISTLED UNTIL HE DIED. Polish Herdsmaa Kept It Vp Evea While I'aeoaaeloos from Fatal Injarr I)r. William Kratisa, In the Journal of Nervous nnd Mental Diseases, de aerihee the case of a Polish herdsman, 3T years of age, weighing 230 pounds, who, some months previous to un ac cident, had suffered from apoplexy re sulting in left hemiplegia. He was slowly recovering the use of his arm and log when he won struck by a triiin, and was found unconscious on the track, with sculp woumla. There waa a depressed fracture of tha skull three inches above and on Inch behind the left eur. He was Imme diately trephined und the depressed hone removed At ten o'clock at night he begnn to whistle, not, however, the "popular aonga of the dny," but the whistle calls he was accustomed to use in calling or driving his flocks. He would continue whistling for about one minute, then would cease for five or tun minutes, and kept this up at regular intervals until he died, Jan uary 3, IHtin, nt lo:.in o'clock p. m. At no. time was it possible to distinguish any melody. The sounds were of the same pitch and Intensity and of the same character. They were audible throughout the ward and attracted the attention of patients and alt. f li mits. To the physicians In attend ance It was a strange experience to hear those whistle calls coming from a patient in a state of unconscious- KEWS OF THE WORLD.! FlGPRUKE HAPPENINGS OF . THE PAST FEW DAYS FROM ALL QUARTERS. CereaJ Tranwalaakaa BaJIway Joha Armstraaa; thanler ltr.pp..rs-Th. tsar ami tha Represent3 the HilieSt Carina 1 I.H r-aM-Hfitir I.IlM I .(lit on a Hrltl.h Tordo Uoat. standard of excellence In cereal coffee products 54 California figs and prunc3, scientifically blended with 45 A new Fraaco-Enasian loan of a bil liou franca ia to be raised, but it will not be lamed for some time. HM.- . I m c.l1 xiie uicrunuonni uisviiuu. ui owim- , . . . . . . ogy. with headquarters at Pari., baa well ripened grain, makes a table clecto.l United Btate Uommissloner ol beverage ot rare quality. Lubor Carroll D. Wriirht to memlwrshiD. ByaBrelntheTicinitTof the Chicago In TlGPEUNE there .3 com Tribune ofllcos that paper lost ita mail-, v..nerl. with the delicious fruit lug list and the distribution of it. mailed .. th nutritious and tuiuuu, lug Vliv uuibtuu n-va ubjo;ci the accident, nnd he died, whistling a few minutes before death. me pneumatic tires. Why she did notl n''""- It wus impossible to muse the boldly leap out she hardly knew. Did patient at any time In-fore or after icur restrain tier ortjeorge? Aa the water deepened the mobile moved more elowly, yet it neither atopped nor turned. An Incoming wave, curling upward In a greenish, graceful, menacing war. mude her nreaina quickly and she look.-.l tssridge. v. ,.! iu aeemed to be, cigarette eherr bravadoT several hours. A switch Improperly sot brought an express train and freight Into collision at Avon, on the line of the New York, New Haven aud Hartford railway. Six passengers on the ei proas were killed and more than a score were injured. Johann Moat, the anarchist, waa ar rested while haranguing a crowd of S00 people in a danco hall back of a saloon in Corona, Long Island. The police seized a lot of papers aud a rod flag that was displayed lu the room. Ex-Judge Jeremiah Wileon, Roar-Ad miral Bchley'a senior counsel before tha naval court of inquiry at Washington, died suddenly Toesduy. Sept. 24. The court adjourned in consequence, llr. Wilson was an Uliioan by birth, 73 years of age, aud waa a member of a well known legal firm in Washington. At Uuiou Pacific headquarters at Omaha it waa announced that as a re sult of the fast tima made by the trains carrying tha mails over the country on the way from Australia to Loudon, such mail will in the future go by tho United States route instead of by the Suez canal. The mail was carried from San Francisco to New York ovor tho Union Pacific, Burlington and New York Ceutrul, and the time from Syd ney to Loudou was cut dowu sevcu duva. The moil, consisting of seven sacks, left Sydney at 10 a. m. Aug. 18 and was de livered lo the Loud-iu postofUoa at 7 a. m. Sept. 14. The British torpedo-boat destroyer Cobra foundered in the North sea as the result of a boiler explosion. Tiu-re wore 70 souls ou board, all of whom perished oxcopt 12. Lieutenant Bonworth Smith, commandur of tho Cobra, stood impas sively npou the bridge with his arms folded and went down with the vessel, The Cobra, which w.w a turbiue-eu- giued vessel, had just left the yard of her constructors and waa undergoing a boiler teat. John ArmstrougChniiler, former hus band of Amelio Hives, reappeared at Charlottesville, Va., for the first time siuoe hia escape from Bloomiugdalo asylum about a year ago. It is under stood that stops will be taken by Chan ter's counsel to regain possession of all of hia property, amounting, it is be lieved, to uot less than $1,000,000. Em inent alienists and neurologists declare that Mr. Chnuler la aaue. The Trausulaakau Railway company. aaya the IX-uvor JNows, haa been launched. The company la incorpor ated under the laws of the state of Washington and capitalized nt (50,000, 000. Tho scheme Is the building and operating of a liue of railroad lu Alaska aud oounocting with the Transsiberiun railroad nt some point opposite Capo Prince of Wales ou the American side by a liuo of steel furry-boats across Bering strait. The headquarters of tho oompauy will bo at Suuttle. , In the preseuce of a vast concourse of Anglo-Saxon delegates, Lord Kosebery nuvoilod at Winchester, England, the great statue of King Alfred. In the course of hia eulogy of the Saxon king Lord Kosebery said: "King Alfred wrought immortal work for ua nnd for our sister nation over the sea, which, in fiio supreme moments of stress aud sor row, is Irresistibly lottunl to us across the centuries uud across the suas." flavor, health-giving qualities of fruit and grain, Boil from 5 to 10 minutes only ALL GROCERS SELL FIGPRUNE CEREAL PRESIDENTS FUNERAL Itiiprf-snlve Kervlrm at lite Hume of the Late William Mi KJnlejr. Canton, Sept. 19 Tho funeral ser vices over the body of President William McEinley took placo at 1:30 o'clock to day at tho First Muthodist Episcopal church of Canton, of which the late president was a member and a trustee. By the expressed wish of the family, the ceremonies were brief. Rev. O. B, Milligmi, pastor of the First Presbyte rian church, In which President and Mrs. McKinlcy were married 30 yean ago, niado the oppniug prayer. Dr. John Hall of the Triuitv Lutheran church gave tho first scriptural reading, and Dr. E. P. Hi-rbuck of the Trinity K-.-form clinnh tho secoud. Dr. C. E Muiicliesti r, pastor of the late presi lleiit's church, delivered the only nd- ilrcs-i. A quariot s.ing "Beautiful Isle of Somewhere,," and another quartet Bnng "Lend, Kindly Light. An impo i k procession a mile nnd a hul f in length, consisting of many of tho grand nnny posts of tho suite, the national guard of Ohio, details of regu lar from all brunches of tho service, fraternal, sorinl and civic organizations and representatives of commercial bodies from all over tho country, the governors of revernl states with their stalfs, tho senate and Imnsc of the United .Stat and tho caliiui t and pres. dent of the Uuitod States followed tho remains to West Lawn cemetery, whore they were placed In a receiving vault, awaiting the time when they will bo laid in the grave beside tho two children, who were buried years ago. Nearly every country ou both hemi spheres was represented at West Lawn cemetery by a floral offering, aud never before ou this continent bus such a floral display been seen. Offerings came from every state in tho anion, aud there is scarcely a man in public lifo whoso tribute of rospect for the virtues of William McKiuluy did not lie beside bis cofiluud remains. gousi lie wus, preparing to llirht Waa this despair, Idiocy or aoor llanilsoliie he tnlnly was, though she hud hardly con- oirreu nun so norore. 1'erhapa hi ludoiiiituble composure at au.-h , crisis lorceil a sudden upon her and banished the Iiiiul-i. immiuii lorrvcr, for old .vr.i: To the oM, as to babies, the even balance of health is more important than anything else in the world. The possible health, in age, is not high and strong; it is only even. There is no end, but death, to the trouble that conies nf its loss. It ought to be watched like a baby's. Scott's emulsion of cod-liver oil for very old and very young in different ways is the food to secure this even health. We'll Mad you a littU lo try. it you lih. Bcorr a iiownk, i,i n,w Voik. Brownie $ t Votrhlsa. M uny rate, aa the whitening rnr.., in iroiii poind! Itself over t) .l-.-K. board, Helen altered ..i.-. , w 1111 ira and threw her arms nrnuud Ueorge, si-uttering hia clgurettea. Save me!" ahe Implored. Then yuu do love ma. u.. !,. I don't run an auto?" V-ye al" The shower bath wna du. acendlng and she closed her eves Igli owl" "And you don't care for Crnii.l.iii pursued Ueorge, ineiorablv 'No oh! Isn't this horrible?" "It'a blissful, ecstatic. One kiss, ear. Now -open your eyes." The auto wus tiirninir. the war. ... receding, and Kakridge. with hand and foot deftly employed, was in.1.1 ..... buck to dry laud uud safety. nny-you do know how?" .1.. screamed, whereat tha humid..,,. .1..., actually grinned; yet she could not again grow angry, try ns ahe might. ticorgv, somehow, seemed lu.ti... l pile of It all. thouirh thev ..,.,. i...i. drenched and hud doubtless l-kt.. more than one ilistnni ...,i....l i... m priH-eedinuv Aa thev .....,-.-l,...i hack up the avenue, whom should they see but ( landull liii,,.l .... on lha railroad llcilot. i:...r..A looked nt her Inipiiniigly, """"'I stop," she whispered. "I know I'm a slpht to behold." "I believe you wet e cipectlng Mm," said rakridge. us ( lumlall looked aft er them dubiously. She pinched his arm aud they laughed like children laugh. A SLEEP-WALKER'S FEAT. llaldaal Ilia Watchful I otupaaloaa Over Farllous falka la I'ev lict lafrlr. Ail Interesting case of somnumbu ltsm is reported by M. Iludaire, direct or of the normal school nt Idols, France. It is accredited by Dr. Dufay and printed In the Proceedings of the Society of Physical Research, writes Dr. It. Osgood Mason, lu Ladies' Home Journal. Tbeophile Jiiuieuuil was a pupil at the normal school, und in the month of July of his second year he commenced to walk in his siren. On one iKVitaion he got up in the night, d- termined to go fishing. Ilia brother- in-law, M. Simon, t, decided to accom pany him, but before starting he auc- ded in inducing him to alter hla plana and go and visit a relative in stead. Accordingly this vas done, Janicnud remaining fast asleep and un disturbed by the burking dogs or the fatigue of u long walk. Finally he waa ready to return, nud on the way, coin ing to a narrow and dangerous path lobe to the river, bis brother-in-law cautioned him to go carefully In the darkness. Juniruud, with some scorn, declared that Ire could are the better of the two, and to prove it asked SI- nonet if be could ae the mutch under his foot, and. sure enough, there was the nmtch. It was a dark night, and besides Juuicaud was some : feet ahead of him and had his nightcap drawn closely over his face. Tk llaloa Were l'oaaplea. One of I lie young noiurn connect ed with liuil House was recently shoiiik' rt oil-.-tiou of photographs of cla-isi-al pe ine, to a atreet ur chin, an;: ... I- Mic cume to of the "Si-iin. M. ul, .una" she "Do you kno.v unt t Un t repre sents'.'" "c," said the boy "iiut li Jesus and Ilia mother." "Did lice," continued the teiu-het-bcautiful their lucca arc? , not find such la-uuty of e any oilier picture." "Itti: i: rims around their hisU-, Ilrit gnes them away, in i the boy.- Chicago Chronicle a copy asked - oi no-"liow on c.ui. -- .-a In i Hie i.i.i'iiiu l i ilplcd Mslsrls MaVi Impirs Blood. Grove's Tasteless Chill Tonic cum Malaria. 50c tper la lha fklllpylava. Copper deposits in the prmlnce of epuiiio, near Mount Data, I'. I., bate been woikt-.l by tin- Igorrotes since le- f hi e ill ..n'sli il!-.-overy of the ar ch'.pc 1iii;ii. TIh'm- barbarians, who are heathens, liv ing in siplalor, have devel oped industrially to a surprisingly high point, and the skill they exhibit in the extraction and working of met als is ni ra.-rdiimry. They turnout copper kettles no less than feet in diameter, iin-l thev also make numer ous kinds of implements and orna ments wilt of the same metal. I.e.atlun Cab Aeetdafs. Last year 1,101 persons were injured and 1" killed ia London by being flung headlong out of hausoiu cabs, by rea son of tlx! horses sftripiug aud falling 5 henke Into Your Shoes Allen's Kcot-Kasr, a powder. II ruies patnliil, smarting, nervous feel and in Itloa ing nails, ami instantly lake the sling out ol conn and bunions. It's the llieatest comfort discovery ol Iheawrv Allen's r oot-Kane makes tinhl or nea snoes leei raay. It la a certain mre for J sweating, callona aud but, tbe-1. bhuj jhft Try it to-day. Sold hvalldum gists and shoe Cores. Hy mail f. r '.'V, in slatuiw. Trial package Krc xi 'drees, A I leu 8. Olutstrd, U Kor, N, Y. The tzar, cMiriuii uud President Lou- but reviewed 110,000 l'rench troops on Hie plain nt Hi tinny. The inarch past l.:Sic.t from Hl.l.j a in. to 1 p. in., ter minating in n muKiiilicent cliarie of '.'0,(KMI cavalry. The spectaclo w.iu very imposing as tin) infiuitrv went by l.'iJ tiles ik'cp, witli tiled bayonets. At luncheon tiie caar nud President Iou-Is-t. in notable speeches, formally ro ucw eil the alliance of Russia ami France. The sovoraign grand lodge, Independ ent Order of O.ld Fellows, lu scssiou at Indianapolis, decided that where a sa 1hiii is run lu connection witli a Itotul the proprietor of the hotel shall be re garded us u salooukeeper aud uot elig to mumbersliip in the order. An order bus becu issued by the Le high Valley t'oal company instructing all tin-men, engineers, lire bosses, black smiths, carpenters and driver bosses to p.iy up iu lull their dues in the labor orgiiiiications of which tlitty arc mem la-i s nnd resign nt on. The order also i ivs their wiihdiawnl cards will be col. 1-i-U'd not later than Oct. 17, and those uot having them will bo dischnigisl. During their slay at Ottawa the Puke, and Duchess of Cornwall sicut a day ou ibe Ottawa river and in the forest lining its hunks. They were givuu a complete eXKMitiim ot a lumberman's hie. The rovnl irty was brought in from Kuleau hall on a HiMH-inlly built electric cur aud Isiarded six rafts at Oregon street. The rails were manned by half a doaeu river in. u lu red shirts and blue jenus. From the raft assigned to the duke nud duchess floated the royal staudaid. llcstdcs the members of I lie royal imrty the Clover nor tleiieiul and Countess Minto, lYeui icr l.univr and Iady Liturier, repre seiitiilivns of the luiubermeu nud the newspaper currespondeiits traveling with the ducal sirty were the ouly ones In make the trip. Bra.ln-Footl Nonsense. Another ridiculous food (nil has la-en bran, lid hv the moil competent authori ties. They have dispelled the silo notion that one kind ol f.si.l is needed lor brain, another for iunc!c, and still another lor honea. A cor re. t diet will not on') nourish a particular pa.it ol the body, but it aill sustain cv.-iy olhi-r part. Yet, boa ever koihI oiii i-si.l u.y be, its nutriment is desiiojed by indi Hesiio.i or d)spepr.in You inns: pu na re for their uppcaiiMi e or !ei-ni their ciMiiiug bv iakin regular doses ol (.irea-n'a AuKust Ko -er, the (avori e med cine o( (be healthy millions. A lew don aids ilijesiiun, sImioiUik the liver ti lieabliy acimn, purities the blood, and makes oii fivl bum am and viiwmtis You can iret Dr. (i H (ireenV reliali'e iHiimUn at Di. Kiemei 's. tiel Hieeli'f Ss-,-i.! Alimnic. Memorial services were held in mnuv cities throughout the world iu honor of tho lute l'rosidunt McKinloy. Uy com maud of King Kdword a memorial sor- vico was held iu Westminster abbey, and was uttendod by many Atiicricaua and Eiiglishmon of distinction. The service, which was a full choral ono, wus of great beauty. A stately service, sim ilar iu most respects to tliut held iu memory of tuccn Victoria ou the dny of her burial, wns held iu St. Paul's cathedral, Loudon, nud attended by 6,ouo persons. WASHINGTON NOTcS- President ltooscvelt, iu reply to oon gratulutions Irom several southern mem bers of congress, said: "I am going to bo president of the United Stales, und not uny section. I don't care for suc tions or sectional lines. When I was governor of New York I was told I could make four appointments iu tho army. When 1 sunt in tho nuiut-s there were three trom fhe south und the other from New Yori;. They wore bravo men, who deserved recognition for services in the Siaiiisli war, and it did not mat tor what state they wore from." Tho president has intimated his in tention to appiiiit Medical Inspector P. M. llixi-y surgeon-goiiuriil of tho navy upon the expiration of the term of tiur. gooii-Ooueral Yuu Iloyu. Cattle I. Ill ti, the rtillliiilne. The Comiiieicial l'acilio Cable com pany, with a capital stock of f Hki.ikio, was incorporated at Albany, X. Y . , bv John V. Mackay, Cluieiu-e II. Mackay, Kdwurd C. Pl.itt. Alls-it Peck, George G. Ward, Albert P. Chandler und Wil liam W. Cook. H-sjs-1 t ngtlie pnrisisca and prosp. cts of the new company Muckav Ki d that the I'oiniiu rcial Pa cillc Cab c company had Isvn org.ini.ed for the pui'ii o of laying a submarine cable Irom Califirnu to tho Puilippiuo islands-by w.iv of Ilouoinlu. Tho lelu-tll of tile cable will be uls-ut H,o H) miles, the p.irt tob, Hist laid heinu li-om California m the Hawaiian islands. This portion, M:icli-iy i-sm'Is to be in operation wit. mi u. no mouths, Tim new cab.e when it reaches the Philippines will c.iiinct at tlnvt iiint with the preset.! submarine cable running from tue Philipiiui s to Japan and also the cable running from 1 1m Philippine- to Cliiua. A iiinci cable route from China und Jttiwii to the I'nited Stales will thereby bo established. At present cablegrams from Cliuin to tho United States have lo lie sent by way of Kurope. Muckav savsth.it llioprcscut cable rates from the United Slates to the Philip, pines and to China and Japan will be reduced vhen the hew cable is la.d from Ho to il.i wv ci nt. SOUTH AFRICAN WAR. The Boers, ou Sept. 17, ambushed three eompinlea of inoontcd Infantry, with three gnus, in the vicinity of Scheeper's Nek. After severe fighting the British were overpowered and lost their gnns, the sights nnd breech block of which were first destroyed. Two officers and II men were killed nnd five oflicers and 25 men wire wounded. Five oRicors and 15'J uitu wore made prisoners. Maj.,r Ujtigh, who escaped during tho night, rrports that tho Boers numbered 1,000 men, and that they were commanded by General Louis Botha. Lord Kitcheuor reports S pt. 20 that the Boers captured a compauy of mounted infantry nud two guns at Viakfoutein. Cno ofllcc-r wns killed. The lioeis, In suix-rior numbers, sur founded the British. The prisoners, nlong with those takon at Scheoper'a Nuk, were rolcuscd. Uommandttiit Smutz, in ordor to break thrcugh a cordon, nished ou a squadron of the Seventeenth Lnucers at Kl.tud'a River Poort, killing three officers and 20 men, aud wouudiug one officer and 30 men. Tht Boors, who were dressed iu khaki, aud who were mistaken for British troops, lost heavily. Tho camp of a party of Lovatt's scouts was rushed by Kr.tziuger, aud the scouts lost heavily. Lieutonaiit-Colom-l SInr ray and Captain Murray, his adjutant, were killed. As an offset to recent Boer sncccases Lord Kitchener reports tho capture of two commandos oue consisting of SS men under Commandant Kocus, who were tnken, together with their entire transport, west of Adeuburg, and the other consisting of 64 men, including J. P. Botha, who were taken with 4S wagons and their belongings. .THE WHITE IS KING. .. 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Wolke, Grants Puss, 0i A Manila dlspitch of Sept. 23 says that General Frederick Fniiston, who ! has been iu the hospital lor about a 1 week suffering from appendicitis, has 1 undergone a successful operation. I A Manila dispatch dated Sept. 23 says Aguimihlo's body guard, Major Allium- I bra, two captains, two lieutenants aud i 2!) men with 2S rifles, surrendered about 1 4U miles north of Baler, island of Luzon, ! to Captain ticorgo Delchaudy, Twenty- ! second United Slates infantry. They I took tho oath of nllcgiuuce uud woro ' released. ! If Are You Going East? TO RUN DOWN ANARCHISTS. Appropriation tn Secret Service llureaa to Alii 111 Their Hiipire suloii. Ill his nuiiLttl report to congress next December, says the New York Herald, Stcietury Guge will rccomineud that nu appinpriutiou lie made to enable the secret service bureau to employ meu for the suppression of auurchy, just aa de tectives are now employed to run dowu counterfeiters. Tho secretary, it is un derstood, will ask for (250,000 for the maintenance of tho bureau, as against 1100,000 appropriated last year. 1 lie law under which tho secrot ser ico exists specifically limits its opera tions to the fcuppressiou of counterfeit ing. There is nothing in its provisions which ovou authorizes tho detail of secret service meu as a personul guard for tho president or any other public official. W'heuever such detail has boon made the suggestion has coiuo from tho White House. sssu p) ru,v i SiliM l.-ssl. .. 41 i wrM I Five masked invii entered the si'oon and gambling-room lieioiiiiiiig to C. I,. MeCiiiinis at Pendleton, Ur., and took about (l,.'i .). There w.-ro fully Jo ht sons iu tne room. Tue robbers rushed lu and ordered the players and dealers to hold tip their bunds One guarded the front door and two covered those in the room. Tho other two rubbed the l.u-o ami roulette banks. They til -u i-omiuiiiiileil M loom to open the safe but a Chinese ran out of the back d. sir and gave the alarm. Tne leader of the robl rs shouted - It's all up," and th" despnad.n's ran out before the sale was opened. A faro dealer named K. b nsoii followed tlit-iu and six shots were ex ..ii,n......i .... ,i... ... . i " WM oe "u's-i, em no one was i nun. a large passe went lu pursuit of the rohbci . Mrs. Lena Fair shot and k-.llrd bcr father-iu-lnw, Miclnul Fair, at i , ! bAUiio in South Ctn-veniie. Wvn Mrs ! fair, who is a giri of id yean, uv, her 1 father-in-law iun-ati ued lo kill Ui-r. and I that when she tin d he ha.1 one hand ou . her tlinmt and .ti me tuer w.is ! rvacluug f.r his revolv-r. Tho p -In-w fonuii a rovo.v.r l i tue bin is-.-.i r ! I tne uea.i mar, .11: s. ) 41 i taken iuto custodv. I IrrlKAti.iu Kor the Arid West. K. H. Newell, hydrographer of flie gcographiiil survey, has returned to Washington lrom 011 extended trip through tho arid rigions of the west. The chief aim of his visit lit this time was ns the guest of Iieriresoutntiva Moody of Oregon to explore tho part of that statu lying east of the Cascade range, witli n view to dotormiuing the feasibility of diverting the Columbia river und sonic of its tributaries iuto busius for irrigating the arid part of tho stato. From The Dalles, iu the uorthwestcru part of the state. Con gressman MimhIv, with Newel uud Gilford Pinchot, forester of tho United Stales, drove i'.jj miles. It isthuoiiiniou of Kowuil that tlio scare in tho west luring the last season has been the most potent argument possible for coiiirross. and tne mallei- of rcdeeminiz the arid west will receive the utteiit.ou it de serves. Illed tVllh Wrultli In SIsliU After toiling hard daily for bovou years in tho development of what is likely to bo tho richest miue iu Western Washington, Peter Chiudo. au Italinu. died just us fortune hud beguu to smile upon him. In a few weeks more Chi. ndo could huve sold his interest in tho IS.iihiiz.i mine, in Silver creek district. Sii iliomisli county, for at least fl.uuo.- OOJ. lie had ileiiioustrated tliec.irre.it- iiess of his belief that thu ledge 011 his claim coiitaincl almost iiunieasur.iblu caltli in gold, silver and copjHjr. when ho was suddenly taken w ith a heinor- rliage of the ltins and died in the hos pital. Chiudo had kept a force of Itul- uis at work iu the tunnel that was to prove the success or f.ii'.uio of his uu- rtukings. He worked with his men. he tunnel dually struck 11 lulgo at it pill of s ill tcet. '1 ne icilj.-e was found to be (10 feet iu width, including a nay streak 11 feet wide, running pj to tUoO iu gold, silver nud copper. Tho resent development proves that the mine contains many millions, the greater part of which will revert to Chimin's nephew, James P.-ccol). Chin. lo had sold nu interest to obtain money for de velopment work, but kept coutrofof the mine iu h:s own hands. The property is located n miles from Index, ou Silver creek. O. O. Bhiide, county treasurer of Mo Mninville, Or., was indicted by the grand jury for the larceny of publio funds. His Kind was fixed at $'J.6O0 und l.e went 10 jail iu detuult of bail. A shortnip of $l,sio is claimed. He w.i- le el. .led III 1 lie hist c.ccuou. "THE "tllLWAUKIE." A (aniiliar name lor the Cbtca.-o, Mil watiW & St. Paul Railwny, known al' ver the Vnion as the Groat Knilwsv riiiinine ihe "hone-r 1 imited" trains erv d :v Mil I i-iflit U-tween Si. Paul 1: -1 1 l i.--o, n. Onslia and Chicago ili-oiiU perfect tniii" in t! orli! ' I idersi.ind: Cenn-iiions aie made u!i Ail rrsiiM-oiitineuta! 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